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Kasparov Arrested By Russian Police
New submitter perdelucena writes "Former world chess champion Garry Kasparov was arrested outside a Moscow court, where the verdict in the trial of the Pussy Riot group members was being announced on Friday, Russian police said." Update: 08/18 01:14 GMT by T : Kasparov has written an account of the arrest.
Your move.
In Soviet Russia, Czar Putin purges you. Wait... I did that wrong.
shrug last time I saw pussy riot was when they announced a designer handbag sale.
The last time I saw pussy riot was when I changed cat foods.
Take the Red Pill.
...King checkmates you!
This is way bigger than you think. Big, like in SPACE. To understand, you should first affiliate yourself with the origins of chess, particularly from the view of former President of the Republic of Kalmykia, Kirsan Ilyumzhinov.
Well, soon you will begin to see what started this whole affair in the first place. The President of the Republic of Kalmykia has powerful friends, and Putin is not at the top amongst them. These friends have spaceships and don't piddle around, especially with chess. In other words, Gary fucked with the Aliens by criticizing their Kalmykian friend, and Putin, the incredibly patient fellow he is, is finally closing in -- in service of the KGB (King's Gambit Bezopasnosti).
Gentlemen, I assure you, chess is far stranger than Go.
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
Every time I go out on the town there is a "pussy riot".
If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
That's what you get for carrying Prada-Handbags!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
Wait, what? They have those American laws in Russia too?