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Gartner Buzzword Tracker Says "Cloud Computing" Still on Hype Wave

Posted by timothy on from the distingush-from-internet-kthxbye dept.

If you're sick of the term "cloud" to refer to pretty much anything on "the internet" and consider that phrase a symptom of useless MBA, PHB, PowerPoint talking points oozing where they don't belong, sorry — you'll probably have to endure it for a while yet. Nerval's Lobster writes that Gartner's 2012 Hype Cycle of Emerging Technologies says that "Cloud computing" (along with a few other terms, such as "Near Field Communication" and "media tablets") is not just alive but growing. "Gartner uses the report to monitor the rise, maturity and decline of certain terms and concepts, the better for corporate strategists and planners to predict how things will trend over the next few months or years. As part of the report, Gartner's analysts have built a Hype Cycle which positions technologies on a graph tracing their rise, overexposure, inevitable fall, and eventual rehabilitation as quiet, productive, well-integrated, thoroughly un-buzz-worthy technologies. Right now, Gartner views hybrid cloud computing, Big Data, crowdsourcing, and the 'Internet of Things' as on the rise, while private cloud computing, social analytics and the Bring Your Own Device (BYOD) phenomenon are coasting at the Peak of Inflated Expectations."

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  1. Buzzword compliance by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot needs to update their text for buzzword compliance. Instead of "submitting" comments to Slashdot, it should indicate that I'm "syncing comments to the cloud."

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    1. Re:Buzzword compliance by pegasustonans · · Score: 1, Funny

      Slashdot needs to update their text for buzzword compliance. Instead of "submitting" comments to Slashdot, it should indicate that I'm "syncing comments to the cloud."

      +1 depressing

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    2. Re:Buzzword compliance by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 4, Funny

      This would promote synergy in the global open source ecosystem causing upward mobility of natural language and ultimately a paradigm shift.

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    3. Re:Buzzword compliance by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 3, Funny

      for web 2.0 cloud compliance all mods are to be replaced with "like"

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  2. Talk dirty to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    This would promote synergy in the global open source ecosystem causing upward mobility of natural language and ultimately a paradigm shift.

    As an MBA, I'd like to say that you made me cum!

    Off to change my shorts.

  3. in the clown... by MaerD · · Score: 2, Funny

    s/cloud/clown
    makes reading stories about "clown gaming", "clown storage", and anything else they put in the clown much more interesting.

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  4. The Onion by cffrost · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Onion seems to share the "hype" assessment:

    HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'

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