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Testing for Many Designer Drugs At Once

LilaG writes "Drug tests spot banned substances based on their chemical structures, but a new breed of narcotics is designed to evade such tests. These synthetic marijuana drugs, found in 'herbal incense,' are mere chemical tweaks of each other, allowing them to escape detection each time researchers develop a new test for one of the compounds. Now chemists have developed a method that can screen for multiple designer drugs at once, without knowing their structures. The test may help law enforcement crack down on the substances. The researchers used a technique called 'mass defect filtering,' which can detect related compounds all at once. That's because related compounds have almost equal numbers to the right of the decimal point in their molecular masses. The researchers tested their technique on 32 herbal products ... They found that every product contained one or more synthetic cannabinoid; all told, they identified nine different compounds in them — two illegal ones and seven that are not regulated. The original paper appears (behind a paywall) in Analytical Chemistry." From the article: "The research is timely, too. 'Many drugs of abuse in the Olympics are designer drugs,' he [Gary Siuzdak] says, in the steroid family. Grabenauer plans to extend her method to other designer drug families."

281 comments

  1. The Devil Snorts Prada by cosm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can't wait to be forced to provide mouth swabs at airports.

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    1. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be so lucky.
      We already get free BCSs curtesy the TSA

    2. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Can't wait to be forced to provide mouth swabs at airports.

      It doesn't take an oracle to figure out that orifice is optimistic.

    3. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They already swab your hands for chemical residue if they think you might be impaired. They did it to me in Atlanta, I was shocked. And also probably logged as an entry into a database somewhere.

    4. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Entropius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't wait to be forced to provide mouth* swabs at airports.

      *(or vagina)

    5. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Soporific · · Score: 1

      Me too, but for bomb elements. I said I was smoking cigarettes and they said "I understand sir" and I boarded my flight.

      ~S

    6. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by busyqth · · Score: 1

      Well at least it makes sense this time.

    7. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The TSA can show Jon LaJoie's video "show me your genitals"

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

    8. Re:The Devil Snorts Prada by Zanadou · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take an orifice to figure out that oracle is optimistic.

      FTFY.

      Maybe.

  2. Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... means it's not illegal. Try explaining that to an employer that can't get past a "positive" test.

    1. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Knew someone who flew straight through a standard urine drug screen less than 18 hours after sparking up some synthetic... if you're positive, you're on the genuine article.

    2. Re:Not Regulated... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      Well used in this way I would assume that they meant, basically identical to the illegal drugs but new enough that the law has not caught up.

      as an employer I would not differentiate between an employee who is addicted to cocaine or Mephedrone.

      Also, while it may be legal to drink on the job, and even to be drunk, that is normally frowned upon.

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    3. Re:Not Regulated... by bky1701 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This does bring up an interesting point. Do laws contain chemical nomenclature and/or diagrams to differentiate extremely similar chemicals? How the hell does anyone in office manage to work that out if so?

      This topic demands investigation.

    4. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an employer that is realistic and wants good efficiency, you have no business trying to find out if employee x is on drugs unless the intox is blatant and/or dangerous.

      Measure your employees by their ability to produce desired output; leave alone their human private lives and personal choices.

      'Screening' employees for drugs only makes liars out of the honest people you hire. Drug tests should follow a workplace accident where intox is suspected. Otherwise you should fire them for honest reasons, like low productivity or focus or whatever real issue you observe.

    5. Re:Not Regulated... by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

      But then, is measuring an employees productivity and accuracy any nicer when giving them drug tests? And it is not even possible all the time, some people don't work individually and some people are not doing work that is exactly the same as other work and therefore easy to estimate how long it should take.

      And really a self inflicted efficiently loss is not the same as a nature one. There is a difference between an employee who come in drunk once a week and suffers from a 20% decrease in productivity on those days and another one who is just occasionally off their game and has a similar decrease. The first one probably deserves to be fired, while the other one might just not get any raises. There are legitimate reasons that we have a constant legal alcohol limit for driving instead of having it based off of driving skill and alcohol tolerance. Yes a good driver who is accustomed to drinking is a safer drunk driver then many sober drivers, but the sober driver is doing his best, while the drunk is willfully negligent.

      One paradigm is, just hire people who have skill and potential. Make sure they are happy, healthy, and intoxicant free and assume they are doing their best and that that is all you can ask.

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    6. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right. I should have no interest at all in whether or not a forklift operator in my warehouse is on drugs. What bad could come of letting a meth head drive the forklift? I should also have no interest in whether or not the office worker who is about to walk into the warehouse full of moving machinery is stoned out of his gourd, right? Surely, he wouldn't file a worker's comp claim or even possibly sue when he fails to notice the large, beeping, flashing thing coming his way and steps in front of it getting his skull caved in.

      Drugs have no place in the workplace. Drug users have no place in the workplace. Anyone who thinks it is unfair for an employer to drug test them should go smoke another bong and dream up their own business while their third eye is open. When they're self employed they can decide who gets to be a worthless stoned sack at the office.

    7. Re:Not Regulated... by Shoten · · Score: 2

      As an employer that is realistic, often you *have* to do drug screening. Many industries have external regulatory requirements mandating such testing, and many companies have customers that insist upon it from the service providers they use. I'm no fan of drug testing myself; it's too prone to false positives and the consequences of coming up with a false positive are dire. But all the same, most of the time when drug testing is in place, it's not really up to the company that's having their employees tested.

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    8. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The best way is to decide if they are worth what you're paying or not, and then decide based on that.

      No need to meddle in private lives.

      What if the hypothetical drunk you wanted to fire, instead of the mildly slow person, was an alcoholic due to bad parents and genetic propensity? Are you now judging one natural outcome against another while lacking the informed compassion to understand that the drunk never had a choice?

        Better yet, avoid being judged as an ignorant or incompassionate employer with one simple foundation: judge the employee as worth/not-worth their pay and leave their life alone.

    9. Re:Not Regulated... by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And it is not even possible all the time, some people don't work individually and some people are not doing work that is exactly the same as other work and therefore easy to estimate how long it should take.

      Just because you don't have any good metrics for measuring workers performance, why does that give you the right to make up arbitrary standards unrelated to the job?

      If the tests were actual tests to measure intoxication then it would be reasonable, because you're right that you should be able to expect your employees to not be intoxicated on the job. However the tests don't measure that, they test if the user has been exposed to the drugs at any time recently. This doesn't mean they were intoxicated on the job, and for new hires probably doesn't even mean they were intoxicated while working for you.

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    10. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 2

      As far as you know, he is on meth right now and you're not legally empowered to test every day to catch it.... and you can't tell the difference.

      Can you tell the diff? If you can, fire them. No drug test necessary... dangerous use of the forklift. If you can't, welcome to reality.

    11. Re:Not Regulated... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2

      as an employer I would not differentiate between an employee who is addicted to cocaine or Mephedrone.

      What business is that of yours? If your employees are doing their job, why should you be concerned with their choices of recreational drugs?

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    12. Re:Not Regulated... by ERJ · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, an employee on drugs is a liability to the company. Whether that be due to dangerous situations that drugs can introduce (i.e. fork lift driver under the influence) or simply that the employee could be arrested for possession, it is not unreasonable for a company to proactively setup a certain standard when it comes to drug use.

    13. Re:Not Regulated... by simplexion · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I love you.
      A while ago I was speaking with overheard someone talking about a friend being fired for being high at work. I asked him more about it. Apparently the guy had been working in the same job (welder) for around 15 years. He had consumed cannabis at work over that entire time. It wasn't until a new manager came in and decided to fire him for this. It had nothing to do with his performance, he apparently did his job very well.

    14. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Let me make my point another way.

      If none of your employees right now are using drugs, you can put the "stupid" sticker right on your forehead right next to your negative drug tests. Some actually are.

      If none of your friends or family use drugs... guess what... you are, again, too confident in what you don't know. You lack the oversight to actually know. Some of them actually do.

      Did you think your litle fantasy of work and life would escape the reality of drugs? It won't. Reality is real, with or without your acknowledgement or permission.

      Fire the stoned guy because you noticed. Fire the forklift driver for being reckless.

    15. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 3, Informative

      What purpose does that standard serve? Do you, irrationally, expect the screen to prove anything?

      The screen will turn your honest employee into a liar; you will select for drug users that are good at passing screens.

      Reality is reality. Sorry to squash the dream.

    16. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while this may be true, it does not absolve companies of their complicity. one company tried to have our co. have all workers take time out of our work day on our dime and submit to the nearest state police dept. so our fbi background check could be performed and maybe blood test(i can't remember). I told my subordinates about it, we all agreed that they could suck it, and we ignored the order. i then "debated" with every higher up that had the naivety to bring up our compliance with me. These are global edicts that are about gaining control over peoples bodies and minds. just fire people that can't control their habits and organize with other companies at your company's same level and tell the higher ups to fuck off. that's like the lawyer that says, that you "have" to do something. you don't have to do shit! We only allow ourselves to be incarerated or coherced by higher ups because we decide it's in our best interests to allow the injustice temporarily so that we may position ourselves better. at some point you must say "no" and punish those that asked or demanded.

    17. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      By the way, I think the legal limit for drink driving should be so strict that one pint would breach. That's public safety.

      Fortunately, the police don't screen everyone in public. Rather they observe the bad behavior, inquire, then arrest/test as necessary. And now that point should be clearly irrelevant compared to employee drug screens.

    18. Re:Not Regulated... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had a very bad parent because of a genetic propensity to severe alcoholism. I am not an alcoholic. I drink but not often. My brother was an alcoholic but stopped drinking because he knew he couldn't do it responsibly so that it was all or nothing. He chose nothing. Some of my father's siblings drank too much but stopped. My grandfather was a raging drunk with a mean disposition. And so on down the line.

      Stop making fucking excuses for people. People are not addicted to anything because of genetic predisposition or parenting. They get addicted because of their fucking actions. Fuck I hate... HATE this politically correct BULLSHIT. The drunk always had a choice so shut the fuck up unless you have something useful to say on the subject.

      People are responsible for their actions unless they are mentally retarded, and even then many are still bright enough to be responsible. It's why many can live on their own and have jobs etc. The only people who aren't responsible for their own actions are people too mentally deficient to be or those with mental disabilities who need to live on a psyc ward. Now go find a commune and sing fucking Kumbaya with your friends and leave actual thinking to others.

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    19. Re:Not Regulated... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that doesn't jive with the current policy of being way too intrusive on people's private lives and being extra creepy.

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    20. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Drunk on power is smiled upon though...

    21. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does affect different people very differently - I know a very well paid and highly thought-of sysadmin who smoked weed while he worked. It jsut didn't have the same effect on him as it does with me.

      A good toke and I can barely figure out how to walk. It sparks off my imagination - my sense of humour goes ballistic, but I have to keep it separate from any work context.

    22. Re:Not Regulated... by ClioCJS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "People are not addicted to anything because of genetic predisposition or parenting", said the person with alcoholic parents in a family of genetically-related alcoholics, while ignoring that alcoholism rates are the exact same with monkeys that have access to alcohol as they are with humans, because it is in fact genetically determined.

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    23. Re:Not Regulated... by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      You are exactly why I have no faith in our education system. The "all that matters is you try" attitude is disgusting. I assume you learned this attitude via the public schools social promotion program. Pay/employ people based on whether they can do the job. I don't want doctors who try hard. I want doctors who can perform a better job effortlessly. Likewise, I don't want a cashier that tries hard. I want one that can ring me through twice as fast effortlessly.

    24. Re:Not Regulated... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      You directly contradicted yourself in my eyes. "Things should be this way but I'm glad they aren't." Either it is or it isn't. You don't get to choose a quantum superposition of two different opinions on the matter.

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    25. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and I've seen someone smoke actual marijuana and then pass a piss test 4 hours later...While still being high!
      And for some reason I fail for up to 3 months after quitting :( Then there was that one time I passed when I hadn't quit at all, I just hadn't smoked that day. These "tests" aren't accurate. The 99.9999% accuracy rating they claim is in LAB RESULTS ONLY.
      Seriously why don't employers just ask?!? I'm honest and not ashamed to smoke pot at all.

    26. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      blah blah ... self inflicted efficiently[sic] loss is not the same as a nature[sic] one. There is a difference between an employee who come[sic] in drunk once a week and suffers from a 20% decrease in productivity on those days and another one who is just occasionally off their game and has a similar decrease. The first one probably deserves to be fired, while the other one might just not get any raises.

      Why? They're equally productive to me as an employer --- and only the drunk actually has the potential to improve.

    27. Re:Not Regulated... by catmistake · · Score: 1

      as an employer I would not differentiate between an employee who is addicted to cocaine or Mephedrone.

      Then it is unfortunate that all testing employers do by the nature of how long these drugs are still detectable after use. You could use cannibis once in your life, and three weeks later test positive, get the boot. But you could be high on heroin or cocaine for decades, stop for two days to pass a test, then go right on using, no one ever being the wiser.

      The drug screening is invariably biased against the use of cannibis... slanted heavily towards weeding out those that use weed. It is ironic that there wouldn't even be a United States of America if it wasn't for cannibis. The Founders are rolling in their graves... at least I hope they are. Meanwhile, it is the heavier drugs, like cocaine, that are tremendously detrimental to both the user and to society.

    28. Re:Not Regulated... by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Informative

      Drug laws vary widely of course, but as an example, the US DEA drug schedules both directly specify molecules, including derivatives and precursors in some cases, and also have some entries like "barbiturates not specifically listed." In addition, they include the statement, "This document is a general reference and not a comprehensive list. This list describes the basic or parent chemical and does not describe the salts, isomers and salts of isomers, esters, ethers and derivatives which may also be controlled substances."

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    29. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really think you can use heroin for a decade then just stop cold turkey for 2 days to pass a test you're mistaken. You wouldn't be in any condition to leave your house and go take the test.

    30. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's also the Federal Analogue Act that bans any substance that is "substantially similar" to a controlled substance. What this means is totally insane, and completely subjective. The dopamine your body produces endogenously is potentially illegal, since it's substantially similar to mescaline (3,4-dihydroxyphenethylamine, and 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine). Your serotonin is equally problematic, since 5-hydroxytryptamine is substantially similar to dimethyltryptamine (DMT), which is Schedule I, *and also produced endogenously*.

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    31. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My best friend is a junkie, 30 year, life long love affair with narcotics... starting with codeine in adolescence and escalating eventually to heroin and OxyContin, and finally methadone (illegally). He does this for every test. Yes, it is possible, and it is done. The onset of withdrawal isn't as sudden as you'd imagine, especially when the user KNOWS they can get high immediately following the test... this is a powerful psychological motivator to suppress the physical symptoms, and there are other legal drugs that allow symptom repression as well. Most of what people think they know about junkies is complete bullshit. For instance, heroin doesn't physically hurt you unless you overdose... Wlliam S. Boroughs was in his 80's when he died, used his whole life. Also, junkies, by and large, are kittens and completely non-violent and usually (if financially stable) entirely non-criminal, except to acquire their drugs. They do tend to be, however, like alcoholics, completely untrustworthy, lying to accomplish their goals of getting their next high.

    32. Re:Not Regulated... by overbaud · · Score: 1

      What about anabolic substances? No impairment, hell probably able to stack those boxes faster.

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    33. Re:Not Regulated... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point. It wasn't about withdrawal, it was about how tests for cannabis use actually almost always test for secondary metabolites like THC-COOH which are present in the body long after use while tests for most other drugs only pick up very recent use. In fact, with some drugs you can be fairly certain that if a person tested positive he/she was high while taking the test, with cannabis it's more of a "did this person smoke pot at some point in the last few weeks?" which isn't very useful.

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    34. Re:Not Regulated... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe you are as intelligent as a monkey... it sounds like it... but I am more intelligent than one. That is why I can CHOOSE not to be an alcoholic. That is why people can recognize their genetic predisposition and CHOOSE not to be alcoholics. Unless they are intelligent as a monkey.

      Just because you have a predisposition doesn't mean you have to live up to it. Stop making fucking excuses for alcoholics and junkies. You know 4 years ago I ruptured a disk and pinched nerves in my back. I was taking up to 4 or 5 prescribed 80mg Oxycontins a day. But even while on it I tried to limit myself to only when needed and occasionally would forget if I took one at the proper time (that is what it does to you)... when I started to get withdrawal symptoms like spiking a fever, the runs, upset stomach... I would realize I didn't take the pill on time, take one, and the symptoms would disappear in 20 minutes. After I had surgery to correct this, it took 4 months to get off of the painkillers. I CHOSE to get off the painkillers. But after nearly a year on Oxycontin make no mistake I was... WAS... physically addicted quite strongly. After the surgery and a few years on, my back still hurts but nowhere near as much. It is as good as it will get at about 70% recovered. I take ibuprofen, aspirin or acetaminophen. Once every couple of months I may need to take a Percocet. But that is it. One. If anyone has your kind of excuse to be an alcoholic junkie it is me. But I am not one. I don't cut any slack for anyone who is one. It is a choice pure and simple. Stop making fucking excuses for people because they choose to be addicted.

      If you choose to act as stupid as a monkey, it is your choice. But it is a choice, not an excuse.

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    35. Re:Not Regulated... by datavirtue · · Score: 0

      Because employers could care less. They have to show the screening results to qualify for a discount on their Worker Compensation insurance that is mandated by the state.

      I hired into a VERY busy car shop serving a very well-to-do neighborhood and the boss asked me point-blank, after starting work, if I could pass a drug test--in front of everybody. I quickly fired back "no!" The whole shop erupted in laughter. I was just being honest. I didn't get it at the time, but he said he would just send another one of my co-workers to take it for me. It was a joke, as I was to find out that the co-worker couldn't pass one either--which was well known. We went on to have many drunken Friday's and many serious accidents (customer vehicals of course) do to excessive cannabis usage. Actually fucked up a customer's car going to get pot one day with one of my co-workers! The guys had a saying, "It's not my car." We would go four-wheeling together, plunge into a creek four feet deep filled with fucking boulders and never once scratch a vehical. Driving a customer vehical around the parking lot, into a bay, onto a rack, or around the block I have hardly seen such egregious and repeated accidents.

      Now when someone asks if I can pass a drug test I just hang my head and say "yes"--again, being honest. Oh, and I absolutely refuse to take my cars to any garage for service now.

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    36. Re:Not Regulated... by dontbgay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Judging from your comment, it wasn't the drugs. You and the guys in your shop were just assholes being irresponsible with other peoples' property. /DBG

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    37. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah and I've seen someone smoke actual marijuana and then pass a piss test 4 hours later...While still being high!
      And for some reason I fail for up to 3 months after quitting

      Nobody smokes and passes 4 hours later unless what they smoked was not pot, or somebody fucked up the test. Chances are what you saw was somebody who smuggled some clean piss into the facility, and it wasn't that person's piss being tested. Blood tests are much more accurate anyhow.

      The reason you tested positive is that you can easily test positive for up to 3 or 4 months after smoking the Herb. In fact, if you get in trouble with the law and have to submit to regular drug testing, they start with an initial baseline test and as long as your levels continue to drop over time you're considered "clean" even though you are still showing a dirty test.

      This is why the cops hate pot so much- you can't perform any kind of scientific test to see if you are HIGH (i.e. impaired) or not; all you can check is to see if someone has used it sometime in the past few months. It's not like booze where a certain level indicates a certain inebriation level- someone who smokes all the time will have more in their system a week after going cold turkey than it takes to get a first-time smoker stoned silly.

    38. Re:Not Regulated... by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      The legal alcohol level limit for driving in the US actually isn't much more than a pint. The limit is defined as 0.08% blood alcohol concentration - take a look at this table which gives an approximation of BAC based on your demographics.
      http://www.brad21.org/bac_charts.html
      Keep in mind that they define a "drink" as being 12 oz of beer - so after a pint, you're already between 1 and 2 "drinks" on the chart. So if you're a female under 140 lbs, you've already hit the limit after 1 pint. (Myself, it'd take somewhere around 2 pints.)
      I don't think it'd be policy to lower the limit any further. (It was actually 0.10% in many states before federal strong-arming to get all states to standardize.) Having it too low could result in people who aren't actually intoxicated going to jail - which can already happen with the limit as it currently stands. Breathalyzers aren't exactly the most accurate devices - its measures alcohol vapor in a person's breath, not their actual blood alcohol level (which, furthermore, doesn't necessarily correspond to a given intoxication level across different individuals).
      Besides, if you're driving while obviously intoxicated, you're likely to be charged anyway. The laws are written in such a way that a positive breathalyzer isn't necessary to be charged. Otherwise we'd never be able to arrest people driving on heroin for example - they're always going to test 0.00% BAC.

    39. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you guys were wrecking cars it was because you're a bunch of fucking idiots, not because you were high on pot. It's the complete lack of Giving a Fuck that leads to the risky behavior which results in injury and damage, and it happens just as much at a shop with squeaky clean people who have that type of attitude. And judging by a lot of shops I've worked in, seen, or known the workers of, most of you were also drinking and a couple of you were probably spun off your nut on Meth.

    40. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) has designated the five active chemicals most frequently found in Spice as Schedule I controlled substances, making it illegal to sell, buy, or possess them. Manufacturers of Spice products attempt to evade these legal restrictions by substituting different chemicals in their mixtures, while the DEA continues to monitor the situation and evaluate the need for updating the list of banned cannabinoids.

      That's from the drugabuse.gov link. Sounds like, in the case of these ones, they're listing them specifically.

    41. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You act like it is somehow inherently wrong to be addicted to something or to use non-addictive drugs recreationally. This is because of your experience with a genetically predisposed alcoholic family. If you were more intelligent then that monkey you would have recognized this and worked through it already. Since clearly you are not i would suggest getting help from a psychotherapist.

      Do you think you should have been fired from your job while you were taking the oxycotin? Regardless if you have legitimate pain or not the effects of the drug are precisely the same. Did you go to you boss and do the right thing and tell him that due to your drug use you no longer deserve to be paid because you are now taking an evil narcotic which instantly renders you unworthy of your wages? Or were you partaking in some of that politically correct bullshit that just because you are sick you should still be paid money and get to keep your job even though you were impaired both physically and chemically. Lovely when it works for you don't you think.

      Being drunk on the job is obviously wrong. Smoking pot, or taking opiates after hours has little to no effect on the performance of you job. For some people it would even help them. If drugs were legal, employers would be handing out cocaine and amphetamines to their workers due to the productivity boost it provides. The only effect it has on life is that it drains money, however this is an artificially created situation. If they were legal they would be dirt cheap and big pharma would give use drugs that are 10x better with less side effects.

      There is nothing evil about drugs. What is enormously evil is little people like yourself who feel it is morally justifiable to control the lives of other and trample upon their natural liberties.

    42. Re:Not Regulated... by AssholeMcGee+ · · Score: 1

      I believe you can fail a drug test or test positive for weed if you use aspirin, I have migraines so I also take the "migraine" painkillers I fail the drug test, of course these are piss tests. I know of people that failed and tested positive for Meth, only to find out the allergy drugs were the cause. I do smoke up, but figured out after I staying clean for a couple months and failing because of the aspirin I could claim I use aspirin as an excuse , they always seem to fall for it, of course I do not know of a pothead that looks like Cheech&Chong, so it is easy to convince them. Besides that I do not use the stuff while at work, before work, or on the premises. I find this whole idea to be an invasion of privacy. You going to force someone you arrested or suspect to be under the influence of something to give blood or else! They already do that with drunk drivers.. If you do not give blood or take a test they tag on a bunch of BS charges...

    43. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Which opinions did you say I had?

    44. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      You are talking about different people as if they are the same. You are not worth my time.

    45. Re:Not Regulated... by stridebird · · Score: 1

      Good post. However it could be said that the alcoholic employee needs treatment too and that this should be the responsibility of the employer to at least oversee this process and basically exhibit some care towards their employee. Your point about the drunk driver, though is spot on and speaks to something even deeper, to a moral obligation to make the most of your talents and not wilfully squander them on piss.

      It's funny looking at this in contrast to the general decriminalise drugs movement. We may be heading into a future where an individual's ability to source and use recreational drugs becomes much more normalised yet usage is totally crimped off amongst the (literally) working classes employed by any kind of organisation of any size. Mandatory drug testing is fast becoming a standard part of any employment contract, no matter if your job is behind a desk with no health and safety rationale whatsover. Much recreational drug use will become restricted to students, the independantly wealthy, the criminal and the feckless.

    46. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as an employer I would not differentiate between an employee who is addicted to cocaine or alcohol or tobacco. They should all be made illegal based on demonstrable harm to society along side sources of food types that lead to obesity.

      This is not for the good of society, I'm just sick of seeing fat or addicted people on tv crying and being told to pitty them become of their over indulgency.

      Just because you can apply the labels of diagnosis to a condition doesn't make it a disease, sometimes its just a habit. People break or change habitual behaviour all the time, when they want to.

    47. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " What bad could come of letting a meth head drive the forklift?"

      Indeed, he could do 30 hours shifts without any problem.

    48. Re:Not Regulated... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      or, the pot wasn't metabolised fast enough to show up in urine yet.

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    49. Re:Not Regulated... by StripedCow · · Score: 1

      Measure your employees by their ability to produce desired output; leave alone their human private lives and personal choices.

      This is of course a slippery slope, because soon you'll be hiring only employees who are taking the drug (because they perform better than the rest). In other words, it leads us to a society where drug use is the norm.

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    50. Re:Not Regulated... by flyneye · · Score: 2

      I could honestly care less about any damn tests. I've lost jobs over tests. In my religion , marijuana is a sacrament, I practice my religious freedom as guaranteed me constitutionally and I only work for myself or companies that don't test. I could raise a big shit in court and will if I am ever busted. LOL just try to find an employer that is down with not working the Sabbath. That is my main criteria for jobs. Best to work for yourself and have a smoke. I won't be buying health insurance either.

                To answer your question , Employers do ask.( every time I've been interviewed) Mostly to save the trouble of testing you. If a company has a government contract, and most do, since the gov. has to spread it's procurement out to any business who can bid, they have to test for drugs, at least randomly. If your company offers health insurance, they test randomly for the ins. co. The government and the insurance companies both will forego your constitutional rights, your religious rights and your human rights, because they can and do.

              Fuck em, drop out!

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    51. Re:Not Regulated... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      I had to reread that, I thought he said he worked at a car wash. Made the most sense at the time, I guess.

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    52. Re:Not Regulated... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Sounds more like you work at a car wash with a bunch of couch surfing losers.
      I've worked many shops where most all smoked pot, many at work. No accidents.
      I've smoked 35 years now, no accidents and I operate big dangerous equipment from forklifts to band saws. Of course I don't smoke at work, but I do in my own shop.
      I also don't get high and silly like a teenager anymore, I just maintain my feel and use it to focus, I alleviate nagging mild back pain, I even worship and pray with it. After many years of use, you don't get out of your head with it anyway.
      You are right though, it is your business.
      You are wrong, to make fun of jacking up others property. Karma or any equivalent comes around everytime.

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    53. Re:Not Regulated... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      I was going to respond, but it looks like the general public did it for me. Thanks, Public!

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    54. Re:Not Regulated... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That doesn't mean you can't be fired for it.

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    55. Re:Not Regulated... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      You think the law should be stricter, but then contradict yourself by being glad such strictness is not 100% enforced. That's asinine.

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    56. Re:Not Regulated... by PPalmgren · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hate to undo my mod points for this, but I think you're horribly off base. As someone who works in a very dangerous industry where safety is a big deal (container shipping), I can see the point of it. You point out that it selects for drug users who are good at passing screens, the counter to that is that it weeds out people too stupid to either pass screens or not do drugs. Whether or not they get past it by being proactive and not doing drugs, or being proactive and finding a way through the screening process, the fact remains that both examples are proactive and demonstrate higher intelligence than someone who simply doesn't give a damn.

      In an industry where one mistake can result in a pancaked human being under a 40,000 lb box and there are frequent traffic issues on container terminals that we try to engineer out, we can't just wait for an incident to happen and say "you shouldn't have been drunk." That's irresponsible, spiteful, a bad way to do business, and a bad way to treat your worker. The role of an HSSE worker is to stop accidents before they happen, and drug screenings are one of the many tools in that box to get irresponsible people out of a dangerous environment.

    57. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you're stronger willed than most people. Count yourself lucky.

    58. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "In other words, it leads us to a society where drug use is the norm."

      It's cute that you think this hasn't already happened. Legal drugs are still drugs.

    59. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      When did I say I was glad the law isn't enforced?

      I think you misinterpreted what I wrote. I'm glad the police don't have the right to breathalyze everyone all the time; that they must supect intoxication from the overt before subjecting people to tests.

    60. Re:Not Regulated... by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Which could be as simple as "That guy looks black, i'll pull him over". That's why it's important that the legal limit is actually one that makes sense, not something that keeps getting lower and lower and lower and more punitive. That just punishes those who get caught. The deterrent effect only goes so far; death penalty deters some murderers, but plenty are still willing to do it. At least with murder there is a constitution involved. With DUIs, the constitution is utterly gutted.

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    61. Re:Not Regulated... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      In fact, with some drugs you can be fairly certain that if a person tested positive he/she was high while taking the test, with cannabis it's more of a "did this person smoke pot at some point in the last few weeks?" which isn't very useful.

      If you drink one of the cleansing drinks made for cannabis users before taking the test you will have a clean screening. I had a taken a test when clean that came up as inconclusive. I guess I drank too much water as I wanted to make sure I would have to go even with the shy bladder that happens when under pressure to pee. The next test was a good clean negative even though I had used only two days before. What I found really interesting after this incident was all the tests I took while in the Navy never came back inconclusive even though everyone would drink a ton of water to make sure they would have to go. Perhaps they don't really care about the accuracy of the tests and only the appearance of looking for users.

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    62. Re:Not Regulated... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      we can't just wait for an incident to happen and say "you shouldn't have been drunk."

      I assume, then, that you hair test for alcohol and require employees to avoid any consumption whatsoever even outside the job?

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    63. Re:Not Regulated... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      or the employer deliberately uses an easy to cheat test so he can maintain a crew and get a discount on his workers comp. Like every painting/concrete/plumbing/electrician/carpentry contractor in the nation.

      I also know a number of people who have passed drug tests while stoned (all in the trades). Also not stoned for the first time that week.

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    64. Re:Not Regulated... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Funny, we sell to many of the worlds governments (including the USA) and have health insurance and the only drug testing we do is for quality.

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    65. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been sober these past 26 years. Tomorrow; I might get drunk. But not today.

      You can (allegedly) drink in moderation. The rest of your family, apparently not so much.
      And from your tone, you've got a problem with they way they handle their drinking.

      You need to call your sponsor. You need to go to an Al-Anon meeting.

      There, was that the useful thing you needed someone to say?

    66. Re:Not Regulated... by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      I believe that "inconclusive" can also mean "urine is too diluted". That is, that they think you may have tried to cheat by drinking lots of water to lower the concentration of THC metabolites in your urine.

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    67. Re:Not Regulated... by blade8086 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, you claim that it 'is genetic' while ignoring that by that definition, this person SHOULD be an alcoholic, but somehow miracuously isnt?

      The point is - just because you have a predisposition to being an addict, etc. - doesn't mean you HAVE to be one, anymore than being deaf, blind, etc. means you need to have other people take care of you or similar analogies.

    68. Re:Not Regulated... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Drugs have no place in the workplace. Drug users have no place in the workplace.

      And yet every day all day long, millions of drug users sit at their desk and take hits of their drug of choice, caffeine, i.e. legal crack.

      Others step outside every once in a while to take a hit of their drug of choice, tobacco, which is quite literally a poison.

      What bad could come of letting a meth head drive the forklift?

      I don't know. What good could come from letting a caffeine addict drive a forklift? The job will get done 10x faster, at perhaps higher risk of error?

      I should also have no interest in whether or not the office worker who is about to walk into the warehouse full of moving machinery is stoned out of his gourd, right?

      Of course not, since being high is absolutely nothing like being a drunk. A fact you would be aware of, were you not so ignorant, and had actually taken your time to familiarize yourself with the effects of this and other drugs.

      Stop listening to lies. Do some research. Learn to think.

    69. Re:Not Regulated... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      ^ Most insightful and correct post in the thread. Grow some balls, "men", and stop cowing down to lick the hand of tyranny, or apologizing for those who do. When you truly live your life by principles, 95% of your decisions are already made for you.

    70. Re:Not Regulated... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Nobody smokes and passes 4 hours later unless what they smoked was not pot, or somebody fucked up the test"

      Wooo boy, I can tell you don't know anything about drugs.

      If you're clean, it will take at least 16 hours for the metabolites to get into your urine.

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    71. Re:Not Regulated... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      In an industry where one mistake can result in a pancaked human being under a 40,000 lb box and there are frequent traffic issues on container terminals that we try to engineer out, we can't just wait for an incident to happen and say "you shouldn't have been drunk.

      The correct way to handle this situation, assuming your company leadership were actual leaders, would be to keep an eye on and get to know their employees. Those who are accident-prone drunkards can easily be spotted and fired long before they cause any harm, if the management has any clue about how to manage. Imposing mandatory drug testing (which is implicitly based on lies and false premises) is ridiculous, stupid, and a waste of everyone's time and liberty.

    72. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the real world isnt that simple. One word: unions. We dont get a choice on who they send to us in many situations.

    73. Re:Not Regulated... by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that was me posting from my phone, which didn't want to log me in for some reason.

    74. Re:Not Regulated... by shiftless · · Score: 1

      It's cute that you made a smart ass remark to a guy who is clearly on our side.

    75. Re:Not Regulated... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      You rock !

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    76. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inconclusive

      That's merely clinical-speak for "we know you drank incredible amounts of water to dilute your urine to fool the test." Next time, try adding fruit pectin (found in all grocery stores, ironically enough, in the baking aisle) to all the water you are drinking. This doesn't mask anything but will make diluted urine appear like normal urine, avoiding the ignominy of having to supply them with more urine.

    77. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical reply to someone who has had their bullshit called for what it is.

    78. Re:Not Regulated... by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Another troll. But I'll bite. Look... it is time politically correct idiots are called bullshit. Always trying to be polite and seem fair is ridiculous. There was a panel on TV a few weeks ago where a right wing pundit was making claims that Rush Limbaugh was never given the opportunity to make his points clear. And all the politically correct idiots at the table nodded politely like this was a fair point, not willing to lose it like they should and tell the guy he was a fucking idiot himself and that Limbaugh's big mouth means he has always been able to make the points he wanted to.

      And my point? The politically correct are always willing to bend over backward so that they can say how fair and open minded they are. But the fact is, if something is stupid its stupid. Call it that. If it's bullshit it's bullshit call it that. If someone fucks up, they own that fuck up. It isn't their parent's fault because they were mean. It isn't their genes because it predisposes them to be an addict. It isn't the guy down the street because he didn't thank them for opening a door for them. What you do, you own. And I have had it up to ... here... with lame assed motherfuckers who want to make excuses for everyone, and for trying to find ways to make sure people don't ever have to own up to their own mistakes. You ever wonder why America is so litigious happy? It is because of fucktards who encourage the population to not own their own actions. And I have had it with these idiots. At least I'm willing to call them bullshit. If you don't like it, that's your problem. But I have no problem calling them out.

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    79. Re:Not Regulated... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What business is that of yours? If your employees are doing their job, why should you be concerned with their choices of recreational drugs?

      Liability. There's more to the employment equation than $productivity > $wages.

    80. Re:Not Regulated... by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Lol. A coward troll.

      "..reply to someone..."

      You should learn how "to" and "from" are used.

      That is unless you are trolling in my defense. If so, then thanks for noticing the B.S. the guy was babbling.

  3. until we by nimbius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    address the greater issue of biblical retribution as drug policy i dont see science being able to contribute anything meaningful. Occams razor would suggest the simple solution to whatever the hell OP means by "synthetic marijuana" is just to legalize marijuana itself.
    the 'war on drugs' is such an abject failure that that not even our presidents and congress comment upon unless to reinforce the consistently disproven negative myths and stereotypes. Until we apply a modicum of science to determining what vectors cause drug abuse in society, all we're doing is inventing new ways to fill prisons.

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    1. Re:until we by khasim · · Score: 5, Informative

      Until we apply a modicum of science to determining what vectors cause drug abuse in society, all we're doing is inventing new ways to fill prisons.

      There are a lot of "for profit" prisons being run by corporations. So generating more inmates may be a goal. More inmates mean more revenues for those corporations.

      And this is an easy way for politicians to appear "tough on crime" when they need election points.

    2. Re:until we by bigtrike · · Score: 1

      And this is an easy way for politicians to appear "tough on crime" when they need donations.

      FTFY

    3. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Also prison guard unions. See also California.

    4. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting AC to preserve my vote for this post. I cannot agree with it enough. Hell, I actually had to pay $40 a day for the "privilege" of fulfilling my 48 hours of jailtime as required by the court.

    5. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      criminalization and the incarceration industry is how the rich convince the middle class to reimburse them for the social security slave labor goals unrealized by the poor.

    6. Re:until we by lightknight · · Score: 2

      Indeed. It's frightening to think that the legal system has been hijacked to create a form of legal slavery.

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    7. Re:until we by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      address the greater issue of biblical retribution as drug policy i dont see science being able to contribute anything meaningful. Occams razor would suggest the simple solution to whatever the hell OP means by "synthetic marijuana" is just to legalize marijuana itself.

      Science doesn't care whether the drugs being tested are for draconian legal policy (btw, I likely agree with you on that) or for ensuring that cheaters don't get ahead in athletic competitions. And in the latter case, I think it's absolutely abhorrent that the effective message that athletes get from the implicit tolerance in many sports is that they have to take provably harmful drugs or else be beaten by someone willing to trash their body for extra performance*. That's not fair to the athletes, effectively pressuring them to sacrifice their health for their careers, nor is it faithful to the spirit of the game.

      Of course, cheating can never be perfectly eliminated from any competition with real stakes but neither science nor simplicity says we need to tolerate that or give up development of better ways to detect and punish them.

      * In the spirit of this article, I suppose I'd be fine with having parallel medals/records for those that want to see what the limit of human performance under heavy doses of steroids and HGH might be. If they rage out and commit suicide or suffer a massive heart attack, at least I can say 'well, they could have chosen to stay in the no-drug league and competed on their own merits'.

    8. Re:until we by jcr · · Score: 1

      You're conflating the rich with the political class. Not all rich people participate in the crimes of the ruling class, and not all members of the ruling class are rich.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoiler: Posting AC (unless you have a different IP address too) undoes moderation anyways.

    10. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoiler: Posting AC (unless you have a different IP address too) undoes moderation anyways.

      Good to know, I'll just rotate my IP by releasing my DHCP lease. And when I go to work, I can undo the moderation other employees put on posts by spamming as AC because we're all behind a NAT firewall.

      IP address doesn't mean shit.

    11. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you post the comment in a different browser or something.

    12. Re:until we by Sean · · Score: 1

      If I had any mod points you'd get them.

    13. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the police union, various agencies, police gadget manufacturers and not to forget those who deal make and import the drugs, their profit relies on it being illegal to keep being profitable they have lots of illegal money, might as well use some of it to bribe thoses who makes the laws that keep the price up

    14. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not if you either clear your cookies, post from a different browser, or enable the privacy mode for the browser.

    15. Re:until we by sjames · · Score: 1

      Hell, we can't even find presidents who, themselves, haven't done drugs. If they had an ounce of integrity they'd present themselves for their prison terms or legalize the stuff.

    16. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh boy, and I thought slashdot was a reputable site.

    17. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can take athletic competitions and shove 'em up your ass. They're not important.

    18. Re:until we by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

      Your incorrect use of Occam's razor makes me a sad panda. Occam's Razor does not state that the simplest solution is usually the correct one, it states that in the absence of complete knowledge the conclusion that is required to make the least assumptions about unknowns in order to be true has the highest probability of being correct.

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    19. Re:until we by shiftless · · Score: 1

      someone willing to trash their body for extra performance

      [citation needed]

    20. Re:until we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The war on drugs has nothing to do with drugs. The war on drugs is all about federalizing police forces (check) and diverting tax dollars to defense contractors and buddy-buddy mercenary groups. Hell, the US government is one of the world's largest drug deals and that's no hyperbole. They literally set the street price for many drugs. Hell, Obama's administration was caught red handed trading illegal guns for drugs and cash as the US border via the ATF. Obama litterally has innocent US and Mexican blood on his hands. But its not just Obama. We know the US has been illegally trading drugs, cash, and guns to the Mexican cartel for at least three administrations and likely more.

      The US war on drugs is representative of government corruption in every may imaginable and likely many, many more ways we've yet to even consider.

      To stop the war on drugs means stopping illegal drug deals by the US government, stopping militarizing police forces via federal dollars, stopping illegal moneys transfers to criminals both in and out of Washington. I seriously believe you have no concept what you're saying when you mean they need to "legalize marjuana." Why do you think the states want to legalize it? Doing so would save billions per year and reduce prison populations and would-be criminals by as much as 80%. Think about that number for a while. Ya, we're talking about billions and billions of tax dollars being used for services we don't need or want, just to lien the pockets of corrupt politicians. It would also put tens of billions back into state coffers and keep it out of federal coffers where its horribly wasted and abused. Bet you didn't know US prisons and related businesses is the fastest growing government service in the US. The US also has the highest prisoner population of any industrialized nation and in many cases is larger than the sum of many of the larger nations thrown together.

      When people say we need to legalize drugs, most don't realize you are speaking against one of the world's biggest criminal organizations - the US government. And if you believe anything in this post is hyperbole, I urge you to PLEASE go learn more about the subject. When it comes to drugs, guns, police, and prisons, few countries are as corrupt as the US government.

      If you're interested, please begin by investigating the "Gun Walker" program. If you care, the two agents in charge were promoted for having broken dozens of crimes which qualify for the death penalty and/or life in prison. Then ask yourself why only ONE major US media outlet bothered to investigate (the reporters had to fight to even be able to report on the stroy) and why Congress literally shutdown the investigation in spite of the fact all evidence to date clearly places the US government (with evidence it goes straight to Obama and past presidents) as having mass murdered (US and Mexican citizens), illegal gun trader, and coke dealer; all the while destabalizing Mexico's government. The sad truth is, this is just the tip of the iceberg.

      To vote for Obama or Romney literally means you support criminals. They are two sides of the same coin.

  4. Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legalize the srelatvely afe, well-known ones, and then no one will be lining up to smoke incense or snort bath salts.

    1. Re:Better idea by cosm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Legalize the srelatvely afe, well-known ones, and then no one will be lining up to smoke incense or snort bath salts.

      Somebody's snorted a few grammars lexdysia it appears...

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    2. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *grammers

      In any case, that's what you get, taking prayer out of public schools.

    3. Re:Better idea by dark12222000 · · Score: 1

      *grammars

      I can see your school clearly had prayer.

    4. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The AC had it mild. I was thinking only about testing multiple designer drugs at once.

    5. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you don't get the geek appeal to 'research chemicals'. There are currently dozens of untested unproven chemical substances for sale such as the JWH family, 5-MEO tryptamines, 4-ACO-DMT, and various ketamine substitutes. There's a *very* active community of chem geeks testing these. With varying results, some compounds are addictive, some toxic, and some very pleasant. The real fun comes from analyzing the compound's structures, whether an alkoid substitute can suffice for the real thing, determining safe doses, etcetera. Lots of fun to be had, and some danger too. Remember, even the late Steve had a thing for hallucinogens and tryptamines.

  5. False positives anyone? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Banning chemicals based on their molecular mass! This sounds like a great way to ban everything. Then the government can lock us all up.

    1. Re:False positives anyone? by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Possession of any polyethylene chains between 10 and 30 mers is hereby ILLEGAL! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some microscopy to do on my water bottle...

    2. Re:False positives anyone? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      I know, right? You'd think the government would extensively test a new substance before outlawing it, but hey, they've been losing the war on drugs, and this new test is certain to turn things around.

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    3. Re:False positives anyone? by muridae · · Score: 1

      The mass of C17H19NO3 is 285.1936. Now, figure out if that is the spicy peperine, or if someone is shooting up by just the mass. Sure, in conjunction with a metabolic byproduct test, you could differentiate. But the test alone is highly flawed.

    4. Re:False positives anyone? by Vesvvi · · Score: 1

      First, you got the mass wrong. For that formula, the monoisotopic mass should be about 285.1365. Second, if you want the answer to the differentiation between morphine and peperine, check the fragmentation spectra in this link (http://metlin.scripps.edu/metabo_info.php?molid=499) vs this link (http://metlin.scripps.edu/metabo_info.php?molid=43568). That was covered in the article.

  6. So, they found a better way to detect Pot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    The one drug that lasts for months in your system, already. The one drug that is so prevalent in tests that a number of labs refuse to test for drugs at all, because the only thing they ever detect is marijuana?, because all of the hard drugs dissipate from the system within a few days? The one drug that physicians, economists, and social agentsies around the world say should not be prohibited at all?

    Glad to see we're prioritizing.

    1. Re:So, they found a better way to detect Pot? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Well, it's that, or they have to talk about the state of the economy. And since that's not much of a winning issue for the Party of Purple, they're going to focus on making mountains out of molehills instead.

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  7. False Positives, anyone? by 0WaitState · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, um, what's the false positive rate with this test? For a while people were being convicted of cocaine trafficking because the money in their pockets had traces of cocaine. Eventually it was disclosed that ALL (US) currency has traces of cocaine.

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    1. Re:False Positives, anyone? by bky1701 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Doesn't matter. If there is a chance you did something illegal, in the new United States, you are automatically convicted and will serve out the maximum sentence until proven innocent. And if, by some miraculous mechanism you manage to survive that fate, well, they'll just revoke all the "privileges" you have, like driving, internet, education, leaving your house....

      False positives stopped being a concern around the time that "reasonable doubt" was replaced by "irrefutable proof of innocence."

    2. Re:False Positives, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry.
      If you're rich you can fight it and nothing will happen to you.
      If you're poor. There is no false positive.

    3. Re:False Positives, anyone? by NoKaOi · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter. If there is a chance you did something illegal, in the new United States, you are automatically convicted and will serve out the maximum sentence until proven innocent.

      Unless you have millions of dollars to spend on lawyers.

    4. Re:False Positives, anyone? by Nugoo · · Score: 1

      And if, by some miraculous mechanism you manage to survive that fate, well, they'll just revoke all the "privileges" you have, like driving, internet, education, leaving your house....

      Don't forget voting, which you are not allowed to do if you are a convicted felon.

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  8. Did you see Hancock movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He did 80 million in damages to stop a freeway chase.
    That is what the government is doing to tax payers with this crap.

    End the drug war and give old people back there social security.

    I am sick of footing the bill for anything they can think of.

    1. Re:Did you see Hancock movie. by alexo · · Score: 1

      I am sick of footing the bill for anything they can think of.

      If enough people get over themselves and actually vote for parties that support this, it will send a loud enough message to facilitate a change.

    2. Re:Did you see Hancock movie. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Specifically, Ron Paul.

    3. Re:Did you see Hancock movie. by alexo · · Score: 1

      Specifically, Ron Paul.

      I am not that familiar with American politics but the skeptic in me says that the Republican party tolerates Ron Paul only because they believe he has no chance in hell.

      But sure, vote for him in the primaries but if he does not get the nomination, vote a 3rd party.

    4. Re:Did you see Hancock movie. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      What do you mean, "tolerates"? They are pulling every dirty trick in the book to keep him out. It won't work though.

  9. Insanity. by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm the sort of guy who can't personally empathize with chemical escapism (our time in reality is far too limited as it is for my tastes, and there's far too much to explore) - but really, it just seems complete insanity to expect to help anything by denying it as harshly as we do to others, at least in the US.

    The best path would seem to be to defuse the need, and eliminate the allure, rather than spend such a huge percentage of our shared wealth on prisons and enforcement, all while simply breeding worse problems.

    There's endless pits of dependency - the harsh 'solutions' of endless punishment only seem to dig the holes into deeper, stranger territory - spreading the drug problem into endless splinters.

    As a non-drug-user in general, I'm sick of paying the hidden tax of an inefficient drug policy. I'd rather have open drug use and pity the over-users, rather than have to pay for such an abnormally high portion of our population to remain in jail, contributing greatly to the ruin of our economy.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Insanity. by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      The best path would seem to be to defuse the need

      No, the best plan is to regulate drugs, so that (a) people know what they are ingesting (b) people are warned about possible unwanted effects and (c) houses do not turn into superfund sites because of underground chemical labs. People are always going to use recreational drugs; the only societies in human history that were actually "drug free" were those that had no access to drugs, and those are a rarity. People are also going to use drugs in non-recreational manners, like drinking coffee to help focus.

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    2. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm the sort of guy who can't personally empathize with chemical escapism (our time in reality is far too limited as it is for my tastes, and there's far too much to explore)

      Ah, but if you indulged for a while in, your nauseatingly patronizing term, "chemical escapism" you would realize that there is yet even more reality to explore, dork.

    3. Re:Insanity. by lightknight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, the power of the 'Dare' program -> it's kind of like your favorite party's or country's propaganda: you live in the best country in the world, why would you ever want to vacation elsewhere? you're already in the right party, with the right beliefs, why question those beliefs? etc.

      Knowledge not gained first-hand is worth its weight in sand.

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    4. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

    5. Re:Insanity. by Gothmolly · · Score: 0

      I wish I had mod points.

      -1 for signing your post like a douche.

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    6. Re:Insanity. by ClioCJS · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "There's far too much to explore", said the man unwilling to explore recreational drugs.

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    7. Re:Insanity. by Artifakt · · Score: 2

      Pot and Acid are often used in non-recreational manners. There's plenty of people who took acid to explore their own minds and some whose goal was spiritual insight. (I'm not saying that it worked - I've seen some people where I'm pretty sure it didn't). Pot supposedly has some good uses as an anti-nausea drug, and LSD was used in a number of treatment programs to get people off of other drugs, drinking and some even sexually obsessive behaviors such as paedophilia in the 60s and many of these programs reported very good overall success, but a lot of the patients also claimed to have had spiritual insights that sounded like new age, world religions or 'Eastern' mystical experiences. It makes a certain amount of sense that treating such conditions as severe alcoholism might actually need a drug powerful enough to reach deep into a person's psyche, and that any drug that could help such a condition would also produce what the patient would call a 'life changing experience'.
                  As it stands, these two drugs are totally banned, and the government insists they have absolutely no legitimate uses. I don't know of anyone who uses methaqmphetamine or crack for spiritual insight - ALL meth and crack use seems to be recreational/escapist in motivation, yet both drugs are on the list of substances with legitimate medical uses. The easiest way to get a drug on the 'don't even think about trying to find a legitmizing use" list for the USA is for people to mention feeling at one with the universe, wanting world peace, or using that pesky word, 'love' outside of a church. If these drugs had just made people want to listen to Laurence Welk and dress like Advertising Execs, instead of listening to Jazz and dressing like Flower Children, they would probably be mandatory today instead of banned.

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    8. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have coffee or sugar. Then you as addicted to chemical escapism as the rest of humanity. Get off your moral high horse.

    9. Re:Insanity. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      our time in reality is far too limited as it is for my tastes, and there's far too much to explore

      That's like refusing to use salt because "there's far too much to eat".

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    10. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior to the D.A.R.E. program coming to school in 5th grade and telling us about drugs, I had never heard of them, or anything about them. It wasn't on the news in my house, and no one in my family did them, so my exposure at that time was strictly from a police officer. Thankfully, he ignited my youthful curiousity as to what drugs were, and why they are 'forbidden'. If it hadn't been for the D.A.R.E. program, I likely would have never found interest in recreational drug use outside of alcohol and tobacco.

      Thank you D.A.R.E. program, for putting me onto a path of greater enlightenment that has shown many, many things.... From the wonder and magic of life, its processes, and our place in the Universe, to the hypocrisy and cruelty of humanities past, and its ongoing endeavour to maintain such constant dissapointment.

    11. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile large part of the population escape reality using more dangerous drugs like for example alcohol.
      Weed poses no real danger for healthy human beings and is not physically addictive.

    12. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      more like there is enough to explore in the physical world that there is no need for me to potentially screw up my central nervous system.

      Ill take breaking my legs in a skiing accident over my microwave telling me to pants vladimir putin.

    13. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that marijuana is the same as LSD is one of the many bits of propaganda propping up the drug war. Do some research.

    14. Re:Insanity. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Not to mention MDMA, which is a pretty much a one dose cure for a wide variety of psychiatric problems. 3-4 doses over a few months or so with good psychotherapy could done absolute wonders for a lot of people. It did help a lot of people in clinical trials in the 70s, before it was banned.

    15. Re:Insanity. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      more like there is enough to explore in the physical world that there is no need for me to potentially screw up my central nervous system.

      Again: this is pure ignorance speaking. Your mind is closed and you have no clue. LOL @ "potentially screwing up your central nervous system". 99% of drugs can't possibly do that. Pot, LSD, shrooms, MDMA, cocaine, opiates, etc etc won't do that. Cannabis (marijuana) has never harmed anyone in its tens of thousands of years of history. Give me anyone who is against marijuana but open minded enough to try it, and I guarantee after 2-3 smoke sessions I will make them a believer in it, if not a regular smoker.

    16. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahaha, the DARE program... I have a DARE shirt from middle school, and better believe I wear that shirt while under the influence.

    17. Re:Insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the way we "teach" kids is no where even close to harm reduction. Drugs don't kill people, people kill people. More specifically, IGNORANCE kills people.

  10. Read as "Testing Many Designer Drugs At Once" by intellitech · · Score: 5, Funny

    The real title turned out to be far less exciting.

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    1. Re:Read as "Testing Many Designer Drugs At Once" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ive tested many designer drugs at once, 75 total in my life time. Write a news report on me for how I'm still alive and functioning

  11. Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure Olympic athletes aren't smoking gas station alterna-weeds. As someone who is a regular user of cannabis and various psychedelics, I can attest that these synthetic compounds are far more destructive and unpredictable than any strain of marijuana or mushroom. Synthetic cannabinoid blends and bath salts are only used by the shadiest of shadesters, at least in the area I live in. I've watched people on them and it's not fun, or funny. Watching someone on them is always a depressing experience, because they either get too fucked up to move or they explode into a violent fury like some meth-ed up trailer trash.

    As an advocate for the legalization of marijuana, even I think those JHB-based substances should be banned. There's no telling what goes into them. At least with weed you know what you're getting and what to expect. These designer 'legal highs' are a product of a failed system and only serve to further the notion that all psychotropics are destructive and without purpose.

    For those who would disagree, look into the benefits of threshold does psilocybin for the treatment of cluster headaches, as well as the use of MDMA as a treatment for PTSD and alcoholism.

    1. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **JWB-based

    2. Re:Experience by ClioCJS · · Score: 0

      "I'm pretty sure Olympic athletes aren't smoking gas station alterna-weeds." Then you are one naive motherfucker, but then, I expect less of anonymous cowards.

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    3. Re:Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ***JWH-based

    4. Re:Experience by shiftless · · Score: 1

      As an advocate for the legalization of marijuana, even I think those JHB-based substances should be banned. There's no telling what goes into them.

      Maybe you should try ordering from trusted suppliers next time, oh yeah, and I dunno, maybe do some research so you know what you're getting? O NOES, but that would require me to THINK for myself instead of trusting the government to do it for me!!1

      JWH-018 is not a harmful substance in the least. Citation: my own personal experience. If you don't like the way I'm living, then fuck off.

      It's amazing to me how many people whom you would think would be enlightened by their own experience at the hands of tyranny (i.e. marijuana smokers), won't hesitate to try and stab some other group in the back in the name of their own petty interests, without a clue as to how they are only screwing themselves over in the bargain.

      Work with the man to deprive another group of liberty, and you don't deserve any yourself.

  12. Synthetic drugs can mess you up bad by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just like when we had prohibition of alcohol, people were going blind from stills, refusing to regulate pot means they can make poisonous alternatives. I've heard of people getting real sick and permanently maimed off of designer drugs. The worst that can happen with pot is that you try and drive somewhere intoxicated. Pot doesn't even cause lung cancer like cigarettes(You can google many mainstream scientific studies).

    Legalization of pot would harm gangs who sell pot in addition to removing pot from being a gateway drug. Since people would no longer go to underground dealers for pot, they would no longer have access to the other underground connections.

    1. Re:Synthetic drugs can mess you up bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have ever cleaned a bong in your life time, I doubt anyone in their right mind can claim pot is harmless. If it coats the lungs with any type of resin, that can't be good.

      With that said, the war on drugs is more insane than using drugs. Lets stop feeding prison systems and wasting taxpayer money. Leaglize it now.

    2. Re:Synthetic drugs can mess you up bad by naroom · · Score: 1

      The worst that can happen with pot is that you try and drive somewhere intoxicated.

      Lost a friend to bad weed that was laced with meth. She smoked it and her heart stopped.

      The fact that pot is illegal is by far the biggest reason it is a dangerous drug. Legalize it and regulate the hell out of it, please.

    3. Re:Synthetic drugs can mess you up bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the bong is for ... to have that get coated with that resin crap instead of your lungs.

    4. Re:Synthetic drugs can mess you up bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Legalization of pot would harm two kinds of gangs: the armed thugs who traffic in the stuff, and the armed thugs who "protect" us from them. As much as I think they deserve each other sometimes, I've had enough of this.

      I realize e following is not true of everyone, sadly, because we allow the rich and corporate to steal our wealth and our livelihoods, but my chances of getting on the wrong side of a drug dealing thug are not so good unless I seek out the situation. My odds of dealing with a power tripping thug cop, however, are fairly high even if I don't desire to interact with such people.

      We need to take our society back, end these stupid wars on everything, and above all stop allowing our national treasure to be looted by these profiteering corporations, politicians, and their armed soldiers whose every activity is designed to rob some other person of money, freedom, or even a decent job,

  13. I feel safer already! by nicoleb_x · · Score: 1

    Predator drones overhead and smart drug tests underneath. What a wonderful situation for a freedom loving public. I feel safer already.

    1. Re:I feel safer already! by lightknight · · Score: 1

      37-year old virgin singing 'I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiener.'

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    2. Re:I feel safer already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our three seashell-using overlords, and wish to remind them that I can be useful in assessing violations of the verbal morality statute.

  14. OR by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Insightful

    or... we could just make pot legal so people wouldn't be smoking these horrifically dangerous "Bath salts" as a replacement. Pots dangers are well known, and relatively benign in comparison to even most over the counter medications. You're far more likely to become dependent on cold medicine and even be killed by it than you are pot. But we continue to treat pot like it's some kind of hardcore child killer.

    They are right, Pot is a gateway drug. But only because they made it so. They tell school children its this horrible thing. Bad kids do it. Then the kids find out just how many of their friends smoke it at parties. Holy crap! and then they try it... and it doesn't make them go insane like they've been lead to believe. If they've lied to me about pot, how bad can cocaine be right?

    Make it legal to grow. Legal to smoke. Legal to give away for free to someone over the age of 18. Make it illegal to sell. Problem solved and no more bath salts.

    1. Re:OR by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The "bath salts" are/were amphetamine/cocaine substitutes. Not cannabinoids.

    2. Re:OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Make it legal to grow. Legal to smoke. Legal to give away for free to someone over the age of 18. Make it illegal to sell.

      And the law enforcement industry can still thrive by locking up dealers for tax evasion. This is a win-win situation.

    3. Re:OR by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      or... we could just make pot legal so people wouldn't be smoking these horrifically dangerous "Bath salts" as a replacement

      Bath salts are not a replacement for pot, they are a stimulant that is designed to be a legal replacement for methamphetamine (i.e. no prescription required -- yes, methamphetamine is legal by prescription, and children are sometimes given prescriptions for it). Unfortunately, the common stimulant in bath salts, MDPV, can cause psychotic episodes.

      Which is why we should require a prominent warning label. "This product may cause psychotic episodes. Do not use without the assistance of a sober babysitter. Call poison control in the event of an overdose, or 911 in the event of an emergency."

      Except that keeping people safe is not our goal in the war on drugs.

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    4. Re:OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a replacement for pot, but bored and/or poor people who want some fun don't always care how they get it, and making the significantly safer drugs more available could stop them from needing to go further.

    5. Re:OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are right, Pot is a gateway drug.

      Pot was my gateway drug to nicotine :(

    6. Re:OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately, the common stimulant in bath salts, MDPV, can cause psychotic episodes.

      It's nothing particular to MDPV. Spending any long period of time awake will induce psychosis. If you keep popping Adderall for days on end, you'll experience the same effects.

      Which is why we should require a prominent warning label. "This product may cause psychotic episodes. Do not use without the assistance of a sober babysitter. Call poison control in the event of an overdose, or 911 in the event of an emergency."

      Bath salts *do* have a warning label: "Not for human consumption."

  15. Synthetics are worse than the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as mere possession of weed remains a felony charge, people will continue making synthetics that are worse than the real thing, reformulating it every few months to get around the local chemical bans. Nobody has ever overdosed on the real stuff (as stupid/mindless as it might make them), but the synthetic alternatives have had more than a few reports of people blowing their brains out to rid themselves of the pain.

    I don't know why the last sentence of the article summary here even mentioned the Olympics, because the issue here is clearly about synthetic cannabinoids and not the steroids that are usually involved in Olympics scandals.

    1. Re:Synthetics are worse than the real thing by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      Mere possession of weed is not a felony charge. Not unless a state decides for it to be.

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    2. Re:Synthetics are worse than the real thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair enough, but in actuality it depends on how much the cop wants to fudge the truth to bump it up to the felony level "possession with intent to distribute" charge. I might be *slightly* biased in that regard though, after being on the receiving end of one cop's irrational judgment.

    3. Re:Synthetics are worse than the real thing by sjames · · Score: 1

      But if the pot smoker is also a smart shopper, he will get that magic presumed 'intent to distribute' added even if the cops have to put their thumb on the scale to do it..

    4. Re:Synthetics are worse than the real thing by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      TRUE! But...still not a felony in my state.

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  16. If You Were Self-Employed... by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    ...You would not have to worry about such idiocies. Family business USED to be something you inherited from good parents, now it is little dicked mobfuck wanna-be's who cry if they can't have their own way that we watch on television drama sitcoms.

  17. Thank God! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We figured out how to thwart "designer" marijuana users. Now we can focus on dealing with more serious issues like banning soda.

  18. Paramilitary Police by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    the 'war on drugs' is such an abject failure

    That depends on your definition of "success." Since its inception, there have been the following goals in the war on drugs:

    1. Harassing and arresting black people, especially black men. As far back as the debate on cocaine prohibition (yes, this was once debated), there were people, especially police officers, warning of the dangers of black men using drugs. Black men on cocaine were unstoppable monsters, and cops had no choice but to upgrade the caliber of their guns to fight them. Black men who smoked marijuana were incited to play jazz music, and white women who smoked marijuana would want to have sex with black men. Black men who use PCP will go crazy. Black people will go nuts over crack cocaine.
    2. Increasing police power. Related to the above, since we obviously need more police officers in black neighborhoods to crack down on dangerous black drug users. We also need cops attacking hippies and anti-war protesters. We need cops who carry assault rifles and grenades to fight the drug dealers (did I mention that they are black too? That's the message that the mainstream media sends.). The cops also need the power to declare drugs to be illegal, without consulting congress. The cops also need to be allowed to recycle seized assets from drug raids into their budgets. They need expanded surveillance capabilities.
    3. Corporate profits. Hemp fibers compete with synthetics. Alcohol, tobacco, and coffee companies have to compete with all those other recreational drugs, so let's make them illegal. Pharmaceutical companies get to inflate their profits by ensuring that only they legally are allowed to market entire classes of drugs (opiates, amphetamines, etc.). Firearms companies, law enforcement equipment makers, and so forth have seen big profits from the drug war. Let's not forget the private prison operators, a relatively new trend but an important one -- big profits come from big prison populations.

    Notice something missing from that list? Public health and safety. That's at the bottom of the priorities list in the war on drugs, because the war on drugs never had anything to do with health or safety.

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    1. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's a neat and tidy history there, but not actually history. I'll grant you that the first two are very persuasive arguments for contemporary motivations keeping the War on Drugs alive. But regulation of drugs in this country was absolutely driven, in the first instance, by concern over public health and safety. Snake oil salesmen roamed the country, poisoning people, and injecting poisonous substances into the stream of commerce. It became a very real issue in the early part of the 20th century.

      The federal marijuana ban came on the heels of the repeal of prohibition. At this time the federal government was exceedingly reasonable and liberal about the application of alcohol and drug laws. This was a time where growing your own weed, or (during prohibition) distilling your own alcohol for consumption in your home with friends and relatives, was legal and constitutionally protected.

      The present War on Drugs is a manifestation of the modern regulatory state, which _postdates_ the imposition of anti-drug legislation.

    2. Re:Paramilitary Police by ClioCJS · · Score: 2

      You're confusing the regulation of medicinal drugs/doctors with the regulation of recreational drugs. Two separate issues, two separate vectors of regulation. The first recreational drugs were opium dens banned in San Francisco in the 1800s. This was way before FDA and regulation of snake oil salesmen. Racist "goals" happen first, ones that actually help people happen later.

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    3. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      making drugs isn't just about target blacks; it's about targeting many minorities. marijuana was made illegal because arizona wanted a reasons to go after mexicans. opium was made illegal to go after chinese.

    4. Re:Paramilitary Police by sosume · · Score: 2

      The federal marijuana ban came on the heels of the repeal of prohibition.

      Marijuana was banned to promote the use of Nylon over Hemp under heavy lobbying of the Dupont group. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_history_of_cannabis_in_the_United_States Public health and safety have very little to do with that.

    5. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Sadly, as a pharmacist I would agree with much of your assessment that public safety is the lowest priority on the agenda of the regulatory system.

      However, I would take exception with your characterization of the rest of the government & corporate agenda. As pharmacists we try very hard to keep from getting taken, and we could use a lot of things to help us in this effort. High on that list would be a list of prescriptions filled at other pharmacies by our clients. While enforcement authorities have access to this; I as a pharmacist do NOT have access to even the state database to check for someone filling multiple prescriptions for the same class of drugs. I can report suspicious activity, but its ultimately out of my hands. Unless I see something that is purely a red flag such as DEA #'s do not match, or a prescription I call in to verify does not pass basic scrutiny (doctors office will not verify) -- I am powerless to stop the scourge of drugs being diverted.

      Yet I am responsible for those that do divert drugs, just as I am responsible for those whom practice doctor shopping. I can be sued, have my license revoked, and a host of other things for failing to realize that a (potential) customer is an addict.

      I do agree with you that most of the regulation has made the illegal drug market more dangerous rather than less so. I would add that most of the regulation has also made the illegal prescription drug market more dangerous. The most abused drug is vicodin which is CIII in most states, and has up to 5 refills per prescription. It can be called in over the phone by anyone with a basic knowledge of pharmacy, and a valid (or passing the basic checks) DEA #. While I always call back to verify ANY called in prescription for a CIII - or in the case of hospice CII med -- I am without the resources to catch those that are using 2-10 pharmacies for the same thing. I am not happy about it as I know the importance of pain management in terms of treating pain, and in terms of suicide prevention (the suicide rate for chronic pain patients is appalling).

      As to the role of blacks in drugs, and illegal drugs market -- blacks have always had a prominent role, and as a group they have always been more likely to commit violence, run from the police, and a host of other things that enhance sentences. If anything, blacks serve less time than their prior criminal history would justify (as do women -- and to a greater extent).

      The criminal justice system IS biased, but it is far more biased along the lines of sex than it is race, and if anything there is a black discount for crime rather than a black penalty for crime. Given equal criminal records blacks are far more likely to get probation for crimes that white men would get a custodial sentence for. Blacks as a group are also far more likely to run from the police, and have a weapon on them when they run from the police (and to use that weapon). It is not PC to say it, but it happens to be true for those prosecuted in the St Louis City, St Louis County, and the St Charles County court systems of which I am intimately familiar having testified more than 12 times against those abusing prescription medications.

      The bias in favor of women (of all races) is so pervasive that I would wager a man would get 5-10 years for a crime that a woman would get a sentence requiring rehab, and a few months at a half-way house. If I were to include prior criminal records in that calculation the numbers would be even worse. The black discount for crime is evident at all levels in cases that go through St Louis City, and many cases in St Louis County.

      Unless those addicted to drugs are committing armed robbery -- those discounts (black male, or female defendant) definitively apply.

    6. Re:Paramilitary Police by mister_dave · · Score: 2

      So why was alcohol made illegal?

      Regulations are generally made with the best of intentions. That the consequences can be unpredictable, and not wholly positive is an argument for checks on government power, and minimal regulation, not conspiracy theories.

    7. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a conspiracy theory. Go and read a serious history of the subject. As recently as the 1960s, coca leaves were banned because (according to an American) they made Andean peoples lazy causing the poor economic performance of South America, and America didn't want to import this problem. Stupid legislation arising from casual racism and baseless supposition is not "made with the best of intentions".

    8. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol Where is your proof? Brought to you by the same people who think drugs OK, smoking tobacco bad.

    9. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "So why was alcohol made illegal?"

      2 main reasons, one of which is precisely the sort of bigotry you seek to dismiss with your question - to keep those filthy Irish down. The second is, of course, the rising political power of women at the time. Largely uneducated but (as always) incredibly vocal, the new political class of women justified their crusade against alcohol with a bunch of jesus nonsense they were brainwashed into believing when Sunday school was the most education many of them got. So... jesus, women (or jesus-women) and bigotry against the Irish had a great deal to do with Prohibition.

    10. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing, but based on the above list of racial biases, I would suspect it was "planned" for going after natives..... Especially if you consider the time period :(

    11. Re:Paramilitary Police by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Unpredictable? That may have worked before 1918 but, by the time prohibition ended in 33, it should have been blatantly obvious what the results are.

      also i question the "best of intentions". The intention to limit someone elses behaviour is not "the best of intentions". a condescending "we know better than you whats good for you" attitdue is not "the best of intentions" its the worst of intentions. It is the intention to force your way of life on another, and should be treated as such.

      Also, I think there is something to be said, in the political world, for consequences for actions. This is why politics is one of the few places where I do actually support punishment based on the effect rather than intention.

      They say an engineer who designs a bridge is responsible for the lives of every person who crosses it. His design, followed by the careful followthrough of the builders, is what allows people to safely cross and they trust him. If he does a sloppy job and people die because of it...thats on his head.

      Politicians decisions effect WAY more people than even engineers designing buildings and bridges. They should be MORE personally responsible. Politics is the only area where I support the death penalty.

      --
      "I opened my eyes, and everything went dark again"
    12. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to go after non-WASP europeans.

      that law was made in the days before "if he's white, he's alright". the WASPS were scared to death of Irish, Italian, Greek, Germans and other groups where alcohol was an important part of their cultural heritage. catholics and greek orthodox have wine as an important part of their faith.

      Prohibition fell apart when there were more people with direct european blood mixed in them, and it was becoming political suicide to support it anymore.

      the whole crime thing was icing on the cake. It goes back to race relations (or how WASPS are threatened by anything that isn't familiar to them)

    13. Re:Paramilitary Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice something missing from that list?

      The prison industry.

  19. Read between the lines... by Genda · · Score: 1

    The DEA is playing wack-a-mole with synthetic cannabinoids and wants to come up with a simple way to outlaw the entire CLASS of drugs that contain anything vaguely resembling a cannabinoid. The problem is that if they use this technique to stomp on this class, it will open up a whole can of worms involving other drugs which are also the subject of synthetic analogs. The problem is these drugs all ping receptors in the brain for naturally occurring chemistry that may or may not be chemically similar. This is just a pop-corn fart away from making a great big unintended mess, that I'm betting Big Pharma might just be able to leverage in its favor. Rather than trying to come up with a magic bullet to prevent people from using something they've been using consistently now for about the last 10,000 years (it was one of the first human cultivated crops), or wasting billions of dollars, man-hours, productive law enforcement resources on this silliness, relax, have a joint, rethink your priorities. There are plenty of bad things out there that you can fail to regulate. Methamphetamines come to mind. Go out have fun, bust bad guys. The whole pot thing was a loser from the start and now that cotton is king again, it shouldn't be afraid of hemp. Really, suck on that skunk, that's a good boy, now leave the buds alone and go play somewhere else... Ta!

    1. Re:Read between the lines... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of bad things out there that you can fail to regulate. Methamphetamines come to mind

      Methamphetamine is legal by prescription, it is prescribe to children, and the production of pharmaceutical grade methamphetamine is well regulated. The problem is that people who want to use it to get high cannot find a legal source, so they turn to illegal sources, which have extremely poor quality control. Much of the damage caused by methamphetamine abuse is caused by adulterants in the drug, leftovers from poorly controlled production.

      The obvious answer is to create legal sources for recreational methamphetamine, which have well defined doses, quality, and big warning labels ("This product may cause psychosis. Recreational use of this product is known to cause brain damage. Call poison control immediately in the event of an overdose, or 911 in the event of an emergency.").

      --
      Palm trees and 8
    2. Re:Read between the lines... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of the damage caused by methamphetamine abuse is caused by adulterants in the drug, leftovers from poorly controlled production.

      It is actually worse than that; even the adulterant are relatively harmless compared to the lifestyle created by the criminalization. Meth addicts, not users, think of only one thing: the next fix. They do not eat enough causing severe deficiencies in vitamins and minerals, they have no dental hygiene and they almost never sleep, those things alone explain would be enough to explains their damaged state, no need to even invoke adulterant, but since they are present they sure do help to accelerate the addict self-destruction.

      Regulated sources like you said, would be OK as most people do not get hooked (that is if you avoid IV and smoked free base), anecdotal evidence: I take amphetamine every day except 3 week a year when I goes on vacation; I have no problems doing that, I feel a little sleepy the first day and that's it. However please do not ask me abstain from coffee, I tried, I got terrible painful headache, I was obsessed by coffee so I relapsed after only 2 days...

       

  20. Another solution would be... by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to just get a sample of Keith Richard's blood and run a comparison. If he hasn't done it, you don't want it.

  21. Marijuana vs. lung cancer by mapinguari · · Score: 1, Troll

    Google results like this one?
    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-teenage-mind/201102/does-marijuana-cause-cancer

    or this?
    http://lungcancer.about.com/od/causesoflungcance1/f/marijuana.htm

    At best, you can say that there are no definitive studies linking the two, but it appears that most combustibles emit carcinogens when burned.

    I'm not saying that's a reason to ban marijuana, but, like with tobacco, users should really make informed choices.

    1. Re:Marijuana vs. lung cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, smoked meats are carcinogenic. Even that bottle of liquid hickory smoke you've got in your cupboard is a little bottle of carcinogens.

      Any smoked plants are likely to be carcinogenic, that's just how it goes. I hate that argument for pot. Point out that it's significantly less carcinogenic than tobacco, or that in different forms it is, so far as we can tell, completely non-carcinogenic (whereas tobacco is always shit), but don't argue that it's completely non-carcinogenic when we have no conclusive evidence to that effect (or use any other stupid-ass argument that rests on one, low sample-size study).

    2. Re:Marijuana vs. lung cancer by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      I believe GPs point was that pot was less likely to cause cancer than tobacco, and that if cancer was reason pot was banned, tobacco should be banned too.

    3. Re:Marijuana vs. lung cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whatever the studies may say or not say: The Precautionary Principle should tell you that IF you prefer inhalation over ingestion, try a vaporizer instead of burning the pot.

    4. Re:Marijuana vs. lung cancer by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Dr Donald Tashkin of UCLA (a government-funded researcher) did a long term study on cannabis and tobacco smokers. His conclusion is that marijuana smoking is not only non-carcinogenic, it may also offer a slight protective effect against lung cancer.

  22. Not for Human Consumption by relikx · · Score: 1

    Compared to THC, which is a partial agonist at CB1 receptors, JWH-018 (and many of its analogues) are full agonists. THC has been shown to inhibit GABA receptor neurotransmission in the brain via several pathways. JWH-018 may cause intense anxiety, agitation, and, in rare cases (generally with non-regular JWH users), has been assumed to have been the cause of seizures and convulsions by inhibiting GABA neurotransmission more effectively than THC. Cannabinoid receptor full agonists may present serious dangers to the user when used to excess.

    The war on drugs is insane that up until recently this could get sold at convenient stores and was by definition safer than the Schedule I THC. Marijuana is way safer than any of this fake stuff.

    1. Re:Not for Human Consumption by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. It's part of the grander conspiracy theory to get human test subjects for unsafe chemicals. Outlaw the tested drugs, throw in some untested drugs (yet strangely freely available, so it's 'voluntary'), collect the results, wash, rinse, repeat. This entire society is a bomb on stilts.

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    2. Re:Not for Human Consumption by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      FYI - Although several members of the JWH class of drugs have been banned, there are other synthetic cannabinoids that haven't. I recall after the first round of bannings in late 2010, the fake weed packets disappeared from the smoke shops - for a week or two. Then, the new blends that popped up read "Contains no JWH-018, HU-210, ..." But they still obviously contained potent cannabinoids. As determined by, shall we say, a personal bioassay. It's actually kinda funny - the legal framework creates a situation where the packaging lists a bunch of things that aren't in it - and yet you have no idea of what the fuck is in it.

      I think there's been another round of DEA bans since I've messed with the stuff. I haven't messed with it in about a year, but I know people who still do, and they're telling me the new stuff is every bit as potent as what they've banned. Basically the DEA is playing whack-a-mole. They ban 4 or 5 chemicals, then new blends show up using new, novel chemicals. Then the game starts over again with the DEA having to determine what's in the new stuff so that it too can be banned.

      What I fear is going to happen, and real soon, is the DEA gets pissed and sweeping new legislation gets enacted that will make any drug that acts on a certain part of the brain (for example, cannabinoid receptors) illegal. Which is equivalent to saying, "We don't approve of these chemical pathways in your brain - and you're not allowed to use them." I mean, that's already what their de-facto attitude is... but now it'll be codified and on the books. It's a scary thing when we start outlawing certain receptors in the brain. Up there with patenting human genes.

      Of course, the sane thing to do in the situation would be to just legalize the goddamned herb, and nobody would be messing with these horrible synthetics in the first place. But "sanity" has never been a factor in this country's drug policy...

  23. Might I interest you in my elephant detector? by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 2

    "The researchers tested their technique on 32 herbal products ... They found that every product contained one or more synthetic cannabinoid; ..."

    Sounds like a pretty good reason to doubt the reliability of the test in question.

    --
    "In prison you just have to shut your eyes and take it. Here you have to shut your eyes and give it."
  24. Simple question... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These synthetic marijuana drugs, found in 'herbal incense,' are mere chemical tweaks of each other, allowing them to escape detection each time researchers develop a new test for one of the compounds. Now chemists have developed a method that can screen for multiple designer drugs at once, without knowing their structures. The test may help law enforcement crack down on the substances.

    Why? Do we not have enough people in prison to make it sufficiently profitable for the new privatized penal industry?

    Isn't the meteoric increase in worker productivity over the past decades enough for our economic overlords? Is it just to make sure we all know who's boss?

    Did you know that the industry-funded legislative group ALEC is behind many of the new harsher drug laws? I really don't understand it. Why is an industry-funded lobbying group so concerned about marijuana, gay marriage, gun laws and keeping the poor, students and the elderly from voting?

    --
    You are welcome on my lawn.
  25. Legalize everything. by thesandtiger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let people smoke, shoot, drink, or otherwise ingest anything they want. Tax drugs, use part of the tax to pay for the societal costs of drug abuse, and go from there.

    Intoxication should be considered an aggravating factor in any crime, and should be made a crime in and of itself in certain situations (see driving under the influence).

    Making better tests is interesting in an academic way, and possibly useful for certain professions where sobriety is absolutely essential (law enforcement, for one example), but honestly, who gives a fuck for most anything else? If drug use affects your work you'll get fired in time anyway, and if you do harm to another person while high you're screwed anyway.

    I'm saying this as someone who works in public health - the damage done by this kind of prohibition VASTLY outweighs the societal benefit of restricting drug use. There's absolutely no question about it.

    --
    Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    1. Re:Legalize everything. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Is it? The prohibition in the USSR that actually increased the life expectancy proves you wrong.

      --
      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    2. Re:Legalize everything. by Splab · · Score: 3, Informative

      Really? Might wanna go look up Krokodil and Russia. That's the result of prohibition.

      Ban the good drugs and fiends will go for whatever substitute they can cook up and trust me, we definitely want people who go sit in the corner looking at the pretty colors rather than people coming into the ER with their flesh rotten to the bones:
      http://mylifeasateenageloser.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/127550-horrifying-side-effects-of-krokodil.jpg (NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE!)

    3. Re:Legalize everything. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Yes, really.
      Besides, nobody desomorphine krokodil, except for the yellow press. The only ones who use it are heroin addicts who cannot afford heroin anymore and are walking dead anyway. This is not a result of prohibition but of stupidity. Heroin addicts aren't those who would sit in the corner looking at pretty colours. If they'd wanted to do that, they'd stay with LSD instead of heroin because there is no difference in illegality and LSD is cheaper.

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      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    4. Re:Legalize everything. by cowboy76Spain · · Score: 1

      Not a contradiction

      The reduced availability of drugs / increased fear of prison terms makes that the whole of the population uses less drugs, increasing overall life expectancy.

      The lower quality of available drugs means that those who become addicted suffer more / live less. Unless they are a significant percentage, it does not compensate for the previous point, thought.

      On a side note, I am a little sceptic of life expectancy being a good indicator of the effectivity of the prohibition. Mostly because it is affected by many variables, it might be that life expectancy is increased by medical science improvement / better ways of food production, and that the drug prohibition have no net effects by itself.

      That said, I recall reading somewhere that during USA Prohibition, the incidence of illness related to alcoholic consumption did indeed lower significatively.

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      Why can't /. have a rich-text editor? Editing your own HTML is so XXth century.
    5. Re:Legalize everything. by thesandtiger · · Score: 2

      Life expectancy is one, not particularly great, measure of health, and it ignores things like quality of life.

      The US currently has over 2 million people in prisons, and most estimates say about half of those are there for drug related offenses. In some communities, it is more likely for a male to go to prison or be murdered than to go to college. Previously incarcerated individuals have an incredibly hard time finding work after release, and consequently reoffend for lack of real options. That's the immediate effect. The ripple effect is that children in those communities are often lacking a parent nd are much more likely to follow the same ath as their parents (prison or death). Even among the individual's who don't go to prison, you still see much increased rates of poverty and related health issues, leading t further ripple effects.

      Long term you wind up with a highly segregated society with a large disparity in pretty much any health outcome you care to name, as well as wide disparities in many other outcomes that are indirectly related to health.

      Drug related incarcerations are not he only factor here, but they are a really, really, really huge one. Changing that would have a vast impact.

      Further, there is very little evidence tht incarceration actually reforms individuals who have been to prison, while there is substantial information showing that drug treatment programs can be very effective.

      Further, drug enforcement in this country currently costs about 5 billion a year in direct costs, Another 2 billion a year in incarceration costs, and then further costs rippling out from there in the form of various support structures related to this. A drop in the bucket in some senses, but those savings, plus reasonable taxes applied to now-legal drug sales would be a nice savings that could be used for treatment programs and other community building efforts. Spend half of it on teaching newly released inmates necessary life skills and the other half on treatment.d

      Finally, the US is not the same as the former Soviet Union. While there may be a short-term spike in drug related health issues as we achieve some form of equilibrium, there are numerous differences when looking at different populations.

      Yeah, life expectancy might take a hit, but actual life will be vastly improved in many, many ways, and not just for people in the communities I mention, but for everyone.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
    6. Re:Legalize everything. by matunos · · Score: 1

      During Prohibition, the incidence of illness die to lead poisoning increased dramatically, however.

      When did we start handing away our freedom to (hypothetically) increase life expectancies? That seems even more repugnant than exchanging freedom for security.

      Is there any evidence that the War on Drugs has provided a net benefit to society? If public health is what you're looking to maximize, wouldn't it make more sense to take most of that money and spend it on health care?

    7. Re:Legalize everything. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The problem is, many of the drugs don't actually reduce lifespan when they are in an appropriately pure form. Heroine doesn't shorten lifespan or cause health problems (other than constipation)., heroine cut with god knows what cooked on a dirty spoon and injected with a reused syringe shortens lifespan.

    8. Re:Legalize everything. by sjames · · Score: 1

      The price of legal c;ean heroine should be about the same as the codine pills. If that was available, these people wouldn't be driven by a desperation I cannot even imagine to use such a harmful substitute. There's more than stupidity involved if you can watch your skin rotting off of your bones, know why it's happening and keep doing it anyway.

      Being a heroine addict is no pleasant thing, but the fact is that a great many soldiers came back from WWI as involuntary heroine addicts and went on to have happy productive lives even while feeding their addiction. Some kicked the addiction eventually, some never did. Most saw the addiction as a shameful thing. But because they were otherwise functional people with a functional society around them, and perhaps because people cut them a bit of slack here and there they managed.

      If the krokodil users were walking dead anyway, it wasn't because of heroine addiction. If anything, they were addicted to heroine because they were walking dead. Given a functional society and cheap clean heroine, there's a decent chance at least some of these people could find their way out of hell.

      As usual though, their leaders (like so many these days) fail miserably at creating a functional society and then punish the people who serve as reminders of what utter failures they are.

    9. Re:Legalize everything. by sjames · · Score: 1

      That said, I recall reading somewhere that during USA Prohibition, the incidence of illness related to alcoholic consumption did indeed lower significatively.

      No doubt it did, but then the incidence of poisonings from methanol and other things (see Jake leg) went way up as did organized crime. Because it was such a political matter, it may never be possible to get the sort of raw data needed to decide if there was a net increase or decrease in health. It's also hard to establish an equivalence in illness and death to crime gangs becoming powerful enough to control local governments.

      Consider, for example a person who drinks to excess. He is on course to die from cirrhosis any time now, but prohibition hits. So he drinks some bad bathtub gin and dies from methanol poisoning. Poof, the spin masters go into action and like magic there's one less 'alcohol related death' even while there's no less deaths.

    10. Re:Legalize everything. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      I see heroin addicts every time I cycle through Frankfurt city. German society is functional. Methadon is available. The addicts are still walking dead. So yes, own stupidity - the number of involuntary heroin addicts in Europe is miniscule. Besides, you cannot lead a happy live as a heroin addict - after a while the stuff pretty much destroys the ability to feel happy.

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      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    11. Re:Legalize everything. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Society is functional for you, but is it for them? Is it possible they face some problem you never did?

      What I said about WWI veterans is not disputed. There aren't many now because they have all died of old age by now. But the fact is that they did exist and they did manage.

      I do believe German society is more progressive in this than many others (for example by making methadone available so they don't have to resort to krokodil), but there must be something falling through the cracks somewhere.

    12. Re:Legalize everything. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Intoxication should be considered an aggravating factor in any crime, and should be made a crime in and of itself in certain situations (see driving under the influence).

      NO, it should not. If I beat somebody bloody with a bat, why would being drunk at the time make the penalty worse?

      Why should driving under the influence (of any drug), when 99% of the drug users on the road do it successfully every day, even some of the drunks? Why should a drunk be banned from the road if he has driven successfully for 20 years without causing an accident? Clearly he is a responsible driver.....and shouldn't that be the standard?

      I will never forget the story an old timer in my Air Guard unit told me, about how back in the old days when they were convoying down to Biloxi for annual field training, they'd pull their jeeps up beside each other and pass a beer back and forth. They used to have a bar inside the unit itself and on Sundays would gather there after drill to hang out and drink, then drive home.

      Nobody ever died as a result of any of this.

      Imagine trying to do anything like that today.

      This country needs to get back to its roots: freedom, liberty, and justice for all.

    13. Re:Legalize everything. by shiftless · · Score: 1

      The reduced availability of drugs / increased fear of prison terms makes that the whole of the population uses less drugs, increasing overall life expectancy.

      False.

    14. Re:Legalize everything. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Your anecdotes are irrelevant. Intoxication is statistically linked with higher rates of accidents. That's why it should be an aggravating factor - you are statistically increasing the risk of other people in a way that I can most assuredly say they are not consenting to. And you say 99% of drug users drive just fine every day - well, gee, that means 1% of them don't, in your mind. Do you really think 1 out of 100 sober people have an accident every day?

      For someone who cheers on freedom, you seem to be forgetting the flip side: responsibility. If you get intoxicated you are increasing the likelihood you will injure another person, but you want to avoid having to take responsibility for your choice to get intoxicated and the aftermath.

      Grow up and take responsibility for your choices, and recognize that you aren't the center of the universe. You sound like pretty much every sorry sack of shit I've ever met who swears that the other 20 times they got tanked and drove it was ok, so really this one time they hit someone was totally not their fault.

      You wanna get lit up and get behind the wheel? Fine, do it on your own private property where its just you at risk, but not on roads you share with everyone else. Your right to be a stupid fucking idiot doesn't trump my right not to have a fucked up, selfish asshole put me at greater risk of an accident.

      --
      Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
  26. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by ClioCJS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fine: But you don't get to go to bars anymore, you're not allowed to go skiing, play football, or anything else that I deem unnecessary to your life which might raise my group insurance plan rates. Also, you have to wear a helmet outside. This is my polite way of saying fuck you and your flawed philosophy.

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    -Clio
    Karma: Bad (mostly from not giving a fuck)
    Blog: http://clintjcl.wordpress.com
  27. no false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The false positive rate for this test is zero: the tests they describe are the gold standard for confirmation of a molecular formula.

    However, especially considering what's being done with these compounds (structural variations on a theme), there is some room for false positives on the structural level. Many different structures can have the same elemental composition: these isomers will have identical mass spectra. Theoretically, they could/should have different fragmentation spectra, but that will be complicated by the structural similarities.

    1. Re:no false positives by 0WaitState · · Score: 2

      I'll take your second paragraph as a declaration that the false positive potential is non-zero.

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      Remain calm! All is well!
    2. Re:no false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll take your second paragraph as a declaration that the false positive potential is non-zero.

      Then you would be wrong. The test is accurate in that the compounds being tested for are accurately detected. You're talking about whether or not the compounds are the ones which are banned, which is a different issue and not really a "false positive" but rather a problem with how the results are being applied.

    3. Re:no false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A 0% false alarm rate and a 100% positive detection rate does not sound feasible at all. Perhaps in theory that might be the case, just maybe, with numerous simplifying assumptions, but with real equipment in the real world I just dont believe you. (background in statistical signal processing and detection)

    4. Re:no false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I made the original claims above. The tests are NOT necessarily "accurate" in that they do not have a perfect sensitivity. They can be 100% specific for a molecular formula. They can be very very close to 99.9999% specific for a molecular structure, but we can't prove that just yet. Advances in algorithms, instrumentation, and databases (METLIN) will get us there very soon.

      In practice, a false positive match for fragmentation patterns is very much like a hash collision for a very strong hash: it should be possible but the odds are extremely low and we have not been able to demonstrate one.

  28. Drugs tests are for the 99% by mbone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The 1% don't do drug tests. What more do you need to know?

  29. Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a gigantic waste of resources on both sides of the coin. Let the fucking plants grow and regulate the commerce. The current situation is monumental stupidity.

  30. Sounds like you are an alcoholic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    You certainly exhibit the rage, arrogance, lashing out and lack of control. Dehumanising others is a classic symptom of (co)dependence.

    Denial is not a river in Egypt.

    Get counseling. It's not just for those you consider inferior beings.

    1. Re:Sounds like you are an alcoholic. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice troll.

  31. I HATE that term. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ugh, I'm so tired of hearing this garbage term brandied about inside and outside of the treatment and testing industries. There is no such thing as "synthetic marijuana" or "synthetic pot" or synthetic "cannabis" The bulk of the drugs being sprayed onto random plant matter are synthetic CANNABINOIDS, and even that term is fairly useless. They are analogs of cannabinoids found in cannabis, seemingly structural analogs from what I have seen. Its almost as bad as referring to a drug as "bath salts". It means almost as little.

    1. Re:I HATE that term. by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      Can someone mod this up. I was reading the articles linked in bewilderment trying to work out wtf this is even about. I know a fair bit about drugs and drug chemistry due to not wanting to ingest anything without knowing what it is, combined with wanting to get high (and not being able to drink alcohol). So there are synthetic cannibinoids I take it, I have never had the chance to take any but I will take the word of those articles. Herbal blends sold as legal highs are often just that, salvia divinorum is popular, as are various members of the datura family. Parsley can get you tripping balls if you have the lungs of steel required to smoke the massive quantities required. Synthetic analogues of drugs have been a problem for law enforcement for a while but that has nothing to do with cannabis at all, I mean like I said maybe someone out there is sythesising cannibinoids but the process can hardly be cheaper or safer than growing it so it doesn't seem to be reaching the market, real cannibinoid users still smoke buds. The article doesn't even mention if the method is applicable to the actual synthetic analogues that actually are reaching the consumers. I would assume it can as it seems quite a general process, but you might have to be testing for a specific class of analogue. I am partial to my tryptamines personally. If you haven't tried 5meo-dipt and you like drugs, you really should give it a shot. My opinion is that the summary, this entire discussion, and the articles linked are a strange messy mixture of fud, incompetence and ignorance. I agree with the legalisation arguments though, illegal drugs are in general less harmful than alcohol and tobacco, and also less harmful than prosecution. If you want to live inside the law though, find a brand of cough syrup with Dextromethorphan(DXM) in it. Stay away from phsyically addictive substances they are the real danger, alcohol, nicotine, opiates, cocaine. Yeah the ones you can get legally and aren't on schedule 1.

    2. Re:I HATE that term. by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      These synthetics are most definitely "reaching the market". I dont know the specifics of manufacturing, but I'm sure it's profitable - you only need a milligram or two per packet. So a single gram of pure cannabinoid is enough to dose several hundred baggies of fake weed, baggies that sell for $20 a pop. Do the math.

      The Monitoring the Future studies that ask kids annually about drug use started asking about the synthetics recently - Synthetic cannabis replacement, "Fake weed", whatever you choose to call it ... Anyway, it turns out that about 11% of twelfth graders have smoked it (compared to ~30% for cannabis). I know of two smoke shops, a liquor store, and a gas station in my area that either sell it or have sold it at one point. I know several people who've smoked it. In fact just this weekend I was at a party where someone smoked a bowl of it.

      Its a bit of a shock - but yes, it's out there. In greater numbers than you'd think. But the regulatory status and the arms race with the DEA over these substances is changing month by month. So the situation could change at any time. This stuff wasn't widely available at all, just a few years ago. It may disappear just as quick.

    3. Re:I HATE that term. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello,

      Synthetic canabinoids are on the market. The chemical is typically not THC like (it's complex to make) but it works as a CB1/2 receptor (full) agonist, so it is more powerful than THC.

      You can go buy some in a headshop or even online, for example: http://www.kronic.co.nz/products/kronic-pineapple-express-aussie-blend/

      This is a synthetic product. Look up JWH chemicals. JWH-018 is a known (and illegal) one but it's an entire range.

    4. Re:I HATE that term. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      They are analogs of cannabinoids found in cannabis, seemingly structural analogs from what I have seen. Its almost as bad as referring to a drug as "bath salts".

      That's not true either. Look at the structure of THC. Three contiguous rings, one of which is aromatic. Now look at the structure of one of these JWH compounds. Two pairs of contiguous rings, all aromatic, separated by a ketone.

      Those structures are completely unlike one another, except that they both happen to bind to the CB1 receptor. That's really all we can say about them, they are synthetic CB1 agonists.

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  32. The lack of hangover is the problem by F69631 · · Score: 1

    A single use of pot every now and then might is not that harmful, but active/heavy use does cause you to become more passive, self-centered and other psychological issues (I'm pretty sure I've seen studies about both but I would be perfectly fine making that claim just based on the anecdotal evidence). Now, you may say "Sure, but active/heavy use of alcohol... or indeed, any brain chemistry altering substance... causes just as bad issues!" and I'm not going to deny that. The big difference however is that with alcohol there is inbuilt protection mechanism.

    If you are already somewhat productive member of a society (student, at least part-time work, whatever) it's a lot harder to get into the habit of drinking heavily several nights a week than it is into smoking pot several times a week. There is a significant amount of people affected by alcoholism so I'm not saying that it doesn't happen, I'm saying that if there wasn't hangover, the amount would be a lot larger.

    This is actually not intended as arguing against the legalization. I do see potential for reducing organized crime (where I live, soft drugs are a major source of income for groups with far more nefarious activity), gaining some tax dollars/euros and the more philosophical aspect of not denying people the right to choose to do something that's harmful to them. (Though, I live in a nation with good public health care, social security, etc. and in a society like this, a point can be made that people have a duty towards society to not do stupid shit to themselves, from eating too much fastfood to using drugs) I'm just not confident that "The only real problem comes from intoxicated drivers" holds true or that pot is less dangerous than cigarettes/alcohol just because the risk of lung cancer is smaller.

    1. Re:The lack of hangover is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I can't agree with this. There is a huge problem with public perception of pot users in that those that are more visible with their use are the same ones that are more likely to be general losers.

      I'm currently a professional in my mid-20's, I started college at 14, got a job making over 100k/year straight out of school, and regularly meet and exceed all of my performance goals both at work and in my fitness and personal health. I don't smoke pot, I vaporize or eat it, to avoid even the slightest chance of carcinogens, but I do this every day and have for the better part of a decade.

      In fact, before I discovered pot as a way of de-stressing, my grades were slipping and I was on the verge of being kicked out of the program that let me start college so early. My GPA before pot was around 2.8, my GPA after pot was closer to 3.8.

    2. Re:The lack of hangover is the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for cigarettes but I can most certainly speak for alcohol and marijuana and I find weed to be far less harmful than booze. Imagine a crowded bar on a Saturday night. There are likely poor decisions going on left and right, people going off to have sex with the worst of all possible partners, fights breaking out, the occasional vomiting and stumbling home. Then the aforementioned hangover, your body's sign than whatever you did last night was an awful idea. Muscles and internal organs are strained from the toxins and brain cells are damaged.

      My experience with pot smokers has involved sitting in a dimly lit basement, discussing philosophy to new age music and watching children's cartoons, then going home and getting a great night's sleep. I won't say it's perfect, as it saps motivation and has light addictive qualities. Anyone who believes alcohol is better than pot on any level is highly misinformed.

    3. Re:The lack of hangover is the problem by shiftless · · Score: 1

      A single use of pot every now and then might is not that harmful, but active/heavy use does cause you to become more passive, self-centered and other psychological issues

      Bullshit

  33. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    I don't want to be inadvertently affected by your actions, so I'll just advocate for draconian laws banning certain activities! Living in a free country just isn't worth it...

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  34. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by retchdog · · Score: 1

    yes but if they did that, you'd never know if maybe, just maybe, they were coerced by riaa/fedgov/scientologists/apple/google/microsoft to disappear an unwanted comment. clearly there's no difference between the two since everything on slashdot is black and white.

    hey, wait, where did all this green come from?

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  35. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 1

    Regexing the link would be useless. The trolls can use any of the url-shortening/redirection service to workaround it. And this is not even SEO spam (the links have nofollow attribute, and google or any reasonable search engine will not count it), just some troll that got hold of SEO text and uses it to troll slashdot users. The only way these can be eliminated is, if YOU stop reacting to these trolls.

  36. Law enforcement is there to catch criminals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And their definition is inflexible.

    If you legalize it the criminals will just go and do something else.

    If you make it illegal those that still do it are criminals and if they do something else in place of the newly criminalized thing, that something, by the users own definition must be made illegal.

    Its not a healthy mindset and they invariable socialize with the afflicted so never see alternatives and reasoning is discouraged.

       

  37. test for EVERYTHING: just ask them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just ask them, "are you using ANY designer drug?" This tests for every designer drug.

  38. Maybe it's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To quit chasing the shibboleth of "controlling" behavior. Legalize it and tax it, it's the only way to stop the madness.

    1. Re:Maybe it's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that word means what you think it means.

    2. Re:Maybe it's time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, as a noun, shibboleth means "A custom, principle, or belief distinguishing a class or group of people", I'd say it was used appropriately.

  39. The test may help law enforcement by citizenr · · Score: 1

    FUCK law enforcement.

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  40. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by Inda · · Score: 1

    I guessed what you were talking about. I clicked the 'parent' link just to be sure.

    I browse at +3, like most people here do. How are you even seeing these CMPC posts? Even at +1, you would not see them.

    TheArseBandit, or whatever he's calling himself today, posts early and gets modded early as a result. Slashdot's modding system is working as intended.

    I don't understand why people are getting their knickers in a twist. We've seen this behavour before. We've ignored it before. We've made funnies about it before.

    And it is funny. It's like trying to sell colour TVs to the blind.

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  41. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there was a society that somehow generated huge numbers of drug users and reacted to that by letting them fend for themselves or die on the streets, that society would be incredibly dangerous. Draconian laws would almost certainly be necessary.

    This is why you don't let people fend for themselves when they're desperate. One of the lesser talked about justifications for state welfare is basically paying people to not commit crime, so that harsh law enforcement isn't necessary and everybody can life in a more free society.

  42. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by flyneye · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're probably the chump that did it.
    This is my corner, go attention whore elsewhere or I'll pimp-slap you.

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  43. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by flyneye · · Score: 2

    Lookit the little flag in the lower right of the shill post. CLick on that and give your reason and quit attention whoring.

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  44. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    so that harsh law enforcement isn't necessary and everybody can life in a more free society.

    I think you've already got a problem on your hands when you suggest that "harsh law enforcement" is acceptable at any time.

    And cutting them off from everything is something I feel is idiotic, anyway. I believe all drugs should be legal. I don't believe that we should, say, tax certain foods simply because some people eating them are unhealthy.

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  45. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The stuff about banning skiing and similar activities was obviously silly, but as a general principle the scale of law enforcement should adjust to the scale of the crime problem. If you've got your standard crimeless utopia, don't bother with police and everybody will be happy. If you've got hundreds of thousands of armed bandits killing people on sights so that they can steal their shoes, then seriously expanded police powers would be justified. Everything in between those two extremes has its appropriate level of police power.

    So yes, harsh law enforcement can be justified under some circumstances. This is why you avoid getting into those circumstances in the first place.

  46. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

    The stuff about banning skiing and similar activities was obviously silly

    Banning things doesn't work a grand majority of the time, anyway.

    If you've got hundreds of thousands of armed bandits killing people on sights so that they can steal their shoes, then seriously expanded police powers would be justified.

    If by "seriously expanded police powers," you mean anything that involves removing any freedoms, then no, I don't believe that'll ever be justified. If you simply mean more police and resources dedicated to the police, perhaps.

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  47. MOD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drug prohibition is about one thing and one thing only:

    PROFIT.

    Prohibition rakes billions through the business of government each year (and their associates in the "private" sector). That's the entire reason it exists.

  48. And then there's this method by slashmydots · · Score: 2

    I've always believed in the tried and true method of if the person's a lazy, half asleep, do-nothing moron at their job, they get fired. That does sort of leapfrop the whole drug test thing. Oh and if they're unstable, shaky, and can't concentrate as well. That does sort of cover the majority of illegal or pending-illegal drugs.

  49. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    not staff but i have spoken to a staff member but i think they do not want to use the Nuclear Option because they don't want some company or federal TLA to require them to do so in the future.

    I think somebody has used CleanMyPC to infect a bot swarm that seems to be attacking this site for some reason. (they are jumping both ips and accounts)

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  50. Boring because... by nashv · · Score: 1

    Meh. It's a paper that exploits the fact that current chemical modifications involve mass shifts in a certain range. They just determined the range by running a mass-spec on the hundred or so things out there (which is trivial considering mass-specs can be done on thousands of sampes in an automated facility).

    This 'mass-shift' range can easily change and is not likely to be valid even within months of this paper being out.

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  51. Not applicable to /. crowd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he hasn't done it, you don't want it.

    If it's a new compound, he might not try it until tomorrow, and the early adopter crowd on /. probably doesn't want to wait.

  52. C17H19NO3 by muridae · · Score: 2

    Black pepper, or morphine, or dilaudid, or a codeine metabolite? If this test can't tell, then it is dangerously flawed. Cause I don't think the trace of metabolite from poppy seed muffins is illegal yet. But now that I've said this, black pepper will probably be the name of the next designer opiate.

  53. Finally! by matunos · · Score: 1

    It's about time that "law enforcement crack down on the substances", cause if there's one thing we've learned in the past 40 years it's that we don't have enough law enforcement cracking down on substances.

  54. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

    One of the lesser talked about justifications for state welfare is basically paying people to not commit crime, so that harsh law enforcement isn't necessary and everybody can life in a more free society.

    I am equally confused as to why this is rarely brought up. I have some sympathy for those down on their luck sure, but I'm strongly pro-welfare for mostly selfish reasons. If somebody has hit rock bottom, and doesn't have enough money to feed themselves or their kids, they will get desperate. A person trying to find food for their children will go to incredible lengths. They might try to mug me, they might rob my house, they might rob my business. Some people are going to be criminals anyways, but at least with welfare you are giving people a choice, and a legitimate way to take care of their family without restorting to crime. I'd rather pay a small amount of tax towards taking care of the very poor than dealing with the increased crime rate that would happen if they have no alternative.

  55. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by matunos · · Score: 1

    People consuming drugs is only a crime problem because someone decided that consuming certain drugs should be illegal.

  56. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    Your suggestion is totally unnecessary. I had to click 'parent' to see WTF you were even talking about because it had already been modded down to -1. The Slashdot moderation system has been working pretty much fine since it was invented and I wouldn't like to see them start down the road of deleting any post.

  57. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by EdIII · · Score: 1

    Deleting the posts really is not that sinister.

    We use RBLs and a whole lot of other pattern recognition to delete/route unwanted emails, and I hardly see the difference here. Especially when that crap is actual malware, not objectionable material due to some sort sort of cultural/religious/political bias.

    It's an attack on Slasdot that is directing people towards malware.

    Maybe I need to change my Slashdot settings because what I see is all the malware posts compressed down to one line taking up most of the screen before you get to any actual posts.

    In this case maybe Slashdot should add a -5 moderation for posts like this. Clearly differentiate it from "undesirable" posts that are just merely trolling or flaming someone. That way it does not show up at all.

  58. strawman! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your friend died from the meth, not the weed. I'm sorry for your loss, but conflating the two is incorrect.

  59. Re:Let people do drugs, and let them rot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, so you're claiming one has a right to mess themselves up with chemicals, then expect a bailout from the system to pay the inevitable cost when it comes due in a few decades (cancer, heart disease, etc.)?

    That is not even remotely close to libertarian. How many sockpuppets did it take to pull this trick off?

  60. Re:Let's smash asses, you fucker cheeks patty! by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I was going to say, it is a huge embarrassment that Mr 10 years of expertise couldn't clean a virus from a computer without using crapware, but that the geeks we have come to know and love get p0wned by them. Irony, not just found between Goldy and Silvery.

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  61. We must all remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cops are all professionally trained chemist. We must trust in their professional abilities. I am so, so, so confident in their ability to make just and righteous decisions concerning me and my welfare, never trying to use me just to get a notch on their gun for self promotion. The knee they thrust into my back will be done ever so gently.
    I do not use drugs nor do I want to be around those who do. But I am concerned about the new test. I drove tour buses and trucks for 25 years and had to take random drug test from time to time. Fortunately, I was never tested just after the continuous job of having to stop college student that I was taking to the ski slopes from smoking weed on the bus. Fortunately I was not tested just after eating a poppy seed roll, that I later was told to never eat because it shows up as heroin on you drug test.
    I finally began to make a stern declaration to the ski college students (UCSB - THE party college of America) just before pulling out for the ski resorts:
    The first time I smell marijuana on this bus, I am going to pull over, get out, and wait for the bus to completely air out. The second time I smell on this bus, I am going to the nearest police station.
    End of problem!

  62. Mass defect filtering is not new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This writeup is a bit ridiculous. Mass defect filtering as a concept has been around for probably 30-40 years and was mostly originally done by hand. What has improved is the software which can take a large dataset of masses acquired during an analysis and filter them; but even those software tools have been out for 4-5 years. I use them all the time for work.

    -Mass Spectrometrist at major university

  63. Just in: Baby soaps and shampoos trigger positive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.yahoo.com/baby-soaps-and-shampoos-trigger-positive-marijuana-tests.html

  64. Different strains = different high or stone by shiftless · · Score: 1

    A good toke and I can barely figure out how to walk. It sparks off my imagination - my sense of humour goes ballistic, but I have to keep it separate from any work context.

    The voice of ignorance speaks. Don't feel bad, you're just like 90% of most people who had no idea that there are different types of cannabis, with a huge variety of different smells, flavors, and effects.

    I used to always hear people say "I don't like weed because it makes me sleepy." Only certain strains induce drowsiness and hunger. Others are upbeat and energetic. Some (esp. Mexican sativas) are crazy, heart racing and trippy as fuck, and those are the strains that usually send newbies to the hospital with panic attacks due to their ignorance.

    There is an amazing variety, because this plant produces a number of different cannabinoids (active chemicals) and terpenes (smells, flavors, also active chemicals.) There is something out there for everyone. I'm smoking a blunt of Bubblegum right now, which is a nice mellow chilled out high for a sunny, breezy day like today. It's perfect for playing the piano too.

  65. woohoo by shaitand · · Score: 2

    Okay, one down. Lets all band together and work out how to solve technical challenges of enforcing bad drug laws so we can penalize more innocent citizens!