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New Reality Series: Be the Next Microsoft Employee

Posted by Unknown on from the worst-prize-ever dept.

theodp writes "No, Steve Ballmer doesn't swap spit with contestants in a hot tub. Nor does he present a rose to each contestant he wishes to keep at the end of each episode. But the contestants in Microsoft's Be the Next Microsoft Employee web series, which is being billed as Top Chef for Geeks, do live together in a luxury waterfront home as they compete for the chance to interview for a job with the software giant. So, what's next from Microsoft? The Real Housewives of Medina?"

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  1. O, Hell No! I'm GETTIN that interview! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Any of you skinny bitches stands in my way better be ready for some hair pullin!!

    1. Re:O, Hell No! I'm GETTIN that interview! by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

      So Mr. Anderson, you say you want to work for us. I only have one question:

      How well can you dodge chairs?

      --
      Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
  2. And coming up next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Season two will be titled "Be the last Microsoft employee"

  3. Really??? by Peristaltic · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're going to live together in a luxury waterfront home as they compete for the chance to interview for Microsoft?

    I'd rather compete for a chance at North Korean citizenship.

  4. Spoiler alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Episode 3 will feature the chair throwing contest, Episode 4 the run-around-the-stage-like-you-just-snorted-two-lines-of-coke, the final episode will have the remaining contestants try to convince the audience why they prefer the Metro interface on their 3-monitor setup over the regular desktop; the only rule is that they're not allowed to laugh.

  5. Re:So unfair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windowless cubicle at Microsoft?

    That's too bad. I can't believe they make you run DOS!