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Ubuntu Can't Trust FSF's Secure Boot Solution

sfcrazy writes "The Free Software Foundation recently published a whitepaper criticizing Ubuntu's move to drop Grub 2 in order to support Microsoft's UEFI Secure Boot. The FSF also recommended that Ubuntu should reconsider their decision. Ubuntu's charismatic chief, Mark Shuttleworth, has responded to the situation during an interview, and explained the reason they won't change their stand on dropping Grub 2 from Ubuntu. Shuttleworth said, 'The SFLC advice to us was that the FSF could require key disclosure if some OEM screwed up. As nice as it is that someone at the FSF says they would not, we have to plan for a world where leaders change and institutional priorities change. The FSF wrote a licence that would give them the rights to take specific actions, and it's hard for them to argue they never would!'"

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  1. They expect OEMs to lock machines down? by makomk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The SFLC advice to us was that the FSF could require key disclosure if some OEM screwed up.

    So in other words they're anticipating not only that OEMs are going to accidentally or intentionally ship machines running Ubuntu that are locked down so that you cannot boot your own kernels on them but also that they won't be able to convince the OEMs to fix their broken BIOSes to allow users to run their own code. By not using GRUB2 they ensure that said OEMs would have no legal obligations to allow you to run the code you wanted on the PC you'd just bought.

    1. Re:They expect OEMs to lock machines down? by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It gets better. Ubuntu is assuming this lockdown will be happening with OEMs they have a contractual relationship with.

      Think about it. I put out Unknown Hacker Linux with a boot loader signed by me. I publish it on my website somewhere. Evil Bit Computers downloads it and installs my public key into the firmware of machines that they then sell to the public in a totally locked state. A buyer of one of those machines decides they want to wipe the preload and install Windows 8. They go Evil Bit and demand they keys per the GPL3 and get an Evil Laugh(TM). Then they come to me and demand the signing key and I tell them, I feel your pain but I'm sorry I can't do that because it would compromise every machine installed with packages signed by that key. And they couldn't do a darned thing to me legally because I have no relationship to Evil Bit Computers. If push came to shove Evil Bit could be required to issue new firmware allowing rekeying or they could be barred from distribution of GPL3 software. But I'd never see the inside of the courthouse.

      And now you know why I have never considered Ubuntu. Never could say why, but they have always given off a 'wrong' vibe. Best explanation would be the short story _Young Zaphod Plays It Safe._ Just an undefined unease with em.

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  2. Re:Ubuntu understands users by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Until Windows 9 requires that Secure Boot can't be turned off and you can't install new keys if you want to ship with a 'Windows compatible' sticker.

    FSF may be fruitcakes at times, but on this they're correct. 'Secure Boot' should have been named 'Windows lockin'.

  3. Good riddance by Hatta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Grub2 is an epic piece of shit anyway.

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  4. Re:Ubuntu understands users by SuricouRaven · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because:
    1. Once the technology is deployed, it requires only altering one line of a contract to kill linux on the desktop.
    2. Because being able to ensure the OS hasn't been tampered with by the hardware owner is vital for any attempt to make effective DRM schemes.

  5. Re:Ubuntu understands users by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While FSF just tries to fight their ideological war, Ubuntu takes less hard road and understands why Microsoft needs to employ secure boot. Good for them, and better for Linux.

    How is this good for users? Restricted boot environments are about DRM, not about securing the system from malware. Canonical does not care about whether or not people can use the computers they own in the manner they wish to use them, so how is that a good thing?

    I do not want to choose between Fedora and Ubuntu; I want to use whatever distro I fancy, and I want to be able to switch distros without jumping through hoops (yes, there are hoops to jump through now; this move by Canonical does nothing to advance any solution to that problem).

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  6. Mandatory Warning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Serious Sandwich, aka Bonch, Sharklaser, Tech* etc is one of a number of sockpuppet accounts established and maintained by Burson Marsteller on behalf of Microsoft.

    Their presence in this discussion means comments and moderation will be slanted to emphasize their client's viewpoint.

    Treat all commenters in this discussion with suspicion and derision. Do not post or reply to posts yourself.

    1. Re:Mandatory Warning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, whoever he is he's factually wrong.

      UEFI booting has absolutely nothing to do with boot sectors. Secure boot is part of (A superset of?) UEFI booting. A system doing a UEFI neither needs, looks for, nor cares about the boot sector.

      Boot sectors are part of the old, old, old legacy boot method where you had to chain larger and larger bits of code to jump the CPU in to its newer, more powerful modes. More or less, the sytem starts in a mode so dumb it can only run a few bytes of code. It can't read or interperate filesystems. It cant jump in to a modern 32 or 64bit kernel I can't do anything but read very simple code from a fixed location. This location is the boot sector, and it's always sector 0. This code calls a larger boot loader, then a larger one, then eventually reaches a point where it can start up a modern operating system.

      UEFI is actually a tiny OS that can read partitions/filesystems directly and can call a modern UEFI compatable boot loader directly. Now, not to say you can't subvert your modern UEFI bootloader. (Thats what secure boot is all about) But it certianly has nothing to do with boot sectors.

  7. I Call Bullshit. by darkonc · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Canonical can't be held responsible for somebody else's screw-up. If Canonical distributes GRUB consistent with the GPL3, then there responsibility is done. If somebody else screws up by distributing GRUB in a non-conformant way, then all they can do is ask canonical to distribute their private key to get the manufacturer's bacon out of the fire. Canonical would then be free to laugh at them.

    It seems to me that Canonical is missing the bigger piece -- which is that the vibrancy of Ubuntu depends on the wider vibrancy of Linux. If Ubuntu jumps into Microsoft's lifeboat and leaves the rest of the GNU/Linux community to sink or swim, Canonical is ultimately slitting their own throat slowly.

    Trusting Microsoft over the FSF seems foolhardy at best.

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    1. Re:I Call Bullshit. by LourensV · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the reason for the SFLC's advice regarding having to reveal th key is that Canonical distributes updates directly. Here's the scenario:

      1. The OEM sells a PC with Ubuntu preloaded and the BIOS locked.
      2. The user buys the PC and then updates GRUB2 to a newer version supplied from the Ubuntu repositories. It'll install fine, because it's been signed by Canonical, and the Canonical key is in the BIOS.
      3. User wants to modify GRUB2. They get the sources from Canonical, modify, recompile, and try to install. The computer won't boot, because their modified version is missing a signature.

      This means that Canonical is violating the Tivoisation clause in the GPLv3. Canonical is redistributing GRUB2 to the user, and the licence won't let them do that unless they also provide the user with everything they need to be able to change GRUB2 and load it onto their computer just as they're doing with the original they were given. Since Canonical can't unlock the BIOS (only the OEM can), the only way they can fulfil those requirements is by giving out their key.

  8. Re:Ubuntu understands users by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't understand why Microsoft requires secure boot. Care to explain?

    Here is but one example: the market for video games is billions of dollars, and while a lot of that money is in consoles and phones, there is still plenty in PC games. The problem is that on my PC, I can modify the game in arbitrary ways -- I can remove a license check, I can cheat (BIG problem in MMOs), etc. The reason I can do this is that the OS has no good way to stop me -- even if Windows tried to prevent me from running unsigned code, I can run a program before Windows even boots up to get around that restriction.

    Thus restricted boot environments become a necessity for Microsoft to turn Windows into a DRM-friendly platform. DRM on PCs is not dead, it was just on vacation while the big players worked on a way to sneak in restricted boot environments. No more grabbing secret keys out of running processes, no more replacing WoW DLLs to cheat, no more patching software to evade license checks. That's why Microsoft requires this.

    That is also why we need to fight back against this.

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  9. Shuttleworth isn't being entirely candid by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm sure the SFLC did tell him that a mistake by an OEM could force disclosure of the signing key. But notice he doesn't say explicitly that they told him it could force disclosure of Canonical's signing key. That's because I'm pretty sure they didn't tell him that. Think about it. The logic here is that an action that breaches the GPLv3 by a downstream distributor (the OEM) could force the upstream to correct the breach. Now, suppose I put that in the context of code: I distribute a GPLv3'd piece of software, you receive it from me, modify it and distribute the modified version. If Shuttleworth's argument is correct, then I am in breach of the GPLv3 because I'm not distributing the source code to your modifications as required by the GPLv3. But that's obvious nonsense, since I'm only required to distribute the source code to the software I'm distributing and I'm not distributing your modifications at all. Only you're doing that, and the only way you can pass your obligations back to me is if you're me in the legal sense (ie. a wholly-owned subsidiary company or a division of my company) or if I've signed a contract with you to take on those obligations for you.

    So I suspect that while Canonical would be required to distribute any tools needed to create signed bootloaders and the keys needed for the BIOS to boot them, unless they're distributing the actual hardware it'd be on the OEM (who selected the hardware) to take any steps necessary to comply with the GPLv3 as regards the hardware (ie. either choose a BIOS that allowed keys to be enrolled or Secure Boot to be disabled, or distribute their own signing keys). Of course that could place the OEMs in a bind: if they used Canonical's signed binaries and keys then the OEM would be obliged to provide the signing key, but Canonical is not obliged to provide it to them. Which I think is exactly the situation the FSF desires: OEMs placed in a position where to use a very desirable bit of software in their equipment requires selecting a BIOS that permits user control over the Secure Boot process and keys.

  10. Re:Ubuntu understands users by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean reasons that benefit the user

    That never enters the picture; users, in this model, are nothing more than an exploitable resource, a source of revenue for the corporate overlords.

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  11. Re:Ubuntu understands users by jmorris42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    > Secure Boot is very much required security feature. It will lock out malware that hides rootkits in boot sector. That's a very good thing.

    Somebody with more crypto knowhow, please put me some knowledge on here. Because I'm not seeing it that way. Secure boot will work wonders to ensure Hollywierd and Microsoft that their hardware isn't doing something nasty like letting the guy who put money on the counter and thinks they own it (how funny!) run something of their choosing. What I don't see is how it really protects the user from malware.

    The security only runs one way. Once somebody can subvert the boot process in any way (and show me ONE device that hasn't been rooted) all malware need do is what it has always been doing. Take over the boot. Then IT checks the sig on Windows and tells it that "I'm the bootloader, you can trust me." and there isn't a 100% sure way to verify backwards. We all know most vendors will still be flashing the BIOS/UEFI from Windows because anything else will be too much hassle for the end users. They will pretty much have to do it to get key revocation lists. Oh yea they talk now about secure pathways through secured supervisor modes but we know that if it is running Windows nothing on that CPU is really and truly secure. And wait until the motherboard makers start encheapening the system. Remember when a physical write protect jumper was standard to protect flash BIOS? And a ROM portion with an emergency rescue reflash util? When was the last time you saw any of those protective measures on sonsumer equipment?

    > It's also optional, so you can always install Linux.

    On x86, for now.

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  12. Re:Not quite: They want to still work in a screwup by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The expect that an OEM may screw up. In that case, their current solution will still allow users to run their own code except for the bootloader itself.

    In other words, what we had with OtherOS on the PS3.

    But if they used a GPLv3 bootloader, they have received advice that they might have to reveal the key when the OEM screws up, because that would be necessary for someone to provide their own bootloader.

    How is that a bad thing? This is not a key that is used to protect military secrets, it's a key that serves exactly one purpose: to prevent people from running modified software.

    Far better to not chance it and just avoid the GPLv3 for something that actually has a free license, rather than the significant impositions that GPLv3 attempts to impose in the name of the FSF's particular vision of "freedom".

    Your freedom to throw punches ends where my face begins. My freedom to install software on my computer is not less important than some OEM's freedom to restrict what software runs on their products.

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  13. Re:Ubuntu understands users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone knows the Free Software Foundation cannot be trusted, but Microsoft can.

    I just got back from vacation...did the universe invert while I was away?

  14. Re:Not quite: They want to still work in a screwup by 0123456 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Far better to not chance it and just avoid the GPLv3 for something that actually has a free license, rather than the significant impositions that GPLv3 attempts to impose in the name of the FSF's particular vision of "freedom".

    The "freedom" to actually be able to run the software you want on the computer you bought? You're right, they suck.

  15. Re:Ubuntu is doing the right thing by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If the only thing keeping this secure

    Secure from what? The goal is not to secure you from a bootloader virus; I doubt that was discussed for more than five minutes while this system was being designed. The goal is to secure DRM systems from you, the user, because of what happened with DVDs and deCSS, what happens with software cracking tools, etc. The goal is to turn PCs into iPads.

    This is a trap, designed to rob you of the freedom you have right now, which as it so happens is the freedom that PCs were meant to provide in the first place.

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  16. Not quite the flaw you make it sound like, Mark... by pla · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The SFLC advice to us was that the FSF could require key disclosure if some OEM screwed up.

    Yes! Yes, they could - Because it would mean that the OEM had "accidentally" taken away the user's right to do whatever the fuck they want with hardware bought and paid for by that user. And I have no problem with requiring key disclosure in that situation.

    Look, Shuttles, we get the idea that you want every bit as much control over Ubuntu as Microsoft has over Windows, and UEFI has the potential to finally fulfill your little wet dream there. You seem to have overestimated your importance in the Linux world, however - If you won't honor the spirit of "free" software, we'll simply use a distro that does.

  17. Why did you go with Linux? by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I chose it because I could see the sources, update as I see fit, build as I see fit and be able to do a build without clobbering all my installed software.

    So why would I suddenly want to chose a closed source Microsoft solution? This is the company, whose practices since 1995 are the major reason why we have malware, viruses and worms.

    Such great vision from the start, nobody would even think to remotely try to control your computer, right?

    As a mainframe admin I was charged with keeping sneaky bastages out all the time, why didn't Microsoft believe this sort of thing could happen on a PC? To this day they still have gaping holes in security and their transparency is a thing of fantasy.

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  18. But Microsoft isn't changing position? by CanEHdian · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As nice as it is that someone at the FSF says they would not, we have to plan for a world where leaders change and institutional priorities change

    As nice as it is that someone at Microsoft says they will sell $99 keys, we have to plan for a world where leaders change and institutional priorities change

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  19. Why are we allowing these "people" to do this? by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Intel had the bright idea back in the nineties and it was soundly rejected; Intel got a lot of bad publicity and backed off. Then MS came up with "Palladium" ten years ago and it, too, was soundly rejected and MS got yet another black eye.

    WTF, people?? FIGHT THIS MADNESS!! This is yet another round of MS's war against all other OSes. This is MS wanting to control YOUR computer. This has no upsides whatever, and is all bad.

    Gees, ten years isn't that long, have you folks forgotten already?

    1. Re:Why are we allowing these "people" to do this? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Gees, ten years isn't that long, have you folks forgotten already?

      Two weeks after 9/11 the USAPATRIOT Act was highly controversial, despite the recent attack, and had sunset provisions.

      Ten years later, it's renewed without any real debate.

      "Keep us safe from the terr^H^H^H^H rootkits". In both cases the power-hungry gladly assume additional control and remove freedoms.

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  20. Re:Not quite: They want to still work in a screwup by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 4, Insightful
    That's the point of GPLv3: if these OEMs want to screw things up, then they have to deal with not getting to run GPLv3 software. If Canonical wants to make these "certified" hardware systems, then they should do one of the following:
    1. Require that all certified systems ship with custom mode enabled by default, or that they ship without any restricted boot environment
    2. Produce a separate key for every OEM, so that if one OEM screws up, they lose their Ubuntu certification without affecting other OEMs.

    Otherwise, they are just legitimizing an attack on user freedoms, despite being the maintainers of the most popular GNU/Linux distribution out there (and despite the fact that those very freedoms are what enabled their entire operation).

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  21. Which would be a greater attack on user freedom? by nweaver · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Which is a greater attack on user freedom?

    a) Not being able to change the bootloader?

    b) Not being able to install on new systems without changing EFI settings because the signing key got revoked?

    Canonical chose "A". Fedora chose A, too, btw, because they didn't sign grub, but built a "pre-bootloader-bootloader" to load Grub.

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  22. Re:Ubuntu understands users by spire3661 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Most of the people in the scene will tell you that the PS3 wasnt cracked for 4 years because the truly skilled people that crack this stuff were being hands off about it. Once Sony went into full on evil mode, all bets were off.

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  23. Re:Ubuntu understands users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I don't have the keys to my computer, it's not mine.
    RMS's The Right to Read looks less and less paranoid all the time.

  24. SECURE BOOT IS A FRAUD by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Ask yourself, what percentage of a system's time and lifecycle are spent in boot? What percentage of the binary runtime image is loaded in this process?

    "Secure boot" is FAKE SECURITY whose ACTUAL risk is GREATER than its SUPPOSED benefit. Lock boot images, and the real security problems for persisting on a host and hiding activity will only move to the next rung on this ladder.

    The only thing "Secured" is vendor lock-in.

    Sure, you can detect a compromised kernel at boottime. That is a FRACTIONAL coutermeasure, to actual risk. EVERY driver and ring-0 loadable module needs also to be signed. It's bullsht, in the real computing world - unless you have an XBox or iPad model.

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    1. Re:SECURE BOOT IS A FRAUD by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Boot sector virus is not the target, to be fair.

      It's to prevent loading a compromised kernel image. A signed boot-loader chain will only load if uncompromisable with cryptographically verified signatures and checksums.

      But this is not the threat to most users, most of the time.

      And? If they are dumb or mistaken enough to get an infection that will compromise their OS image and ring-0 loadable software? They are going to be compromised in OTHER WAYS that will NEVER touch the system image. Secure system boot is a good way to protect a boot-loader for encrypted volumes - but not even needed for this to be effective.

      It is a security chimera - with more opportunity for mistakes and misuse than protection.

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    2. Re:SECURE BOOT IS A FRAUD by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bingo.

      This serves the interest of every RENT TAKER on your PC - and does so by depriving YOU, the "owner" of the machine. Your choice is limited, to created guarantee of revenue to certain corporations.

      Mind you, now. Shuttleworth is either naive - or playing a sacrifice move in the Chess game. This is an incremental step towards the death of Linux/BSD/etc on general-purpose hardware. It is a CRITICAL step - the direction of the game will be decided on how this plays.

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  25. Re:Which would be a greater attack on user freedom by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that Canonical is in a position to demand that EFI boot restrictions be disabled by default. That does not seem to have entered the picture, because they do not care about user freedom. I disagree equally with Fedora's approach, because I personally switched away from Fedora when I disagreed with some changes they made, and this boot restriction system will make that harder to do.

    Now is the time to fight back, not compromise. Bootloader restrictions are a direct attack on free software and user freedom, and the response by Canonical and the Fedora project has been to just lie down and accept that attack.

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  26. Re:Not quite: They want to still work in a screwup by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FSF's version of freedom is equivalent to nanny-state socialism. They've basically decided that their idea of playing nice needs to be enforced by big stick, and will happily trample over anything and everything that does something they dislike.

    In this particular case, Ubuntu wants to place a bootloader that will allow you to load ANY operating system, bypassing the "security" features they dislike in the new UEFI. Ubuntu wishes to ensure that users can boot any operating system they like and run any software they want. Their concern is that the GPLv3 makes provisions by which the FSF could, in this case as the owner of GRUB2, deem that a machine that won't let them replace GRUB2 with something else is in violation of the GPLv3. At that point, they can demand that Ubuntu surrender its encryption keys used to provide secure bootloader verification--which then allows anyone to sign any bootloader they want, thus negating any security features you could leverage out of the bootloader (for example, intentionally instructing it to boot only signed code--keeping the chain trusted, rather than booting a foreign OS as is the option).

    The point of contention is where the FSF gets to demand Ubuntu hand over their encryption keys for this particular application because they've decided it's 'unfair' that users don't have the option to replace a bootloader. The GPLv3 is a restrictive license agreement whose provisions do in fact allow the copyright holder to make certain demands about HOW their software is used. Most people fixate on the "Free" part because you're free to distribute and modify the software; but you are also "Obligated" to publish your modifications in source form if published in any form.

    The GPLv3 brings restrictions on how you can use the software, such that you must be able to modify it--the hardware you use the software on must be configured to allow the use of modified software (or any other software). 'Jailbreaking' is not a thing with GPLv3 because the vendors would have to supply a way to run custom software. If the Linux Kernel was GPLv3, then you wouldn't have to root any phones to install Cyanogenmod: vendors would be required to provide an official method for the end user to replace the software with custom versions.

    The Affero versions of the GPL family of licenses go even further: if you USE a modified version of the software, you must publish its source. That means if you modify an AGPL Web server and use it to serve your Web site, you have to put up the Web server's source code. An AGPL Web application would work the same way: modify an AGPL CMS and you need to publish its source code on your Web site.

    These licensing restrictions are important to understand when licensing Free software. Canonical has decided not to license GRUB2 in Ubuntu on UEFI platforms because of potential conflicts between their requirements and the requirements of fulfilling the licensing agreement in certain cases. The FSF is extremely well known for its hard-line enforcement stance and thus there is the concern that they would not negotiate to reconcile technical mistakes, but rather take advantage of them to file a hostile injunction and demand release of encryption keys. The FSF behaves in this way because they have high ideals about what's "good for everybody"--as I said, they are effectively nanny-state socialists and want to get their fingers in everything so they can make people "play nice."

    In short, this is why we have many licenses. The FSF uses the GPLv3 because they have their ideals and can support them with the GPLv3 (which, by the way, was born mainly out of the FSF's distaste for locked-down TiVo platforms). Other people still use the GPLv2 because they understand what the GPLv3 entails and their ideals are dissimilar from the FSF--Linux is GPLv2 because the relevant bodies are not sharply against locked-down phones running android, something they could legally prevent with GPLv3. Similarly many people use the BSD and MIT licenses because their philosophy is, "Here is code! Somebody might find this useful!"

  27. Re:Ubuntu understands users by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some dogs like their leashes. :(

    Some users prefer walled gardens. They don't know what they've lost.

    It's rather stunning how close we are getting to some of the dystopias predicted by the FSF. They seemed silly at the time.

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  28. A little background on Burson-Marsteller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    (please note that I am NOT the same AC that made the accusation, but rather, one that wondered who this firm is, so I figured I would share my findings...)

    Ok, so I do a bit of digging for two minutes, and came up with this:

    Who:
    Burson-Marsteller is a PR firm. As in, a really, really, REALLY big fuckin' firm. Apparently the only place on Earth worth mentioning that doesn't have an office of theirs is Antarctica.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burson-Marsteller

    Where:
    Burson-Marsteller has been very, very busy. I haven't had time to second-source the entries from Wikipedia, but supposedly this firm has been at the forefront of a lot of really, really bad shit. The original Tylenol Poisoning scare, Three Mile Island, PR for Phillip Morris; you name the PR nightmare, and there's a good chance they've been there to mop up. In other words, these guys are "World-Class Spin Doctors".

    When:
    "When" really doesn't even apply in the context I'm using because they are still in business as part of the WPP plc, the world's largest advertising agency. Which means, "when" is really all the time.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WPP_Group

    What:
    It took a bit of digging but I found a set of links that tied them back to Microsoft. Ok, so now we have something tying the two together with Microsoft as Burson-Marsteller's client.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/babbage/2012/03/microsoft-v-google

    http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20110513/15424314269/burson-marsteller-digs-itself-deeper-hole-deletes-critical-comments-its-facebook-page.shtml

    The accusation:
    I myself have observed "shill-like" behavior over the last decade on Slashdot, and in the last 4 years it has intensified quite a bit. I believe that, while there is no direct way to prove the accusation, there is sufficient background for readers to make an informed decision as to the possibility of the accusation being accurate.

    Why AC:
    Yes, I have an account here, let's just say numbered under 200,000 and leave it at that. No, I will not post this with my account for reasons that should be readily apparent to anyone with two brain cells attached - which is to say, attracting the attention of a world-sized firm to my little pittance is probably not the wisest move to make. If they have enough money to pay people to sit around all day and troll slashdot forums, then they certainly have enough money to harass me (given the opportunity).

    Sometimes the best tactic to keep out of harm, is to simply not be seen.

  29. Re:Not quite: They want to still work in a screwup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That’s why I prefer contributing to GPL projects over non-copyleft: I know that helps the fight for a world in which all computer users have the 4 freedoms.

    Canonical decided that they no longer care about that which made their founder rich.

    GPLv3 just closes some loopholes, so I prefer v3 over v2: more measures to ensure my freedom in the cases where I am a mere user (98% of all the software I interact with).

  30. Why doesn't Canonical just ask their partners? by Qubit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, it would need to be finalized in a legal document, but the first draft can look something like this:

    Canonical: Howdy, Partner. When we work together to bring a computer to market running Ubuntu and GPLv3'd GRUB, can you make sure that the end-user is able to install their own signing keys so they can install modified versions of GRUB, per the licensing terms?

    Partner: Okay, how would we do that? I mean, how can we make sure that we meet the terms of the license?

    C: It's not that difficult. Basically y'all just need to make sure that the end-user can change the set of signing keys listed in the firmware. The Free Software Foundation wrote a whitepaper about it. You can also contact them via email if you have any questions!

    P: Wow. That's really difficult to understand, too bad we don't have any engineers on staff who can figure....awww... I'm just kidding with you, of course we have skilled engineers and lawyers on staff. We even have people who know how to write emails. We should be all set!

    C: Awesome, Partner. Before you actually ship hardware with an Ubuntu-Certified sticker on it, why don't you send one of the pieces of hardware to us so that we can manually test to make sure that end users can install their own signing keys. We'll use my son jimmy, 'cause we want to make sure it's so easy a kid can do it.

    P: Okay, sounds great on my end. Glad that we had this conversation. I was worried it would take all day, but it really just took 15 minutes of my time.

    C: Yep. Now remember: If you do ship some hardware with GRUB installed and you make a mistake so that users can't install their own signing keys, you're going to have to make a firmware update or otherwise make this problem right. Understand?

    P: Isn't that what we have to do when we break the license of any of the pieces of software that we ship on our devices?

    C: Yes. But I just wanted to make sure that we stated it explictly so that you wouldn't try to push the mistake off on us.

    P: Fair enough.

    C: Great to talk. We'll put all of this down in the formal contract when our lawyers draw it up. Have your engineers call our engineers about any kernel bugs. We should be able to get this hardware out by Q1 of 2013. So long!

    P: Bye!

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    I mean, seriously, what's The Big Deal here? Just make some contracts with your hardware partners and hold them to the terms of the contracts like every other business deal that has ever happened. Why does Canonical think this is so difficult?

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