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Air Force Openly Seeking Cyberweapons

Gunkerty Jeb writes "The Air Force Life Cycle Management Center posted a broad agency announcement (PDF) recently, calling on contractors to submit concept papers detailing technological demonstrations of 'cyberspace warfare operations' capabilities. Among many other things, the Air Force is seeking to obtain the abilities to 'destroy, deny, degrade, disrupt, deceive, corrupt, or usurp the adversaries' ability to use the cyberspace domain for his advantage' and capabilities that would allow them to intercept, identify, and locate sources of vulnerability for threat recognition, targeting, and planning, both immediately and for future operations."

91 comments

  1. Good idea, after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    whatever could go wrong ?

    1. Re:Good idea, after all by SomePgmr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right? I figure I can get at least $20 billion up front, another $200 billion in overruns, and about 15 years to develop a VB6 goatse "weapon" that never really works right.

      I love this idea.

  2. And just so you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That “adversaries” includes us. Especially us.

    Good luck knowing what is real in 10 years. Most people already have barely and self-made observations/experiences.

    1. Re:And just so you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck knowing what is real in 10 years.

      It's been that way for the past 20 years.

    2. Re:And just so you know... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

      That “adversaries” includes us. Especially us.

      .

      This is the USAF, not the NSA, CIA, FBI, DIA, TSA, etc. Three initial agencies are the ones you need to be afraid of, ;-)

    3. Re:And just so you know... by tqk · · Score: 1

      That "adversaries" includes us. Especially us.

      This is the USAF, not the NSA, CIA, FBI, DIA, TSA, etc. Three initial agencies are the ones you need to be afraid of, ;-)

      Doolittle should be spinning in his grave hearing that. What do the TLAs bring to bear? Lawyers and cops with guns, possibly rent-a-cops (TSA). What's the USAF got to compare to them? Just cruise missiles (possibly nuke tipped), stealth bombers (possibly nuke armed), UAVs, AWACS, LEO satellite surveillance and targeting capability, ...

      Yeah, the TLAs are waaaaayy more dangerous than the USAF. :-P

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    4. Re:And just so you know... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      a nuke would do to much collateral civilian-citizen damage for it to be used in country, where planted evidence and bullying is perfect for getting individuals in country. I think the three letters are more dangerous to individuals.

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      ---Saying gnome 3 is better than windows 8 not so much a compliment as it is damning with light praise.
    5. Re:And just so you know... by tqk · · Score: 1

      a nuke would do [too] much [collateral] civilian-citizen damage for it to be used in country ...

      Methinks you believe "they" care more about "us" than "they" do. Call it paranoia if you wish, but I think they're fishing around right now for ways to plausibly get away with the insane. News reports I've read (WaPo, et al) show they're desperately trying to start a war with Iran. We're easy targets in comparison.

      I'm expecting neutron bombs in our future (for our own good (tm), of course).

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    6. Re:And just so you know... by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      yeah i guess i could see that, but it would be dropped on another country not on our own cities very large difference a three letter is more than willing to f you over and will with low to no collateral damage. the three letters are a scalpel to be used on us, the military is a f'ing big cudgel with spikes in it used to beat the shit out of everyone else.

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    7. Re:And just so you know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That “adversaries” includes us. Especially us.

      .

      This is the USAF, not the NSA, CIA, FBI, DIA, TSA, etc. Three initial agencies are the ones you need to be afraid of, ;-)

      DOD is the only one you need be concerned or afraid of, and all that falls under it.

      That being said, of all branches, the USAF would be the first I would fear. Where do you think all this tech will ultimately land first...

    8. Re:And just so you know... by Kirth · · Score: 1

      The "adversaries” who don't get access to the vulnerability information also includes the manufacturer of the software, its customers, and certainly ALL OTHER DEPARTMENTS. Can't have the Navy or the Ground Forces to have that information.

      They're moving towards a vicious circle where everyone hoards vulnerabilities, and nobody is secure.

      --
      "The more prohibitions there are, The poorer the people will be" -- Lao Tse
  3. Unethical ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Give everyone else Windows install disks and free licenses. And run our systems on linux.
    Might be against the Geneva conventions for torture

    1. Re:Unethical ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give everyone else Windows 8 install disks and free licenses. And run our systems on linux. Might be against the Geneva conventions for torture

      There, I fixed that for you - Win 8 surely has better NSA trap doors than it's predecessors...and it's just awful.

    2. Re:Unethical ? by zlives · · Score: 1

      yes but they can bypass the threat by deleting system32.exe

    3. Re:Unethical ? by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The joke only works if you name a system file that actually exists. Perhaps you meant ntoskrnl.exe?

    4. Re:Unethical ? by tqk · · Score: 1

      No you didn't fix it. How old are you? Twelve? If you think Windows 8 invented suckiness, you've been asleep at the switch all this time.

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    5. Re:Unethical ? by zlives · · Score: 1

      nah man don't know how that .exe got in there :p

  4. Any suggestions by ozduo · · Score: 0

    on creating a death star start up

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    I got to the chocolate box before you, that's why the hard ones have teeth marks.
    1. Re:Any suggestions by vlm · · Score: 1

      on creating a death star start up

      If you live on Alderaan don't fund the kickstarter... Unless you're one of those "Alderaan shot first" cranks.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    2. Re:Any suggestions by ae1294 · · Score: 2

      If you live on Alderaan don't fund the kickstarter... Unless you're one of those "Alderaan shot first" cranks.

      But they where supporting the TERRORIST! They got what was comin...

    3. Re:Any suggestions by tqk · · Score: 1

      on creating a death star start up

      I think you need permission from AT&T for that.

      --
      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  5. Cool by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

    Unlike nukes, we all have access to 'cyberweapons'.

    --
    “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    1. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ..and ponies. I want a pony. Tell them I want a pony!

  6. DOD talking more about cyber by daveschroeder · · Score: 1

    For better or worse, this is a new battlespace, and DOD is talking about it

  7. Just ask the US President? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I mean... He's got the Internet Kill-switch, which seems like it would qualify as being able to: "destroy, deny, degrade, disrupt, deceive, corrupt, or usurp the adversaries' ability to use the cyberspace domain for his advantage"

    Ask the NSA if you want to: "intercept, identify, and locate sources of vulnerability for threat recognition, targeting, and planning, both immediately and for future operations."

    If you ask me, the Air force should just focus on flying their air planes. Look, I realise that in the Age of Information traditional warfare is becoming obsolete, but does the air force really need cyber weapons? Are they planning on going to war with their own country?!

    1. Re:Just ask the US President? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for the matrix airforce, cyberweapons are a necessity

    2. Re:Just ask the US President? by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Internet Kill Switch died in committee. Even if it had passed, that's not really what they're talking about here. It would (potentially) have shut America off from the Internet, but that's only degrading the enemy's capability in the sense that shooting yourself denies them the chance to kill you.

      The fact that this is being done in the Air Force is a little surprising, but there's a remarkable amount of redundancy between our branches. All of the branches do computer work of various kinds. That redundancy is expensive, no doubt, but it also creates diversity which makes it more robust.

      Whether we actually need that robustness or if it's just more make-work for Congressional districts... I won't touch that. Let's just say that it's complicated.

    3. Re:Just ask the US President? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the Internet kill switch was called BGP?

    4. Re:Just ask the US President? by bobbied · · Score: 1

      No.. It's called EMP.. Problem is that it's a button the bad guys can push.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    5. Re:Just ask the US President? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that this is being done in the Air Force is a little surprising, but there's a remarkable amount of redundancy between our branches. All of the branches do computer work of various kinds. That redundancy is expensive, no doubt, but it also creates diversity which makes it more robust.

      Why buy one when you can have five at 20 times the price?

    6. Re:Just ask the US President? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "... but that's only degrading the enemy's capability in the sense that shooting yourself denies them the chance to kill you."

      Hahaha! Mod up. Best line I've read in a long time.

    7. Re:Just ask the US President? by tqk · · Score: 1

      I thought the Internet kill switch was called BGP?

      No.. It's called EMP ...

      Weird. I'd think that something showing up in the sky over D.C. capable of producing an EMP would be the bigger problem. Who cares about all the fried electronics with all the smoking corpses stinking up the place?

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    8. Re:Just ask the US President? by tqk · · Score: 1

      "... but that's only degrading the enemy's capability in the sense that shooting yourself denies them the chance to kill you."

      Hahaha! Mod up. Best line I've read in a long time.

      Oh please. It's called the Masada Defense, and it's been an old joke for about two millennia. "Ha! Didn't we make those Roman Legions look stupid! Nyaa, nyaa, you can't kill us because we committed suicide. Nyaa, nyaa!"

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    9. Re:Just ask the US President? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Oh please. It's called the Masada Defense, and it's been an old joke for about two millennia. 'Ha! Didn't we make those Roman Legions look stupid! Nyaa, nyaa, you can't kill us because we committed suicide. Nyaa, nyaa!'"

      So? How is that relevant to the fact that it is still the best line I have read on Slashdot in a long while?

      It doesn't have to be new to be funny and appropriate.

    10. Re:Just ask the US President? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Oh please."

      Further yet, it doesn't even have to be particularly funny or appropriate to be a good line in the context of Slashdot.

    11. Re:Just ask the US President? by tqk · · Score: 1

      So? How is that relevant to the fact that it is still the best line I have read on Slashdot in a long while?

      It doesn't have to be new to be funny and appropriate.

      I'm trying to think of something funny in reply, but all I get is old jokes, demnit. Oh yeah, "intercontinental cybernetic missives" in the same thread/story. That's funny! Well, I thought so. No offence intended, honest.

      Perhaps I'm being a bit over-critical this evening. I strive to educate at the least. I don't think Masada was anything to crow about. This is more my style.

      [No, I'm not Jewish, FYI. :-) ]

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
    12. Re:Just ask the US President? by tqk · · Score: 1

      "Oh please."

      Further yet, it doesn't even have to be particularly funny or appropriate to be a good line in the context of Slashdot.

      Do you want to play "/. Stereotypes?"

      i) We all live in our Mom's basement.

      ii) We've never had a Significant Other in our lives.
      iib) There are no women here or in the rest of the IT Universe.

      iii) "Social skills? What're those? Bath? What's a bath?"

      iv) "They're" == "their" == "there"
      ivb) "Two" == "to" == "too"
      ivc) "Lose" == "loose" ...

      v) "What's an apostrophe?"

      vi) USA! USA! USA!

      Boston Red Sox 5, LA Angels (of Anaheim) 4. I'd rather be watching the Mets. I'm very glad it's not -40 [CF] today. Please, put down the knife/gun. :-)

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    13. Re:Just ask the US President? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: read http://www.amazon.com/America-Vulnerable-Digital-Espionage-Warfare/dp/159420313X
      Step 2: return to slashdot to laugh how completely naive, uninformed, simplistic, off-target, fatuous, and intellectually lazy your own post was.
      Step 3: repeat step 2 for every post you've seen here on this topic.

    14. Re:Just ask the US President? by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      A nuke at 300 miles above isn't likely to produce many smoking corpses.

      --
      Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
    15. Re:Just ask the US President? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Do you want to play "/. Stereotypes?"

      Yes, of course that's what I was doing, in a humorous/sarcastic way. And it was pretty silly.

      Having said that, I object somewhat to (iib), but I really like (v).

  8. Suggestion by Antipater · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll need to get to work creating something to monitor and regulate all these cyberweapons they're creating. A defense net for the Air Force, a "Net-in-the-Sky", if you will. That should work, right?

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    1. Re:Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Skynet if you will?

    2. Re:Suggestion by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      A Skynet if you will?

      I won't, thanks. :)

      Strat

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    3. Re:Suggestion by tqk · · Score: 1

      They'll need to get to work creating something to monitor and regulate all these cyber weapons they're creating. A defense net for the Air Force ...

      I wonder if they'll bother to look into making their own systems immune, just in case it kinda, sorta, comes around and decides to bite them too.

      Nah. That wouldn't happen, right?

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  9. bet password will be cyberweapons12 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    bet the password for the entire system will be cyberweapons12

    1. Re:bet password will be cyberweapons12 by zlives · · Score: 1

      joshua5

    2. Re:bet password will be cyberweapons12 by El_Oscuro · · Score: 1

      12345 "Thats the stupidest combination I have ever seen in my life! It is like something an idiot would have on his luggage!"

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    3. Re:bet password will be cyberweapons12 by Q-Hack! · · Score: 1

      Remind me to change the combo on my luggage.

      --
      Some days I get the sinking feeling Orwell was an optimist.
  10. Air force? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    I think they misunderstood what space we are talking about in cyberspace.

    1. Re:Air force? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I think they misunderstood what space we are talking about in cyberspace.

      Cyberspace: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the cybership FreeEnterprise.

      So will the JPL be replaced with a CPL? Are we in a new CyberSpace Race? Are people going to start manufacturing stockpiles of intercontinental cybernetic missives?

      At least holodecks and replicators actually exist in cyberspace....

    2. Re:Air force? by tqk · · Score: 1

      ... intercontinental cybernetic missives ...

      Now that's funny! I sent one of those to a friend in Europe this morning. I sure hope they didn't suffer.

      At least holodecks and replicators actually exist in cyberspace

      They do not. Since when was Hollywood cognizant of cyberspace? Have you seen the dreck they put out? Jeebus. Hollywood should stick to baseball movies.

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  11. The way to go by aaaaaaargh! · · Score: 1

    Cypernetic weapons are en vogue again. Probably part of the Air Force's steampunk efforts. Next: Attack Zeppelins!

    1. Re:The way to go by Yvan256 · · Score: 1
    2. Re:The way to go by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Thought the same thing as soon as I read the parent. Wish I had mod points today.

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  12. air force sees earmarked money for cyber threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Air force just wants a bigger piece of the huge bloated military budget.

    Cyber warfare? We do that. Now give us the extra Billioooons of dollars.

    Fucking waste of money. We can defend our country with volunteers if we are ever attacked (see how well Iraq and Afghanistan held back the US military with just poorly armed volunteers defending their homes and families from the invading army). A standing army is just for imperialist wars, and tyranny against the population.

  13. Okay Then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll send them right now. Just click the link and you'll get all the cyberweapons you can handle.

  14. I am a geek... by wbr1 · · Score: 1

    But sadly I have no cyberweapons to sell.
    Chemical weapons decanted intestinally from last nights taco fest I have in abundance.

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    Silence is a state of mime.
  15. Wanna Cyber? by ilikenwf · · Score: 1

    We just need to get some of those "eWhore" bots together and use them in coordinated ddos and spam campaigns. Since most foreign people as well as Americans can't resist the urge of nice boobies or wood, all computers would be rendered useless within a few hours of having adware and spyware porn viewers installed.

  16. Re:air force sees earmarked money for cyber threat by Antipater · · Score: 1

    (see how well Iraq and Afghanistan held back the US military with just poorly armed volunteers defending their homes and families from the invading army).

    I know, right? The Iraqis held the Americans off for 21 whole days!

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  17. Do what the Chinese have done by sackofdonuts · · Score: 1

    Subsume the production of all commodity computer equipment in the world. Then introduce firmware that can do all sorts of things with the hardware, hence you would have complete control over your enemy's equipment.

  18. blimps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, how about some blimps, drop'n sharks with lazers.

  19. Re:air force sees earmarked money for cyber threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck with your volunteers defending their homes after a chemical or biological attack.
    The need for these cyber weapons is to defend or stike against hostile nation states such as China. They have HUGE initiatives along those lines and we NEED to step ours up as well.

  20. WinNuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll send em a copy of WinNuke

  21. They need the Kuang Grade Mark 11 by VAXcat · · Score: 1

    He slotted the Chinese virus, paused, then drove it home. `Okay,' he said, `we're on..." `Christ on a crutch,' the Flatline said, `take a look at this.' The Chinese virus was unfolding around them. Polychrome shadow, countless translucent layers shifting and recombining. Protean, enormous, it towered above them, blotting out the void. `Big mother,' the Flatline said.

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  22. Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up an atom!
    Up and at them!
    Up an atom!
    Up and at them!
    Up an atom!
    Up and at them! ...Better

  23. Cyberspace does not mirror physical warfare by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

    Listening to these people they are all assuming there is some sort of analouge to physical reality to be had when no such thing exists.

    "Resources" are meaningless. Your advasary does not need aircraft carriers, subs and tanks. A dialup modem is just as capable of bringing down power grids as is a well connected multi-gigabit pipe at every IXP.

    One smart, board or lucky person located anywhere can cause you just as much grief as an army of lesser such people.

    Denial of capabilities means nothing when those capabilities have already been used against you and you just don't know it yet. In fact any useless attempt to disrupt networks or capabilities could very well trigger a failsafe response. The only way to deny capabilities is to help your side secure their shit.

    "Mapping of networks" Oh yea cause if you know where an attack is coming from you can turn it off and that will fix everything... knowledge of network topology is meaningless.

    "Access to cyberspace domain, information, networks, systems, or devices"

    Its called hacking. If you ask nicely a three letter agency might share their cache of 0-days with you...but my guess they will refuse to waste their precious capability on "cyber war" bullshit.

    "Denial of service on cyberspace resources, current/future operating systems, and network devices" ...

    All you need is a low orbit ion cannon, a few rofolcopters on your lolz craft carriers and nobody will mess with you... Denial of service is more military thinking with no useful analouge to any useful property of "cyberspace".

    "Data manipulation"
    Notepad..

    "Ability to control cyberspace effects at specified times and places"

    As if time and space mean anything in cyberspace.

    "Situational awareness capabilities that give an operator near real-time effectiveness feedback in a form that is readily observed by the operator."

    These are humans you are at war with. There is no neat satellite imagry detailing the effect of delivered ordinance, to think otherwise is dangerous self dellusion.

    "Technologies/concepts for developing and assessing cyberspace capabilities while disconnected from the operational cyberspace domain (the Internet or communication networks) including IO modeling, simulation, and capability, and operational and performance assessments."

    More military resource bullshit having no actual analouge to "cyberspace"

    "Situational awareness capabilities that give an operator near real-time effectiveness feedback in a form that is readily observed by the operator."

    See RFC 3514.

    "Technologies/concepts for developing capabilities to assess and visualize non-kinetic cyberspace domain effects."

    They were attacking us so we broke the Internet and therefore we won because nobody can attack us anymore.

    "Cyberspace technologies/capabilities employing unique characteristics resulting in the adversary entering conflicts in a degraded state"

    More useless military thinking... you assume the adversary has anything to loose or is capable of being "degraded" ...

    Unless the airforce also has a real working "Stealth" quantum computer they are not telling anyone about its time to wake up and get real.

    1. Re:Cyberspace does not mirror physical warfare by f3rret · · Score: 1

      Wow. You sure got it all figured out, guess USAF will shut down its program now.

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  24. Backwards vocabulary, backwards thinking by Talennor · · Score: 1

    They're using their existing airforce vocabulary. Which means they're using their existing airforce thinking.

    You don't "intercept", "locate", "target", or "plan" with information technology the same way you do those things with enemy aircraft. We do have problems with information security and systems security, but they're not the same kinds of problems as bombers flying overhead. And we have solutions, too, which just don't detect or respond or work in the same ways. They need to find someone in the field and ask questions about what they should be looking for before setting their goals.

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  25. Got the idea from watching Apples Lawyers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess they'd been watching the Patents and the actions of Aapl's Lawyers!

  26. Termination clause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They left out the part where Franky and Bubba make you dissappear in the desert upon project completion, before the drug cartel, mafia, Xe, etc. recruit you.

    1. Re:Termination clause by tqk · · Score: 1

      They left out the part where Franky and Bubba make you dissappear in the desert upon project completion, before the drug cartel, mafia, Xe, etc. recruit you.

      I've been trying to write a book about a down and out (unemployed!) IT geek trying to sell unbreakable crypto (GnuPG) to the Medellin or Cali Cartel, but since the Zetas showed up, it's not that fun anymore. !@#$

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      "Tongue tied and twisted, just an Earth bound misfit ..." -- Pink Floyd.
  27. Windows 95? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has been very effective so far.

    1. Re:Windows 95? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Malware on a disk.

  28. Walt Kelly said it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though the comment was intended for a different context, the sentiment reigns supreme. We have met the enemy, and they is us.

  29. Cyberwar: Many ways to lose. No way to win. by dweller_below · · Score: 1
    Nobody at the US Air Force seems to be thinking strategically.
    • There are 2 major problems with offensive cyberwar:
    • The USA has the most to lose. We are the most dependent on the Internet. It doesn't matter who initiates a cyberwar act, the USA will take the most damage. And, any cyberwar act by the US legitimises all other cyberwar activity. The USA has nothing to gain and everything to lose by offensive cyberwar preparation. This is why Schneier is advocating cyberwar treaties: https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2012/06/cyberwar_treati.html
    • US offensive cyberwar preparations make the US internet more vulnerable. The NSA calls this effect the "Equities Issue". In order to create an offensive capability, we have to rob resources from our defence. In order to have an attack surface, we have to weaken our defences to create a vulnerability. For example, in order to have a "0 day" vulnerability, we have to chose to not disclose or fix it.

    Granted, we can do some things to improve our defences without destroying ourselves. But, attempts at creating offensive cyberwar capability are careful and meticulous preparations for suicide. Any clear-thinking opponent will swiftly realize that they have everything to gain and nothing to lose.

    Mel Brooks gave a good summary of our current situation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I

    Miles

  30. Duh!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's somehow news that the US Government is looking at this stuff? Wow! What insight. Let's see - this is just one Air Force organization, and there's a whole Cyber Command out there that also does this stuff! There are three other services looking for the same kinds of stuff (check fedbizops.gov sometime). Plus, this was released, PUBLICLY, in FEBRUARY!!!

    I don't rant often on Slashdot, but the fact this one made it through the crap filter disappoints me.

  31. What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/playgames.wav

  32. Re:air force sees earmarked money for cyber threat by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

    I know, right? The Iraqis held the Americans off for 21 whole days [wikipedia.org]!

    Well, "held off" is a bit of an overstatement anyways, don't you think?

    More like: "It took us that long to haul enough ordnance to the place and to unload it again into the Iraqi Republican Guard given the finite number of soldiers/weapons we had there."

    It takes a bit of time to destroy/kill that much/many, you know. Weapons have cycling rates and reload times. Soldiers need meals and sleep. Vehicles/armor have a limited speed, especially if traversing rough terrain. Slower heavy supply/support transport has to catch up.

    I almost miss "Baghdad Bob". He was the closest thing to "comedy relief" I've ever seen or heard of in an actual military conflict that wasn't with the USO. :)

    Strat

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  33. Not seeing it by tpstigers · · Score: 1

    In theory, the purpose of our military is to protect us. As such, they would be failing this job if they DIDN'T look into this kind of stuff.

    In practice, our military supplies a LOT of jobs for a lot of people. I don't see any reason why this shouldn't include the technologically inclined.

    In reality, we have far less to fear from the Air Force than we do from a host of other government agencies, all of which are probably already up to their asses in this.

    I'm just not seeing any reason to feel concern here.

    1. Re:Not seeing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In theory, the purpose of our military is to protect us.
      In practice, the purpose of our military is to protect the military industry's profits.

      Fix'd.

  34. Re:air force sees earmarked money for cyber threat by tqk · · Score: 1

    (see how well Iraq and Afghanistan held back the US military with just poorly armed volunteers defending their homes and families from the invading army).

    I know, right? The Iraqis held the Americans off for 21 whole days!

    ... then continued to bleed you (and them, and civilians) until Dec. 18, 2011 despite it all being "over with" in 21 days. Some people will never understand Stalingrad (suckers) or the VietNam War (suckers^2). How long did it take to actually find Saddam again? "Most significantly, Saddam Hussein himself was captured on December 13, 2003 ..."

    Hmm. "March 20, 2003 to December 18, 2011 ..." I think that's a bit more than 21 days. In fact, I'm fairly sure March 20, 2003 to December 13, 2003 is quite a bit more than 21 days.

    You display an astonishing facility for avoidance of reality. You should be careful of that. It's a dangerous condition.

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  35. Psssst, wanna buy a web war kit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear the Russians and several other East European countries may have whole kits for sale. Ready to go, just negotiate a good price.
    History reference - how the USA agreed to leave the Mob alone to gain access into Sicily in WW2.

  36. Re:Oh, I'd say this does the job/fits the bill nic by tqk · · Score: 1

    You're a legend in your own mind.

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  37. Sure by lightknight · · Score: 1

    Tell them to give us the Stargate tech they're hiding in Cheyenne Mountain, and we'll talk about cyber-weapons.

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  38. Re:Oh, I'd say this does the job/fits the bill nic by f3rret · · Score: 0

    you're not apk

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  39. Air Force openly seeking more pork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There fixed that for ya.

  40. Re:air force sees earmarked money for cyber threat by gtall · · Score: 1

    Get some perspective. Cyber is cheap compared to all the hardware and personnel costs for running a military. The Air Force just doesn't want to get caught with their pants down, and doesn't want to depend upon another service to provide them cyber capabilities.

  41. Easy by CDMan · · Score: 1

    Get them to switch over to Time Warner Cable Broadband Internet...

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  42. You're a legend who's out of his mind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Failing so badly to apk it's now legendary http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3078649&cid=41162077 LMAO!