.xxx Registrar To Launch Pr0n Search Engine

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.xxx Registrar To Launch Pr0n Search Engine

Posted by samzenpus on Wednesday September 26, 2012 @04:32PM from the tryin-to-catch-me-searching-dirty dept.

angry tapir writes "The company behind the .xxx top-level domain plans to launch a search engine in an effort to drive more traffic to .xxx websites and give pornography fans a more satisfying search experience. ICM Registry, which operates the 9-month-old .xxx TLD, is scheduled to launch Search.xxx this week, said Stuart Lawley, ICM's CEO. The new search engine will give users a more streamlined searching process, help protect them from viruses and malware and help guard their privacy, he said. The search engine has cataloged 21 million webpages from .xxx sites, he said. 'It's porn, only porn, all porn,' he said. 'There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I'd imagine.'"

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first post by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:38 · Score: 5, Funny

what... too busy searching to post?
1. Re:first post by MobileTatsu-NJG · 2012-09-26 17:51 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  by Anonymous Coward on Thursday September 27, @12:38AM (#41474035)
  what... too busy searching to post?
  what... login information too hard to type with one hand?
  
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Obligatory Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 16:40 · Score: 4, Funny

Nerd: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?
Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.
Oh, thank goodness! by Shoten · 2012-09-26 16:43 · Score: 5, Funny

Now I can finally find some porn on the Internet. It's been so difficult before now...

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1. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by louic · 2012-09-26 19:16 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  I just hope that they will build a suitable safesearch filter before the entire .xxx domain will be full of science websites and bug reports.
2. Re:Oh, thank goodness! by Brucelet · 2012-09-27 00:52 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  Slow down, some people are into that!
Never such thing as too much porn by Deathnerd · 2012-09-26 16:44 · Score: 5, Funny

"There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."

Challenge accepted, sir.
1. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by slack_justyb · 2012-09-26 17:48 · Score: 4, Funny
  
  "There's as much porn there as anyone would need, I imagine."
  
  You sir have grossly underestimated the Internet porn surfing public. Additionally, if this TLD gets really big and makes good on it's promise, I'm upping the ante to a six monitor configuration as opposed to the current two.
2. Re:Never such thing as too much porn by Hentes · 2012-09-26 21:42 · Score: 5, Funny
  
  Six monitors? You are into fat chicks, aren't you?
Brazillian midget transsexuals by afgam28 · 2012-09-26 16:46 · Score: 4, Funny

"Porn is very personal," he said. "You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you're sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, 'Let's go on a holiday to Brazil,' and the next thing, it's suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history."
I guess that's still better than having your family accidentally bump into the midget transsexuals during the family trip to Brazil :)
1. Re:Brazillian midget transsexuals by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 17:01 · Score: 2, Funny
  
  Or at least preparing them for when they DO :)
  Achievement unlocked: Suspicions Confirmed!
Poor Google by Memophage · 2012-09-26 17:01 · Score: 5, Funny

It'll be interesting to watch the dip in Google's search traffic as half the web searches instantly move over to this site.
Re:No Furry Love? by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-26 17:10 · Score: 0, Funny

We know what furries are, and we don't like them.
Yiff in hell.
LMFAO... by UltraZelda64 · 2012-09-26 19:36 · Score: 3, Funny

"Porn is very personal," he said. "You may have been looking for Brazilian midget transsexuals, and you're sitting there at home with your kid or your wife saying, 'Let's go on a holiday to Brazil,' and the next thing, it's suggesting Brazilian midget transsexuals from your previous Google search history."
Yep. All the time. Who doesn't go scouring the web for Brazilian midget transsexuals just weeks before they take a family trip to Brazil for the holiday? Surely every straight man that has ever lived who respects his wife, his family, and his own masculinity has done it...
A name for this venture by naich · 2012-09-26 21:30 · Score: 3, Funny

Booble.
Re:Could even replace Google... by Greyfox · 2012-09-27 00:45 · Score: 3, Funny

Yeah. Turn off safe search and type in "Clown Porn". Go ahead, I'll wait.
Ooh! "Dolphin Sex" is another good one!
It only took me one search to realize that you need to include "Document Preparation System" in any search involving "LaTeX"!
It seems that the "Leather Hat" search doesn't have the topless male model in a leather hat in the first few hits anymore. If you click over to images and scroll down, you'll find him though!
Ok, now that we're warmed up... Click over to images and enter "Penis Torture Device"! Oh yeah! Although you still get better results on Amazon for that search than you do on Google Shopping...
What? Someone has to come up with these! Don't judge me!
Heh heh heh

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Re:Unsafe Search, NOW! by sociocapitalist · 2012-09-27 03:27 · Score: 3, Funny

That was monzy.
Slashdotted

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Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · 2012-09-27 06:35 · Score: 2, Funny

You're back here after only 15 minutes?