Wood Pulp Extract Stronger Than Carbon Fiber Or Kevlar
Zothecula writes "The Forest Products Laboratory of the US Forest Service has opened a US$1.7 million pilot plant for the production of cellulose nanocrystals (CNC) from wood by-products materials such as wood chips and sawdust. Prepared properly, CNCs are stronger and stiffer than Kevlar or carbon fibers, so that putting CNC into composite materials results in high strength, low weight products. In addition, the cost of CNCs is less than ten percent of the cost of Kevlar fiber or carbon fiber. These qualities have attracted the interest of the military for use in lightweight armor and ballistic glass (CNCs are transparent), as well as companies in the automotive, aerospace, electronics, consumer products, and medical industries."
Who needs transparent aluminum when you've got transparent, bulletproof wood?
I *knew* I should have patented the paper armor I made for myself when I was a kid.
Ezekiel 23:20
Transparent aluminum is ballistics-resistant so much so that it doesn't even scratch. It's also much more expensive.
Yeah, but its barter value isn't very high. A guy I know (Monty) only got a few big sheets of plexi in exchange for the transparent aluminum formula. Sheesh.
So does this mean that Ikea furniture will now be bullet proof too?
Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Transparent aluminum is ballistics-resistant so much so that it doesn't even scratch. It's also much more expensive.
Yeah, but its barter value isn't very high. A guy I know (Monty) only got a few big sheets of plexi in exchange for the transparent aluminum formula. Sheesh.
Yeah, I heard some hospital patient grew a new kidney, too, but got run down months later by someone driving a car made of transparent aluminum, never saw it coming.
A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
In the future, there will be a Legend of Zelda game where the Wooden Shield will be the best shield, rather than the starting shield.
So instead of rust it will be "oh, looks like you've got termites in the bodywork. Might as well chop it up for firewood."
I'm always thinking of Batman's suit.
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