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A Million-Year Hard Disk

sciencehabit writes "Pity the builders of nuclear waste repositories. They have to preserve records of what they've buried and where, not for a few years but for tens of thousands of years, perhaps even millions. Trouble is, no current storage medium lasts that long. Today, Patrick Charton of the French nuclear waste management agency ANDRA presented one possible solution to the problem: a sapphire disk inside which information is engraved using platinum. The prototype shown costs €25,000 to make, but Charton says it will survive for a million years. The aim, Charton says, is to provide 'information for future archaeologists.' But, he concedes: 'We have no idea what language to write it in.'"

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  1. Cuneiform by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's awl-write.

    I'll get me coat.

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  2. If ancient people taught us anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Consider stone tablets. I head they are cheap, easy to come by, and last a long time.

    1. Re:If ancient people taught us anything... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

      I head they are cheap, easy to come by, and some of them last a long time.

      FTFY.

    2. Re:If ancient people taught us anything... by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen .... *tablet shatters* .... Ten! Ten Commandments! For all to obey!

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    3. Re:If ancient people taught us anything... by subreality · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sometimes I do make flippant remark or make an attempt a humor that (rightfully) gets modded down

      My pet peeve: sometimes I make some vaguely amusing remark in the middle of an otherwise well thought out post. Someone moderates it "Funny", but it really wasn't, nor was it meant to be. Then future mods look at it as a trainwrecked attempt at humor rather than being mis-moderated, and it gets pounded to the ground with "overrated". It's really frustrating to have that happen when I put a lot of effort into a long, well-researched comment.

      I'm not sure what could be done about it, though. Perhaps hide the "Funny" flag from moderators to prevent the bias?

    4. Re:If ancient people taught us anything... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Tablets! Good grief, you apple fanboiz never give up.

  3. Duh by masternerdguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Those control crystals from SG1.

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  4. Cheaper way to do it by meglon · · Score: 5, Funny

    For 24,999 they can use my idea.... mosquito legs lined up in binary with tree sap poured over it. It'll last millions of years, with the small glitch of not hardening for some odd millions of those years. Maybe by then they can extract the DNA of the mosquito's and clone some truly exotic animals.... like Pee Wee Herman.

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  5. Esperanto! by fish+waffle · · Score: 4, Funny

    The lingua-franca of tomorrow.

  6. They by Konster · · Score: 5, Funny

    They really need to fuck with the future archaeologists by writing everything in Klingon.

  7. Nuclear waste will be the crude oil of the future! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Funny

    In a few years, we'll be drilling for nuclear waste to power our flying cars! Just like how the cave men buried dinosaur waste, which we now pump out as petroleum to power our driving cars.

    Future folks will be overjoyed to find an old nuclear waste dump buried on their property, because they will get rich by fracking it! Sapphire disks will be like old, dusty grizzled-prospectors' maps, and be highly valued.

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  8. Re:easy answer. by hawguy · · Score: 5, Funny

    What language? All of them.

    They should write it in C -- it'll never go away since it'll always be needed for embedded systems.

  9. Re:Something that everyone can understand? by jrumney · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about, Oh, I dunno. A pictorial map? With a human skull marking each site?

    Pirate treasure! Let's dig it up!

    Yeah, that'll work.

  10. Re:Etchings? by Overzeetop · · Score: 4, Funny

    They said readable in a million years, not edible in a million years. Do you really want some redneck to stumble upon the warning twinkie stash a few thousand years from now and swallow all the information? I thought not. ;-)

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  11. Re:Nuclear waste will be the crude oil of the futu by guttentag · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a few years, we'll be drilling for nuclear waste to power our flying cars! Just like how the cave men buried dinosaur waste, which we now pump out as petroleum to power our driving cars.

    Thag: "What we write so no one dig here?"
    Ugg: "Thag crap here. No one go near it."
    Thag: "You funny."
    Ugg: "What? Like it matter in 1825 sunrises!"
    Thag: "OK, How you spell crap?"
    Ugg: "Don't know. Just put small 9 after your name."
    Thag: (Draws in the dirt with a stick, then notices his friend's feet) "Hey, where you get boots?"
    Ugg: "Made them from fake dead animal."

  12. Re:easy answer. by philip.paradis · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that means civilization will collapse immediate after it's written.

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  13. Re:easy answer. by ganjadude · · Score: 5, Funny

    011100110110001101 110010011001010 1110111001000000100 0011001000000111000001110 101011101000010000001101 00101110100001000000 110000101101100011011000010000001 10100101101110001000000110 00100110100101101110011000010111001001111001

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  14. The product by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's an image of their current prototype sapphire disk.

  15. Re:easy answer. by flyneye · · Score: 4, Funny

    But, we are asked not for a solution but ,*"Pity the builders of nuclear waste repositories.*
    In accordance with their request: "There, there".

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  16. Re:easy answer. by yndrd1984 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some cultures have not taken skulls to be a symbol of death though. In ten thousand years, maybe the primative tribes that survive consider skulls to be a symbol of the cycle of life and renewal or whatever superstious rubbish they have invented by then. They'll run into the storage facility thinking it'll make them young again.

    Then they will have a learning experience.

    Either way, we've helped future generations. :)