Ask Slashdot: VPN Service For a Deployed US Navy Ship?
shinjikun34 writes "I am currently stationed on a U.S. Navy ship deployed in a country with restrictive internet policies. We are currently in the process of setting up an entertainment internet connection for the crew to use in their downtime. I suggested (and was thereby tasked with finding) a VPN service that would support 100 to 500 devices, have an end point inside the continental United States, be reasonably priced, and secure/trustworthy. Something that is safe to use for banking and other financial affairs. Ideally, it would be fast enough to support several VoIP calls (Skype, Google Voice, etc) along side online gaming, with possible movie/music streaming. It will need an end point in the U.S. to allow for use of Google Books, Netflix, Hulu, and other services that restrict access based on region. I, in all honesty, have no idea where to begin searching, and I ask the good folks of Slashdot to aid me in my quest. One of the main requirements I was given is that the company has to be trustworthy. And it has to be a company — computer in someone's closet hosting a VPN isn't acceptable to the Navy. What services would Slashdot recommend? (I understand that our connection without a VN probably won't be able to handle the described load, but I would prefer a VN service that offers capacity above our need. That way when T/S'ing the connection, the VPN can be at least partially ruled out.)"
The NSA is tasked with securing such communication and you should regardless of classification of data be using their equipment or at least an approved system. In that way you know that you at least are protected from your provider.
Your users shouldn't even know you'd doing jack to their connection except to show as a US IP address. There should be no identifying information that points that IP to any military activity.
I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
Then respect the laws of that country and don't try to bypass their Internet policies.
Foreign laws don't apply on an American warship, which are considered US territory. I learned this in a very practical sense many decades ago, when I was on an LPH in the South China Sea. We picked up a load of Vietnamese boat people, including a pregnant women. During the stress of the transfer she went into labor, and the baby was born on the deck of our ship. When we returned to Subic Bay, all the refugees were transferred to a refugee camp. Except the woman and her baby. They were taken to the US Naval Hospital, and then flown to the USA. Since the baby had been born on the deck of an American warship (US Territory) it was an American citizen, not a refugee.
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Login, Inc.
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This article has to be one of the best trolls to have even been done here on Slashdot. Not only did it get the editors to put it on the front page, but it also has most everyone actually taking it seriously.