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Wi-Fi Illness Claim Doesn't Impress New Mexico Court

McGruber writes "Arthur Firstenberg, the Santa Fe, New Mexico man who sued his neighbors, claiming their Wi-Fi made him sick, has lost what might have been his final round in court. According to the Santa Fe New Mexican, state District Judge Sarah Singleton ruled that no scientific study has yet proved that electromagnetic stimulus adversely impacts personal health. While he lost the lawsuit, he did score a victory: the neighbors he sued have moved out of Santa Fe."

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  1. yay by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Basic sanity wins once in a while. Maybe one of every 50 cases.

    1. Re:yay by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the dumbest comment I've read all week

      You must be new here.

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  2. 3 cheers for Judge Singleton by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sanity. We haz it.

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  3. Never amazed by roland_mai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gentlemen we found Magneto's cousin, ElectroMangeto. His powers are retarded though.

  4. Re:Way of the world by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not when there's a sea of assholes just waiting to step on their back

    Now there's a fine visual for you.

  5. Re:How much you wanna bet... by Talderas · · Score: 4, Funny

    TBH I would not be surprised if there was some feud between them and he just went full retard.

    You never go full retard.

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  6. question guy's attorney by RichMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: Do you have a cell phone?
    Att: Yes
    Q: Is it normally on?
    Att: Yes
    Q: Do you drive and talk with a wireless head set?
    Att: Yes
    Q: Do you use a computer in your office?
    Att: Yes
    Q: Is it a laptop?
    Att: Yes
    Q: Do you connect to cable to access email, or do you use wireless?
    Att: wireless

    Q: Can you explain how your client ever got within 100feet of you or your office?

  7. Re:Way of the world by Immerman · · Score: 5, Funny

    A corporation is like a tree full of monkeys - when those at the top look down they see a tree full of smiling faces, but when those at the bottom look up all they see is a bunch of assholes.

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  8. Re:Headaches from cellular telephones: are they re by EmagGeek · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see how government bureaucrats can incorrectly attribute headaches to cell phones.

    The headaches are caused not by the cell phone, but the person on the other side.

  9. just because fring's dead, don't mean it's safe by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 3, Funny

    this guy's not crazy, or sick. check for the blue meth.

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