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Curiosity Rover Fires First Laser Beam At Martian Rock

A martian rock named "Coronation" was shot with 30 pulses over a 10-second period by Curiosity's laser today in order to determine what elements it was made of. “We got a great spectrum of Coronation — lots of signal,” Roger Wiens of Los Alamos National Laboratory, leader of the ChemCam scientific team, said in a press release today. “Our team is both thrilled and working hard, looking at the results. After eight years building the instrument, it’s payoff time!” Another rock known as N165 was selected for later testing.

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  1. Bagger 288 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    How long until we send a Bagger 288 to mars? That'll show those rocks what for.

    1. Re:Bagger 288 by mirix · · Score: 5, Informative

      95% of the readers just wooshed.

      Bagger is series of gigantic bucket-wheel excavators, for the unitiated. Some (the biggest, at least) were made by East German TAKRAF. I think others were made in west.

      They made some pretty bizarre machines, like RB293 (of bagger series) and F60

      Gotta move that coal...

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  2. This means war! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

    You folks realize that this is very likely to result in a Council of War from the Elders. It's bad enough to litter the landscape with Earthling detritus, but offensive weaponry on innocent and passive Martian rocks cannot be tolerated!

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    1. Re:This means war! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wouldn't worry - once George Lucas re-edits the footage the rock will have fired first...

    2. Re:This means war! by outsider007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      We had a tip there were WMD's inside it.

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    3. Re:This means war! by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Too bad the heat shield landed accidentally on the Elders' primary residence.

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  3. One problem... by destinyland · · Score: 5, Funny

    What if the martians ARE rocks?!

    1. Re:One problem... by grouchomarxist · · Score: 5, Funny

      One less to worry about...

    2. Re:One problem... by Sulphur · · Score: 5, Funny

      What if the martians ARE rocks?!

      Its last words were "Don't laze me bro."

    3. Re:One problem... by Trepidity · · Score: 4, Informative

      Close!

      Now it's taken to social media to turn public opinion against lasing of rocks.

    4. Re:One problem... by BobNET · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor... not a bricklayer!

    5. Re:One problem... by camperslo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What if the martians ARE rocks?!

      Maybe they feed on energy and like a fresh blast.

      Meanwhile, pet rocks on Earth are nervous. Hopefully this won't stir religious conflicts on Earth involving those who believe the spirits of their ancestors live in rocks.

      Curiosity will also be giving us data on energetic protons from solar events. Since Mars has essentially no magnetic field, much lower energy particles can reach ground level than on Earth. Measurements were made on the way there. From the background levels, it looks like about half makes it through the Martian atmosphere.
      Studying solar weather on Mars may provide some insights as to what to expect when our magnetic field at home weakens. It's dropped 10% or so in the last 150 years which is a relatively fast rate of change.

      http://www.stce.be/news/154/welcome.html

      http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=is-it-true-that-the-stren

  4. Old mystery explained. by Bill+Currie · · Score: 5, Funny

    So this is how Curiosity kills cats? I guess the next mission needs to be called Satisfaction.

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    1. Re:Old mystery explained. by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess the next mission needs to be called Satisfaction.

      Except then we'd never get that mission...

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    2. Re:Old mystery explained. by bitingduck · · Score: 4, Funny

      I guess the next mission needs to be called Satisfaction.

      Except then we'd never get that mission...

      but we'll try, and we'll try...

  5. More ad laden slashdot bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anybody want to tell me why they don't link to the source

    And anybody want to tell me why sppammers can post more frequently than I can?

    1. Re:More ad laden slashdot bullshit by drwho · · Score: 4, Funny

      damned kids, get off my lawn.

  6. Item drops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In my experience of shooting lasers at rocks, there's usually a chance of finding a health pack or some coins.

  7. NASA link by caseih · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a more official news link: http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/news/msl20120819b.html. I hope they will announce soon the actual results of the spectroscopy somewhere.

    Also a reminder that NASA's official page for this mission is:
    http://www.nasa.gov/msl/. This is probably a better source for MSL news than wired.

    Would it hurt slashdot editors to post the official NASA links as well as the submitted, third-party news links? We pay them to be editors after all.

    1. Re:NASA link by drwho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yea, I have given my two cents so often that, perhaps, I have contributed $5.00. So, that gives me rights!

  8. Soon, it will start trundling, not locomoting. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Funny

    > A martian rock named "Coronation" was shot with 30 pulses

    ZAPPED, God damn it!

    Robots on Mars with freakin' laser beams and claws zap things!

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  9. This project needs a midwesterner. by daemonenwind · · Score: 4, Funny

    Out here we know...don't name it if you're gonna shoot it.

  10. I, for one... by Zigurd · · Score: 4, Funny

    We've put on Mars a large machine that blasts the landscape with a heat ray. A heat ray. And we have set the example that such a machine can be robotic, and impervious to microbes. That's sure to end well.

  11. Laser or Heat-Ray by thoughtfulbloke · · Score: 5, Interesting

    shot with 30 pulses over a 10-second period by Curiosity's laser today in order to determine what elements it was made of

    or as H.G. Wells put it,

    ...the Martians rattle for a time and then become still. The giant saved Woking station and its cluster of houses until the last; then in a moment the Heat-Ray was brought to bear, and the town became a heap of fiery ruins. Then the Thing shut off the Heat-Ray, and turning its back...

    1. Re:Laser or Heat-Ray by Col.+Bloodnok · · Score: 3, Funny

      My word! The only good thing about Woking is the fast service into London. The fiends!

  12. NASA Fundraiser Alert by meglon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    NASA should offer the chance to name each rock it blasts for a donation. They could probably get free advertising from science mags, oddball news organizations doing stories, and divorce lawyers.

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  13. Where is the earth-shattering boom? by EricTheGreen · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was supposed to be an EARTH-SHATTERING BOOM!!!

  14. NASA never met a problem... by gman003 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    it cannot solve with the proper use of rockets, lasers and in one notable case, duct tape.

    Someone start a White House petition to rename NASA to "Federal Department of Rockets and Lasers". Because who in their right mind (or several of the wrong ones) would cut funding to the Department of Rockets and Lasers?

    1. Re:NASA never met a problem... by gman003 · · Score: 4, Informative

      It originated as an acronym; it is now fully acceptable to use as a proper or even regular noun. Indeed, this seems to be the preferred usage, as shown by the Federal Department of Rockets and Laser's own usage.

      And I tend to defer to the Federal Department of Rockets and Lasers in matters regarding all things laser and/or rocket.

  15. Earth has Invaded Mars with a laser-wielding robot by w0mprat · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know your technological civilization has reached a certain level when you send a robot to another planet to shoot shit with fricken lasers.

    Early days yet, can only sizzle a bit of rock. Today, some scientific samples, tomorrow the galaxy!

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  16. Re:I want to buy that rock by deek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the earth shattering kaboom. There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom. Especially if it tests a rock with illudium Q-36 in it.

  17. In related news ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... Martians seek asylum with Ecuador.

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  18. Even better by subreality · · Score: 3, Funny

    NASA should offer the chance to laser-engrave your name on a Martian rock. For megabucks, they could write your name in giant cursive with the rover's wheel tracks; all applications must include a program written in LOGO.

  19. Re:I want to buy that rock by Richard_at_work · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait for the George Lucas remastered documentary, and the rock will have fired first.

  20. We come in peace by Roger+Lindsjo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sorry about crashing in on you, we come in peace, I promise. I'll just fire my laser for a while over there. No hard feelings right?