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Huge Pumice Rock 'Island' Seen Floating In South Pacific
First time accepted submitter ZombieBraintrust writes "Pumice, the lightweight stone used to smooth skin, is usually found in beauty salons, but on Thursday sailors from New Zealand's Royal Navy found nearly 10,000 square miles of the lava rock bobbing on the surface of the South Pacific Ocean."
...the sailors who made the discovery had the clearest skin that the reporter has ever seen.
It's just Cthulhu turning over in his sleep.
Reads like an excerpt from an H. P. Lovecraft story...
If it's like previous pumice rafts, it's more like a large area of debris than a big island. Here's a random photo showing a boat plowing a path through one made up of smaller pieces. Not really the kind of thing you can walk around on, though the description of this one having an edge like an ice-shelf makes it sound like it may have larger rocks in it. Here is a NASA satellite photo of a 2006 occurrence with a more obvious origin (it's adjacent to an erupting volcano).
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Could this possibly be made stable and used for anything useful?
They've finally worked out their disagreements with Atlantis and have united to force the Surface world to bow to their will!
Is there no treachery beneath them?
...it's just a matter of time, is all.
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Ph'nglui Mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
Seriously?
"The average reporter we talk to is 27 years old......They literally know nothing." - Ben Rhodes
But I'll keep waiting for the news about the turtle and the elephants :-).
Why can't
PUMICE! DEAD AHEAD!
"Pumice, the lightweight stone used to smooth skin, is usually found in beauty salons."
Ha! I'll use that line next time I see a mechanic wash his hands with a Lava Bar.
Life is not for the lazy.
First time accepted submitter ZombieBraintrust copy and pastes from CNN.com
The pumice in these islands was created by underwater volcanos. How much heat are these conspirators against humanity putting into our oceans? Maybe THEY are to blame for the melting ice caps?
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Even god has bad feet. And what better place to have a bath than the pacific?
Is it buoyant enough to ship the pirate bay over to it, it can be it's own country then :P
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Rock On!
thats no moon...
An island rising in the south Pacific can mean only one thing!
Fuck! Nature is amazing!
It could be scooped up and sold, but at $25 a ton, it's not worth it.
Another entry for Tobin's Spirit Guide - the most significant event since the 1908 Tunguska cross-rip.
it is a stunt by Blizzard to draw attention to the upcomong expansion pak for WoW, which involves a floating island.
There was an unknown error in the submission.
I thought Dr. Doolittle took care of that floating mess.
The NZAF doesn't have ships they have planes. The Orion is a type of plane. MSNBC made a mistake copying the story.
For further terminology bending, the Daily Mail calls it a rock ice-shelf [dailymail.co.uk].
They then go on to blame it on illegal immigrants and ask if it is likely to affect house prices.
However, they haven't yet determined whether pumice is the latest miracle food or whether it's this week's innocuous substance that has been found to cause cancer in those gullible enough to believe scaremongering journalism.
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If Hank Johnson (US Representative) learns about this, he'll worry about NZ capsizing.
Just enter the code every 108 minutes and we'll all be OK.
Have gnu, will travel.
This island could actually tip over unlike Guam.
I have many years ago seen beaches in New Zealand composed entirely of pumice. I saw them north of Gisborne on the North Island and pumice was quite literally the only thing you could see on the beach and it went at least as deep as my hand. On another small beach nearby the surface was covered entirely by pieces of abalone shell - an ancient Maori midden beach I assume but those beaches are all deserted and there's no-one around to ask.
I said - don't look Ethel!..., but it was too late..., she'd already looked.
Quick - something from the earth is oozing out and polluting the ocean - we must find a big corporation to blame. We must mobilize the media to identify the culprit and immediately begin aid operations to the millions of people and fish that will be affected by this disaster
Pumice is still a way to use labor, apart from smoothing the skin, eg bricolaje for processing through mixing jeans
Remember when people commented that the debris from the tsunami was bringing along marine life from different parts of the world and mixing them up and possibly creating long term problems?
Well, hopw about these natual floating debris? Don't they do the same thing?
So mother nature does like to mix up marine life around sometimes. It's not just us humans which are making it happen.
An island rising in the south Pacific can mean only one thing!
Lex Luthor finally gotten rid of that pesky illegal immigrant and can continue his real estate development!
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He'll come looking for it, so watch out.