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Violation of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

mbone writes "A very interesting paper (PDF) has just hit the streets (or, at least, Physics Review Letters) about the Heisenberg uncertainty relationship as it was originally formulated about measurements. The researchers find that they can exceed the uncertainty limit in measurements (although the uncertainty limit in quantum states is still followed, so the foundations of quantum mechanics still appear to be sound.) This is really an attack on quantum entanglement (the correlations imposed between two related particles), and so may have immediate applications in cracking quantum cryptography systems. It may also be easier to read quantum communications without being detected than people originally thought."

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  1. Insert Breaking Bad Joke Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's just get all the Walter White jokes out of the way...

  2. I have the fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I learned about it on the factual science TV show (currently honored on Google.com), Star Trek. They need a Heisenberg compensator.

    1. Re:I have the fix by Bradmont · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, they need to *uncouple* the heisenberg compensator. *Everybody* knows that.

  3. Here we go again by cvtan · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Microsoft issues yet another patch to its quantum communications system to prevent hackers from eavesdropping on encrypted signals. The updates will be issued on Tuesday, but they might not be..."

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  4. Walter White by XPeter · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's not only a fantastic meth cook, but a stellar physicist as well

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  5. Like I even tried to resist... by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "...so the foundations of quantum mechanics still appear to be sound..."

    Are they sure about that? I think they fe-line to us.

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  6. So this means by microcars · · Score: 2, Funny

    that Walt Jr. can have BOTH pancakes AND cereal for breakfast?

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  7. Re:Magic by rossdee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in the day we didn't have Quantum Computers, but we did have Quantum hard drives. You were never certain when they were going to fail

  8. Uncertainty by Nkwe · · Score: 5, Funny

    So the paper says we are not sure about the uncertainty principle?

  9. Re:Maybe yes, maybe no by Shark · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm waiting for the undead cat.

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  10. Re:Magic by HungWeiLo · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a lemon 20MB Quantum hard drive in an ancient box. It's a lemon because it still reads and writes!

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  11. Re:Magic by ClickOnThis · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a lemon 20MB Quantum hard drive in an ancient box. It's a lemon because it still reads and writes!

    You won't know whether it still works unless you open the box.

    Wait...

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