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July Heat Set U.S. Record
gollum123 sends this excerpt from CNN:
"The July heat wave that wilted crops, shriveled rivers and fueled wildfires officially went into the books Wednesday as the hottest single month on record for the continental United States. The average temperature across the Lower 48 was 77.6 degrees Fahrenheit, 3.3 degrees above the 20th-century average, the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration reported. That edged out the previous high mark, set in 1936, by two-tenths of a degree, NOAA said. In addition, the seven months of 2012 to date are the warmest of any year on record and were drier than average as well, NOAA said. U.S. forecasters started keeping records in 1895. And the past 12 months have been the warmest of any such period on record, topping a mark set between July 2011 and this past June. Every U.S. state except Washington experienced warmer-than-average temperatures, NOAA reported."
It was God punishing people for practicing science so boldly in the open, no doubt.
Of course. It's a coincidence. Not related to AGW or anything. I'm sure it's just the sensors being closer to pavement. Also, it hasn't felt any hotter for me, so it must just be the crazy greens trying to take all our money for their solar companies. Just keep letting me burn my dinosaur.
Urgh.
Okay kids, time to brace for the usual arguments:
"Itz teh global WarminGz!"
"Iz nawt! Itz teh outLiarz!"
"Yoo Dunt no SHIT abut SCIENCE!"
(rinse, repeat, ad nauseum...)
Seriously. Get a grip.
Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
What about his face?? Such a cliffhanger..
That's easy: I choose to accept all evidence that fits my predefined worldview (whatever that may be), and pretend any contradicting evidence doesn't exist or is incorrect.
Hey, it works for a lot of other things, why should AGW be any different?
I am officially gone from
Before blaming the elevated temperatures on global warming, does anyone have data on whether or not the globe is also melting along with us?
Oooo! I do I do!
Signed,
Greenland
That's a pretty charitable depiction.
When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
the sun does not shine
That star gets on my nerves. It ruins expensive stuff; car interiors, house paint... basically anything not made of rock. You end up blinded by it driving east or west. Two sets of expensive eye wear required; one for exposure to the naked fusion reactor and one for everything else. Expose yourself enough and you get any of several forms of skin cancer. Trying to work on the property in the summer is hell.
Try to appreciate your clouds.
Cold temperatures in Celsius. Hot temperatures in Fahrenheit. It's the natural way.
Should we also rename Fahrenheit 451 to Celsius 232.778?
Hi,
Northern Europe here. We've not seen summer yet this year. It's just cold and wet.
regards,
Sweden
it's in my head
Far from it. Here in NZ it is noticeably colder than it was just 6 months ago. In fact nearly every one of the last six months has been colder than the month before!
Easily solved: use the much colder methane ice from Titan instead.
Blank until
It's kinda like coming home and before she says anything, instantly telling your wife you didn't touch that woman at all tonight...
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