A Conversation with Rob Malda - Part Three; the Finale (Video)
Part Two ran last Thursday. Part One ran last Wednesday. This is all a lead-up to Slashdot's Quinceañera, or 15th Birthday, this October. (Cue music: Fatboy Slim's Slash Dot Dash.) In this final part of The Conversation with Rob Malda, he talks a bit about what he's working on at The Washington Post, and leaves us waiting with bated breath for more information about projects he's not allowed to tell us about. Yet. So obviously, we'll want to get back with CmdrTaco before too long for an update. Meanwhile, please get ready for the Slashdot 15th Anniversary Celebration, which is sure to be at least as glorious as you would expect from Slashdot.
What Slashdotter's REALLY want to know is HOW BIG IS MALDA'S PENIS, and how often he plays Whack-A-Mole with it?
* When he shoots his load, what is his volume?
* Does he use a gym sock to clean up, or custom embroidered lace hankies?
* Does he wank to EMO Boy porn or Blond Twink porn?
* Which parks deos he like to wank in?
* Has his mother ever caught him wanking in her basement?
Seriously, these are the questions most Slasgdotters want to know about...
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.