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Windows 7 Is the Next Windows XP
snydeq writes "Windows XP's most beloved factors are also driving business organizations to Windows 7 in the face of Windows 8. 'We love Windows 7: That's the message loud and clear from people this week at the TechMentor Conference held at Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Wash. With Windows XP reaching end of life for support in April 2014, the plan for most organizations is to upgrade — to Windows 7,' indicating 'a repeat of history for what we've seen with Windows releases, the original-cast Star Trek movie pattern where every other version was beloved and the ones in between decidedly not so.'"
Ridiculous! Preposterous! Inconceivable! To make one such as I do such a... thing...
Your comment, and your comment alone, made me shoot a fart out of my very own asshole. My very own asshole. I hope you're proud of yourself, because that's an extremely rare occurrence.
Wow! Such a thing! While I was reading your comment, the following strange and unlikely event occurred: I expelled flatulence directly out of my own asshole. I guess that proves that your entire comment is completely filled with lies and slander. Otherwise, why would it cause an esteemed individual such as myself to fart out of my own asshole?