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Chinese Firms Claims It Can Build World's Tallest Tower in 90 Days

An anonymous reader writes "Even since the current world's tallest builing — the Burj Khalifa in Dubai — was completed, there has been a constant battle to build the world's next tallest building. The current record holder stands tall at 828 meters and took five years to build, but a Chinese company called Broad Sustainable Building aims to smash that record by building the 838 meter Sky City tower, in Changsa, China in a mere 90 days. BSB plans to use prefab building techniques to construct the tower in record time."

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  1. Beef up YOUR buildings! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    P90X for architecture?

  2. Jenga! by Torvac · · Score: 4, Funny

    -nt-

    1. Re:Jenga! by mister2au · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually more like Tetris

      Different pre-formed shapes appear on site and the trick is to slot them in place

      Hopefully the bottom floors don't disappear as they are completed.

  3. Re:kinda cheating by outsider007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in my day we smelted our own ore. And we liked it!

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  4. Re:kinda cheating by mikael_j · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's because people who order a skyscraper to be built don't call those contracted to design and build it halfway through construction to tell them "Oh yeah, it needs to fly and also double as a ship and a subway station" (which is later clarified to "we need a helipad in the lobby" which itself is finally clarified three months after the deadline, what they meant was "we'd like to make sure there's a second entrance near the 14th street bus stop so employees don't have to walk around the building to get in". Of course, for this to be like software development after each of these change requests they would also demand that work immediately begin on converting the building to the new specs so that by the time it's finished it has wings sticking out from the 12th floor, the basement has a subway tunnel with a large propeller in it and the front desk is placed inside a large hangar).

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  5. translation question by Organic+Brain+Damage · · Score: 3, Funny

    How do you post a Chinese translation of "Hey y'all, watch this!"?

  6. Re:kinda cheating by Evtim · · Score: 5, Funny

    Three engineers were arguing about God.
    God is a mechanical engineer, says one (who is, of course, himself mechanical engineer). Just look at the muscles and bones. What symphony of precision, the seamless work of joints, bones, muscles, sinews. A beauty to behold!
    No, no, says the other, God is an electrical/electronics engineer. Just look at the nervous system – the myriad feedback and forward loops, the firing of the neurons in the brainenough said.
    Chaps, you are both wrong, says the third. God is a civil engineer. Only civil engineer would put a drainpipe in the middle of a recreational area

  7. Re:Just like their trains... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh, you mean they're all Republicans then.

  8. Re:Just like their trains... by whargoul · · Score: 3, Funny

    My boss would love it there.

  9. Re:Just like their trains... by catmistake · · Score: 5, Funny

    All Chinamen talk funny therefore all Chinamen dumb?

    What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

  10. In a related story... by bigtone78 · · Score: 4, Funny

    An Indian company as said that they can clean up the mess caused by the collapse of the Chinese building in only 60 days.