Time Warner Cable Patents Method For Disabling Fast-Forward Function On DVRs
antdude writes in with a story about a patent that won't have DVR users skipping for joy. "Time Warner Cable has won a U.S. patent for a method for disabling fast-forward and other trick mode functions on digital video recorders. The patent, which lists Time Warner Cable principal architect Charles Hasek as the inventor, details how the nation's second largest cable MSO may be able prevent viewers from skipping TV commercials contained in programs stored on physical DVRs it deploys in subscriber homes, network-based DVRs and even recording devices subscribers purchase at retail outlets."
At least the damage will be restricted to one company, albeit a major one.
Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
...and I'll make sure to avoid any device that lists it in its manual.
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Next they'll be patenting eye clamps so you can't shut your eyes and a tongue strap so you can't go "la la la la la" during the commercials.
Peole.Do.Not.Want.To.Watch.Ads.
Find another way to make money, you morons.
They forgot to patent "driving legitimate users to bittorrent through adding techniques designed to irritate paying customers".
But I suppose there's lots of prior art there.
this munges up the keyframes (I frames) in a stream when it detects a cue embedded by the network (ADS START HERE!!1!). therefore, if a device is designed to fast-forward by skipping over the predicted (P and B) frames, it cannot do this as it can't find the I frames needed to display anything at all.
this will fail on sane devices because fast-forward is usually implemented as skipping just the B-frames (that are predicted off both I and P frames), while decoding the I frames and P frames.
this will further fail because MPEG-2 decoders are fast enough that they can decode the stream in it's entirety fast enough for a practical fast-forward (my 5 yo computer can do it on CPU only, 1 core only at about 200fps).
this will fail even further because a trivial firmware hack could detect this "cue tone" and skip the ads _entirely_. they're basically implanting a trivially readable signal that usefully tells us what are the ads and what is the show.
At first I was surprised that there was a new posting with the DEC logo, but then it turns out it's a newbie who doesn't know what the symbol means.
It's summer, it's endless summer...
Let us start a discussion of VAX and Alpha to compensate.
No wonder their business model is in trouble. I think I'll patent not letting customers leave the restaurant until they've eaten their vegetables.