Google Awarded Face-To-Unlock Patent
An anonymous reader writes "CNet reports that Google was awarded a patent yesterday for logging into a computing device using face recognition (8,261,090). 'In order for the technology to work, Google's patent requires a camera that can identify a person's face. If that face matches a "predetermined identity," then the person is logged into the respective device. If multiple people want to access a computer, the next person would get in front of the camera, and the device's software would automatically transition to the new user's profile. ... Interestingly, Apple last year filed for a patent related to facial recognition similar to what Google is describing in its own service. That technology would recognize a person's face and use that as the authentication needed to access user profiles or other important information.'"
Only muiltibillion dollar companies like Google and Apple could come up with such original, clever, and non-obvious uses for existing technologies such as this. Facial recognition?? Whoduthunkit? Logging in? Never tried that before, but it sure sounds neat.
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Prior art is too confusing and will only slow everyone down, therefore you must throw it out!
blink to login. ok.
but to get to root, you have to do a full sneeze. and I can't always do that on command.
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"It is now safe to switch off your computer."
I swear to god, sometimes Slashdotters come off sounding like a bunch of gimps.
Wait, Gimp now has facial recognition too?
He said gimp!, right? I read it on the intertubes!
Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
Don't Blink. Don't even blink!
He said "Jelly Bean", not "Jelly Baby".
Ezekiel 23:20