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Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code?
First time submitter KateKintail writes "I'm being promoted to be a director of a computer/web services department at work with staff members (not yet hired) working under me. My workplace doesn't have a dress code 95% of the year. Is this the end of my days of jeans and enjoyably geeky t-shirts? Is there a way to dress professionally in the workplace as a boss (the kind that doesn't need to be defeated at the end of a level) while still showing my Browncoat or Whovian love as I crawl under cobwebby desks to check that equipment is properly plugged in?"
now that you have been promoted to executive management you'll be completely unable to use a computer with in 6 months.
If he had common sense do you really think he would be asking a bunch of nerds for fashion advice?
The first rule of geek dresscode is that you don't speak about geek dresscode.
...but only if the smartphone has the slide-rule app installed
Bow ties are cool.
To quote the new VP of Development at my company, on the day of his promotion: "I stand here before you wearing one brown sock and one blue sock, demonstrating that you do not need to know how to dress yourself to get ahead."
Life is like a web application. Sometime you need cookies just to get by.
1. cheetos stains are ok on an underling's t-shirt, but as a manager, when you wipe your cheetos hands on your shirt, it should blend in, so you appear professional. therefore, ultraviolet orange is the only shirt color you can wear from now on
2. you should not wear the same jeans more than 3 days in a row. it is ok to set them out and allow the bacterial mass to age for a day or two, and then wear them another day later
3. when you take your shoes off, the sock odor whiff from the cubicle next door should not exceed 220 ppm particulates of fungal matter. this level for managerial positions is more strict than 660 ppm particulates of fungal matter for underlings. so socks must be changed at least weekly. if you have a your own office now, then by all means, you do not have to change your sock policy, private offices are allowed mushroom growth
(* you are asking slashdot for clothing advice. SLASHDOT. what do you expect?)
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
That's just common sense.
This has been a test. If this had been an actual Sig, you would have been amused.
Since when does a female, nerd or otherwise, ask a male nerd for actual fashion advice? That's not exactly our strong suit.
It works both ways. I would (wrongly) rather have a guy in a black geeky t-shirt handle my web server then a guy in a suit.
Quite - I've found that my long hair/jeans/combat boots look gets me treated more seriously as an admin than a guy in a suit. Though I also think my lack of a proper Unix wizard beard is really holding back my career.
and insist that everyone call you Captain.
Troll is not a replacement for I disagree.
The concept of a program to simulate a slide-rule on a smartphone both enrages the efficiency-minded and practical part of me and makes my inner-geek sqwee with want.
So now I hate and admire you.
Strong SUIT. I see what you did there. And better to ask fashion advice from fellow nerds in my industry than from my beauty queen of a younger sister who'd probably have a heart attack looking at my wardrobe :-)
KETCHUP?! With LOBSTER you want KETCHUP?!
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