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Linux Is a Lemon On the Retina MacBook Pro

An anonymous reader writes "It turns out that Linux doesn't work too well on the Apple Retina MacBook Pro. Among the problems are needing special boot parameters to simply boot the Linux kernel, graphics drivers not working, no hybrid graphics support, WiFi requiring special firmware, Thunderbolt troubles, GNOME/Unity/KDE not being optimized for retina displays, and other snafus, including 20% greater power consumption with Linux over OS X. According to Michael Larabel, it will likely not be until early next year when most of the problems are ironed out for a clean 'out of the box' Linux experience on the Retina MacBook Pro."

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  1. Proof at last! by oldmac31310 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This proves it for once and for all. Apple is evil!!! What?

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    1. Re:Proof at last! by caitsith01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's not 1997 anymore...the kernel has 99% of the drivers you'll need, unless you need a proprietary one or something that's up for inclusion in the kernel that hasn't made it into the stable version yet.

      Or unless you want to do something really bizarre like using wifi to connect to a network...

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    2. Re:Proof at last! by zippthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they say "linux" without specifying a distro, obviously, they must be talking about LFS. That's going to be tricky no matter what hardware you try to put it on, and it's certainly not going to "just work" right out of the box...

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    3. Re:Proof at last! by darkpixel2k · · Score: 4, Funny

      woooooooosh..

      Did you hear that?

      No, my sound card doesn't work under Linux.

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  2. Re:Linux on Mac?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, sometimes you just want to stick a Chevy four-banger in your Ferrari. It's not rational, it's just linux.

  3. And next by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let's trash linux a little more by complaining how this Ubuntu DVD fails to load on this sundial. There you have it, linux can't even run on one of the most primitive time-keeping devices. It must suck.

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    1. Re:And next by Amouth · · Score: 5, Funny

      That isn't linux's fault, it's Ubuntu's. Slackware will run just fine on your sundial.

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    2. Re:And next by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      My NetBSD install CD caught fire in my toaster. Still waiting for a patch.

  4. Re:Linux on Mac?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    hmm i thought that was fiero and pontiac

  5. Fusion is your Friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why waste so much time/effort with a BOS install? Run it in VMware Fusion full-screen like I do. Pick your battles, my friends.

  6. What a shame by frovingslosh · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's too bad, 'cause, like most people, I was looking forward to buying overpriced hardware bundled with an expensive operating system and then just running free open source software on it instead.

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  7. Instead of Linux laptop by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Package contained a retina MacBook pro. Would not buy again.

  8. Re:Linux on Mac?! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just think how much more smug you are when you're running free software on over-priced hardware. It's a smug upgrade!

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  9. Re:Video RAMM matters more than screen resolution by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

    TBH, I don't care about those who want to game on less capable hardware

    Then why are you concerned about using a Macbook?

    If all they're going to offer with the super-duper Retina display is 1gb RAM, then just ignore the platform. Who's going to play flight simulator on a Macbook?

    Now if you were developing an anal sex simulator, then you'd want to make sure it ran on Apple hardware.

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  10. Well, speaking as a hipster by crazyjj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why in the world would you even try to do it? What is the goal of this endeavour?

    When I first got into Mac, it was still a rare thing. And so that made me better than everyone else. I got to look down on PC users and call everyone who came after me poseurs. Then, as Mac's became more and more popular, I started noticing that EVERYONE was carrying them. I even saw people using them in Starbuck's, for Christ's sake (as I passed by the window on my way to an indie coffee shop that you've probably never heard of).

    This forced me to do something to set myself once more off from the pack, so that I might reaffirm my moral and intellectual superiority. Obviously, I couldn't go to Windows. So naturally I turned to Linux, and an obscure distro than only a few of us know about (if you have to ask which one, don't bother).

    It was perfect. Now when people saw I was using a Mac and asked me about it, I could tell them "Yeah, it's a Mac, but not the kind YOU'RE using" and blow off any subsequent questions with "I could tell you more, but you wouldn't get it." Once more, I was whole!

    I would talk more about it, but I've got to get to a Semertian Poetry reading. Not that I expect you to know what Semertian Poetry is.

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  11. Re:Linux on Mac?! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The hardware is nice, but OSX is terrible.

    Oh boy, you did it now.

    If I don't see you in a few days, I'll send a search party out to look for your karma.

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  12. Re:Video RAMM matters more than screen resolution by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if you were developing an anal sex simulator, then you'd want to make sure it ran on Apple hardware.

    You can't, at least not with iOS - remember that clause in developer license agreement that forbids products directly competing with ones offered by Apple?