Unusual Discovery of New African Monkey Species
rhettb writes "In a remote and largely unexplored rainforest of the Democratic Republic of the Congo, researchers have made an astounding discovery: a new monkey species. The new primate, which is name the lesula and described in a paper in the journal PLoS ONE, was first noticed by scientist and explorer John Hart in 2007. The discovery of a new primate species is rare nowadays. In fact, the lesula is only the second newly discovered monkey in Africa in the past 28 years."
Yes, laugh all you want !!
But does it blend?
Yes, and here on Slashdot they'll want to know if it's working on a new programming language. That beard has a lot of promise.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Americans will ask "So, how do the Darwinists explain this? This proves that evolution is just a theory", and "Born in Africa? Where is its long-form birth certificate?"
I'd say the most important question is this: Is it better at writing Shakespeare than other monkeys?
I can't even decide if this is racist or not.
Oh great, a new breed of monkey. Just what the world needed. I sure am glad that we solved all those other problems so we can care about this.
What are you complaining about? It's one more thing for you to have sex with.
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