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Meat the Food of the Future

Hugh Pickens writes writes "BBC reports that rising food prices, the growing population, and environmental concerns are just a few issues that have food futurologists thinking about what we will eat in the future and how we will eat it. In the UK, meat prices are anticipated to have a huge impact on our diets as some in the food industry prognosticate meat prices could double in the next five to seven years, making meat a luxury item. 'In the West many of us have grown up with cheap, abundant meat,' says Morgaine Gaye. 'Rising prices mean we are now starting to see the return of meat as a luxury. As a result we are looking for new ways to fill the meat gap.' Insects will become a staple of our diet. They cost less to raise than cattle, consume less water and do not have much of a carbon footprint. Plus, there are an estimated 1,400 species that are edible to man. 'Things like crickets and grasshoppers will be ground down and used as an ingredient in things like burgers.' But insects will need an image overhaul if they are to become more palatable to the squeamish Europeans and North Americans, says Gaye. 'They will become popular when we get away from the word insects and use something like mini-livestock (PDF).' Another alternative would be lab grown meat as a recent study by Oxford University found growing meat in a lab rather than slaughtering animals would significantly reduce greenhouse gases, energy consumption and water use. Prof Mark Post, who led the Dutch team of scientists at Maastricht University that grew strips of muscle tissue using stem cells taken from cows, says he wants to make lab meat "indistinguishable" from the real stuff, but it could potentially look very different. Finally algae could provide a solution to some the world's most complex problems, including food shortages as some in the sustainable food industry predict algae farming could become the world's biggest cropping industry. Like insects, algae could be worked into our diet without us really knowing by using seaweed granules to replace salt in bread and processed foods. 'The great thing about seaweed is it grows at a phenomenal rate,' says Dr Craig Rose, executive director of the Seaweed Health Foundation. 'It's the fastest growing plant on earth.'"

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  1. Hey, just market bugs as by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Land Lobsters.(They're both arthropods) Then you can charge a premium for them.

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    1. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Although "Mosquito McMuffin" does have a certain ring to it....

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    2. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Homo industrius

      Hm, is that like the construction worker in the Village People?

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    3. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Do you want flies with that?"

    4. Re:Hey, just market bugs as by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Do you want flies with that?"

      I think you meant..."Do you want flied lice with that...?"

      Often heard at the local chinese takeouts around here...

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  2. Not for me by paintballer1087 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No lab grown meat or bugs for me. I'll just stick with good ol' Soylent Green!

    1. Re:Not for me by Megahard · · Score: 5, Funny

      But of course the taste varies from person to person. (Oblig.)

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  3. It's really pretty obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Under-abundance of meat
    Over-abundance of humans

    If you convert the over-abundance into the under-abundance, they balance themselves out.

  4. Arthur C. Clark would be proud by bmo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Prof Mark Post, who led the Dutch team of scientists at Maastricht University that grew strips of muscle tissue using stem cells taken from cows, says he wants to make lab meat "indistinguishable" from the real stuff,

    Why stop there? Why not use human muscular stem cells? Then it could be branded as Ambrosia Plus.

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  5. Obligitory by tuxgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soylent Green
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green

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  6. poory written title by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meat the Food of the Future

    Maybe I'm getting old, but I just cannot fathom 'meating' my future food. Well.. maybe if it's apple pie.

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  7. Idiomatics by FrankDrebin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hungry? Get some grub.

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    1. Re:Idiomatics by SpeedBump0619 · · Score: 5, Funny

      'They will become popular when we get away from the word insects and use something like mini-livestock (PDF).'

      Hivestock.

  8. Re:If you ask me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well its fairly easy. Big sign over the supermarket.

    "Free Sex This way"

  9. Help me out here, I'm a bit confused by Revotron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is the BBC turning into The Onion? Or is the author just plain daft to start with?

    Substituting the words "mini-livestock" in place of "dead insects"? What the fuck are these Brits smoking?

    I know crushed-up insects may pass for a semi-decent gourmet meal by British culinary standards, but here in America I'll stick to my 97% lean ground beef and REAL pork chops, thanks.

  10. Re:If you ask me by originalmouse · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Free tickets to the blue collar comedy tour" should attract most of the Eloi to their doom.

  11. Futurists by Stirling+Newberry · · Score: 4, Funny

    Companies hire ethicists when they want to do something unethical, and people call in futurists, to come up with ideas that have no future.

  12. Re:FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU by jo_ham · · Score: 1, Funny

    To be fair though, if people in the UK are considering adding bugs to their diet, that'd probably represent an improvement on the typical British food, from what I've heard.

    Says the man from the country that gave us the drive through fast food joint and the 52 oz "medium" soda.

  13. Re:Another crystal ball post by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some time around 1998, why do you ask?

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