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4chan Undergoing Major Revision, Getting Public API

Posted by timothy on from the waiting-on-the-verticals dept.

AdmiralXyz writes "Even the darkest corners of the internet aren't immune to the Web 2.0 boom: BoingBoing reports that 4chan is working on the largest codebase update in its history. The new 4chan will include as standard the functionality of popular browser plugins for using the site, as well as a JSON API so- hooray?- anyone can have immediate access to the contents of 4chan for any purpose they like. This represents a significant update to the heretofore haphazard development process of 4chan, and opens up the possibility of third-party 4chan apps... though probably not on the App Store."

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  1. Uh oh... by MindPrison · · Score: 5, Interesting

    You got to love it when 4Chan makes a headline here on Slashdot...

    I never saw that coming, seriously...I didn't.

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    1. Re:Uh oh... by shiftless · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ok, I'm a nerd...but...people in Slashdot, at least have something interesting to discuss, like world peace, new chips, new technology, new innovations...etc.

      I agree. I think this article should be removed, since some other article is clearly blocked from being published due to its presence. Worse still, approximately 762k of disk space and a mind numbing 3 million bits of data have been absurdly wasted on this catastrophe of a submission. My eyes are bleeding just imagining the horror. What were the editors thinking? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go comment on some more interesting article on a real tech web site (like Kuro5hin), before recompiling my kernel. (I'm working on integrating the Metro UI to Windows 2000.)

    2. Re:Uh oh... by vlm · · Score: 5, Funny

      (I'm working on integrating the Metro UI to Windows 2000.)

      This just cries out for a Gnome or KDE joke...

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  2. Today op by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    was not a faggot

  3. this would be a good time to invest in by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    eye bleach futures

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  4. Original post by moot by Milharis · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://www.4chan.org/news#108
    The original post.
    It's on 4chan, but the page shouldn't contain anything NSFW.

    1. Re:Original post by moot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >It's on 4chan...
      >shouldn't contain anything NSFW.

  5. 4chan != /b/ by dontbemad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Even the darkest corners of the internet" Why is that entire site synonymous with a single one of its numerous channels? And even dumber still, I would expect at least a decent number of slashdotters to understand the concept of user-generated content. Yes, 4chan has seen child porn, racial biggotry, and graphic images posted before, and it probably will again. For that matter, facebook has seen them, youtube has seen them, and numerous other sites where users can submit content without peer review have as well. The "omg 4chan so evil" hype created by the mainstream media and spearheaded by faux news is long over. Stop drawing undue attention to the site, stop creating FUD over absolutely nothing new, and stop sounding like children on a site designed to inform the more intelligent masses on the internet.

  6. Re:This is great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little fucker? Iâ(TM)ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iâ(TM)ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iâ(TM)m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâ(TM)re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatâ(TM)s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your little miserable life off the face of the continent, you little fuck. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âoecleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnâ(TM)t, you didnâ(TM)t, and now youâ(TM)re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâ(TM)re fucking dead, kiddo.

    -/b/

  7. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was mongling some cocks late one night
    When my eyes beheld an awesome sight
    All the tripfags' cocks began to rise
    And suddenly, to my surprise

    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash
    The 4chan mash
    It was an internet smash
    They did the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash

    Leonidas!

    From thermopylae where i fought so well
    To my restaurant in the depths of hell
    This is SPARTAAAAAAAA! I cried to my men
    But the Persians all formed up and then

    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash
    The 4chan mash
    It was an internet smash
    They did the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash

    Raptor Jesus!

    The Admins were dropping' bans
    They party had just been vanned
    The guests included Slowpoke,
    Magic- and Rabbit-chans.

    Pedobear!

    The scene was rockin' when some loli came in
    I wanted to commit a deadly sin
    They party van had just arrived
    But, though i was sure they weren't here to jive,

    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash
    The 4chan mash
    It was an internet smash
    They did the mash
    It caught on in a flash
    They did the mash
    They did the 4chan mash

    Moot!

    THEN OUT FROM THE SHADOWS, MOOT'S VOICE DID RING
    SEEMS HE WAS TROUBLED BY JUST ONE THING
    AS THE TROLLS AND GAIAFAGS QUICKLY MADE TRACKS
    "B&!", HE PROCLAIMED, "GET OUT OF HERE, SNACKS!"

    SNACKS... DID THE MASH
    HE DID THE 4CHAN MASH
    THE 4CHAN MASH
    IT WAS AN INTERNET SMASH
    HE DID THE MASH
    IT CAUGHT ON IN A FLASH
    HE DID THE MASH
    HE DID THE 4CHAN MASH

    EFG!

    I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT, AND MY MOM GOT SCARED
    SHE SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND YOUR UNCLE IN BEL-AIR