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Hans Reiser Sued By Own Kids For $15 Million

New submitter haruchai writes "The Reiser kids, now aged 12 and 11, have had a lawsuit filed against the former Linux developer, inventor of ReiserFS and convicted murderer of the mother of his children, to the tune of $15 million. It's believed he may have hidden assets and a judgment is sought so a search for these can be conducted." A judge denied requests that the kids testify or return to the U.S. for their own well-being.

265 comments

  1. Maniacs, all maniacs by WhiteHover · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just shows that FOSS fanatics are maniacs in real life too, and can't be trusted. I mean come on, you put your business into hands of these maniacs? Maniacs!

    1. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by WhiteHover · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      This includes Google too, by the way.

    2. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I see the validity of your lucid argument and agree with you.

    3. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by DevTech · · Score: 0, Troll

      How is it pathetic? It's just opinion about the mental state of FOSS developers, as illustrated by recent real world case of highly trusted person. It's akin to a CTO choosing Microsoft products instead of random open source products. Sure, there are bad people inside companies too, but the code is more looked at and there are real life recursions.

      Open source is just released to the wild and can do anything. You can of course modify it, but who even checks the code they run? They just trust it.

    4. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know if you are trolling, or seriously believe the shit your trying to sell....

      Open source versus closed source is not an indication of a trust in a persons professional capacity or ethics. To try to say that this man's mental state is any way indicative of all mental states of open source developers is just offensive and stupid.

      As for trust being placed in a high level developer of any software platform, it is actually a benefit when the source is available. You see, it then becomes inherently possible, to actually check the code and verify it independently. When it is closed source, trust is all the more important, because their word is all you are ever going to get.

      The very fact you mention Microsoft products being chosen over random open source products takes away any claim to an impartial position. Where are the plethora of closed source software vendors in that statement?

      You think closed source is more looked at? Really?

      "Real life recursions". Yeah.... Open Source never, ever, does any kind of recursion testing. You got me there.

      There are closed source platforms that you can add scripting to do basically anything. Some platforms are designed to be extensible, even while closed.

      Who checks the code they run? If you are making any modifications, plenty of people.

      Once again.. back to trust. Well Cisco is a closed source provider and they just screwed the pooch big time in the trust department when their users "just trusted them" and allowed automatic updates.

      Unbelievable.

    5. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by DevTech · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Open source versus closed source is not an indication of a trust in a persons professional capacity or ethics. To try to say that this man's mental state is any way indicative of all mental states of open source developers is just offensive and stupid.

      No, it's not stupid. The same logic is applied to closed source developers all the time. If half the developers would be bad apples, it would be a real problem and it would be looked at. That's not the case, of course, but Reiser was in quite high position. No one in closed source world within same position would work on code if he had mental problems. The company would had either taken care of him or let him go way before that.

      As for trust being placed in a high level developer of any software platform, it is actually a benefit when the source is available. You see, it then becomes inherently possible, to actually check the code and verify it independently. When it is closed source, trust is all the more important, because their word is all you are ever going to get.

      In comparison, closed source world has actual code verification and QA. There are tons of PRICY applications made for this. Large amount of people work just to test code and apps. Closed source code is usually checked really closely and actually tested with applications made for that. This part is often overlooked by open source developers either because they can't afford it or they simply don't care.

      The very fact you mention Microsoft products being chosen over random open source products takes away any claim to an impartial position. Where are the plethora of closed source software vendors in that statement?

      I mention Microsoft because they are 99% of the time chosen instead of open source competitors. Yes, that really is the case in real world.

    6. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 5, Funny

      What? His wife committed adultery. She preferred ext4.

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    7. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by jones_supa · · Score: 0

      Lame...

    8. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Open source versus closed source is not an indication of a trust in a persons professional capacity or ethics. To try to say that this man's mental state is any way indicative of all mental states of open source developers is just offensive and stupid.

      And yet GP (gweihir, here) strongly implied that the OPs trolling was indicative of all "opponents of FOSS"-- and got modded +5 for it. Double standard much?

      Im not saying YOU'RE wrong, its just wacky how someone can say almost anything supportive of FOSS on this site and get modded up for it.

    9. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      yeah proprietary vendors are so much more stable..

      developers developers developers developers! developers developers developers developers! DEVELOP.....

      *chairs are thrown*

    10. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No one in closed source world within same position would work on code if he had mental problems. The company would had either taken care of him or let him go way before that.

      I never noticed companies are particularly good at diagnosing mental problems. I've seen destructive managers who I suspect were severe narcisists or perhaps even psychopaths. I've seen coworkers collaps with mental problems, even commit suicide. In corporate cultures that look down upon people showing their weaknesses or are too hurried to notice anything everyone behaves as if those weaknesses don't exist, and problems related to them aren't recognised until it is too late. Are you saying that closed source companies are somehow different?

    11. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Open source doesn't mean you need to be insane to be a contributer. The majority are actually good people. However a lot of people get into open source because they can't get a job elsewhere and needs to prove their skills.

      Now many may be college kids or people who's job is just so humdrum that they want a little fun. However some may be people who are bit off in the head and give employers the creeps. You may be the best person for the job, however if you give your employer bad feelings, they won't hire you.

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    12. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pathetic. If opponents of FOSS stoop this low, FOSS must have already won.

      It's called a joke, fucking get over yourself.

    13. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by r1348 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the majority of the people on /. is a FOSS supporter, and acts accordingly.
      Nobody forbids FOSS detractors to voice their opinion or vote down comments, it's just that there's not enough of them.

    14. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Reiser was never "highly trusted". Some people did trust his filesystem, but most did not. It never really made it out of beta and had some real issues until the end as he refused to play with the community. You comparison to Microsoft is deeply flawed, and either you are trolling or you have no clue. ReiserFS is more like add-on software, made by some obscure company. Yes, it was/is in the kernel sources. But that does mean something completely different than it would mean for Microsoft. You are free no not compile it in or not load the module. In fact that is the default. Your "CTO of Microsoft" comparison would maybe apply if this had been Linus or one of his inner circle of kernel people. Even then that would have been doubtful. Reiser was never in there.

      Also, extrapolating from one developer of a component that is entirely optional to a whole movement is a deeply flawed argument, and I am pretty sure you are aware of that.

      These two things are what makes your "argument" pathetic, i.e. so far besides reality that it is completely clueless, either intentionally so or because you really have no clue how FOSS works. That is fine though. People without a clue should stick to commercial offerings. At least that way they can always use the excuse "but I payed for it, I do not have to understand it".

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    15. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Read my statement again. Hint: "If opponents..." means "If some opponents..." or "If this one opponent ...", nothing in there about "all". And no, the "strongly implied" is really just in your mind, it is neither in the text I wrote, not was it what I intended to say. What I intended to say referred exactly to this one opponent and all others that made the same statement.

      True, there are people that would have though exactly what you accuse me of, but I did not and you cannot judge otherwise from what I wrote. The mod system is funky though and you have to look at the dynamics as well. Currently my posting is at 0,Troll. This may mean the MS shills are on me, or that I have hit a nerve.

      There are both FOSS and anti-FOSS zealots here. I am neither. I just prefer good FOSS (there is a lot of bad FOSS around too) to bad or mediocre commercial software. And I have to say that wile Win7 is halfway decent, the abomination that is MS Office seems to get worse and worse with each release. Fortunately I have to use it rarely, but I use Office 2003, 2007 and 2010 Word and PowerPoint on occasion, and what I sees is a dumbing down, features vanishing or being harder and harder to find (e.g. explicit formatting display in Word, which is essential to make documents look consistent) and generally being an incredible pain. By now I think for any type of professional editing, LaTeX is easier to learn than current Word or PowerPoint, and that says a lot. Of course, if you have very low quality standards, Office does cut it, but so does LibreOffice and it does it better.

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    16. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      I don't think you're a shill.

      I think you're a troll parodying a shill.

    17. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In comparison, closed source world has actual code verification and QA. There are tons of PRICY applications made for this.

      Not sure if you meant PRICEY or PRICKY there...

      Either way, saying that paid-for proprietary software must be better because you pay more for it, is simply begging the question.

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    18. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And yet GP (gweihir, here [slashdot.org]) strongly implied that the OPs trolling was indicative of all "opponents of FOSS"-- and got modded +5 for it. Double standard much?

      No, it's not indicative of all people who are opponents of FOSS. It's indicative of the generally useless anti-FOSS trolls you get on slashdot.

      It is perfectly possible to disagree with FOSS here, you just can't expect to say "FOSS is shit" and not get modded down for it.

      The over-zealousness of pro-FOSS modding down any post which doesn't wholeheartedly support FOSS is a separate issue.

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    19. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL!!!!onehundredeleven!!!! It's funny to see you freetards get your panties in a bunch over something like this. Thanks for the laughs!

    20. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Nobody here should be voting down comments just because they don't agree with them.

      As has often been pointed out there is no -1 "I disagree with this person's genuinely held and sensibly expressed beliefs" moderation option for a good reason.

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    21. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're a shill.

      I think you're a troll parodying a shill.

      Well said. Too many people here have knee jerk reactions as soon as someone mentions FOSS in a negative way. Feeding a subtle troll is still feeding a troll.

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    22. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by countach74 · · Score: 1

      I mention Microsoft because they are 99% of the time chosen instead of open source competitors. Yes, that really is the case in real world.

      First of all, that "stat" is inherently false. Second, such decisions are almost always made managers. Managers in most organizations are not technical; they are easily convinced by the pretty marketing pictures. Microsoft is very good at such things, which likely has more merit to their success than the product itself (in the corporate world, anyways).

    23. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      In comparison, closed source world has actual code verification and QA.

      A lot less than you think.

    24. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are both FOSS and anti-FOSS zealots here. I am neither.

      You lying asshole! You even quote the great Eben Moglen, the professor of tossing salad. You are a fucking FOSS zealot. At least own up to what you are while you label other people an unethical disgrace.

    25. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by binarylarry · · Score: 1

      She fscked some other guy's drive with it!

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    26. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lemme guess - you were diagnosed with a mental illness by your company?

    27. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office does cut it, but so does LibreOffice and it does it better.

      At least in MS Word one can select everything in a text document that begins with a table. In LibreOffice, you can't - it's officially been "not fixable" in LibreOffice for almost 10 years, and the only way you can work around it is by adding a paragraph prior to the table. To me, that's ridiculous, and even more so to be told by the developers that it's not an important issue for so long. For your particular need, LibreOffice may work well. It usually is "good enough" for me for most things, but I definitely wouldn't put it at the same level as MS Office.

    28. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by NormalVisual · · Score: 2

      It is perfectly possible to disagree with FOSS here, you just can't expect to say "FOSS is shit" and not get modded down for it.

      But this is the problem - some FOSS *is* shit, but some people will continue to insist that all FOSS is silver and gold with no concern with what the real world is like. There are definitely a lot of bright shining jewels such as Apache and of course the Linux kernel itself, but there are just too many people that aren't willing to accept that there are some commercial packages out there that truly have no equal in the FOSS world. Photoshop is probably the poster child for that - try telling a FOSS zealot that GIMP is not at the same level, and all of a sudden you've got a war on your hands.

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    29. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've secretly switches Slashdotter's coffee with FOSS crystals. Let's see if they can tell the difference.

      Husband: "Hon, the coffee tastes differently...somehow better..."
      Wife:
      Husband: Is this fair trade coffee? Wow, caffeine AND I get to feel smugly superior.
      Wife: No silly, it's FOSS crystals!
      Husband: Why I oughta... HAHAHAHA!
      Wife: HAHAHAHA!
      Husband and Wife: HAHAHAHA!

    30. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you are trolling, or seriously believe the shit your trying to sell....

      Open source versus closed source is not an indication of a trust in a persons professional capacity or ethics. To try to say that this man's mental state is any way indicative of all mental states of open source developers is just offensive and stupid.

      As for trust being placed in a high level developer of any software platform, it is actually a benefit when the source is available. You see, it then becomes inherently possible, to actually check the code and verify it independently. When it is closed source, trust is all the more important, because their word is all you are ever going to get.

      The very fact you mention Microsoft products being chosen over random open source products takes away any claim to an impartial position. Where are the plethora of closed source software vendors in that statement?

      You think closed source is more looked at? Really?

      "Real life recursions". Yeah.... Open Source never, ever, does any kind of recursion testing. You got me there.

      There are closed source platforms that you can add scripting to do basically anything. Some platforms are designed to be extensible, even while closed.

      Who checks the code they run? If you are making any modifications, plenty of people.

      Once again.. back to trust. Well Cisco is a closed source provider and they just screwed the pooch big time in the trust department when their users "just trusted them" and allowed automatic updates.

      Unbelievable.

      You do know that you can make a point without sounding like a condescending, and snarky dick right? Right or wrong youre comment makes me side with the other guys just because his doesnt stink of disdain and self importantance.

    31. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yeah! From the guy who says "Ohh, I'm not a FOSS zealot.", you sure seem to pay a lot of attention to what happens in the "community". God damn fucking liar!!!

    32. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Open source versus closed source is not an indication of a trust in a persons professional capacity or ethics. To try to say that this man's mental state is any way indicative of all mental states of open source developers is just offensive and stupid.

      No, it's not stupid. The same logic is applied to closed source developers all the time. If half the developers would be bad apples, it would be a real problem and it would be looked at. That's not the case, of course, but Reiser was in quite high position. No one in closed source world within same position would work on code if he had mental problems. The company would had either taken care of him or let him go way before that.

      Hmm, then there was that RSA employee.... proprietary closed source - definitely, high security - you have to ask?

      The very fact you mention Microsoft products being chosen over random open source products takes away any claim to an impartial position. Where are the plethora of closed source software vendors in that statement?

      I mention Microsoft because they are 99% of the time chosen instead of open source competitors. Yes, that really is the case in real world.

      Really? The latest stats by revenue indicate MS is chosen less than 50% of the time, and if you go by what those numbers mean by licensing costs, MS is chosen less than 25% of the time, and that's only for revenue generating licenses. There's plenty of CentOS installations out there, which generate no revenue at all. Wikipedia is a bit skewed (to Linux's favor) at least without more data, but has a set of references linked to start with.

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    33. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by MisterSquid · · Score: 1

      You're fucking idiot. It's Bazaar, asshole, not bizarre.

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    34. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what does audio encoding have to do with this?

    35. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by ragefan · · Score: 1

      This just shows that FOSS fanatics are maniacs in real life too, and can't be trusted. I mean come on, you put your business into hands of these maniacs? Maniacs!

      Just like every corporation is run by the likes of Kenneth Lay and Bernie Madoff.

    36. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are both FOSS and anti-FOSS zealots here. I am neither.

      Of course, if you have very low quality standards, Office does cut it, but so does LibreOffice and it does it better.

      Those 2 statements are contradictory.

    37. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      No no no. Her problem was she learned from ReiserFS to NEVER GO DOWN ...

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    38. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for trust being placed in a high level developer of any software platform, it is actually a benefit when the source is available. You see, it then becomes inherently possible, to actually check the code and verify it independently. When it is closed source, trust is all the more important, because their word is all you are ever going to get.

      Not quite. You're usually going to get a lot more depending on the amount you're willing to pay. Because what is often overlooked is that by paying for your software you're also automatically protected by law, up to a certain degree of course. But if the software you bought turns out to be fake or worse; actually causing damage then you have every right available to complain and take it before court. At the very least you can easily claim to be swindled out of your money.

      With open source otoh. you more than once need to agree to a disclaimer which immediately puts the author(s) out of harms way. By using the software you agree to take it as is. And if you're a mere end user and not a coder being able to look into the source code isn't exactly doing you much good either.

      Its not that I disagree with that argument perse, but its also not as black and white setup as you claim here. There are plenty of advantages to come up with when it comes to closed vs. open source, just like there are advantages the other way around.

      Problem is; too many people seem to be under the impression that open source is the universal answer to just about everything. It isn't, not by a long shot.

    39. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by FrkyD · · Score: 1

      I don't know, sounded plenty bizarre to me.

    40. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of slashdot readers are FOSS supporters? Surely you jest.

    41. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I voted up your comment because I completely agree with what you said.

    42. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was Monkeying around and he gave her some FLAC, that's what.

    43. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      You're usually going to get a lot more depending on the amount you're willing to pay. Because what is often overlooked is that by paying for your software you're also automatically protected by law, up to a certain degree of course. But if the software you bought turns out to be fake or worse; actually causing damage then you have every right available to complain and take it before court. At the very least you can easily claim to be swindled out of your money.

      Has the no-warranty clause in a standard EULA ever been rejected by a court?

    44. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You use this word "should" as if it matters.

      Slashdot membership is full of thoughtless people who don't hesitate to use Troll to mod down anything they disagree with.

      Some tell themselves that the other person really is trolling, and that they are not simply having an emotional reaction to a challenging viewopoint. Some don't bother with the self-deception, and just think "wrong!" and hence mod troll. Some mod troll just out of boredom.

      You can say "don't do that" all you want, but that won't stop people from doing it *at all*.

    45. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 1

      And where it exists, often a lot worse than good (!) FOSS. Of course there is quite a bit of bad FOSS as well.

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    46. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 2

      I completely agree with you. (And the AC that keeps insulting me proves repeatedly that he cannot read): There are FOSS zealots and to them, everything FOSS is golden. Nothing could be further from the truth, there is quite a bit of bad FOSS out there, some of it high profile.

      As to availability, that cuts both ways. You can still tell that much of the FOSS culture comes from high-reliability server operations, not desktop. Hence things like Apache and the Linux kernel on one side and Photoshop and gaming on the other. Truth is, both sides are incomplete. And the zealots on both sides do get it wrong: For example, document processing on Linux is far, far more advanced than on Windows and has been for decades. The Windows zealots cannot see that and defend fundamentally broken atrocities like MS office. On the other hand, a Linux desktop is still a thing for an expert. True, Unix systems are supposed to come with an expert system administrator, but that model is at best problematic today. Linux zealots cannot see that and have claimed desktop readiness for years. (Well, it is has been ready for an expert-desktop for > 10 years now, but not for others. And that is were the "desktop" is today.)

      The thing to take away from this is that zealots basically always have it wrong and that listening to them is a waste of time.

      And to those ACs: Seems that as soon as you think you are anonymous, you do not need to be polite anymore. Pathetic. Politeness has nothing to do with how others perceive you and everything with how you style yourself. The anonymity seems to bring your true nature to the surface and it is repulsive.

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    47. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah! From the guy who says "Ohh, I'm not a FOSS zealot.", you sure seem to pay a lot of attention to what happens in the "community". God damn fucking liar!!!

      Oh, you think people that know what is going on in an area are automatically zealots in that area? What if I have the same level of knowledge with regard to commercial software? Am I then a FOSS and anti-FOSS zealot at the same time?

      You need professional help and urgently so!

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    48. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by meerling · · Score: 1

      The use of pricey applications and paid for testers does not necessarily make the QA better, but it definitely does mean there was in fact QA and the company cares enough about it to pay for it.

      I've seen open source software that was barely looked at by anyone other than the author. I've also seen open source software that's been gone over with a fine toothed comb by several people I would consider experts in that field. But how does the would be user know anything about who did the QA and how it was done on open source other than just happening to know the people or catch them talking about it on a forum, if it was done at all?

      Neither open nor closed software has a monopoly on good QA, but a reputable company will have a good QA process in place.

      (QA - Quality Assurance. You know, all that product testing and verification that takes place. Or should take place.)

    49. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by meerling · · Score: 2

      The software companies I worked with all did a lot of QA. You have no idea how many times the dev groaned in horror when a new non-cosmetic bug was found. The biggest cause of delayed releases was always due to bug fixes.

      If QA had infinite resources and time, they'd be happy, but they don't, so there will always be things that can't be found until after release. That's NOT based on your type of sourcing.

      For that matter, fixes are also something that varies. I've seen real issues (non-cosmetic) go for years in both open and closed software without a fix. Then again, I've seen the opposite where they are fixed right away. One thing I will say is that closed tends to be more commercial, and so have a greater incentive to fix bugs quickly if they are either nasty issues or more than a few people are affected since they tend to have a team assigned to fix them. Some open source projects also have teams that will fix bugs, but it seems to be a lot rarer with them and is too often relegated to "someone will get around to it if it bothers them".

      Don't get me wrong, I like open source, but let's be realistic here and not go into the usual hyperbole people love to spout so much around slashdot. Software companies, most of which produce closed source software, have a greater incentive and organized structure for finding and dealing with issues with their software than the majority of open source projects.

    50. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      What "document processing" do you mean?

      Mac OS X is Unix, and you don't need "an expert system administrator". (You need someone with administrator privs to change certain aspects of the system.)

    51. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He could be a government worker with an office and a closed door.......

      Because all government employees are lazy deadbeats.

      You ever heard of the redneck Olympics?

      Not everyone gets discouraged so easily....

      Because all people who attend the Redneck Games are morons.

      Yes... sometimes White Man gave us beads and firewater for land. Not all the time. Sometimes it was blankets that made us sick, and other times, well... we wished for some beads and firewater instead.

      That was many moons ago though. We have protected land and casinos now. That look on White Man's faces when we take all his money and he leaves casino can't be bought with beads and firewater. No Sir. That's priceless.

      Yes, because all white people are evil and deserve to lose their money.

      You are obviously no stranger to making baseless blanket statements yourself. You are a fucking hypocrite so anything you say on the matter is automatically invalid and you need to shut the fuck up.

    52. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      In comparison, closed source world has actual code verification and QA.

      So why do Explorer and Flash crash constantly on my stock Win7 box, while my kubuntu box never seems to need more maintenance than an occasional click to upgrade its software?

    53. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the issue was she WAS always going down...just not on reiser(fs)

    54. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the irony tabs. Even if you did, ------

      ".......responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL ...."

      ------ should have given the game away.

    55. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      When discussing Slashdot moderators, don't forget to account for mod changes as the story gets more readers. You often see more inane mods first, probably because the trolls are the first to descend on most stories, but then the bulk of readership arrives and things even out. For example, right now the comment you reference is modded -1, Troll.

    56. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      a Linux desktop is still a thing for an expert.

      When's the last time you used a modern desktop distro? I've been putting Linux on normal people's PC (Mandriva and kubuntu) for years when their registries got so trashed there was no fixing it without a reinstall and they had no disks, and in every case they seldom had to call me for maintenance afterwards.

      The funniest thing is they almost invariably ask "is this legal?" Linux is unpopular because it's mostly unknown outside nerd circles. Even if it were better known, Windows has gotten less annoying (still too annoying) and a lot more stable and secure, and unless Windows craps out completely there's really little reason to switch. I use Linux mostly because I know of the features it has that Windows lacks that I dearly love, and Windows still annoys me. But that said, laziness has kept it on my notebook since I bought it last year.

      You were right about programs, provided you need those programs. Gimp isn't Photoshop, but Photoshop is a very expensive piece of software that only pros really need. A better example is Audacity vs EAC. Both are free, but EAC is Windows-only and it has a few features I consider necessary that Audacity either lacks or I haven't found. But again, unless you want to sample your LPs and tapes and burn to disk, it shouldn't matter to you.

      But then, there are shitty Windows programs as well. And shitty Linux programs. And good programs on both platforms.

    57. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by EdIII · · Score: 1

      There is a difference between sarcasm and trying to be funny, and actually using an isolated incident of one convicted murderer to disparage an entire field of professionals.

      I don't care whether it is open source or closed source. That poster was not trying to be funny or sarcastic and "just failed at it". They were dead serious about it.

      I'm not going to shut the fuck up. If Devtech came around and said he was just trying to be funny, then that would be one thing, but further posts only clarified his incredibly offensive and irrational position.

      If any of my attempts to be funny have rubbed someone the wrong way, well then I am sorry. However, I sincerely doubt that anybody took those statements as me being serious. Some people can actually tell the difference between sarcasm, humor, and a dead serious indictment of an entire group based on bullshit reasoning.

    58. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Not to mention the article I linked to ended with a reference to "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" by Eric S. Raymond.

      And the whole thing is an well known troll of Linux advocates, basically full of 'mistakes' like this.

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    59. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      There's something very wrong with your Win7 box?

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    60. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I agree that not all FOSS is great, my point was that if you make a general statement that all FOSS is shit, you're unlikely to get a favourable reaction here.

      Debating specific pieces of software is fair enough.

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    61. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I don't agree with your assesment of the desktop. My Dad, about as inexpert as you get with computers, has used Linux on the desktop without a problem, and this was some time ago too.

      I think where Linux on the desktop is tricky is neither the complete inexperts who just want to write documents, do email and surf the web, or even make basic graphics in something like The Gimp - or the experts whose first action after logging in is to open four terminal windows, but those inbetween - the users advanced enough that they are "dangerous", they know how to point and click at advanced settings in the Windows control panel, but would die of shock if someone told them they had to use vi.

    62. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I do not disagree with you, but note that "you" put Linux on "their" computers. That is what I mean with competent system administrator. A friend of mine has such an arrangement with his father. He just does ssh to that computer once a week after initial set-up. Not a lot of work, not even hard, but ordinary people have trouble with it.

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    63. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 1

      If there is someone competent to set it up and look at it occasionally, Linux is perfectly fine on the desktop for non-expert users. What I mean is that most non-experts even have trouble selecting a distro and doing the initial set-up.

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    64. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 2

      Mac OS X is not really Unix in many ways. It has a BSD kernel and you can expose its Unix side, but most people only see the window manager and tools and they are Mac, not Unix in a very real way.

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    65. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mac OS X is not really Unix in many ways. It has a BSD kernel and you can expose its Unix side, but most people only see the window manager and tools and they are Mac, not Unix in a very real way.

      That's a strange point of view given that the GUI layer is hosted on UNIX every bit as much as the Linux alternative of X11 + a heap of other things is. In fact, many common Linux UI code layers are portable to non-UNIX operating systems, while OS X UI layers aren't. (Qt on Windows, etc.) Historically, NeXT UI technology was portable to non-UNIX, but Apple didn't maintain it and it has probably completely rotted.

      There was a window of time a few years ago when Apple obtained an 'official' UNIX certification for OS X at a time when (IIRC) no Linux distribution did. Apple hasn't maintained that certification because in reality nobody cares that much (that's why no Linux distros were certified either), but the point is, you can't sanely call OS X a non-UNIX.

    66. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by gweihir · · Score: 1

      From a system architecture view, you are perfectly right. But from the way OS X interfaces the user, it is not a traditional UNIX, but a traditional MAC. True, that is inly the surface, but that is what matters most to consumers. And also ture, if you dig a bit, you do find the UNIX UI in there.

      The one thing that Apple did demonstrate is that with the right UI, UNIX is more than ready for the desktop and has been for a long time.

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    67. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Only its poorly written operating system.

    68. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Well, normal people aren't going to install any OS. They buy a computer and use it until it doesn't work any more, then they call comeone.

    69. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      It's funny how all you Linux advocates claim you can't work a Windows machine, but Linux is no problem. Even though the majority who've tried Linux have clearly come to the exact opposite conclusion if you look at its flat market share.

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    70. Re:Maniacs, all maniacs by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I can't work a Windows machine, I've been using Windows since W95 (and DOS before that). It's just that doing anything on a Windows machine takes ten times as many clicks, Windows is not laid out rationally, and changes its interface way too much with each release. It's not difficult, it's just annoying.

      As to "market share" most non-nerds I know never even heard of Linux before I clued them in. Linux has no advertising, MS and Apple spend millions on it.

  2. "sued by own kids" by mfwitten · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Sure...

    His kids don't know what the heck is going on. As always, the kids are just tools in the machinations of the adults.

    1. Re:"sued by own kids" by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

      In Russia, Kids sue you!

    2. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In America, you sue kids?! ;)

    3. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A kid is merely an adult who we haven't chosen to blame yet.

    4. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      yes

    5. Re:"sued by own kids" by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      Sued by mother in law, kids used as excuse.

    6. Re:"sued by own kids" by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A kid is merely an adult who we haven't chosen to blame yet.

      If children had the rights of adults, that would be true, instead of just nonsense left anonymously and cowardly.

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    7. Re:"sued by own kids" by rbrausse · · Score: 1

      just follow the money....

    8. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this AC, some countries legal barriers to children have either been lowered, sometimes insanely, or have been dropped completely.

    9. Re:"sued by own kids" by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      In America, you sue everybody!

    10. Re:"sued by own kids" by Radak · · Score: 1

      You do if you do if you're the RIAA.

    11. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In America, you sue everybody!

      In America everybody sues you!

    12. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure...

      His kids don't know what the heck is going on.

      I'm pretty certain they're at least vaguely aware their mother is never coming back to visit.

    13. Re:"sued by own kids" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should in theory have most of the rights of us adults, but apparently judges enjoy adding invisible exceptions into constitutional amendments ("abridging the freedom of speech of adults").

    14. Re:"sued by own kids" by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Children have rights. Children don't have all the rights of adults because adults are supposed to be more responsible than children.

      The problem is, nobody wants to be responsible anymore, and pawn that off on the big tit of government. "It is not fair" is the cry of those that don't want to be responsible for the choices they've made, or their station in life. Equal outcome based "fairness" is just as "unfair" as the alternative, only more tyrannical in nature.

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    15. Re:"sued by own kids" by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Or the mother of the dead woman, either one is a good excuse to sue. I'm sure he was never good enough for her daughter in the first place.

  3. Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hmmm, I guess the guardians can't wait that long. Besides, what are they going to do if he doesn't cooperate, throw him in jail?

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    1. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, but then the greedy lawyer would not get his 60%

    2. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Informative

      They're after hidden assets - which are going to be hard to claim after his death when no-one knows it exists (in a related note, I do sometimes wonder indeed what happens to such hidden Swiss bank accounts, where only the account holder knows of, when this person dies). They don't know whether he has any money, they think he does, and are trying to find that out.

    3. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by u38cg · · Score: 5, Informative

      Bank accounts: typically, the account gets closed after several (potentially many) years of non-activity, and the bank then retains a liability if the owner or estate ever shows up. Depending on the laws of the particular state, this liability can usually be written off after a period of time, similar to abandoned property. Usually the profit accrues to the bank, but some states have laws regarding how such funds are used.

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    4. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (in a related note, I do sometimes wonder indeed what happens to such hidden Swiss bank accounts, where only the account holder knows of, when this person dies)

      What happens is the same that happened to the assets of the jews that were killed in ww2.

    5. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      They could seek time added to his sentence. Or a transfer to a full-stroke storage facility

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    6. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Informative

      I see. I know many countries have laws that stipulate that such unclaimed heritage goes to the government, which then can use it for the general good. Sounds very reasonable to me; better than having it go to the profit of some private business.

    7. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by reub2000 · · Score: 4, Informative

      According to wired, the lawyers are working pro bono on this.

    8. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      (in a related note, I do sometimes wonder indeed what happens to such hidden Swiss bank accounts, where only the account holder knows of, when this person dies)

      What happens is the same that happened to the assets of the jews that were killed in ww2.

      The money goes to Jewish bankers smart enough to be in Switzerland?

    9. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Does that actually mean they expect to get a cut?

    10. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by LordLimecat · · Score: 0

      Sounds very reasonable to me; better than having it go to the profit of some private business.

      You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?

      You know banks arent charities, right? That they arent safeguarding your money and providing interest for the general good?

      Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money (assuming no heirs or next of kin) rather than the government-- after all, the government already gets a big piece of the pie, but THIS piece they didnt earn.

    11. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by gutnor · · Score: 1

      Pro bono should mean that they are not taking any cut ( vs "no win no fee" - that either get a fixed cut, or charge their cost against won amounts)

    12. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by toastar · · Score: 0



      <p>You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?</p><p>You know banks arent charities, right? That they arent safeguarding your money and providing interest for the general good?</p></quote>

      They should be making interest on it.

      <quote>Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money (assuming no heirs or next of kin) rather than the government-- after all, the government already gets a big piece of the pie, but THIS piece they didnt earn.</quote>

      The government gets all abandoned property when someone dies. In this case they just don't have the burden of selling it for the funds.

      I mean if you have a person with no family and no will, where do expect his house and car to go to when he dies? The first squatter?

    13. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by toastar · · Score: 0
      Fucking /.

      You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?

      You know banks arent charities, right? That they arent safeguarding your money and providing interest for the general good?

      They should be making interest on it.

      Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money (assuming no heirs or next of kin) rather than the government-- after all, the government already gets a big piece of the pie, but THIS piece they didnt earn.

      The government gets all abandoned property when someone dies. In this case they just don't have the burden of selling it for the funds. I mean if you have a person with no family and no will, where do expect his house and car to go to when he dies? The first squatter?

    14. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not the government which gets it ultimately. It's the people. And the difference between that an a corporation is the people whom get it are not entitled to. The corporation's owners do not deserve it just because they did what they were paid to do. They already got paid for that safekeeping however it was stipulated for them to get paid. Be it they go $10 / year / month or made money off loaning this money out. The point is the best place it could end up is with the government or alternatively a charity doing good work (like educating underprivileged persons or feeding the poor).

    15. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by icebraining · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The bank didn't "earn" that money either. The only earned whatever fees and/or interests contracted with the account holder. If they hold it for 30 years, then they have 30 years of fees to subtract from the account, nothing more.

    16. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      In Canada, moneys in dormant accounts revert to the Federal government.

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    17. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except in the US, it is still backed and secured by the FDIC. The bank has zero liability for "storing" currency, which in todays economy, even is less of a concern since it is all electronic anyways.

    18. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by jd · · Score: 1

      In this case, working Edward de Bono would seem more appropriate.

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    19. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by mlush · · Score: 1

      Sounds very reasonable to me; better than having it go to the profit of some private business.

      You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?

      You know banks arent charities, right? That they arent safeguarding your money and providing interest for the general good?

      OK so what your saying here is that the banks lose money maintaining my bank account?

      Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money (assuming no heirs or next of kin) rather than the government-- after all, the government already gets a big piece of the pie, but THIS piece they didnt earn.

      Exactly what liability are the banks taking for the money? This is actual real money, not dependent on the health of the CEO or the wizardary of finance guy. On top of that the capital sum is getting less and less valuable as inflation chips away at it. $1000 in 1912 was a years and a half pay now its a weeks pay. As long as the interest rate is lower than inflation the bank can make a profit because they only have to return the same amount of currency not the same value of currency.

    20. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money

      So if you hold my money for years, then I want it back, you have to give it to me and get nothing extra. But if I die without instructions then you get to just keep it? Seems like that gives you the wrong sort of incentive.

    21. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If "hidden Swiss bank accounts" existed before, they ceased to do so after the Swiss agreed increased tax cooperation with the US and Europe in 2009. Within 2 years of this agreement, 28% of total foreign deposits in Switzerland had been withdrawn.

      Of course, this money merely went somewhere else, so Hans might have money stashed in Grand Cayman, Panama etc - who knows?

      I personally doubt that there is a secret Reiser fortune out there - while being an incredibly talented software developer, he was much less proficient at the practical aspects of life. Why did he take the stand at his own trial, despite his lawyer pleading for him not to?

      I don't think he made that much money - his interpersonal skills were legendarily poor - and nothing about him indicates him being "streetwise" enough to hide significant wealth in foreign countries. The one thing he might have managed would be to bury a bunch of gold somewhere - but unless it gets him some years off his prison sentence, he won't be saying anything about that to anybody.

    22. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by r1348 · · Score: 1

      After a few decades, the inactive account/deposit becomes state's property. That's how Switzerland became THAT rich: offer capital safeguarding during Wolrd Wars, aware that there's always someone who won't come back to claim it.

    23. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by sander · · Score: 1

      No, it means that the lawyers are working on the case for free.

    24. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by RabidReindeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Pro bono" is short for the Latin phrase pro bono publico, meaning "for the Public Good". Implying that the work will be performed for free as the profit is a better world for everyone.

      As opposed, to "Pro Sunny Bono", which means that you can sue people for copyright infringements on works your great-great grandparent did and to which you contributed nothing.

    25. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      better than having it go to the profit of some private business.

      - why? It would be better if this money was used by the bank to loan it to start a new business, maybe some form of VC, giving money to government is always the wrong way to go.

    26. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And "the people" are entitled to it how? Give me a break.
       
      And think that "The Government" is handing over all of the wealth it aquires all you want, but you'd certainly be a fool to believe that. Government power is built on the tax payers' backs. It's not a zero sum game.

    27. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's not the government which gets it ultimately. It's the people.

      That's not what the previous poster was describing. Split the proceeds between everyone and I'll agree that it is going to the people. Get spent by a government, even a democratic one, and well, I won't agree.

      My view on this is that a bank is as good a place as any, but being allowed to keep your funds under certain conditions is a conflict of interest. You don't want banks offing people because they could get a lot of money out of the deal.

    28. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      giving money to government is always the wrong way to go.

      Nope, there is at least one instance where it's the right way to go: when you want government to protect your monopoly/oligarchy. No private company can actually provide such a service, so it's really a no-brainer to give money to government here.

    29. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by KramberryKoncerto · · Score: 1

      The money given to the bank, whether or not they are put into a new loan, becomes pure profit. Usually banks earn a couple cents for every dollar deposited, now they earn the whole dollar.

    30. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by sideslash · · Score: 1

      You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?

      Ordinarily I would take the side of the private sector against government, but in this case you really don't want to give the entity holding the money a strong motivation to not reconnect with the account-holder. The bank needs to be free to work in the best interests of their customers. If they were claiming $100K accounts left and right you know their corporate strategies would be tweaked to optimize that income stream.

      I don't trust the government very much either. The MAX_WAIT_TIME should be very, very long.

    31. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by sideslash · · Score: 1

      why? It would be better if this money was used by the bank to loan it to start a new business, maybe some form of VC, giving money to government is always the wrong way to go.

      No, it would be foolish to give banks a powerful motivation to never reconnect with the account holders. They need to be free to serve their customers' best interests without a bunch of distracting $100K carrots dangling in front of their noses.

      "See, Mr. Auditor, I sent a letter to the account holder. How was I to know that it was sent to the wrong address?" (Gets large bonus later.)

    32. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by epine · · Score: 2

      You know banks arent charities, right?

      No, they're mainly the recipients of charity, public charity, but not often, since they can't be bothered to lift a sack for mere billions.

      It's not just me. I see you took flak from numerous parties over this post. Well, surprise, slashdot hasn't yet descended to the level of FOX News where "abracadabra private sector sweat equity hocus pocus confiscatory government alacazam redistributive charity" completely shuts done brain blood supply to the critical faculties.

    33. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      The money given to the bank, whether or not they are put into a new loan, becomes pure profit. Usually banks earn a couple cents for every dollar deposited, now they earn the whole dollar.

      - and this is a problem how? The more profit the bank makes by loaning this money out, the more of this money can be reused as investment capital. Give it to government and watch no investment into productive uses, only waste. Sure, they can fund more wars and more welfare, but none of it creates new business. These are SAVINGS, not TAXES, the taxes were paid already, the government got what it wanted, using the money to grow business will also generate more taxes, just handing money to government for no reason will only grow government for no reason.

    34. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by arth1 · · Score: 1

      So if you hold my money for years, then I want it back, you have to give it to me and get nothing extra. But if I die without instructions then you get to just keep it? Seems like that gives you the wrong sort of incentive.

      Well, duh! Why do you think we have all these bank assassins walking around? Yes, that one over there carrying an umbrella, despite it being sunny! And the guy in the pinstripe suit on the park bench. Don't tell me you haven't noticed!

    35. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Sounds very reasonable to me; better than having it go to the profit of some private business.

      You mean the private business that safeguarded it for all that time?

      You know banks arent charities, right? That they arent safeguarding your money and providing interest for the general good?

      Seems perfectly fair if I agree to hold people's money and take liability for it for many years, and you disappear with no will or anything else, that I should keep the money (assuming no heirs or next of kin) rather than the government-- after all, the government already gets a big piece of the pie, but THIS piece they didnt earn.

      You want the bank to be paid twice? They're already being paid from the deposit (by gambling with the money in the account, and/or by charging a yearly fee).

    36. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Right now the banks on their own volition hold the account open for a long time (actually in one of my banks the account will stay open for 99 years) until it's considered 'lost'. The bank doesn't care what's in the account individually, because the bank uses fractional lending to create counterfeit money anyway because of government insurance, it basically doesn't matter to the bank whether the money in it is your or 'banks', it treats the money in the same rotten manner with all these gov't moral hazards.

    37. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC that is exactly how Swiss banks became prominent in the business. During the 2nd world war, a lot of people (maybe Jewish?) in Europe opted to put their money in the banks of the closest neutral country they had. At the end of the war, banks were sitting on a bunch of accounts which nobody reclaimed. This made them quite rich and allowed them to setup the financial system they have now.

      Of course this might be only a legend.

    38. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by anagama · · Score: 1

      Don't get all bent out of shape -- giving money to the government is exactly like giving money to banks, though the reverse is not true. But so what, as long as the money winds up in the pocket of a billionaire so he can hire a few more maidservants -- everything is great. I mean, charity for the rich, that's how you make jobs right?

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    39. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I'll care about that type of point of view when the new businesses start going to the poor for loans.

      Of-course today it's impossible to get a business loan in all these countries that devalue their currencies, and you are right - banks and government are essentially one and the same (and military industrial complex, etc.), but that link doesn't have to exist, that is precisely why Government must be shackled by the chains of Constitution and prevented from meddling in the economy and money, prevented from printing cash and setting interest rates, etc. Of-course there are people now who say: I don't give a damn, I'd burn the Constitution myself if that meant I could get some free stuff. (6th paragraph down)

      Well, with attitudes like that why is it a surprise that there is no limit, no law and government can do whatever it wants and it is the same thing as banks basically?

    40. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - and this is a problem how?

      This is a problem because banks didn't earn the rest of that dollar through free market competition. They only got it because the original owner died, not because they were providing a better product or service; not because they were more efficient or productive than other banks.

      That money is the banks getting something for doing nothing. It breeds laziness and destroys potential productivity. You know, all the things we say about people on welfare.

    41. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Government must be shackled by the chains of Constitution

      That's what they tried in 19th century US. It didn't work.

      Constitutions can't shackle government. Pretty words can't shackle the government. The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.

      Of-course there are people now who say: I don't give a damn, I'd burn the Constitution myself if that meant I could get some free stuff. (6th paragraph down)

      It's guys like him who dare to burn down the Constitution themselves that would be the vehicle to deliver that blood (either his own blood, or the tyrants'). His attitude is the right one to take (as long as he follows through)

      The problem is we don't have ENOUGH of people like him.

    42. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The government gets all abandoned property when someone dies.

      Thing is, it wasnt abandoned: It was entrusted to another private entity, who has used its own resources to safeguard it.

    43. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      But if I die without instructions then you get to just keep it?

      I have bad news for you: If you die without a will, SOMEONE gets to "just keep it".

    44. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      I think all of that is a good point, and a lot more compelling than the whole "you owe it to the government" argument given above.

      Im just not super thrilled with the idea that the government can seize legally held property for no other reason than that it feels entitled to it, thats all.

    45. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah everyone stop paying taxes, fuck the government.
      Fuck the roads, highways, military, hospitals, schools, stop lights... who needs that shit???

      Ignorance is bliss.....

    46. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, everybody should stop paying taxes and supporting the blood thirsty tyrannical governments, but your argument does not apply at all in this case, the money in question is already in a bank, whatever it is, it was taxed long ago.

    47. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll care about that type of point of view when the new businesses start going to the poor for loans.

      Yes, because it's the LOANS that are important, not the customers.

      Oh wait...

      Reality is different than you think, it's not the rich people giving out money that matter, they're a relatively small part of most customer bases, there's only so much they need.

      But the massive numbers of potential customers? Where are they?

    48. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Using fractional lending, which you clearly know about as you mention it a few posts down, the money is already being used for loans.

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    49. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      The government gets all abandoned property when someone dies.

      Thing is, it wasnt abandoned: It was entrusted to another private entity, who has used its own resources to safeguard it.

      ...and been compensated for that over time, either via monthly fee or by using the money to lend out and earn interest. They have no vested interest in the capital.

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    50. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, everybody should stop paying taxes and supporting the blood thirsty tyrannical governments

      Yes, no go with evil governments of america. Move business to China. Move moneys to China. Chinese governments peaceful and lovings.

      Good american business like Apple come to China. Big pineapple too. Everybody come to China.

    51. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bank didn't earn it either. They have been paid by the use of the money during the time it was deposited with them.

    52. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Governments historically limited interest rates under usury laws. It's only when these laws were removed and made illegal by the Federal government that we've gotten in to this problem of insane lending. You talk about limits, but the Constitution specifically GRANTS the Federal government the power to print by regulating the value thereof of currency and by setting weights and measures.

      But thanks for playing.

      And while the poster who you linked was extreme in his comments, you sir are a goddamn liar. He didn't say to get free stuff, he made a qualifier on a better society, which is at best vague and ambiguous.

    53. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      If a bank takes a loss on an investment, it gets zero recompensation from the government (unless some emergency bill is passed). There is no such thing in the banking world as "zero liability" storage of money; FDIC only covers funds to a certain level, and if the bank runs out and is unable to fully meet its obligations, theres a good chance it will go into bankruptcy and can fail. All the FDIC insurance does is make sure that in such a scenario that the depositors arent totally up a creek.

      If that qualifies as "zero liability" in your book, then sure, run with that.

    54. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      Free to the client, definitely, but the lawyer often gets something (non-monetary) out of the deal too.

      The American Bar Association recommends 50 hours of pro bono service per year, and most state bar associations recommend various numbers of pro bono service per year, too. 7 states even have mandatory reporting of pro bono hours. The bar gives out awards to firms that do their pro bono work, too, and it seems pretty prestigious.

      http://www.americanbar.org/groups/probono_public_service/policy/aba_model_rule_6_1.html
      http://www.americanbar.org/groups/probono_public_service/policy/reporting_of_pro_bono_service.html

      Standing in a bar association is pretty much the go to prestige for an attorney, from what I can tell, and it's sort of the law equivalent to medicine's Hippocratic oath. A little.

    55. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by reub2000 · · Score: 1

      So in other words, bragging rights.

    56. Re:Wouildn't his kids inherit his money anyway? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Not news, of course. But that someone is probably not the bank.

  4. Surely their greedy lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    told them to file a lawsuit because he gets 40-60%.

    1. Re:Surely their greedy lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA, 'tard.

    2. Re:Surely their greedy lawyer by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Yeah that 60% cut off the pro bono fee is going to be humongous.

  5. How is this tech/science/... related? by gruntkowski · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't get why this article is promoted. I mean: 'the Reiser kids are going to sue their dad'. Big deal! What's next: the Olsen Twins?

    1. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Reiser is the author of reiserfs. A filesystem in the linux kernel.

    2. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by kregg · · Score: 1

      If they become Linux developers then sure

    3. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Olsen twins are suing their dad?

    4. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Compaqt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Come on, man, you know perfectly well why the story was posted: because it's going to get upwards of 200 comments and a whole lot of pageviews because we're all morbidly interested in the nextgen filesystem developer turned murderer.

      Now, what you really meant to say is: Fellow geeks, we ought not to take interest in this story.

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    5. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by gruntkowski · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. Now let's do some programming!

    6. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but he's no longer actively developing it (for obvious reasons), and there's no reason to assume that this will change soon. Therefore whatever happens to him is no longer more interesting than what happens to John Doe, unless it specifically is about the code in the kernel (e.g. if someone had sued him for copyright violation over reiserfs, it certainly would be of special interest here).

    7. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Canazza · · Score: 2

      The Olsen Twins have a *dad*
      I always thought they were some kind of fungus.

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    8. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Bootsy+Collins · · Score: 1

      /. is not a tech or science site. It covers news for nerds. Often tech/science stuff falls into that category; but so do other things too. In particular, nerds tend to be interested in what's happening to famous (among nerds) nerds.

    9. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why developers and IT people will continue to be forced to work 60 hour weeks until they are outsourced. They don't know how to stick together. Fuck the guy if he was screwed over for half his wealth and his kids by some conniving Russian cunt looking for a green card. Personally any Russian or Ukrainian cunt who pulls shit like that deserves what they get. And if the guy gets screwed by the justice system after, he should be backed by his brothers and systers in technology. If we all stick together through thick and thin, we'll stop being pushed around. We won't have to work 60 hour weeks unless we really want to. Then more people would be required to be hired. We could influence politicians by voting in blocks so that it stops being so easy for companies to outsource to Asia while getting huge tax breaks. Or to force them to stop allowing the abuse of the H1-B Indentured Servant Visas. Etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. etc.

      Solidarity forever,
      Solidarity forever,
      Solidarity forever,
      For the union makes us strong.

      Is there aught we hold in common with the greedy parasite,
      Who would lash us into serfdom and would crush us with his might?
      Is there anything left to us but to organize and fight?
      For the union makes us strong.

      Chorus

      It is we who plowed the prairies; built the cities where they trade;
      Dug the mines and built the workshops, endless miles of railroad laid;
      Now we stand outcast and starving midst the wonders we have made;
      But the union makes us strong.

      Chorus

      All the world that's owned by idle drones is ours and ours alone.
      We have laid the wide foundations; built it skyward stone by stone.
      It is ours, not to slave in, but to master and to own.
      While the union makes us strong.

      Chorus

      They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn,
      But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn.
      We can break their haughty power, gain our freedom when we learn
      That the union makes us strong.

      Chorus

      In our hands is placed a power greater than their hoarded gold,
      Greater than the might of armies, magnified a thousand-fold.
      We can bring to birth a new world from the ashes of the old
      For the union makes us strong.

    10. Re:How is this tech/science/... related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's just mean. Are you seriously telling me that you never masturbated to them in Full House? If so, then you are a liar.

  6. Hidden assets. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's believed he may have hidden assets and a judgment is sought so a search for these can be conducted.

    Probably in an vnode. Try "reiserfsck".

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    1. Re:Hidden assets. by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      this will involve lawyers.

      try 'man clusterfsck' for more info.

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    2. Re:Hidden assets. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      try 'man clusterfsck' for more info.

      error: man page not found.
      Did you mean glusterfsck?

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    3. Re:Hidden assets. by sjames · · Score: 2

      Odds are good you'll have to dd him into a larger volume before recovery can work.

    4. Re:Hidden assets. by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      "Gonzalez also said Reiser – who was Linux software developer – may have intellectual property rights to some of the projects he was working on."

      ReiserFS could be bought/licensed by Microsoft ...
      "FAT64FS"

    5. Re:Hidden assets. by gman003 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's an info page?

    6. Re:Hidden assets. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Probably in an vnode.

      Heh. Wherever the assets are, they're probably not in one place - scattered all over creation would be more likely.

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  7. Children that sue? by wvmarle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I wonder who really initiated the suit. Not likely the kids: what do they know about money, at that age, let alone law suits? Why would those children suspect the existence of hidden assets? They probably don't even know what the word means.

    So other than these two children, who's going to benefit? Is this initiated by some lawyers that do the suing on behalf of the children? Is it initiated by their legal guardian who hopes to get access to (part of) that money?

    1. Re:Children that sue? by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wonder who really initiated the suit. Not likely the kids: what do they know about money, at that age

      The lawsuit was initiated by the children's grand mother (Nina Reisers mother) who is their legal guardian and with whom the children now live in Russia.
      I don't pretend to know anything about her motives, but I don't see anything wrong with a grand mother trying to secure her grandchildren's future. Especially after all they have been through.

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    2. Re:Children that sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you think a 12 year old doesn't know what money is and want it, you've never had a 12 year old...

      Posting anonymously because I'm moderating.

    3. Re:Children that sue? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      I wonder who really initiated the suit.

      His wife? Google tells me she may still be alive... although strangely nothing dated since he confessed and lead the authorities to where he buried her and the body was positively identified as Nina... I've never known facts to stop the conspiracy nuts so abruptly.

    4. Re:Children that sue? by pipatron · · Score: 2

      It's hardly a conspiracy theory to speculate that a missing person may actually be alive until they have found the body or got a confession.

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    5. Re:Children that sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be that the money is difficult, if not impossible, to access from prison.

    6. Re:Children that sue? by crazyjj · · Score: 0

      Considering her daughter was a mail-order bride, I wouldn't bet much on the personal integrity of this woman.

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    7. Re:Children that sue? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      You mean when he confessed and revealed where he hid the body for a reduced sentence?

    8. Re:Children that sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. During this whole thing I couldn't believe how many people here defended the guy. The evidence was really strong. I mean, removing the chair from his car and throw it away so he could sleep in it, then hosed out the interior and left it full of water at the same time his wife abandon his kids? WTF? His story was so full of holes only a deluded idiot would fall for it, but our years after he shows where he hid the body and people are still defending him. Dang. He murdered his wife. He was convicted. He showed the police the body. He's not a hero.

    9. Re:Children that sue? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Considering her daughter was a mail-order bride, I wouldn't bet much on the personal integrity of this woman.

      Dude, you suck and must never have been around other kids. My parents were decent, honest people who did their best to raise me, but I still did stupid things they never would have approved of. I'm doing my best to raise my own kids, but I'd bet lots of money that at some point they'll do things I would not have.

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    10. Re:Children that sue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I see, according to you, anybody that signs up with a dating service is now a mail order bride. Woman that use eHarmony, Match.com, or OkCupid are mail order brides. For the record, Nina was translating for Hans' date when Hans liked her more than his date. Nina was a medical doctor in Russia, not exactly trailer trash looking for a sugar daddy.

    11. Re:Children that sue? by airdweller · · Score: 1

      And I really hope you will be held accountable for every stupid thing your kids will do no matter what or when they do it (if you happen to procreate). Maybe it will make you understand how stupid your comment was.

    12. Re:Children that sue? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      So? He wrote a nice file system. That's moderately relevant to me. I couldn't care less about what he does on his spare time or in what ways his wife died. It doesn't affect me the slightest.

      Seriously.

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  8. I know where the assets are hidden! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's stuffed in the back seat of his car!

    If Hans offers to drive his children to where the money is hidden, I hope they will have the sense to take a cab instead.

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    1. Re:I know where the assets are hidden! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Han's car has no back seat. I remember clearly, because he drives the same car I do. He also removed the passenger seat to make room for the body.

    2. Re:I know where the assets are hidden! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Han's car? Who's that Han you are speaking of? The one who shot first?

    3. Re:I know where the assets are hidden! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      And then he didn't put it back!

    4. Re:I know where the assets are hidden! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      That Han wouldn't have fucked up so badly. Also the cops would have been reduced to shooting at random while he lifted off and made the jump into hyperspace.

    5. Re:I know where the assets are hidden! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't be that guy. He's frozen in carbonite.

  9. What was the business worth? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    IIRC Reiser was trying to sell his company after he was arrested, but I doubt he got 15*10^6 USD for it, and a lot would have gone to lawyers.

  10. I know all manner of ways to hide assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I'd make a great Mafioso if I weren't so squeamish about Cement Overshoes. :-D

    A little bird lit on my windowsill as I was having my morning coffee today to explain Barbados Bearer Bond Corporations.

    I don't know the procedure for actually incorporating, but I expect there are services in Barbados that will handle it for you for a reasonable price.

    Barbados Bearer Bond Corporations are Legal People just like the United States Disney and Heartst corporations, but when one incorporates one, one is issued a bond by the Government of Barbados.

    Whoever physically posseses that bond owns the corporation, so be sure to keep it in a safe place.

    ProTip: don't put it in a safe deposit box; The Man can legally drill out your lock if they obtain a search warrant. Instead, when you don't actively need to use it, pack it securely in a strong, leakproof container, then bury it three feet underground out in the woods somewhere, while noting your location with a GPS.

    Once you have incorporated, your Bearer Bond Corporation can be the legal holder of a bank account. I suggest you don't open that account in the United States. I don't know about Barbados in particular, but many Caribbean nations have strict bank secrecy laws. They don't have taxes either. I understand Lichtenstein is that way if you live in Europe.

    Once you have that bank account, you can receive wire transfers, EFTs and paypals.

    Now you need to find a way to register a domain name anonymously. I looked into that a while back, and found some registrars that pointed out they were not beholden to United States Legal Authorities, but those registrars were in law-abiding nations, and so would be vulnerable were they to be served with a warrant by their own government. One way to do it would be to set up a second bearer bond corporation, so it could be the registrant. Slashdot once reported that Turkey permits anonymous registration, but I haven't yet looked into it.

    Now you need an anonymous web hosting service. There are lots of those; they will accept payment by international money order. Just be careful not to get your fingerprints on the money order, its envelope or your cover letter. I recommend PRQ of Sweden; they will host anything that's legal in Sweden, and have their own full-time legal staff to fight takedown orders; I've been doing business with PRQ - under my real name - since 2010 and cannot recommend them highly enough.

    Now you set up a completely legitimate website that monetizes itself in some way that doesn't require disclosing your true identity. A real good way would be to post Software Engineering Tutorials, then get Slashdotted once you build out your site. It's not that your Slashdotting will bring your site revenue, but that all the "organic links" that result will boost the SEO of your site, so that at a later time, it will actually get more visits every day as a result of search engine referrals than it did from your Slashdotting.

    So don't be in a hurry to monetize your site. If you really are in a hurry to hide your assets, fly over to Amsterdam, buy a bunch of diamonds, then leave them deeply buried underground somewhere within the European Community - so you don't face customs inspection with a pocket full of Rocks, you see. Whenever you need some cash, dig them back up, keep a few with you then sell them for cash in Amsterdam.

    You would do well to build several different sites, each on a widely different topic. Each will attract a distinctly different clientele, and its hard to know ahead of time what topic for a site will pay off. Whatever you do, you want a low-maintenance site, because you don't want to have to hire a webmaster to look after your money laundering operation. Every single one of my own sites consists entirely of static documents; the closest thing I come to a web application is that I now u

    1. Re:I know all manner of ways to hide assets by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2

      while noting your location with a GPS

      Yeah but what happens if you forget the coordinates? You write it down. Then what happens if the police find a WGS84 coordinate in your stuff?

    2. Re:I know all manner of ways to hide assets by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Nothing, because they're actually coordinates that I converted to NAD27 before I wrote them down!!!

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    3. Re:I know all manner of ways to hide assets by rk · · Score: 1

      GIS humor!

  11. Discovering Russia. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Discovery Channel:"Welcome to Russia week, where we cover the exciting things about Russia. Murder, intrigue, censorship, and the origins of the 'in Soviet Russia' meme."

  12. how can you hide assets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in a journaling filesystem?

  13. Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    And your point is?

    "Mania" is no joke. A symptom of my own Bipolar-Type Schizoaffective Disorder, Mania is a euphoric state of mind that, while it can feel good, is very very dangerous. Manic people are extremely creative, but when manic, have no way of distinguishing really good ideas from really bad ones.

    For example, a man with Bipolar Affective Disorder - Manic Depression - drank eighteen beers one day then knocked over a bank. He carried his loot across the street, sat under a bush then quietly waited for the police to arrive.

    I pull stunts like that myself from time to time, but fortunately for me Mania is quite rare. I'm the opposite kind, in that I spend much of my life contemplating suicide.

    Good Day.

    Michael David Crawford, who invites his critics to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

  14. he changed IT culture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Before Hans Reiser when debating one man projects they would always say "what if the lead developer gets hit by a bus?" now it's said "what if the lead developer gets arrested for murder?"

  15. The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by captainpanic · · Score: 0

    I have no doubt that some grown-ups have talked these poor kids in suing their own father. Alright, the bastard is a murderer. Still, leave the kids out of it, you damned lawyers. What percentage of the sum does the lawyer get? Enough to ignore ethical behaviour, I bet. The cliche that you have to pay the bills has a limit.

    If left to themselves, these kids, ages 11 and 12 would never ever have come up with such a plan. It's adult greed, and it's sickening to make these kids go through all this just for money. Sure, it's gonna pay for their college years. And it's gonna leave them with a mental scar for life.

    1. Re:The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by sander · · Score: 1

      The lawyers are working pro bono, which you would no if you read the article. Not that I expect you to know what it means.

    2. Re:The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able or not for the education makes huge difference on persons life. Plus, the scar from this lawsuit will be negligible compared to the scar of their father killing their mother. The kids will only benefit.

    3. Re:The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It means that it's just a little more obvoius that the lawyers are lying scumbags. If you believe they are working for free, I have bridge to sell you.

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    4. Re:The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 1

      The children's guardian (grandmother) initiated the lawsuit, in looking out for the best interest of the children. Were I in a similar situation, I would also use the full force of the law to ensure the assets were located and set aside for my wards.

      That's just being a good guardian.

      The lawyers are working pro bono, which you would know if you had read the article. It never ceases to amaze me that some people are willing to spew out hundreds of words, while jumping to some asinine conclusion, without taking the time to read the associated article.

    5. Re:The lawyer of the kids gets a percentage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you personally know and can verify that every single lawyer in the US is a lying scumbag?

  16. Post the GPS coordinates on the Usenet News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in plain site of everyone, but carefully encrypted somehow.

    For example, you could use an anonymous remailer chain to send each digit in a separate post to a bunch of completely unrelated newsgroups. Make sure your posts are on-topic so they're easy to find later in an archive search.

    Suppose you need to encode the digits "123":

    "One is the loneliest number" posted to a groupd about popular music

    "Two can play at that game" when you get into a pissing match with a troll.

    "Three strikes and you're out" in a discussion of the DMCA.

    1. Re:Post the GPS coordinates on the Usenet News by sander · · Score: 1

      This is a great example of why you should never take advice from Anonymous Cowards.

  17. They never learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bang. Bang. (And another Bang Bang for the granny and her lawyer). Hans Solo.

  18. Cut the crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please put this kind of stories on people.com.

  19. Yes, they did. by wanax · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only reason the bank protected peoples' money for many years in the first place, and why Switzerland draws so many international deposits, is because they have a long record of effective government, an independent legal system and bank controls. Moreover, given that most modern governments guarantee deposits up to a certain level (100k CHF in this case), much of the depository risk is borne by the government and ultimately the tax payer, not the bank. And the bank has already made its (legitimate) profit by having access to the principal to lend against for many years. But hey, when you can ignore those inconvenient facts to privatize profits while socializing the risk, you gotta do it, right?

    1. Re:Yes, they did. by lantenon · · Score: 1

      Not sure about Switzerland, but in the U.S., banks pay insurance premiums to be covered by that FDIC insurance. So, your argument to a certain extent falls apart: the government has already been paid for the risk that they're taking; if the person dies, the fact that they took that risk gives the government no more right to the funds than the bank (as, by your logic, both parties -- the bank, and the government -- have already been compensated for their efforts.)

    2. Re:Yes, they did. by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

      . Moreover, given that most modern governments guarantee deposits up to a certain level (100k CHF in this case), much of the depository risk is borne by the government and ultimately the tax payer, not the bank.

      Banks pay premiums for that insurance based on how many deposits the government has to take over. The reason government does it is that it's the only counterparty big enough to assume that risk -- no private insurer has enough assets to make it a credible backstop.

      So the inconvenient facts here are the same as in any insurance scheme -- a small trickle of cash in exchange for a assuming the risk of large but rare events. The taxpayer here is not being had any more than any other insurer in this arrangement.

    3. Re:Yes, they did. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Deoposit insurance doesnt magically remove the risk of not getting a return, its just a backstop if something goes catastrophically wrong-- which incidentally is a protection for the consumer, not the bank. If the bank goes under, its owners still take a significant hit.

      Or did I miss the part where that 100k CHF goes to the bank, rather than the consumer, in the event of an issue?

      And the bank has already made its (legitimate) profit by having access to the principal to lend against for many years

      And the government-- especially in countries with a VAT-- has already gotten its piece of the pie at each step of the transaction chain. The money was entrusted by an individual to a private entity, the individual abandoned it, im not seeing the principle whereby the government gets to swoop in and take it. Im not trying to say that the bank deserves this money, just that its done a good deal more to earn it than the government has.

      Government taking truly abandoned property makes sense, as it is a burden to society if unclaimed and there is noone else more convenient to claim it. If there were, then the government wouldnt get it at all.

    4. Re:Yes, they did. by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The only reason the bank protected peoples' money for many years in the first place, and why Switzerland draws so many international deposits, is because they have (IMO) a long history of completely ignoring illegal deposits and are complicit in money laundering. They are the first bank of criminal enterprises that want guaranteed security without fear of disclosure or seizure. Why else do you think they were the bankers of the Nazi's? Why else do you think most of the worlds wealthiest citizens and biggest despots store "hidden" money in swiss accounts?

      The Swiss have always been the bankers for the evilest people in the world and they have been because they don't care who you are or where your money came from. According to the lawsuit the US government is undertaking against the Swiss banks they not only solicited but actively assisted US citizens in hiding assets. Investigations by other countries have revealed the same pattern of behavior. There is a bit of purity in not caring about where the money came from, but a lot of that money is covered in blood and the Swiss have never cared.

    5. Re:Yes, they did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deposit insurance is managed by the government, but it's paid for by the banks, and therefore indirectly by the depositors. That part of the system is not a socialized risk, it's a normal business risk carried by the people conducting business. Nothing to see here.

      OTOH if a bank loses money through its own bad investments and the gov't supplies a bailout, that has nothing to do with deposit insurance. Citi's bailout funds did not come from the FDIC and it would be asinine to suggest so.

    6. Re:Yes, they did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the real reason that Switzerland and the Caymens are so popular for banking, that they don't ask questions about where the money came from and until recently never bothered to ask if the whole thing was a tax dodge, in fact actively encouraging people to accept their help in hiding assets.

      Yes, they have all those other things, but in that regard most developed countries are reasonably safe places to store money.

    7. Re:Yes, they did. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its just a backstop if something goes catastrophically wrong

      And those catastrophes are generally caused by the banking or finance industry anyway. When was the last time the dairy industry caused systemic economic collapse due to negligence, abuse, and outright fraud?

      You fucking bank apologists really confuse me. I can only assume you work on Wall Street and live in that reality distortion field.

    8. Re:Yes, they did. by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      You fucking bank apologists really confuse me. I can only assume you work on Wall Street and live in that reality distortion field.

      No need to be nasty about it, and for the record I make probably around the median income, dont have a mansion, dont work at a bank, dont have any special attraction to banks, dont live or work on Wall street or have a significant attachment to wall st.....

      The discussion was never on whether banks have caused problems in the past, and I dont think thats relevant. When banks screw up, Im all for letting them fail. But here we are discussing whether it is a good idea that the government be allowed to entitle itself to funds that were entrusted to a private entity, and I think "no, thats incredibly dangerous".

      I think the mentality that the government is the default and de-facto final destination for all funds is cancerous, and needs to be stamped out. The only reason the government should ever be taking money is to fulfill its duties to the governed, and I take a rather narrower view of what that entails. I think that giving "extra" money to the government rarely turns out for the best, and tends to cause it to expand in unhealthy ways.

      Calling me an apologist is just a smokescreen; real world opinions dont usually tend to be as simplistic as you seem to think they are. I can be a supporter of private enterprise and nervous about government involvement without it meaning that I am somehow a sellout to "the man".

  20. No hidden assets IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he had $15 million in hidden assets, he wouldn't have been working with the man that took his wife from him. Instead he would have gone off on holiday, had sex with a lot of slutty women and got a new wife.

    On the other hand if he had no money, he'd have to suffer it, maybe even getting angry enough inside to kill her and him.

    So the situation he was in suggests he didn't have a choice, i.e. no hidden money.

    1. Re:No hidden assets IMHO by TaggartAleslayer · · Score: 1

      Money does not cure mental illness or emotional instability.

    2. Re:No hidden assets IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. There has never been a case of a rich person murdering their spouse.

    3. Re:No hidden assets IMHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can buy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium_pharmacology
      And pay for a psychiatrist...

  21. The ego the size of the plamet. by westlake · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's five in the morning here and I am in no mood to be charitable.

    The lawsuit was initiated by the children's grandmother. Their legal guardian. Her lawyers are working pro bono.

    No fees. No slice of the pie. Got that?

    Moving on.

    Reiser is defending himself.

    In a way, he is always defending himself. Reiser, it seems, can do no wrong.

    He is the one who asked the judge to drag the kids into court.

    "Why?" you ask.

    What he wanted to do was to draw them into a grandiose scheme to promote his new and improved conspiracy theories and defense for the murder. The judge isn't playing along.

    He claims his wife was abusing the kids, that she had Factitious disorder by proxy --- often referred to as Munchausen syndrome by proxy --- where a caregiver harms or even kills someone they are in charge of in order to gain sympathy and attention. During the 2008 trial, Reiser alluded to that as well, accusing his wife of having the disease when she wanted to get their son surgery for severe hearing loss.

    In the unlawful death case, he now says why: ''I defended my children from harm.'' He added that, by murdering his wife, ''I stopped multiple felonies by doing so.''

    In his papers, he accuses the courts, the prison system, county children's services, his trial attorneys and others of conspiring against him, during his murder trial and now in the civil case.

    ''There are extensive legal grounds under multiple arguments for defending an innocent child when the state will not, at the cost of a non-innocent party's life,'' Hans Reiser wrote.

    Convicted of Murder, Linux Guru Hans Reiser Returns to Court to Fight Civil Suit

    "Wired" has it all, in Reiser's own handwriting.

    More.

    The beginning of Monday's trial was marked by impatience from the judge and the children's legal team. The complaint against Reiser was originally filed in August 2008 by the children's maternal grandmother and legal guardian, Irina Sharanova. The case has been stalled as Reiser filed various motions to delay proceedings and claimed that he has not had adequate access to his legal documents while at Pleasant Valley State Prison in Coalinga.

    ''This trial has been pending for a really long time,'' said Judge Dennis Hayashi about the pretrial claims. ''I also made it clear that I'm not delaying this any further. ... We need to move on.''

    Reiser, dressed in his orange prison uniform and appearing antsy at Hayashi's denials, has subpoenaed his children to appear in court.

    They are living in Russia with Sharanova and are not expected at the trial, [Sharanova's attorney] said.

    "I personally don't think it would do the children any good to come here and testify in this trial,"

    "They'd have to relive what they went through as very young children."

    Both of the children were at their father's house in the Montclair district when the killing is believed to have taken place.

    Jury selection begins in Hans Reiser civil trial

    1. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      Thanks for this. :-/ It's an unhappy set of facts, but I think it's an accurate reading.

      I had hoped that Hans would give up on the self-justifications. It seemed like his over-inflated ego collapsed when he admitted to the murder, but it seems back in full-force now. :-(

    2. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Omnifarious · · Score: 0

      BTW, as a total off-topic aside, I've reviewed your posting history and you are never in the mood to be charitable. Fortunately, you frequently make decent points, even if you don't acknowledge that you're wrong when you are.

    3. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If you ever worked with ReiserFS, you know that grandiose excuses for making things disappear was *absolutely typical*. ReiserFS's ability to pretend to try to find material, and screw it up in the very process of trying to locate it was legendary, and Hans spent most of his support time making excuses for losing customer's material. That mess caused me professional difficulty when I warned my employer about its instability and he lost 2 Terabytes of data that "was temporary anyway, we don't need to back it up". I'd run backups behind his back, it saved six months of work by several departments who'd been putting critical work on that "temporary" storage becasue no one told them it was "temporary".

      And *I* got a bad review that year for having used company resources against my boss's orders.

    4. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      Interesting type of troll.

      The "I am a valid arbiter of your lifelong record" troll. You even throw in a dash of "balance" about the guy making decent posts. Oh, how kind of you.

      --
      intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    5. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by westlake · · Score: 1
      On the question of "hidden assets."

      On October 10, 2006, following the second search of his home, Oakland police and Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) investigators removed a number of items. HSI had been investigating Reiser for money laundering. Police announced that they were now treating the disappearance as a homicide case, and Reiser was arrested for the murder of Nina Reiser.

      Hans Reiser

    6. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the $trillions Reiser has coming to him when his "Theory of Absolutivity" turns out to make Einstein all wrong. See pg 239 of the motion to stay / rant he filed at the beginning of May.

    7. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I originally had the person as a 'foe' because (s)he really irritated me at least once in the past. This cogent and well-thought out post made me re-think that decision, and in so doing I reviewed h(is/er) posting history.

      This is my personal opinion. I am the valid arbiter of my own opinion. And I'm also a valid arbiter of whether or not someone is a friend or foe. I, personally, like knowing why someone friends or foes me, though I can often figure it out from context. So I figured I'd return the favor.

      Perhaps softening words like 'seems' would've helped to make it clear that I did not really intend the post as a judgment from on high.

    8. Re:The ego the size of the plamet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he always posts at 5am in the morning?

  22. Easy way to ensure the children get money by aepervius · · Score: 0

    make sure it is required in judgment that the money do not go to the guardian, but is stored on an account which can't be touched until 18, and on which the guardian has no procuration.

    --
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    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0345409469/
    visit randi.org
    1. Re:Easy way to ensure the children get money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not reasonable for the money to go toward the support of the children? Reiser himself placed the burden of raising the kids on their grandmother by killing his wife.

    2. Re:Easy way to ensure the children get money by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      make sure it is required in judgment that the money do not go to the guardian, but is stored on an account which can't be touched until 18, and on which the guardian has no procuration.

      In other words, make sure the kids are raised in poverty.

  23. Can this be used to get a re-trial? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer, but it seems plausible that this can be used as an evidence of fraud in Hans' marriage/divorce/custody, what substantially changes the circumstances of killing Nina Reiser, invalidating the whole previous trial.

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    1. Re:Can this be used to get a re-trial? by sander · · Score: 1

      This does not give any new information that would cause any doubts as to whether or not it was a murder or manslaughter - the fact that he killed his wife is pretty damn watertight. So this does not change anything trial or sentencing wise, never mind the part where he pleaded guilty and lead police to her grave.

      Trying to go back no saying "hey! look! like i said, they are evil money-grabbing bastards! this makes my trial invalid!" would simply get him laughed out of court.

    2. Re:Can this be used to get a re-trial? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      No it doesn't: They had demonstrated that he had means, incriminating physical evidence, opportunity, and a coverup attempt. The motive isn't all that important under those circumstances.

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      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    3. Re:Can this be used to get a re-trial? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Wow there are still idiots who think he's innocent even after leading the police to the body?

    4. Re:Can this be used to get a re-trial? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      No, but if anyone else did that, it would not be a first degree murder.

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    5. Re:Can this be used to get a re-trial? by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      For distinction between degrees of murder, and between murder and manslaughter, it is. Clearly, prolonged mental abuse, with the goal of financial gain, was involved.

      --
      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  24. Errr... no. by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Firstly, lots of people have bad divorces. That's never going to fly as circumstances for reducing a murder charge.

    2nd, he already tried the "Munchhausen by Proxy" defense in the original trial. It was sad, pathetic, bullshit by a raving lunatic then, and it still is. (Just read the first-hand trial accounts...)

    Last, Hans has already admitted to the crime and voluntarily waived all appeals. (He revealed the location of the body in return for a sentencing reduction.) This act of fighting the wrongful death suit is just another way for Hans to re-try the case he lost, and lost badly. He'll lose again, and lose badly, since he is so adept at making an utter fool of himself in court.

    In Hans' world, everyone is to blame Nina's death, and his conviction for it, but himself.

  25. Where did it come from? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Was Namesys really that successful, or did he get his wealth some other way? $15 million is a fair bit of cash.

  26. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by hazah · · Score: 1

    I hope you see it for the illusion that it is. Albait one that feels quite real, I know.

  27. All due respect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates never tried to kill Melinda. That's why I run Windows.

    Linux is the wild west.

    1. Re:All due respect... by pne · · Score: 1

      So you’re saying that Reiser is to Linux as Gates is to Microsoft?

      --
      Esli epei etot cumprenan, shris soa Sfaha.
  28. 'return to the U.S. for their own well-being' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That seems rather contradictory...

  29. Nope by sgent · · Score: 1

    In most cases, all the suing party will have to do is submit a copy of his guilty plea. The arguments will be about damages.

    A civil trial doesn't require much in the burden of proof ("50% plus a feather"), so his guilty plea in open court will meat the is he liable portion. Then its about damages.

    1. Re:Nope by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Not this trial (that is absolutely pointless because he clearly has nothing of value). The murder one.

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      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  30. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Actually, "maniac" is a word in common usage to refer to extreme (often violent) behaviour with no reference to manic-depression at all.

    You can have violent criminal maniacs such as gangsters who are psychologically "normal", albeit sociopathic.

    Few, if any, manic depressives are murderers. .

    --
    To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  31. The answer is hidden in the reiserfs code... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... which explains why it is such a convoluted mess (and yes, I've looked at the source before).

  32. Say what you like about Hans Reiser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But he made a killer file system. I use it all the time - it's murderingly good. Takes a knife to the other file systems and slashes them completely.

    1. Re:Say what you like about Hans Reiser by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      I switched to btrfs - Beater File System.

      --
      echo -e 'global _start\n _start:\n mov eax, 2\n int 80h\n jmp _start' > a.asm; nasm a.asm -f elf; ld a.o -o a;
  33. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "albait"?

  34. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by E1910 · · Score: 2

    He means all bait. Like "all jailbait".

  35. Ya well we already knew that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    His mouth was what got him convicted in the first place. The prosecution's case against him was circumstantial. It was fairly good, but as I said circumstantial, no physical evidence, not even any evidence his wife was dead. While they can and do get convictions on that (they wouldn't bring it to trial if it never worked) it is harder.

    There is a reasonable chance he may have gotten off had he kept his trap shut and let his legal team work. They did have an at least somewhat plausible theory: That his wife had run off to Russia. While that isn't without issues to poke holes in, it might just have been plausible enough, combined with the lack of physical evidence, to generate reasonable doubt.

    However he insisted on taking the stand and that was the end of him. Between his completely arrogant attitude and his logical inconsistencies, the prosecution was able to just skewer him on cross examination, sealing the outcome.

    The problem is he has a sever case of something many geeks seem to have: Smartest Motherfucker in the Universe Syndrome. He really believes he is WAY smarter than everyone else and he's not afraid to let everyone know it. While he may consider that he's doing people a favour by "enlightening" them to his superior intellect, most people see that as being an arrogant prick and don't like him for it. Also, it leads him to believe he can get away with shit like, say, murder. He can do as he pleases because he's so much smarter than everyone, there's no way those poor dummies can ever catch up with him.

    Hence, this bullshit. He still thinks he's smarter than the courts, the police, the lawyers.

    1. Re:Ya well we already knew that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something many geeks seem to have: Smartest Motherfucker in the Universe Syndrome
      that's beautiful. if i had a mod point, it would be yours

      i don't understand why so many geeks come down with this, though. any amount of study on almost any subject should quickly teach you that a) it is literally impossible to know everything and b) you are not the only guy in the world with a big brain. maybe it's more about having a swollen head than a big brain, though

  36. Why would you think it could? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    First off it is complete bullshit. Reiser is just making up shit. None of his accusations have a basis in reality.

    However even if they did it doesn't matter. Killing someone is justifiable in only a very limited set of circumstances. The specifics vary state to state and you can look them up if you wish but it is serious things like preventing yourself or another from being murdered. Also one thing that is always consistent is it is only justifiable to prevent something immediate. So if someone is threatening to kill you, and has the means to do it, like they are pointing a gun at you, you are justified in killing them. However if you believe someone might kill you at a future date, but they are doing nothing to threaten you right now, you are not justified in killing them.

    Then there's the fact that any justification you had goes out the window if you cover up what happened. The idea behind justification is you believed what you did was right, was necessary, and did it because of that. If you go and cover shit up afterwards well then that is rather a sign that you knew what you were doing was wrong.

    So no, none of this would allow for a new trial. Also, after the trial, he copped a plea: He showed them to her body in exchange for a lesser charge.

  37. Reiser shouldn't be in prison. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if he killed somebody, we can't lose a free software advocate!

  38. mark of the BEAST by DeTech · · Score: 1

    I always knew journaling file systems were evil.

  39. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by hazah · · Score: 1

    Really? Albeit. There you go.

  40. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by mcgrew · · Score: 1

    The dictionary backs you up.

    maÂniÂacâ â/ËmeÉniËOEæk/ Show Spelled[mey-nee-ak] Show IPA
    noun
    1. a raving or violently insane person; lunatic.
    2. any intemperate or overly zealous or enthusiastic person: a maniac when it comes to details.

    adjective

    3. maniacal.
    Origin:
    1595â"1605; Medieval Latin maniacus of, pertaining to madness. See mania, -ac
    Dictionary.com Unabridged
    Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2012.

    Example Sentences
    On one hand, the idea of a crazy maniac on board is spine chilling.
    In the same vein, someone who is extremely cool is considered either fresh or maniac.
    The author is being chased by an ax-wielding maniac and rushes to a nearby lighthouse to escape.

  41. They should check his journal... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    They should check his journal...for the missing assets. LOL!

    --
    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  42. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh you're one of THOSE people; the, make up shit to shrug off responsibility kind..

  43. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to develop a pot smoking habit. I had similar issues, and now I'm mellow most of the time. I might get a bit riled up when drinking heavily, but just when my wife is being a cunt. I'm fine around friends drinking heavily. Don't like the situation where my wife is being a cunt when I'm around my friends drinking heavily. That turns into a mess where I'm acting an ass, but am trying to keep from making a scene in front of my friends.

  44. Ah, mailorder brides by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The gifts that keep on taking.

  45. Re:Greetings From A Maniacal Free Software Fanatic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "albait"?

    Well, yeah.

    What else would you use to catch Al Bundy?