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Judge Suggests Apple Is "Smoking Crack" With Witness List In Samsung Case

Posted by timothy on from the william-f-buckley-might-politely-correct-her dept.

infodragon writes "Today in the ongoing Apple vs Samsung court case Judge Lucy Koh's patience wore thin as Apple presented a 75-page document highlighting 22 witnesses it would like to call in for rebuttal testimony, provided the court had the time. As those following the case closely know quite well, the case has a set number of hours which are already wearing quite thin. As quoted by The Verge as they sat in the courtroom listening in, Koh wondered aloud why Apple would offer the list 'when unless you're smoking crack you know these witnesses aren't going to be called!'"

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  1. Best Judge ever!!! by zixxt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love this Judge, shes blunt and will not take Apples bullshit.

    She needs her own show on TV.

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  2. ...establishing the grounds for Apple's appeal... by Picass0 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Koh may have just handed Apple what they need to prove she has a bias if they need to appeal this case later.

    There appropriate ways for a Judge to express their frustrations at a plaintiff.

  3. Anyone else? by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else think the legal system would make more sense if they were smoking crack?

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  4. Re:court strategy for jury by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Objection! Your honor, we at Apple strongly prefer insufflation of powder cocaine to smoking crack!

  5. In other news.... by peoples_champion · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apple has just put a patent on the term "smoking crack", people who use the term, and/or engage in the activity could now be charge with copyright infringement. This may prove to be the most serious blow to the crack consumers, and the illegal drugs industry at large........

  6. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased by SternisheFan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, I like this judge! Shades of Judge Judy, yeah, I'll accept her ruling.

  7. Re:The Reality Distortion Field by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait, is that their crack pipe design you're describing? I can't tell from those phrases.

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  8. Re:At first I thought the Judge was biased by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I think her wild mood swings must mean she's medicating?

    Or smoked a little too much of Apple's icrack.

    Watch out for your cornhole. Apple's sure to be after you for using the iCrack brand without express written permission.

  9. Samsung Whips ?! by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    their products, ships, earth moving equipment, large industrial power control devices, home appliances, LCD screens, power supplies, chips, dips, chains, and whips .

    Oh God knows I tried, but no matter which search engine I use, I just can't find "Samsung Whip" or "Samsung Whips" or anything similar
     
    Would you be kind enough to tell us where to locate the Samsung Whips(TM) ?
     
    Many thanks !!
     

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