Time Machines, Computer Memory, and Brute Force Attacks Against Smartcards
An anonymous reader writes "IEEE Spectrum reports on a method that exploits the decaying contents of unpowered computer memory to create an hourglass-like 'time machine' that rate limits brute force attacks against contactless smartcards and RFIDs. The paper takes an odd twist on the 'cold boot' attack reported four years ago at USENIX Security. Not quite as cool as a hot tub time machine though. "
Full paper (PDF).
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Wow! Wow! Wow! Such a thing! Such a thing indeed!
Turn to dust and die now!
I Am Absolutely Serious When I Point Out That Just A Few Days Ago I Tried The Following New Busker's Schtick:
Before I go on, let me point out that I really am a Solar Astronomer. It's just that Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.
So some cute young thing tools up on her Velocipede to ask:
The happy news is that I got a bus ticket out of it. That would be like me asking modus how to be a CyberStalker.
Anyway, a good three solid hours after I stepped away from my own table, I pointed out to Kuro5hin's Almost But Not Quite Yet Newest Member:
"Now you too have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder."
The reason I am Homeless Like Me is not because I am in any way symptomatic, but because I am Swimming to Patagonia because that is The Land Where the Penguin Knows Her Name.
Yes, Really: Penguins really do know their names, just like cats and dogs do.
I figure naming all of Patagonia's penguins might - just might - be a far better use of my time than spending the rest of my days sweating the fact that the roads and streets all over the Pacific Northwest really don't run from Northwest to Southwest, or from Northeast to Southwest as all the streetsigns assert they do.
It's just that borking all your traffic signs is just what you need to also bork an armed insurrection.
Go Look At Google Maps If You Don't Believe Me.
Occupy WHAT Now?
FUCK THAT!
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"I have The President's Analyst."
"NO SHIT?!?!"
"That's my all-time favorite movie!"
"Is it because it speaks to your paranoia?"
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I know now the reason:
Coburn's Psychoanalyst character knew too much.
So do I right now.
Everybody else will as well, but only if they learn to use Search Engines the way I learned to use Search Engines.
Now that she has her PhD, while strictly speaking she is "Doctor Newell", she still prefers to be referred to as "Tani".
Tani was one of the very first people with whom I correspended regularly after publishing my first explanation of Suicide Cults shortly after the Heaven's Gate Mass Suicide in San Diego in the Spring of 1997.
The entire world recoiled in horror as it tried to contemplate how it could possibly be that more than thirty talented young web designers could be duped into eating Phenobarbital-laced Applesauce and Pudding, then washing their dessert down with hard liquor, shortly after having dropped their - l
Why do I have to decrypt the summary?
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Taking advantage of the (statistically) predictable decay rate of data stored in the RFID's SRAM is a cute trick for rough timekeeping, I have to admit.
It makes me wonder, though, and some perfunctory googling isn't giving me the immediate gratification that I demand, is there anything reasonably practical that could modify the decay rate for SRAM, ideally in a way that would be practical for an attack? Does a strong magnetic field affect contemporary transistors in any useful way? Would a hit of radiation before each attack attempt sufficiently scramble the RAM contents before it also scrambled the nonvolatile memory storing the secret being attacked?
Mitt Romney staples = IT guys with rip off sales goals that they need to hit our there hours get cut and they lose there health care
If only there were a biometric capability....one from say the right hand...or the forehead...something to truely regulate commercial activity...you know "buying and selling"...you can see it coming...666
Thermite will work.
may do, may not is EFNet, and 7ou with aNy sort poor priorities,
Got nothing more to do with a time machine than your average lump of matter...
Just like putting too much air into a balloon.
"I like to lick butts!" by MobileTatsu-NJG (#32700246) (Score:5, Informative)
it's simply physics, finally
Far too easy to manipulate from the outside. E.g. cooling will massively slow this "clock".
Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
Got nothing more to do with a time machine than your average lump of matter
Yeah, it has a lot more to do with the 555 timer, which was called "The IC Time Machine" when first sold, than it does with hot tub Eloi and hot tub Morlocks.
block dropping mini-game
Mr. Rogers is coming to get you.
excellent use of the word THERE...
"That's right...I said it."