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Cloned Horses Ok To Compete In Olympics
wisebabo writes with the news of a forward-thinking decision handed down by the Federation Equestre Internationale (reversing an earlier ban, so it's been on their minds) to not prohibit cloned horses from competing in the events it sanctions, including the Olympics. "Of course they'll still be restricted to the equestrian events (ha ha). One wonders if they'll be allowed to do the same in say, horse or dog racing. It'll then just come down to the ability of the jockeys I guess (or training). I wonder why they don't make all Olympic athletes use the same exact
'equipment' as their competitors. That would get rid of situations like with those super efficient swimsuits that were banned. Of course they really should return to the spirit of the original Games and compete naked. That would really improve ratings! (But it would make the winter games rather hazardous.) When do you think cloning athletes will become legal?" (Note to those who wish to enter more than one event: ultra-slippery swimsuits are back).
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I think there should either be unrestricted garnishing, or a single, Olympic standard mayonnaise.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
...you might as well ban TWINS from competing too.
nothing to prevent (short of lack of funds) trainers from cloning ten animals and taking greater risks with training because they have spares.
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How long before the paralympics become some kind of cyborg olympics? It's like the ban of drugs and performance boosters on athletes. We all want to see what records can be broken, just how far can we push the human body (within limits, I don't want to see lives destroyed for a record).
The olympics has become (or was it always in it's modern form?) a corporate circus. So let's go next step and merge formula 1 with it. /A Londoner not looking forward to public transport soon
Based on the excerpt I am not even remotely tempted to follow the link. Something about preferring coherently written prose.
It seems to me, that by making all the horses a clone of the same original horse (i.e. no clones-of-clones), then the variables will be reduced to the ability of the individual to play, as well as raise/train the horses - more in line with the Olympics, I think, than breeding abilities.
Then again, if they want it to be a test of horse breeding too, then cloning shouldn't be allowed. I guess, what I'm getting at, all competing horses should be cloned from the same original horse (no clones of clones), OR no clones should be allowed.
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That's what I'm interested in.
New athletics track suit ...
And presumably new bicycles designs for the velodrome/road, new pistol/bow for the target events, new javelins designs, new discuss, new pole for the pole vault ... etc ... etc ... etc
Oh .. and new designer drugs !!!!
I'd speculate the Games in Beijing may have been the debut of genetically modified athletes and the reason behind the Chinese athletes with questionable birth certificates and young ages.
> I wonder why they don't make all Olympic athletes
> use the same exact 'equipment' as their competitors.
That'd be frickin' sweet! Like IROC but with horses!
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I mean, hell, why not just fill the field of every race with Ron Turcotte clones riding Secretariat clones?
Without the competition of breeding, all horse racing really consist of is a midget and some dirt.
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Why clone people (even if it was possible) when it would take 20-25 years for them become (potentially) champion athletes
It's much easier to illegally train (ie drug) unknown athletes for a few years, untested by drug authorities, before making a enormous debut into competition.
History says this works quite well ... Off the top of my head:
- germans in the 70s
- US track in the 80s
- cyclists in the 90s
- chinese swimmers in the 00s
and dare i suggest the current dominance of Jamaican sprinters who have 5 of the fatest 7 male sprinters
For an industry which used to (and for all I know still does) prohibit artificial insemination, that cloning should even be considered seems crazy.
Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
of course. This hits home in a lot of the cloning arguments. As long as "they" are not selecting genes from multiple horses to create a super horse I don't personally feel as though this would be wrong. Realistically speaking, even if they do clone the horse, there is no guarantee it'll be the same.
Could we clone the Olympics and have an event with the same questionable "sports" but no corporate sponsorship, no control-freaks, no rules-lawyers, no TV commercials by the winners, no idiotic sports announcers (at least in the USA; compare "ninja warrior" as imported from Japan to the tired formulaic coverage on the locally produced shows). Basically clone the olympics, flush the trash down the drain, and try the new improved cleaned up version?
Just a international group getting together and flinging javelins for the heck of it? I'd much rather see a "renn-faire re-enactment of real olympics" than see the trashy modern TV version.
Also could we get rid of non-Olympic events? The ancient Greek biathlon in the winter games complete with high powered target rifles? The ancient greek triathlon in the summer games with bicycling? Come on, get real, just because it involves people sweating doesn't mean its a sport, or I'm going to demand the "oil change competition" or the "lawn mowing competition" be inaugurated next time. OK we can stop slavering olive oil on the athletes, and some "sports" really are safer with clothing, but other than those minor concessions to modernity I think the shot put is more "olympic" than synchronized swimming.
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The equestrian sports are not only about the rider but also about the horse.
Like with doping in other sports this should not lead to a competition about who has the best medical support so I think this is a stupid step onto a very slippery slope.
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cloning one animal ten times, and taking chances with the training of the clones.,
because if you take a risk that breaks a leg, you shoot it and have 9 more.
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Currently athletes planning on participating in the Olympics are required to participate in biological passport program and be available 24/7 year round for testing.
Wikipedia Biological Passport
... but all they did was change the formatting a little and delete one or two sentences. As my only defense all I can say is I wrote it very quickly because I didn't want to be scooped. Here's my original submission:
Cloned Horses Ok To Compete In The Olympics
"Of course they'll still be restricted to the equestrian events (ha ha).
One wonders if they'll be allowed to do the same in say horse or dog racing. It'll then just come down to the ability of the jockeys I guess (or training).
I wonder why they don't make all Olympic athletes use the same exact "equipment" as their competitors. That would get rid of situations like with those super efficient swimsuits that were banned. Of course they really should return to the spirit of the original Games and compete NAKED. That would really improve ratings! (But it would make the winter games rather hazardous.)
When do you think cloning ATHELETES will become legal? That's something I wouldn't put past the old USSR/East European Block. Remember the "women" atheletes they sent?"
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Personally, I wish they'd drop ALL restrictions.
Let's see what the best labs, piles of money, human ingenuity, and OCD athletes can accomplish.
I want to see sprinters winning the 10k in under 10m times with spliced cheetah tendons, and hyperoxygenated shrew blood.
I want to see swimmers with shark skin, webbed everything, and re-plumbed breathing holes out the top of their head doing the 1500m without taking 2nd breath.
Screw it, it's all about $$ anyway, and these athletes are already essentially sacrificing a normal existence for their sport. Let's see what we can accomplish when we REALLY try.
-Styopa
Of course they'll still be restricted to the equestrian events (ha ha).
Have gnu, will travel.
Seabiscuit vs. War Admiral at the olympics!
Victor goes on to race Secretariat...
Reminds me of the bit from "The Games" where John and Brian are arguing about whether or not genetically modified horses should be allowed to compete in the Olympics... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0pRe4GApTg
Horses......pshhht!!!
I heard scientists are going to clone a Mastodon, so why stop there?
Lets clone a whole herd of Tricerotops, then get them outfitted with bulletproof armor, pump them up with enough angel dust to kill a 20 horses.
We'll also bring in death-row criminals and do the same to them and throw them into the arena as well, but also give them military grade weaponry as well.
And then just let them all loose in an arena! Survival of the fittest!
For an industry which used to (and for all I know still does) prohibit artificial insemination, that cloning should even be considered seems crazy.
That's just a Jockey Club rule for thoroughbred racehorses. For other breeds, artificial insemination is common. Horse breeding involves only a small number of stallions; most stallions are gelded and never bred.
“Honestly they’re just fucking wankers. I can’t be doing with people like that,” Wiggins said. “It justifies their own bone idleness because they can’t ever imagine applying themselves to anything in their lives.
“And it’s easy for them to sit under a pseudonym on Twitter and write that kind of shit rather than get off their arses and apply themselves and work hard at something and achieve something.”
He paused, tossed the microphone on the table and left.
It would be like the All Drug Olypmics
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
I suggest public attention to Olympics should be diverted to a better place by declaring Olympic games as a form of entertainment.
Why would anyone care about the rules of Big Brother or Jersey Shore?
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You can hate it all you want, but it is reality. Sports and health parted ways many years ago.
Trainers and coaches usually have either no, or dangerous medical and health knowledge. (Read about the schoolkids forced to practice all afternoon without water - even today!)
"sports" jumped the shark a long, long time ago. Equipment, "training", diet, regimes all turn ordinary people into freaks - pitchers, gymnasts, footballers, etc. - they and many others are freaks and usually damaged goods. Pity especially the 99.999 % that took all the pain and realized little or no gain.
Why are little children playing tackle football, which causes known, permanent brain damage? Why anyone?
Most serious athletes will eventually realize they have damaged their bodies.
Competition is a malevolent force unless carefully controlled.
Unlike the Olympics, I'd watch that.
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Where's the money in cloning athletes? Now, if you get some hair from celebrities (say, Marilyn Monroe or any other sex symbol), you clone the celebrity and raise the child in a very protected environment to be sold to a tycoon when s/he matures (although most of the capital would be given in advance, so the clone would be mostly pre-sold), now there's a *lot* of money. Of course, it's most unethical and illegal, but that never stopped supply and demand.
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