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UK Considering Automatic Web Filtering For Adult Content

Dupple writes with news that the British government is considering restrictions for ISPs that would block by default anything considered "adult content." From the article: "Ministers are suggesting that people should automatically be barred from accessing unsuitable adult material unless they actually choose to view it. It is one of several suggestions being put out for a consultation on how to shield children from pornography. Websites promoting suicide, anorexia and self-harm are also being targeted. The discussion paper asks for views on three broad options for the best approach to keeping children safe online, in a rapidly changing digital industry. ... The latest system, called 'active choice-plus,' is aimed at reaching a compromise. It would automatically block adult content, but would set users a question, along the lines of whether they want to change this to gain access to sites promoting pornography, violence and other adult-only themes. This is partly based on 'Nudge' theory, a U.S. concept which states that persuasion, rather than enforcement, can be an effective way of changing behavior."

170 comments

  1. Yes, I want my porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And also fuck the establishment!
    (Punk is not dead!)

    1. Re:Yes, I want my porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Active choice-plus is double-plus good. My god, it has really happened...

    2. Re:Yes, I want my porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should be in favor of filtering FOR adult content.

    3. Re:Yes, I want my porn. by Lynchenstein · · Score: 1

      Then you should be in favor of filtering FOR adult content.

      Exactly. Pr0n and /. What else is there on the Internet anyway?

  2. It is easy to sheild them from porn. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ban the Bible it is full of porn.

    1. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, all media is full or porn, be that the Internet or the stories told over the campfire.

      I'm just glad they left the dirty parts in when they wrote the thing down.

    2. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 2

      I never thought of that... Usually I say that porn will always be at the forefront of the technological frontier. Be it the press, betamax, the internet, DVD, Blueray, interactive DVD etc. Never thought of the good old "writing". Of course that started off as an oral tradition... (pun intended)

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    3. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Moheeheeko · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Porn AND Violence.

      And they give that thing to KIDS

    4. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by couchslug · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If porn were produced as literal re-enactments of specific Biblical (and Quranic!) texts, on what grounds could it be censored?

      Lot turning out his daughters comes to mind as does Mohammed's marriage to Aisha.

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    5. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by preaction · · Score: 1

      When correctly viewed / Everything is lewd
      I could tell you things / About Peter Pan
      And the Wizard of Oz / There's a dirty old man
      - Tom Lehrer

    6. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

      Genesis 38:15-16 When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, 'Come now, let me sleep with you.'

      Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother.

    7. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Baloroth · · Score: 0

      Merely containing sexually explicit material does not make it "porn". Porn as such is specifically produced to create sexual arousal, the Bible is not, no more than a medical textbook is. Adult content, perhaps, but not porn.

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    8. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Genesis 38:9 But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother.

      Which has less to do with sex and more to do with inheritance laws of the time.

      The brother had died sans children, so the law required Onan to impregnate his sister-in-law so as to produce an heir for the brother.

      On the other hand, if the brother never comes up with an heir, then Onan gets the brother's stuff....

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    9. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 2, Funny

      Which is why the Religious Right never complains about sex education in the schools nor equates it with exposing their children to pornography ... oh wait ...

    10. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Fine but it this segment of the story was ever put in a film illustrating this act of support for his wife/sister-in-law it would be considered pornography.

    11. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait till they start quoting Song of Solomon then.

    12. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone under the age of 18 should not be allowed in any religious organization. They are not yet sufficiently capable of handling the mind control aspects of religion.

    13. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ban the Bible it is full of porn.

      Burning the Bible would be better, not be cause of porn just cause its a fucking stupid book full of lies. And replace all the bibles with Hustler mags.

    14. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, if the brother never comes up with an heir, then Onan gets the brother's stuff....

      What a wanker!

    15. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by davester666 · · Score: 1

      And not just give give it to kids.

      Then they tell the kids to diligently read the whole thing and do what it says.

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    16. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. Lott's daughters shagging their drunken father always did it for me.

    17. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by mpe · · Score: 2

      If porn were produced as literal re-enactments of specific Biblical (and Quranic!) texts, on what grounds could it be censored?
      Lot turning out his daughters comes to mind as does Mohammed's marriage to Aisha.


      Read on a little further in Genesis and you have both of Lot's daughters drugging and raping him. And this lot (pun unintended) were the "good guys"
      It would be quite easy for historical, fantasy, sci-fi, etc to run into problems with this. Since standards of "normal" vary hugely over both history and geography even when only humans are involved.

    18. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      genocide, fratricide, patricide, incest, bigamy (nothing wrong with that i guess), bigotryn theft, rape, violence ... not to mention the pormise of little winged boys in heaven (i guess that was aimed to lure the priests in) ... who wouldnt like it :)

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    19. Re:It is easy to sheild them from porn. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Ban the Bible it is full of porn.

      That depends on your definition of "pornography" ; if you take it literally, then the assertion the "the Bible is full of writing about second-rate Greek whores" is untrue.

      However describing the Bible as being full of obscenities would be true - it is full of material likely to deprave or corrupt people. There's a lot of religion in there for starters.

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  3. Government and Internet don't mix by Walterk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The blocking is so easy to circumvent, it's ridiculous. More legislation from politicians who don't have a clue how the Internet works.

    How can we show people how stupid this whole "won't someone think of the children!?" argument is?

    1. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The point isn't to be hard to circumvent(in a technical sense), the point is to appease the moralists by bringing back some of the good, old-fashioned, inconvenience of getting your hands on the good stuff.

      Sure, kids these days will reflexively click through anything that stands between them and their porn/warez/facebook/etc; but a reactionary's cold, bitter, circulatory core warms just a little bit at the thought that you will have to click the "Yes, I, an internet subscriber who knows that my ISP knows my name and where I live, do affirm that I wish to be recorded in the Database as desiring access to the vilest smut on the internet." button...

    2. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No problem, they'll just block the proxy sites as 'adult content' too then. And the download sites. And torrents and other P2P protocols. And direct browsing by IP address. And chat rooms, email, IM software, and photo sharing sites (including Facebook). And any page with the words "circumvent" and "filter" appearing anywhere on them. And search engines. See, it's easy!

      And all that ignores the kid who goes to Google to search for "I think my friend might hurt themselves, what should I do?" or "breast cancer" or "how to use a condom" or "anorexia support group". The whole thing is ridiculous.

    3. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course those of us who call our ISPs and say "Give me unfiltered internet," will be placed on a separate list, which the government will be able to view on demand & then label us "potential child molesters, rapists, sex offenders". Not immediately of course... some bright politician will pass this "anticrime" measure 2-3 years down the road. (In the U.S. it's already in the works; it's called CISPA.)

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    4. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's worse than that, though.

      Even after you switch off the blocking mode, the filter switches to "subtle innuendo and thinly-veiled disapproval" mode. And did they have to use Stephen Fry's voice?

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    5. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, when I type in bighooters.com so I can go view porn, aren't I "choosing to view it"? What a bunch of redundant censoring bullshit.

    6. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (O) ==8

    7. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You are aware, of course, that knowingly disabling the filter in a household that contains under-18's is almost certainly neglect of a minor. Maybe even 'grooming' them for paedophile activities, if you have the correct mustache...

    8. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 insightful

    9. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I am in the UK (My ISP is BT). Please can I have this button? (is it Firefox compatible or IE6 only?)

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    10. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by ghostdoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are aware, of course, that knowingly disabling the filter in a household that contains under-18's is almost certainly neglect of a minor.

      This.

      But to be honest, they don't even need to enact this legislation. Just allow the rumour to spread that Social Services will take into account whether you've disabled the child safety features provided by your ISP should they ever consider your children's care situation. Risk of having kids taken into care vs internet porn. Easy decision.

      And from here to the next step, websites containing 'terrorist' material, such as that promoting student protests or non-violent demonstrations.

      And from there to the next step, denialist blogs, anti-EU blogs, sites talking about true regional independence...

      Can we go back and have the Child Pornography discussion again, please? If we'd known it would have ended up here we might not have been so quick to agree to blocking that.

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    11. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      This is the UK, remember. They'll want to block 'hate speech' too, even though the term is legally barely-defined. Also, one of the MPs involved has specifically said that the filter isn't for pornography alone but any content harmful to children, specifically citeing as examples pro-anorexia sites and sites that promote suicide.

    12. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by geoffaus · · Score: 1

      How can we show people how stupid this whole "won't someone think of the children!?" argument is?

      have a few more people that say this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNcgTMpcgn0

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    13. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe even 'grooming' them for paedophile activities, if you have the correct mustache...

      So what you're saying is...don't grow a Charlie Chaplin mustache?

    14. Re:Government and Internet don't mix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Can we go back and have the Child Pornography discussion again, please? If we'd known it would have ended up here we might not have been so quick to agree to blocking that."

      Nice one.

      If I recall correctly it was made clear from the beginning: "Either you support us or you stand with the paedophiles". From that moment I've stood firmly with the paedophiles. Anonymous coward only because I don't have a slashdot.org account.

      For the last two years I've realised that most people don't care about censorship so I focus instead on making sure that I and people who do care have access to underground methods of communication. Let those who don't care have their playschool internet, I'm done with them.

  4. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, if they're blocking things they don't like by default, can they do the same for things I don't like? How about we automatically block all religious websites?

  5. That's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its not like they're not allowing you to see it 1984 style, it's just helping avoid that awkward moment when you look up hot dog for a homework assignment and you get to see a lovely picture of a girl getting rammed in the butt. At school. On a projector.

    1. Re:That's fine by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wouldn't say that's fine. They're suggesting that things they don't like should be automatically blocked. What if I said that we should automatically block republican/democrat/religious/atheist websites, for instance? I'm sure there are some people that would like at least a few of those blocked, yet if it was proposed, I believe there would be far more outrage.

      If the schools don't want that happening, they can implement a meaningless block themselves.

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    2. Re:That's fine by Moheeheeko · · Score: 1

      Thats why schools and workplaces have internet filters as dictated by the company, not the government.

    3. Re:That's fine by causality · · Score: 2

      They're suggesting that things they don't like should be automatically blocked. What if I said that we should automatically block republican/democrat/religious/atheist websites, for instance? I'm sure there are some people that would like at least a few of those blocked

      It's difficult to fathom being so grotesquely insecure as to be that deeply threatened by the mere existence of people who disagree with you. These are the people least worthy of getting what they want.

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    4. Re:That's fine by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      It's kinda funny how the people that want government displays of religion (like prayers before meetings and nativity scenes on government property) are never tolerant of anyone but the faith they want making those displays. For example, the destruction of the Wiccan wreath display or the fact that they NEVER let a satanist or non Christian give the prayer.

      Personally I don't mind government allowing private individuals to make displays of religious icons or prayers at government events or on government property as long as those displays are non-discriminatory. That means when the city council opens their meetings with a prayer and the satanist wants to give the prayer one week you have to let him.

    5. Re:That's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another thing that's difficult to fathom is your harsh response, you also forgot a bit that helps to put into context what cheekyjohnson was saying:

      "yet if it was proposed, I believe there would be far more outrage."

      Your also the one sounding threatened.

      I worry that you refer to people who propose mandatory country-wide censorship as "worthy", my taxes will be spent implementing this or I will incur a higher ISP bill because of it, regardless of whether or not I want to view porn.
      Why should I fund something that exists to compensate for somebody's lack of parenting skills or knowledge of the medium? How about funding it by imposing heavy fines on the parents who's children are found to be in possession of porn instead?

    6. Re:That's fine by causality · · Score: 1

      I worry that you refer to people who propose mandatory country-wide censorship as "worthy"

      You could not have more thoroughly failed to comprehend what you read.

      I said they and their ilk are unworthy. They do not deserve to get what they want. Neither them, nor those who think like them (such as a politically-active person who would like to shut down the other party's sites).

      I said I cannot imagine being so insecure that it would actually occur to me to *censor* those who disagree with me.

      That many would be outraged does not cause the remaining small-minded people to cease their desire for censorship.

      Is English a second or third language for you?

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    7. Re:That's fine by Maritz · · Score: 1

      It's difficult to fathom being so grotesquely insecure as to be that deeply threatened by the mere existence of people who disagree with you. These are the people least worthy of getting what they want.

      Difficult to fathom but incredibly common. Humans are at least subconsciously aware that for the most part, getting someone on your side is all about getting to their ear early, i.e. bible belt Americans might claim that they'd still be christians if they were born in Kandahar, but we all know that isn't so.

      So yeah, block everyone else's point of view if and when you get the chance. This is why I imagine the world will probably slip back to despotism at some point. Sadly we seem to be programmed that way. Education can help but it looks like a losing battle at the moment.

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  6. Are you telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...that every 18 year old still living at home, with the legal right to view such material... now has to approach his mother and father and say "Could you please turn the porn on?". This could destroy more lives than the current setup.

    1. Re:Are you telling me... by mindwhip · · Score: 2

      No. because the father probably already did without the knowledge of the mother...

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    2. Re:Are you telling me... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Every 18 year old has the liberty to have sex with any other adult that they want to as well. That doesn't mean they can just drag someone home and have sex on the living room couch whenever they want without asking their parents, or more properly, the owners of the house that they are now technically guests in.

      So, yeah, having to ask your parents to turn on the porn is very inconvenient, but it's not what I would call a serious human rights issue or something particularly onerous.

    3. Re:Are you telling me... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      Or vice versa - the best selling book in the UK is allegedly "Mummy porn". I have not read it myself, but the lurid details have been summarized by media spokes-people I inherently distrust.

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    4. Re:Are you telling me... by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Same thing works in other situations. A man lives alone, and occasionally looks at porn. Then his parents, or girlfriend come to visit, and (People being curious) can't resist a quick check to see if they can access sex.com. And finds that he has unblocked the porn. There follows either a very awkward conversation or an instant dumping. Some people can be very sensitive about this sort of thing.

    5. Re:Are you telling me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always found mummy porn to be a bit dry...

      - T

    6. Re:Are you telling me... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      Every 18 year old has the liberty to have sex with any other adult that they want to as well.

      Non sequitur.

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  7. "active choice-plus" by saibot834 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Me still thinks this is doubleplusungood. If you want to protect your kids, don't let them unsupervised on the Internet when they are still young. You don't let them play on a dangerous road either, do you?

    1. Re:"active choice-plus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't let them play on a dangerous road either, do you?

      My mom lets me play on busy roads, it hasn't been a pr

    2. Re:"active choice-plus" by cornjones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It really isn't that simple. I had always thought that it wouldn't be a problem, put the computer in the main room, not in the kids bedroom and there is at least passing oversight when my son is getting his allotted half hour of 'robots' (some nick jr game he likes). Even now, at 3, he can start to wander through the internet and has stumbled onto some inappropriate sites. Now, I do not beleive the gov't should step in here, but i do need a way to manage what he is seeing.

      I see this 'parents should just parent' complaint a lot but any parent knows you can't be watching your kids all the time while we are running around trying to get dinner on the table and the myriad other things required to keep a house going.

      Enter tablets and smart phones and communication enabled diapers. in 4-5 years, every one of these kids is giong to have a personalized internet device. This idea of a computer in the living room will be completely separate from his primary connection to the internet and I am going to need a way to manage that. My personal plan is to stick a proxy on our network and let it be clear that I have the logs so I will know if you do dumb things but that will only work until they get a little bit sophisticated. While I don't agree w/ gov't stepping in, I have yet to see a workable solution.

    3. Re:"active choice-plus" by Jens+Egon · · Score: 1

      Also, if you want to protect your children, try to protect them from meaningful threaths!

      I keep an eye on what my children do online, but not for fear that they might see a nipple.

      We even have mirrors in the house!

    4. Re:"active choice-plus" by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it's not feasible to fence off or block access to dangerous roads or they would probably do that. I grant that supervision is always the better option, but defense in depth is usually the best strategy. Relying on blocks like this is a terrible idea, but if you really do combine it with proper supervision, it could help. The question is what the disadvantages are of this in other regards.

    5. Re:"active choice-plus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AGAIN

      the solution is to PARENT. Do not permit your children to access YOUR computer unless you are around. You can password protect it, cut off the internet so that your children can only play the games installed on the computer. (while you still can)

      Seriously, it's not unreasonable to ask that people watch their kids.

    6. Re:"active choice-plus" by PRMan · · Score: 1

      K9 is very effective and free. You can also select exactly what you want to block or not block.

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    7. Re:"active choice-plus" by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      You seem to forget - a significant percentage of parents are utterly useless (maybe they did not see enough porn when young?).

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    8. Re:"active choice-plus" by MimeticLie · · Score: 1

      i do need a way to manage what he is seeing.

      And there are a myriad of ways to do that. If you have one computer, there are tons of software options available. If you want to provide coverage for all devices on your network, you can set up OpenDNS on your router.

      I'm sympathetic to the needs of parents to protect their children from unwanted online content, but a legislative solution is absolutely the wrong way to go about it.

    9. Re:"active choice-plus" by Xarius · · Score: 1

      Whitelisted internet mode, this is fucking trivial. Switch it on when your child is on the internet.

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    10. Re:"active choice-plus" by ghostdoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      having played a few online games recently, I'd be more concerned about the other kids out there than the 'inappropriate content' sites. I learned some new words and I'm over 40.

      Also, while I utterly respect your right to bring up your kids in a manner that seems right to you, you may want to consider just allowing them to view porn and deal with the questions. There are several countries that have no (or very lax) restrictions on children's access to porn (Denmark and Sweden for example) compared to the UK, and their kids seem to be much less messed up about sex than British kids as a result.
      The other thing to consider here is that your kids will spend the rest of their lives with open access to any information they want, at the touch of a screen. Their attitudes to information are going to be different. Screening them from the bad things is obviously only a short-term solution. Sooner or later they're going to get access to everything, and you may want to teach them some suitable strategies for dealing with that, rather than just pretending it doesn't exist.

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    11. Re:"active choice-plus" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly will they see that will harm them? If they aren't looking for porn which pre-pubescent children generally aren't interested in, they are not likely to stumble across it (just install an ad-blocker to block dodgy ads). The biggest concern is they'll use it to chat to an unsavoury stranger, although a little education can go a long way against that threat.

    12. Re:"active choice-plus" by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ya know the internet is almost like the real world in that if they ignore your instructions and go into that bad neighborhood they might see things you don't want them to see. So maybe you should treat the internet just like the real world, in that your only solution is to TALK to them about it, educate them on the dangers and then let them learn from your guidance. As long as you don't lie to them they should learn pretty quickly to trust your advice and live mostly within the bounds you set (though just like the real world they are bound to test those limits and discover their own tolerances).

      Yes I understand this is something that evolves over time as the children age, but the key to this whole scenario is that you can't lie to your kids because that will betray the trust and cause them to no believe you. You also have to accept that they might not share you views or morals later in life. People want to protect their kids but they often end up doing much more than protection and actually try to shelter their children. That's harmful IMO, kids need to be aware of the world, its dangers, risks and rewards or your attempts to instruct moral lessons will be lost.

    13. Re:"active choice-plus" by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Even now, at 3, he can start to wander through the internet and has stumbled onto some inappropriate sites

      What do you consider 'inappropiate', and why? Honestly if I'd stumbled onto some porn sites when I was 3 I'd probably have thought "huh, interesting" - and moved on because it didn't interest me for long. I'm really curious as to what damage you think it will do to your child that can't be easily dealt with by your talking to him.

    14. Re:"active choice-plus" by mpe · · Score: 2

      The biggest concern is they'll use it to chat to an unsavoury stranger,

      It really should be a much bigger concern that they will meet some such person in the physical (real) world. Where real harm can happen.
      Just about every computer based chat system has an "ignore" function too. Using such systems is probably one of the least dangerous things someone can do.
      It also appears to be necessary that most abuse (including murder) of children is carried out by relatives (including step and "in law" relatives) of the victims.

    15. Re:"active choice-plus" by Inda · · Score: 1

      When my daughter was three, she was copying words out of children's story books into Google.

      They're not stupid.

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  8. Choice is already in place in Google.. by davecb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... as one can chose "safe search" or not. It seem like a good option for search engines, a possible-but-onerous one for browsers (ask Google if a page is safe?) and a huge expensive kludge for ISPs.

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  9. Ask whether you want to view adult material.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ..and your choice will be logged, along with your IP address and probably your name, so that you choice to view such trash and filth can be used against you by the government at a later date -- such as when they decide to arrest and imprison and/or deport "undesirables" from the UK. Keep being awesome, UK..

  10. I have an even simpler solution by atomicxblue · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How about parents become engaged in their children's lives and be more aware of what websites their children visit? Simple! Problem solved!

    1. Re:I have an even simpler solution by decipher_saint · · Score: 1

      That's crazy talk!

      We all know that children must be raised by strangers on the internet, like the kind of strangers we can trust on television.

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    2. Re:I have an even simpler solution by BeanThere · · Score: 2

      We didn't have this "Internet" thing when I grew up, most people didn't even have computers, and somehow we still got hold of porn.

    3. Re:I have an even simpler solution by s.petry · · Score: 1

      There is a common sense factor you are not applying. Go ahead and Google "brownies" and see what you get. Even properly supervised your kids are going to see lots of bad things. Why? There are a lot of shitty people in the world that do shitty things, and the internet means that they have instant access to everyone as long as they have a connection. Now when a pr0n provider has no ability to set key words, I'll agree with you. Have you ever pulled a pr0n site key word list just for educational purposes?

      Now, is the solution really censorship? Maybe, but perhaps we are not looking at censoring the correct thing.

      Look, it's a great cop out to say "But the Parents". But what would you do if a strip joint tried to open next door to your house assuming you have a family? You protest and don't let them open of course. Is it bad that a person can walk in and see a boob and drink a beer? Of course it's not, but you don't want your children exposed to those people and that lifestyle. Roxxy may be a nice person by the way, but is she the role model you want for your daughter?

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    4. Re:I have an even simpler solution by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=brownies&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=fsjsT5faGKqj0QXZ7KT6DA&biw=1618&bih=986&sei=gMjsT__pLeOm0QWrh-j5DA

      I see delicious food, but nothing else. And that's with safesearch off. I'm sure you can find a word that is both innocent to children and produces a lot of porn, but that isn't one.

    5. Re:I have an even simpler solution by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

      We used to go to the local dump site and grab out porn from there. Gave meaning to the term "dirty porn".

      Oh, and won't someone please think of the porn!

    6. Re:I have an even simpler solution by s.petry · · Score: 1

      My bad, add the word "eat" to the search. The first item on the list is a video about reefer madness, the second is a pot brownie, the third is the urban dictionary definition. Here is the search link in case you are lazy.

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    7. Re:I have an even simpler solution by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      I gave further thought to determining the word which most perfectly combines childlike innocence with an inevitable onslaught of porn. I eventually decided that the most dangerous word is 'milking.' Even this though is easily sanitised by safesearch. Try an image search with safesearch off and you'll get plenty of porn and of a most unsettling type.

    8. Re:I have an even simpler solution by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      Why not? Why does everyone have to work white collar, proper jobs? What is a proper job? Maybe she'll like it, who are we to tell her what to do. Freedom and pursuit of happiness, ring a bell? If she has higher aspirations, she will select another role model.

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    9. Re:I have an even simpler solution by s.petry · · Score: 1

      I think we both agree that the point I started with stands? Blaming parents does not fix the issue since parenting is a very small part of the problem.

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  11. Persuasion A US Idea? by johnos · · Score: 2

    Pity they don't try it with the War on Drugs. Enforcement seems to rule there.

  12. Content Filtering IRL by rjstanford · · Score: 2

    Pornography, at least, is already age-restricted. Asking ISPs to do the same level of filtering that brick-and-mortor stores do, while a little unreasonable, does make a certain amount of sense.

    I would suggest, however, that any laws surrounding that be tied to pre-existing format-neutral regulations. If there's no law prohibiting someone from buying a book that promotes anorexia, for example, why make a ruling that only affects online users?

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    1. Re:Content Filtering IRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pornography, at least, is already age-restricted. Asking ISPs to do the same level of filtering that brick-and-mortor stores do, while a little unreasonable, does make a certain amount of sense.

      I would suggest, however, that any laws surrounding that be tied to pre-existing format-neutral regulations. If there's no law prohibiting someone from buying a book that promotes anorexia, for example, why make a ruling that only affects online users?

      When you try to buy in a brick-and-mortar store, you at least get to see what is on display - which provides transparency. You know exactly *what* you're 'blocked' from buying, there is not some kind of obscure blocklist that noone will ever be able to figure out. Somehow I have the idea that we're not going to have a publicly browsable list of blocked sites for this proposal, nor do I think it will solely rely on the voluntary metatag indications for adult content on websites.

    2. Re:Content Filtering IRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it doesn't.

      What makes more sense is "You can have access to unrestricted internet by putting in your account password"
      DONE. No messing around with stupid crap.

      Without it, they can filter the crap out of anything for all I care. I don't care about kids or their parents prudishness, they are already destroyed before they became an adult, nothing will save them from terrible parents.

    3. Re:Content Filtering IRL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pornography, at least, is already age-restricted. Asking ISPs to do the same level of filtering that brick-and-mortor stores do, while a little unreasonable, does make a certain amount of sense.

      Bullshit. Requiring ISPs to filter is roughly equivalent to expecting people to install age-detecting bollards in the road that block minors from going NEAR the pr0n store.

    4. Re:Content Filtering IRL by Roogna · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But ISP's aren't the equivalent of the Brick and Mortar store. That's the Porn sites themselves.
      This is more like asking the road construction crews to prevent people under 18 from going to the Porn Shops.

    5. Re:Content Filtering IRL by gman003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The *sites* are the ones that should be held to the same standards as brick-and-mortar stores. Having the ISP enforce those rules would be like putting regulations on roads that prevent minors from visiting those brick-and-mortar stores.

      And guess what? The porn sites *already* follow laws designed to keep minors out. Granted, they usually follow US laws instead of UK laws, simply because of statistics (the US has more porn sites per capita than ANY other country, and a rather large population to boot). But they're effectively the same.

    6. Re:Content Filtering IRL by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      There are also a lot of rather shady sites - things existing on the edge of social approval tend to breed such shadyness - that survive through aggressive promotion. Used to be spam, now largely search engine manipulation.

  13. File sharing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Kids probably get more porn from sharing with each other (phones, USB sticks, etc).

    Just like the "old days" when dubious magazines were not allowed to be sold to kids, there were always kids with porn magazines ready to share.

    This block will do nothing to stop any of that. The kids with access will just give to the kids without and the excitement will be that much greater because its "forbidden".

    1. Re:File sharing by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 2

      When I was young we had to draw or write our own porn. It taught me a life-skill I can still use today!

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    2. Re:File sharing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It'd surely raise their grades in art and english class a bit.

  14. Really? by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ministers are suggesting that people should automatically be barred from accessing unsuitable adult material unless they actually choose to view it.

    So, leave it exactly the way it is, then?

    No really, I am trying to think of the last time I saw anything pornographic that I wasn't looking for, and I can't name a single example. Maybe it's because I took two minutes to read Google's tips on how to get good search results? At any rate, this is the very first time in recent memory that I sincerely felt pro-status quo.

    The Internet is a really great thing. Can't we have just one nice thing that the Puritannical busybodies don't fuck up for us? Is it really everyone else's problem if this tiny minority gets offended? Can we just decide to trust the parents to be parents, and accept that if we can't do that, the children have much bigger problems than any censorship is going to fix?

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    1. Re:Really? by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, leave it exactly the way it is, then?

      Bingo. Somebody needs to sit down every public official in the world and very carefully explain, in words of one syllable, with big simple line-art pictures, that the Internet is not television.

      Everything on the internet is only retrievable if you actively ask for it. It is a "pull" medium, unlike every other medium invented so far, which have been "push" mediums. For the first time, if you want to see something, you have to click a link. You can't just tune in a channel and then lie on the couch drooling while imagery is shoved into your face 24/7.

      Yes there was a short period of scripted pop-under hell, when browsers naively allowed sites to open extra windows any time they wanted to. Then the browsers started getting addons blocking that behavior, then they got integrated settings to block that behavior, and then the worst offenders decided it wasn't worth the trouble anymore and the phenomenon disappeared.

      That little snippet of history is a microcosm of the entire Internet concept. The user had to actively do something to invoke the behavior in the first place, and when the user decided they didn't like that behavior, they took steps to eliminate the behavior on their own desktops. This is the way it SHOULD work. It's working perfectly right now. Nothing more needs to be done. If I clicked on a porn link, I already indicated I wanted to see the goddamn content. I don't need to do it twice.

      Sadly for the UK population, they keep electing steadily more nanny-state Puritannical busybodies. Others have already commented on this thread that Orwell's book is rapidly becoming a reality in the UK. Too bad they don't have a constitutional right to freedom of speech.

    2. Re:Really? by causality · · Score: 1

      Bingo. Somebody needs to sit down every public official in the world and very carefully explain, in words of one syllable, with big simple line-art pictures, that the Internet is not television.

      Honestly, I think they do understand that. That's the rub.

      In politics it is often assumed that they would act differently if only they knew better, if only they weren't so ignorant, etc. It's a comforting thought, isn't it?

      Unfortunately stupidity is one of the few faults our leaders tend not to have. Remember that politicians find the free and open exchange of information more threatening than anyone else does.

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    3. Re:Really? by Inda · · Score: 1

      Do a Google Image search for anything you like. On page 20 (if you have your settings set to display 100 results per page) you will find nakedness.

      Seriously, I agree with you fully.

      On a side note, during the last phone contract I was signing up for, the telephonist spoke to me about filtering "inappropriate content". "Block nothing" was my reply and that was the end of the matter.

      I see this goverment interference as no biggy.

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  15. Promoting Featuring by gsslay · · Score: 2

    Where is the line drawn between "promoting" and "featuring"? Who decides where it lies?

    I view a website practically every day that regularly features violence of the most brutal kind. Abuse, murder, assaults, genocide, mass murder, casual, premeditated. It's all there. It's called BBC News. I wouldn't say it is "promoting" violence, but someone else may have a more censorious view on that. Why should they get to decide and not me? Why does my habit of reading this website need "nudged"?

  16. I'm all for blocking the most offensive content by jd2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's block censorship!

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  17. Who gets to decide what's adult content? by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's always the problem with censorship systems.

    For instance, is a picture that is clearly a depiction of Nick Clegg and David Cameron going at it while not showing any private parts qualify as adult content or political speech? How about if they aren't even engaged in sexual activity, but just depicted wearing drag? How about classic artwork, like "Liberty Leading the People", where a breast is clearly visible? How about smutty literature, like Harry Potter lemons, the Song of Soloman, or D.H. Lawrence?

    The line isn't clear, and the answer is usually that the government hires some prude to decide for the rest of us what's ok and what's not.

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    1. Re:Who gets to decide what's adult content? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about a clothing competitors website. I mean, they have girls looking sexy in bikinis and underwear.

      Somebody is bound to try it.

    2. Re:Who gets to decide what's adult content? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that they're wrong, regardless of 'who gets to decide'. It's morally wrong to impose the forced oppression of speech.

  18. Story of two lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine was never allowed to look at porn as a teenager. He was severely punished when a Playboy magazine was found under his mattress. I've never known anyone more sexually suppressed.

    He is now a convicted sex offender. He ordered a video from a website claiming to be of teenage girls. That website was a honeypot. He didn't go to jail, but the constant death threats you get mailed to your house from complete strangers when you're on the sex offender list drove him out of the country. He lives in China now.

    I was always allowed to look at porn if I wanted to. I was allowed to watch the sexually explicit movies on Cinemax, Showtime, etc. I watched Real Sex on HBO as a kid. I looked at all the porn I wanted to on the internet.

    I no longer have an urge to look at porn. I haven't since I was a kid. Got it all out of my system, I guess. I'm now happily married and have a normal and satisfying sex life. No sex convictions.

    Glad I didn't grow up in a house where it's wrong to masturbate.

    1. Re:Story of two lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are in the UK, The Register has the link to the e-consultation:

      http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/06/28/public_consultation_internet_smut_filtering/

      However, several people have already found that they get the details (including email address) of earlier respondents when they use the form (see the comments).

    2. Re:Story of two lives by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 3, Funny

      a Playboy magazine was found under his mattress.

      Thus began his downfall...

      Proof that pornography turns well-adjusted individuals into sex offenders!

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    3. Re:Story of two lives by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      My history of such things is complicated. I am highly atypical. I was rather messed up due to complicated mental health stuff I won't go into. But porn - or more precisely, sexual roleplay online - is the best thing that could have happened to me. It turned me from a hopelessly maladjusted prude into... well, a more helpfully maladjusted non-prude. But I can post this - when I was fourteen, the very mention of sex would have me paralysed. I couldn't stand to have my eyes open during some scenes of The Human Body in case I glimpsed something. It'd have been a serious disability to be like that, as an off-color joke could have left me stunned for ten minutes. Now, thanks entirely to porn, I am no longer repressed to the point of inability to function when sex is mentioned. True, I spend rather a lot of evenings in fantasies online involving owls - but almost every good friend I have I met through an adult roleplay community.

  19. Promoting Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >This is partly based on 'Nudge' theory, a U.S. concept which states that persuasion, rather than enforcement, can be an effective way of changing behavior."

    This "Nudge theory" has proven only to be the bullshit of "we're okay with letting private entities to automatically enroll and then subsequently allow customers to opt-out instead of an opt-in".. regarding a system of what is essentially censorship.

    That being said I don't think any major U.S. telcos do this, yet. What the FUCK do you care if I'm looking at legal porn? What the fuck do I care that you know? It's not like you don't know all the data I'm sending anyways. What's next, want to post a public list with my name and address on it as a 'peruser of adult content'?

    Thank god we grew out of this shit 40 years ago.. better watch out! The communists, oops, terrorists, will get you next!

    Fuck you too, terrorists.. I don't want or need your fear in my life, and I'm not interested in invoking fear on others. I reject it.

    Fuck you fear, in all of your myriad of forms in this world. Realizing that, as you collapse down the categories of all things human, it is all due to the motivating force between you and love. And I choose love.

    I love you, fear, for driving me to this understanding.

    I love you, web filter, for hopefully driving others to understand the very same concept. That you are a piece of fear and should be rejected by all those who seek to free themselves from such.

    1. Re:Promoting Fear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole nudge concept is profoundly evil and illiberal to begin with. Even the explanation that Slashdot duly quoted contains doublespeak. Nudge is not about persuasion in the commonly understood sense of the word at all; instead of persuading people to do what you want you make it more cumbersome to do otherwise. It's the mentality of a sociopath: rather than viewing people as human beings, with a mind and character and rights and so on, they're viewed as objects, to influence, to manipulate, to have them act out your will, whether it's in their own best interests or not.

    2. Re:Promoting Fear by sgbett · · Score: 1

      Excellently put. Alas, today is no mod point day.

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  20. Websites promoting suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such a thing could only be written by someone telling others to do something they themselves haven't done.

    1. Re:Websites promoting suicide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like describing heaven or hell?

  21. You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this is something people want, I'm sure there are companies willing to sell them an appliance that plugs in between the internet and their home network. It's not rocket science. And it will be more difficult to get around if they sell a nice little locking box with room for the DSL modem/wireless router/whatever with it.

  22. Re:UK has always been a womans country. In Mens Co by fustakrakich · · Score: 0
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  23. So doctors will not receive their fields updates, by kandresen · · Score: 1

    I once worked for an ISP and we did try to help our clients with central filters against spam, however, general filters we found quick enough could not be applied as part of our recipients were employed in Pharmacies, were doctors, where system administrators who wanted updates about the latest threats, and the list goes on. Essentially whatever we tried to filter had legitimate use too! Sure we can say the hotel doctors/pharmacists need to find alternative ways to communicate, but they are not alone.

    I think this type of legislation typically cause more problems than it is worth.

  24. Block them from PORN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YEAH, BECAUSE THAT HURTS ANYONE.

    How about you block them from social networking.
    That has killed far more people than I think porn has ever actually killed anyone. (outside of the what the UK is trying to become, a prudish country who kills those who have any sort of interest in the sexuality of the body)

    Fucking prudes, get the fuck out my country. All of you.

    1. Re:Block them from PORN? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      You are missing the point: it is certain that the blocking will completel hopeless, blocking important sites (education, health, etc) while failing to block new porn sites that have not yet been identified as such. That is, assuming anyone has a way to define what actually IS porn (which has never been achieved in a UK court - the failure to define porn in UK courts has disgraced several UK government).

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  25. Dupe by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or this story regarding UK internet censorship reappears here every few months? And it's always some sort of "consideration".

    Why not post this when it's a concrete story, and not just a politician trying to gain some popularity using empty rhetoric?

    1. Re:Dupe by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      Because then it is too late. Much better to inform people beforehand so they can (hopefully) prevent it, rather than trying to get it undone after the fact.

    2. Re:Dupe by slasho81 · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. It's no use calling wolf again and again. It'll just cause habituation. When the real deal comes, no one will rise to the oppose it.

    3. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is something that is being proposed, now is the time for those that are affected by this and opposed to it to contact their MP and let them know why it is bad.

      I admit I didn't RTFA so I don't know if there is anything new that wasn't in the last article, but this article does at least serve as a reminder for people to actually do something before it is too late.

    4. Re:Dupe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Much better to inform people beforehand so they can (hopefully) prevent it,
      >so they can prevent it

      You've never been to the UK, have you?

    5. Re:Dupe by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      missed my point. It's no use calling wolf again and again. It'll just cause habituation. When the real deal comes, no one will rise to the oppose it.

      If nobody cries "wolf" to raise opposition to it, it can become the real deal. You have to react every time they bring it up. If you get bored after the 10th time, they get it through on the 11th.

      I see this happening in local politics all the time, our "representative" keeps proposing stupid projects that damage the environment and line the pockets of companies she is friends with. Community groups oppose it. It's dropped. Next year she tries again. Repeat. Community groups rarely last more than a few years, one year there is nobody watching in the brief window you have to raise an official objection and she gets it through.

  26. Who choses what is problematical content? by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    One of the key problems with anything like this (opt-in, opt-out, forced-opt-in if you are Chinese, or anything else) is the question of who gets to chose what should be blocked. Where should lines be drawn?

    There are some very vocal groups who would have any information about family planning and sexual health blocked because they think that complete ignorance is going to save their kids' futures, which as you can tell from my wording I very much don't agree with.

    Likewise by the same definitions religious groups would use to try classify content as sexual or violent (or both), the Bible should most definitely be banned. I'm guessing this double standard will be brushed under the carpet.

    Beyond the specification question of how we classify the content: how do those rules get implemented? Any automated classification will produce masses of false positive while letting much "bad" content through, and will probably be quite easy for content providers to "game". Any system of human intervention will be costly (probably prohibitively so) in terms of employing those people and is similarly prone to bad decisions (though due to bias more than misunderstanding). Either way there would need to be some form of appeals process for the system to have any credence what-so-ever/ They could use existing content classification services of course - but can you name one that is does not suffer from the above problems?

  27. Think of the kids! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of the kids! Unplug the internet completely from life is the only way to stop them from seeing anything on the internet that "adults" don't want them to see, as well as burn all books, magazines, etc. Turn it completely off and remove it all, only the spoken word should exist. Think of the kids. Did we learn nothing from the book "nineteen eighty four" and the movie "Caveman" staring Ringo Starr? Sure you can more easily remove pictures and video from the internet and block it, but what about text? Words will just change to mean something else. Look at the word FAG it use to mean a cigarette now it means a derogatory word against a group of people. You must cut the language up and remove the ability for people to express things in a sexual manner which is impossible. just remember you are Bobo and you ZuggZugg your partner.

  28. So children answer, "Yes, show me the porn!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Children would be a hell of a lot better off if they were familiar with the naked human form. Humanity managed to raise children before we had clothing so seeing the nude human form can't possibly be harmful or we wouldn't be here. Early children would have seen or at least heard adults engaging in sexual acts but that didn't seem to stop humanity either. All this worry over porn is just people who want to tell other people how to live their lives. If the naked human form was presented as a thing of beauty to children growing up they probably wouldn't develop affinities for "forbidden" imagery.

  29. "Active choice plus" eh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got just as much choice without filtering.

  30. I guess that many thousands of horny teenagers... by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    ...will choose the option "Yes, I want to see adult content."

    And to be honest, speaking from experience as a child of the internet-free 80s, it is much better to wank off to real porn than to mail order catalogue models and used old adult magazines.

  31. Re:So doctors will not receive their fields update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right. The proper way to solve this "problem" (and im not so sure it is a legit problem that should concern the government), would be to commision or otherwise incentivise the software industry to develop cheap and easy software that deals with this issue.

    They have many tools at their disposal for this such as offering tax advantages or handing out kickstart money. They could even go the less democratic route and simply hire a large software firm to develop some jack of all trades filtering package that works on the major operating systems (or atleast Windows, OSX, Android/linux).

    The program could simply be a one click installer which uses some reasonable defaults that match the average family (only attempt to block extreme violence, porn and the like). And it could offer a simple (grossly oversimplified) checklist that allows the owner/parent to select if they want to allow/disallow certain topics.

  32. Question for all the censors and Net Mods: by ReallyEvilCanine · · Score: 1

    "How is it that you manage to look at all this filth and horror and remain a mentally healthy member of society?"

  33. After they take your pr0n... by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    Then they will come for your guns...

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    1. Re:After they take your pr0n... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They can have my guns, but never my porn.

      They can have my porn when they pry it from my raw, slimy hand.

    2. Re:After they take your pr0n... by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 1

      Then they will come for your guns...

      This is the UK. They came for their guns a long time ago.

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  34. There's no harm in children seeing porn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... just like there's no harm in children getting their knees bruised from time to time and whatnot. It's part of life, really. It's probably not really interesting until puberty anyway, except as in a hushhush-we're-not-supposed-to-see-this manner. If it frightens some kids, they'll stay away from it.

    The fact is that in the world we live in, you can easily choose to see or even cause yourself some pretty horrible things. This was true before the internet arrived, and true afterwards. Porn is benign, even if 95% is incredibly fake and shallow.

  35. Double-plus filtering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They should take this a ways further -- requiring anyone who wants to access adult content to fill out and sign a form to mail to the government. And be added to the sex offender registry.

  36. The title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the way it reads, I thought that only adult material could be viewed

  37. An idea... by tool462 · · Score: 1

    So they're going to pre-filter all offensive content?
    At least they're willing to turn that off when the user requests it, but I wonder if they could provide something a little more tailored to my needs.
    Can I pre-filter to see ONLY the offensive content? It would get me what I'm looking for much more quickly. It would be like Rule 34 for the entire internet!

  38. not just porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's anything the government doesn't like, according to TFS.

    If they need Mary Poppins to work their internets for them, I'm fine with it.

    UK can pretty much fuck off. They don't offer anything to the rest of the world. The islands could sink into the sea, and nobody would care, and nothing of value would be lost.

    It's true. Go suck a joffo cake, spit spot.

    1. Re:not just porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be awfully insulting if you were a person of any relevance whatsoever, thankfully you're not. Phew.

  39. circumvention by petes_PoV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The point isn't to be hard to circumvent(in a technical sense),

    it doesn't need to be hard to circumvent the filters to prevent people from doing it. It just needs to be illegal.

    it's the same as hacking into a site. The law doesn't stop you from being prosecuted if the site had lousy security - the "But M'Lud, it wasn't burglary the door had an easy lock" defence is a myth. If the law is drafted so that intent to circumvent is illegal then the strength of the lock-out doesn't matter.

    And if ISPs know which sites are banned for the opt-in's it will know which of it's opt-in'd users are trying to access them. If there is then some traffic flow from that banned site the only question is whether the ISP has a duty to report it. Until the law is written we will have no idea just how draconian it will be.

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    politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
  40. If you took all the porn off the Internet, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... there would be only one site left: bring-back-the-porn.com.

  41. Leaked opt-in form by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Here is a leaked copy of the "pornography" section of the opt-in form:

    UK Ministry of Internet Freedom Opt-in form (DRAFT)

    Please check the boxes for any content you wish to view.

    Pornography:
    [ ] Masturbation, manual
    [ ] Masturbation, unpowered sex toys
    [ ] Masturbation, powered sex toys
    [ ] Vaginal intercourse
    [ ] Oral intercourse
    [ ] Anal intercourse
    [ ] Intercourse, 3 or more partners
    [ ] Hentai, non-tentacle-rape
    [ ] Tentacle rape hentai
    [ ] Tranny
    [ ] Scat
    [ ] Bestiality
    [ ] Furry
    [ ] Vore
    [ ] Goatse, 2g1c, 1m1j, lemon party

    Date:__________
    Print name: ____________
    Sign: ___________

    --
    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    1. Re:Leaked opt-in form by Sesostris+III · · Score: 1

      Checking the 'Bestiality' box would have interesting consequences - it is illegal to view such material in the UK!

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      You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough. - Blake
    2. Re:Leaked opt-in form by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Actually now that I think of it, scat is illegal in the UK too (I remember the stupid reason for outlawing it - a serial killer was into it).

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      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
  42. Why do they want to change my behavior? by NoSalt · · Score: 0

    "This is partly based on 'Nudge' theory, a U.S. concept which states that persuasion, rather than enforcement, can be an effective way of changing behavior."

    Why do they want to change my behavior? What is "wrong" (i.e., in need of changing) about wanting to view adult content if you are an adult?

  43. Programming contest to start the effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to get automatic controls accurate, perhaps a good approach would be to open up a contest to produce suitable software. I predict the first challenge ("Implement an efficient nipple detector in PHP") will create a massive surge in the skills (is that what we're calling it today?) of budding web hackers, which would be a win-win: killing two pigs with one bird, as it were.

    Off to start my research.

  44. oh no! by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    now kids wont be able to see youtube videos of my cats playing. perhaps "pussy on pussy action" wasnt the best choice of titles.

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    Anons need not reply. Questions end with a question mark.
  45. Uh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when is it the government's responsibility to "change behavior" of its own people?

  46. How is the list controlled? by Hamfist · · Score: 1

    An opt-in system may make sense, but when it comes to material some find objectionable the opt-in list itself becomes and issue. Who controls the publication of the list? Will employers or political enemies use the list to smear or block people? Opt-in lists provide a chilling effect.

    When one goes to buy a porn mag in a bricks and mortar store, one can pay by cash and remain anonymous as the store may check identification but is not required to make record of it. Not so with an opt-in system.

    I for one do not like an opt-in for censored material system.

  47. CleanFeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You sir are no longer correct. The UK is already using CleanFeed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleanfeed_%28content_blocking_system%29), a sophisticated transparent proxy system. All UKs ISPs must use it. Most people don't know it exists. Canada also has it. Australia is considering it.

    Apparently if you don't like it, you can try your hand at tricking it into revealing the blocked website.

    1. Re:CleanFeed by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Cleanfeed occasionally breaks things, like the infamous wikipedia incident. It's a minor annoyance when that happens - but remember that it doesn't have an opt-out so all traffic can be treated equally, and it only actually applies the filtering to a handful of IP addresses, and the size of the filter blacklist is quite tiny. If you try to apply that to porn with an opt out, then you'll need to use a blacklist several orders of magnitude larger, plus content analysis (Which is hard!), and the ISP will need routers that can keep opt-out traffic going around the filter. You can also forget about manual review of blocked sites like Cleanfeed uses: There is simply too much porn on the internet for that. So it'll be like Cleanfeed, except many times slower, less reliable, more expensive and more error-prone.

    2. Re:CleanFeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All UKs ISPs must use it.

      Incorrect, only the Big Six with userbases > 400,0000 subscribers are required to implement blocking.

      BT uses Cleanfed, other ISPs use their own solutions.

  48. Now 6th graders can't report on breast cancer by jsepeta · · Score: 1

    big government, small-minded ideology. fuck you, britain.

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    Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
  49. oblig Simpsons reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    am I the only one who read that & immediately thought of the following exchange between Homer & Dr Hibbert:

    Hibbert: the best tonic is chronic!
    Homer: but doc, isn't marajuana or "dope" illegal?
    Hibbert: {laughs} only for those who enjoy it! medical marajuana is perfectly legal in this state...

  50. Now blocking all immorality?! by hughbar · · Score: 1

    Given the news about Barclays today: www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-18622264 perhaps we should block all the banking sites too...and the arms dealers. Oh wait, they have friends in [what we laughingly call] our government don't they?

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    On y va, qui mal y pense!
  51. De-evolution. Purposefull uneducation. Die Humans! by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

    Some "undeveloped" peoples run around nearly naked. Their sons and daughters know what penises, vaginas and breasts are. They help to cook food, and thus see the gory innards of slain beasts.

    In the developed world most of their children have no clue that opposite sexes even exist. Children often know the issue of "where babies come from" is uncomfortable to their parents long before they even learn the truth. They're vastly undereducated as to the urges their hormones bring... They have little sense of the finality of death, or of nature. They bring their own children up in the same fashion, where censorship is more easily condoned, where ignorance is praised, where they don't abhor violence or war.

    Goodbye Humans. You've decided to destroy yourselves. I'll have no part in it.

  52. Dear user by jopet · · Score: 3, Funny

    the page you clicked shows a class III unsuitable image. If you want to view the image, please insert your chip-ID and register at the national pervert clearing house as a class III disturbed person. Under the protect the children from perverts act this information will be shared with the appropriate partners to prevent any danger to children, future spouses or working colleages of both genders (class III, thats disgusting, you should be ashamed of yourself!!).
    Click OK to proceed or Cancel to abort.
    Note: the attempt has been logged.

    1. Re:Dear user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Almost 40 years after the PC has gone mainstream and we still have troglodytes ruling the roost.

      Dear user's comment is close to the bone. A repressionist government bowing the whinging whining toffs who are too scared by the perversion of one of life's core activities.

      Scare users with misplaced peer pressure - go one, ostracise people for curiosity. But be aware the pendulum swings and the other side is anarchy.

  53. Re:I'm all for blocking the most offensive content by antdude · · Score: 1

    Let's block everything! :P

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    Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
  54. Better than JUDEN beliefs and laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.waylanderskeep.com/2009/12/jewish-talmud-quotes/

    ****

    1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."

    2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."

    3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."

    4. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."

    5. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."

    6. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."

    7. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."

    8. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."

    9. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the Law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the Law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely, if by so doing, Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people."

    10. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them."

    11. Baba Necia 114, 6: "The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."

    12. Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: "When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves."

    13. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L: "Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night."

    14. Aboda Sarah 37a: "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."

    16. Gad. Shas. 2:2: "A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."

    17. Tosefta. Aboda Zara B, 5: "If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible."

    18. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 388: "It is permitted to kill a Jewish denunciator everywhere. It is permitted to kill him even before he denounces."

    19. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348: "All property of other nations belongs to the Jewish nation, which, consequently, is entitled to seize upon it without any scruples."

    20. Tosefta, Abda Zara VIII, 5: "How to interpret the word 'robbery.' A goy is forbidden to steal, rob, or take women slaves, etc., from a goy or from a Jew. But a Jew is NOT forbidden to do all this to a goy."

    21. Seph. Jp., 92, 1: "God has given the Jews power over the possessions and blood of all nations."

    22. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 156: "When a Jew has a Gentile in his clutches, another Jew may go to the same Gentile, lend him money and in turn deceive him, so that the Gentile shall be ruined. For the property of a Gentile, according to our law, belongs to no one, and the first Jew that passes has full right to seize it."

    23. Schulchan Aruch, Johre Deah, 122: "A Jew is forbidden to drink from a glass of wine which a Gentile has touched, because the touch has made the wine unclean."

    24. Nedarim 23b: "He who desires that none of his vows made during the year be valid, let him stand at the beginning of the year and declare, 'Every vow which I may make in the future shall be null'. His vows are then invalid."

    ****

    See what Jews think of non jews (goyim or gentile).

  55. But, what if you search for porn and get physics! by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

    Their attraction was undeniable. Fully exposed, their bodies drew rapidly closer. Nearness awakened every fiber of each form to the other's. Her lithe curves and easy undulation betrayed her ample experience, some of which she would soon impart to him. Her awesome presence caused him to quake softly in response, this being his first time.

    With only her incredible closeness she called forth the very tip of his being. Their bodies touched first only at a single point, from which searing waves of heat rushed forth, mirrored in them both, ripping away all resistance to their inevitable purpose. An ageless eternity passed between them in a moment, and instantly all of her knew all of him.

    When their intense furious coupling had subsided, she drifted at the edge of his perception. The heart of his being was left glowing brighter than a billion suns. No one knew what seed had been planted that day, but it was certain he was changed and could never be the same again.

    -The Big Bang
    A story of Universal creation by VortexCortex

    This story is so offensive to "Puritanical busybodies" on so many levels, that I email it to them in a response to their Kitty Porn, and I never hear from them again.

  56. I for one by superwiz · · Score: 2

    think this is a direct effect of all the Nouveau Russ immigrants settling in London. Before you know, they'll be opening their Korova bars and London will be overran with the gangs of overdressed gangs of teenagers. We need liberally minded approaches to enforcement... The kinds which influence the mind in subtle ways... through re-purposing associations. Oh, where have I seen this movie before. And why is it that every generation thinks it's so important to ruin the fun for the generation after? Life is inherently dangerous. Prudence is learned through experience... not through sheltering. And absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    Any guest worker system is indistinguishable from indentured servitude.
  57. This is actually a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it. Up to now, internet privacy/restrictions has been somewhat esoteric as far as the general population is considered. A move like this will pretty much affect Joe public in a rather direct way. Nothing like a move that will piss off the masses.

  58. really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Page 3 ?

    seriously, and also who asked the government to protect the children, shouldn't that be the parents job ?

  59. Clickjacking by tepples · · Score: 1

    If I clicked on a porn link, I already indicated I wanted to see the goddamn content.

    Have you ever tried to click on something, but your mouse slipped and you clicked on something else? Or the page scrolled or reflowed and you clicked on something else? Or another window or floating div popped up and you clicked on something else?

    1. Re:Clickjacking by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      Only very rarely, and I never ended up at a site serving "objectionable content" when I did. Oddly, it's the mainstream sites that link-crowd and popup divs late. Those techniques are beneath the porn sites.

  60. Don't stuff beans up your nose by tepples · · Score: 1

    There are some very vocal groups who would have any information about family planning and sexual health blocked because they think that complete ignorance is going to save their kids' futures, which as you can tell from my wording I very much don't agree with.

    As I understand it, advocates of ignorance operate under the assumption that knowledge breeds experimentation. Saying "Don't stuff beans up your nose" will lead only to kids stuffing beans up their noses.

    Likewise by the same definitions religious groups would use to try classify content as sexual or violent (or both), the Bible should most definitely be banned.

    The true categories are probably "sexual and not spirit-inspired" and "violent and not spirit-inspired".

    Any system of human intervention will be costly (probably prohibitively so)

    Then the cheapest thing to do is just to ban everything. The next cheapest is to pass on the cost of classification to the producer of any work that is required to be classified, which already happens with movies and video games.

  61. The Internet doesn't deal with "content" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think one of the often overlooked aspects of the whole internet filtering debacle is that ISPs deal with packets of data, not "content".

    When I subscribe to an internet connection with an ISP, I want an internet connection, not a content delivery channel. I want something which lets my device have an IP address and allows me to send and receive data to and from the IP addresses of other devices on the internet, including DNS servers. That's it. That's all I want. Almost anything more complicated is a waste of money, which undoubtedly will get passed on to me in the form of a higher subscription fee. Not to mention it will probably degrade the quality of service and interfere with my device's ability to communicate with other devices.

    By forcing ISPs to provide filtering, the government will be forcing ISPs to provide content delivery channels instead of internet connections. They will be forced to devise and employ elaborate and failure-prone techniques for analysing and categorising data packets as "content", so that they can treat them as "content" rather than just plain old data.

    Of course, this whole problem comes about because politicians and other prominent figures now use the Web, conflate it with The Internet, don't understand how it works and then assume that all the niceties and affordances they see on individual websites could be extended to the entire Internet by any brain-dead low-paid sysadmin simply by cliking on a nice, big, user-friendly button.

    If only someone could explain the OSI Layer Model to David Cameron, maybe a crisis could be averted.

    1. Re:The Internet doesn't deal with "content" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and I forgot to add that, once you start "content-izing" the Internet, you begin to chip away at the open, neutral nature of the network and destroy the technological climate and environment that originally made it possible for new, innovative, useful, liberating and exciting Internet-based things to come about.