Store Offers Kinect Body Scanner To Help You Find Jeans That Fit
itwbennett writes "For those of you who can't count on a friend to tell you that a little more air should come between you and your Calvins, a Bloomingdales store in Palo Alto has just the solution: An Xbox Kinect-based body scanner that will help you find your best fit. While body measuring systems aren't new, using the Xbox Kinect is a much more affordable solution. Which means that soon we'll all have the opportunity for a computer to tell us that we should 'avoid wearing low to mid rise jeans.'"
We just knew our government was controlled by business interests, and finally, by re-investing the TSA scanner technology, we finally know who they are!
They're..... small businesses?
Fine, we hang up our trolling protester hats and walk away.
-Anonymous