Google CEO Larry Page Says "Nothing Seriously Wrong"

After Larry Page bowed out from some public appearances, reader Pigskin-Referee writes with the news that "Google Inc Chief Executive Larry Page has reassured employees about his health, but the company on Friday shed little additional light on an unspecified condition affecting his voice that will sideline him from two high-profile events in the coming weeks. Page told employees in an email on Thursday that there was 'nothing seriously wrong with me,' according to a source who had seen an internal staff memo. The 39-year-old Google co-founder sat out his company's annual shareholders' meeting on Thursday because he had 'lost his voice,' according to Google Executive Chairman Eric Schmidt, who informed attendees of the news at the start of the event."

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[TheRealMindChild]

I'm guessing he was actually at a strip club in which he was writing off as a "business meeting". Eric had to come up with some ambiguous bullshit, because no one actually knew where or what the hell Larry was doing until after he got back.