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RIM CEO On What Went Wrong

AZA43 writes "After releasing some very ugly financial numbers in late June, BlackBerry-maker RIM went on a media blitz to downplay the significance of its latest earnings and counter increasingly negative media attention. ... But a new Q&A with BlackBerry chief Thorsten Heins offers a unique take on what exactly went wrong at RIM — Heins blames the company's downfall [partly] on LTE in the U.S. — and he actually seems genuine in his answers." A peek into the mind of RIM's upper management.

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  1. He's not *that* honest by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm curious why you decided to take the helm at RIM?

    Surely it should be: Money, Al. Huge, heaving, throbbing piles of money, more money than you'll ever see in your entire life, more money than you can possibly imagine.

    No matter how much of this festering dinosaur I have to carve off and throw to the dino-wolves, there will still be more than I can eat, and I'm going to gorge myself on its rotting corpse until we're down to the lips and asshole.

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  2. Re:Instead of phones, RIM is now selling jets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just read RIM has sold one of their corporate jets [theglobeandmail.com] in order to stay afloat. That's pretty desperate.

    Yes.

    Clearly, RIM should have kept all the corporate jets and ask for a government bailout, the same way GM & Chrysler did.

    RIM would get bonus points if they actually flew on their corporate jets to go and ask for a government bailout, the same way GM & Chrysler did.

  3. Re:Instead of phones, RIM is now selling jets by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a related news, to keep the company afloat, corporate jets were replaced with hot air balloons.

  4. Re:Apple happened by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would have thought just the opposite. Any doof can set up an active synch device, but it takes truly l33t skillz to keep a BES environment running. When the PHB's Blackberry goes down, Only You can fix it. BES makes you key personnel. Without it, you're just head count. :-)

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