Chemist Jailed In Russia For Giving Expert Opinion In Court

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Chemist Jailed In Russia For Giving Expert Opinion In Court

Posted by Soulskill on Friday September 21, 2012 @09:51AM from the science-will-rise-up-against-you dept.

scibri writes "Think the imprisonment of Pussy Riot is a miscarriage of justice? Check out the story of their cellmate: Chemist Olga Nikolaevna Zelenina heads a laboratory at the Penza Agricultural Institute. She is an expert in the biology of hemp and poppy, and is a sought-after expert in legal cases involving narcotics produced from these plants. Last year, she was asked by defense lawyers to give her opinion in a case involving imported poppy seeds. The prosecutors didn't like her evidence though, and now she's in prison accused of complicity in organized drug trafficking."

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Just look at those dead, dead eyes. by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-21 09:57 · Score: 2, Funny

Clearly a criminal mastermind. Russia's answer to Walter White.
Had it coming. by Roobles · 2012-09-21 10:00 · Score: 5, Funny

Well, from the looks of the article, her testimone prevented someone from facing jail time. And clearly someone needed to be jailed. A simple and obvious solution, if you ask me. </sarcasm>
1. Re:Had it coming. by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-21 10:05 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  It is the law of conservation of happiness: happiness cannot be created or destroyed, only transferred from one person to another. It is not a physical law, but a real Russian law. After all, why do you think Putin is always so cheerful? Shooting tigers, wrestling bears, skydiving, etc.?
2. Re:Had it coming. by Virtucon · 2012-09-21 12:45 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  So what you're saying is that Putin is a giant Incubus, sucking all the happiness out of Russia?
  
  --
  Harrison's Postulate - "For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism"
Coming soon to a US courtroom near you. by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-21 10:01 · Score: 4, Funny

Outlaw science!
Re:okay lemme get this straight by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-21 10:13 · Score: 3, Funny

Man, fuck you, I think best with a bottle of Vodka in my hands.
Re:offtopic but by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-21 10:20 · Score: 1, Funny

I saw Pussy Riot last night.
Last time I change cat litter brands.
Re:That's nothing by Spy+Handler · 2012-09-21 10:35 · Score: 4, Funny

George Lucas is in jail??!
In Soviet Russia... by Graham+J+-+XVI · 2012-09-21 11:21 · Score: 3, Funny

...seeds jail YOU.