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Mammoth Tooth Found In Downtown San Francisco

DevotedSkeptic writes with this excerpt pulled from the San Francisco Chronicle:"A seemingly ordinary day at the Transbay Transit Center construction site became a mammoth day of discovery Monday when a mild-mannered crane operator reached deep into the earth and pulled out a tooth. This was no ordinary tooth. The 10-inch-long brown, black and beige chomper, broken in two and missing a chunk, once belonged to a woolly mammoth, an elephantine creature that roamed the grassy valley that's now San Francisco Bay 10 to 15 thousand years ago in the Pleistocene epoch."

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  1. meet the by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope he held it high in the air and yelled "Yabba dabba dooooooo!"

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    1. Re:meet the by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

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  2. Hey Barney! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A seemingly ordinary day at the Transbay Transit Center construction site became a mammoth day of discovery Monday when a mild-mannered crane operator reached deep into the earth and pulled out a tooth.

    He proceeded to shout in a peculiar dialect and then slide barefoot down the spine of his crane to the bedrock below. Excited about this new discovery... or maybe it was that it was quittin time, he sang a catchy little tune and pushed his car home. According to legend, he had ribs for dinner.

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  3. Pleistocene was a paradise by Spy+Handler · · Score: 4, Funny

    There was no SF Bay when that mammoth was walking around. Evil humans hadn't begun changing the climate and melting glaciers yet, so the sea level was at its optimum. SF and NY were hundreds of miles inland, so real estate prices were affordable. Chicago was under several kilometers of ice, thank goodness.

    All in all, a wonderful time.

  4. Tooth Fairy by Delarth799 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wonder how much Ill get for putting this big ol tooth under the pillow