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Facebook Faces High-Level Staff Exodus

angry tapir writes "It has been troubled times for Facebook since the social network's IPO in May. There has been speculation that Facebook could suffer a talent drain in the wake of the IPO, and now the organization has lost four of its high-level managers the space of a week: Ethan Beard, director of platform partnerships; Kate Mitic, platform marketing director; Jonathan Matus, mobile platform marketing manager; and Ben Blumenfeld, design manager, have all resigned from the company."

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  1. Do we really care? by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1, Funny

    Do we really care?

    What's this FaceBook thing anyway?

    Does it compile into native code or P-code?

  2. we all tried to do it by TheRealWheatley · · Score: 5, Funny

    they're just going over to g+, until they realize that none of their friends are following them and head back to facebook

  3. Wha? by matt-fu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fewer managers. You say that like it's a bad thing.

  4. If you put facebook through a compiler ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... the outcome is a bunch of soiled butt-papers
     

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  5. Surprise! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Funny

    The most amazing thing about this whole sad saga is that not one single person foresaw Facebooks IPO problems. Not one I tells ya!

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  6. Who's Zuckerberg's alter ego? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 5, Funny

    Facebook's biggest problem as a young company is Zuckerberg has never had a corporate alter ego. The most prominent of the newer information companies like Apple, Microsoft, and Google were started by partners such as Steve Jobs/Steve Wozniak, Bill Gates/Paul Allen, and Larry Page/Sergey Brin. Like a vanishing twin, one of the partners might eventually leave the company, but in their early histories, none of these companies was dominated by a single alpha-geek but by a Batman and Robin or Laurel and Hardy dynamic duo.

    1. Re:Who's Zuckerberg's alter ego? by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunately for Microsoft, they lost both Professor X and Cyclops and have had to make due with Matter Eater Lad for the past decade.

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  7. Re:And this is surprising? by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    In fact, it's a derailed ship which has been driven into a ditch, is now stuck in a nosedive, and is about to go over a cliff.

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  8. Re:Besides... by schnell · · Score: 4, Funny

    So does being a "C/C#/C++ Programmer" make you some kind of big shot?

    By virtue of having three consecutive alphanumeric Cs in your job title, you would outrank everyone else in the company. Unless of course they hired a CCCCEO.

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  9. Re:It won't kill FB by David+Gerard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Diaspora is the Linux desktop of social networking, except not actually useful or secure.

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  10. Re:It won't kill FB by flappinbooger · · Score: 5, Funny

    True - fb will see a big drop in their income if all their users stop showing up

    But that will almost never happen - due to the fact of the sheer number of users fb has gathered

    Once you achieved a critical mass, like what fb has gotten itself, it'll not be that easy to topple it --- Ask yourself if Microsoft going to close its door tomorrow, that Bill Gates is no longer on the helm, and Steve Ballmer still throwing chairs around

    This is true - all of my vague acquaintances and high school classmates who I didn't like then will always need a place to tell me what they're making for supper tonight and ... later ... tell me how it tasted and how much they love their spouse / kids / pet.

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  11. Re:It won't kill FB by edremy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same reason they call porn actors/actresses "talent"

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  12. Re:It won't kill FB by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm curious about how the exodus will happen. I don't see it going to G+, really.
    Perhaps people will go out and make real friends.

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  13. Re:It won't kill FB by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Raising capitol, lovely spelling mistake that is very revealing of the way things work in big business :}

    I suppose the only solution to such intractable corruption is razing capitol.