US Department of Homeland Security Looking For a Few Good Drones
coondoggie writes "The U.S. Department of Homeland Security this week issued a call for unmanned systems makers to participate in a program that will ultimately determine their safety and performance for use in first responder, law enforcement and border security situations. In a twist that will certainly raise some eyebrows, the results of the program — called the Robotic Aircraft for Public Safety (RAPS) — will remain unavailable to the public, which, considering how involved the actual public may be with these drones is unfortunate."
Can't be much more than a decade away, at this rate...
'The Economy' is a giant Ponzi scheme whose most pitiable suckers are the youngest among us and the yet-unborn.
Dude, i didn't even /comment/ the story. wait.
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The best thing about all this is I'll probably be dead from old age before they get too popular. Is this really what We the People want? I sure as fuck don't.
Robotic Aircraft for the Public's Enhanced Safety (RAPES). Just like these agencies do to civil liberties.
Agreed.
"In a twist that will certainly raise some eyebrows...."
Why? Did the Stasi publish the results of its field tests?
Only raised brows will be from those somehow thinking otherwise.
Stinger.
For when ye granpappy's olde side-by-side 12-gauge isn't enough.
The "Civilized World" jumped the shark ca. 1973.
The Robotic Aircraft for Public Safety (RAPS) — will remain unavailable to the public
Unless they've dealt with that (alleged) GPS spoofing issue, the RAPS may also be available to anyone who transmits a series of specially formatted requests from a GPS simulator unit...
Dude, I don't even comment my work.
But if I were to comment on this story, I think my comment would be that I can't make heads or tails of this sentence:
In a twist that will certainly raise some eyebrows, the program's results of the ironically named program - The Robotic Aircraft for Public Safety (RAPS) - will remain unavailable to the public, which considering how involved the actual public may be with these drones is shall we say, unfortunate.
I think Samzenpus has been mixing his Ritalin with tequila.
"Robotic Aircraft for Public Safety (RAPS)"
Ah, "Public Safety"! Can't you just see it now? Robot helicopters intelligently lifting flood victims from rooftops, rescuing kittens from treetops, spraying killer bee swarms with sleep inducing chemicals. They'll come to the aid of lost hikers, climbers and avalanche victims. They will patrol for lost boaters and surveil and protect tagged endangered species from predators- human or other. Their eye in the sky will alert emergency services of serious auto accidents, fires, or weather conditions. They will survey bridge structures and other critical infrastructure for damage, weakness and risk of failure. Their sensors will give us early warning of radiation leaks, chemical spills, dangerous pollutants, and excess allergens.
They will be our Public Safety angel!
I'm sure this is what our beneficent government has in mind, right?
...omphaloskepsis often...
A remarkable number of people completely trust their government. I'm still not sure who these strange folks are, but I regularly get the argument (for example) that the thoroughly benevolent and just TSA is using naked body scanners not to enrich Michael Chertoff or give agents cheap thrills but to protect us from terrorism (number of terrorists caught using these scanners: 0).
I am officially gone from
Ransacking Americans, Pretext Security
Rogue Authoritarians for Perpetual Surveillance
Royalty Aerially Patrolling Serfs
Rapacious Airborne Police Squads
Rapidly Ascending Poop Slinger ?
Forward! -- Emperor Norton, 2012
Some jokes just write themselves...