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Prince of Sealand Dies At 91

jdavidb writes "46 years ago, occupying an abandoned WWII platform off the coast of Britain, Paddy Roy Bates declared independence, naming himself Prince of the Principality of Sealand. Today, Bates has passed away at 91. Long time Slashdot readers will remember Sealand as the site of HavenCo, an unsuccessful data warehousing company that tried to operate from Sealand outside the reach of larger nations' legal structures. They may also remember plans that the Pirate Bay had at one time to buy Sealand. Bates had moved to a care home a few years ago, naming his son Michael Regent of Sealand."

218 comments

  1. I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by DangerOnTheRanger · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...rudderless.

    1. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to put on your sunglasses

    2. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's only for actual puns. I'm not sure what this is.

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    3. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      You're right...

      I guess you could say they're up the creek with a... Padd-le.... YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    4. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by alex67500 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If Paddy Roy Bates is the master of Sealand, do his subjects call him Master?

    5. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Or that their government is now...

      *puts on sunglasses*

      dead in the water...

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    6. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pity the heir isn't female.

      Yes, mistress!

    7. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Finally a use for sealand which might make money.

    8. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      I guess you could say they're up the creek with a... Padd-le.... YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

      Why would being up the creek with a Padd(y)-le be a bad thing? However, I heard they're fresh out of them. And, you forgot the glasses :)

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    9. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by Larryish · · Score: 0

      YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!111

      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

      lameness filters lick my sweaty nut sack

    10. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by SilentStaid · · Score: 1

      Oh wow... I hadn't noticed I did that. That's a pretty bad one. :(

    11. Re:I guess you could say Sealand is now left... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and vice versa : he calls them seamen

  2. Odd name by superdave80 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...naming his son Michael Regent of Sealand

    Kind of an odd name. His middle name is Regent? And can you change the name of your son once he is an adult? Weird.

    1. Re:Odd name by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      ...naming his son Michael Regent of Sealand

      Kind of an odd name. His middle name is Regent? And can you change the name of your son once he is an adult? Weird.

      Now he is Michael King of Sealand.

      The commemorative coins will be minted shortly.

    2. Re:Odd name by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The commemorative coin will be minted shortly.

      FTFY

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    3. Re:Odd name by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I think you mean prince. It's a principality not a kingdom.

    4. Re:Odd name by fibonacci8 · · Score: 1

      It's a principality, his son should now be Michael Prince of Sealand. Look up Monaco sometime if you want to know more about principalities.

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  3. shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Spare a thought for master bates

    1. Re:shame by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Hi-oooo!!

  4. Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He was the prince of a principality, yet required the care that British Healthcare provided. Reminds me of some Americans with Canadian dual-citizenship who come back to Canada to get Healthcare. If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything. Citizenship is an obligation as much as it is a birthright.

    1. Re:Interesting contradiction by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3

      I wonder how seriously he took it since he was said to be proud of his service to England in WWII and, if the need arose, he would serve the crown again.

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    2. Re:Interesting contradiction by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sealand had a proud history, dating all the way back to it's founding, of letting it's citizens declare allegiance to foreign countries.

    3. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything.

      When are we going to get the converse? If you don't use the service, you don't have to pay for the service?

    4. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably never. We could just build the hospital and clinic when you get sick or surgery using your funds. Oh, and hire and train the doctors. And the roads and infrastructure. And provide schooling for the children of the people who work in the factory that will weave the bed sheets in case you want something better than hay when you're lying in your bed recovering. Heck, we'll be on standby. Not a problem.

    5. Re:Interesting contradiction by tokul · · Score: 1

      If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything.

      Reminds me of another person living in UK, who is not British subject. Could you tell Her Majesty your thoughts?

    6. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She is exempted from taxes?

    7. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously?
      Do you all realize how much uppity douchebaggery you espouse?

    8. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He was the prince of a principality, yet required the care that British Healthcare provided. Reminds me of some Americans with Canadian dual-citizenship who come back to Canada to get Healthcare. If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything. Citizenship is an obligation as much as it is a birthright.

      Revoking his citizenship could have put the British Gov't in the position that they were recognizing Sealand so they couldn't really do that...

    9. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that society can't work that way. Everyone pays in some money so that services can be available when people need them. The only real argument/adjustment to make is who pays in how much.

    10. Re:Interesting contradiction by couchslug · · Score: 1

      He was not more than an amusing eccentric.

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    11. Re:Interesting contradiction by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      Allow me to suggest that taking a grenade to the face in service to the Crown should entitle him to such services irrespective of his later pretensions.

    12. Re:Interesting contradiction by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Can you do that? I'm pretty sure you can't do that, you don't get health care if you haven't been living there for the last 5 years or something like that right?

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    13. Re:Interesting contradiction by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Obviously you can't cut people off just because they don't pay taxes, because that would cut off a lot of the poor from healthcare. The current rules are that you can only leave for 6 months (7 in Ontario, 8 in Newfoundland) before they cut off your health insurance. There's probably quite a few people who just haven't told the goverment that they left and still keep their health card. There's also quite a few snowbirds who move down south for the 6 months minus a day in the winter and are still able to keep their health coverage.

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    14. Re:Interesting contradiction by shaitand · · Score: 2

      The poor don't pay taxes either and they get healthcare in Britain. Seems to me the Brits would first have to acknowledge the independence of Sealand before they could debate denying him healthcare.

    15. Re:Interesting contradiction by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      She is exempted from taxes?

      Yes and money from the government, although, in return, the government keeps the income from Crown lands, which would probably be more. Although that gets one into discussions of hereditary wealth, and right of conquest which could go on for ever...

    16. Re:Interesting contradiction by cplusplus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point is that society can't work that way. Everyone pays in some money so that services can be available when people need them.

      Yep, that. Taxes buy civilization.

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    17. Re:Interesting contradiction by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything.

      I'm surprised to see that modded up considering most here don't seem to grasp that "free" healthcare still has to be paid for by somebody.

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    18. Re:Interesting contradiction by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Yes. Also, technically she's above the law. Although if she actually exercised this right, she probably wouldn't remain Queen for long.

      She does pay taxes, but this is entirely voluntary.

    19. Re:Interesting contradiction by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      True. I think the official position is that he is a British citizen, therefore entitled to healthcare, and if the inland revenue decided to assess him, would probably find him liable for back taxes.

    20. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 2

      Taxes buy civilization.

      Taxes also destroy civilizations. A classic phase of a lot of dead empires is the squandering phase where an elite, which profits off of taxation by the empire, gets too greedy and kills the golden goose by raising taxes too much and using too little of those funds to reinvest in the empire.

    21. Re:Interesting contradiction by xquercus · · Score: 1

      Obviously you can't cut people off just because they don't pay taxes, because that would cut off a lot of the poor from healthcare.

      Sure you can. Here in the US, unless you are in the military, work for the government, or are retired on Social Security, everyone is cut off from government financed health care. If you can pay for it, great. If you can't, when your health gets bad enough, just call 911 and an ambulance will come pick you up and you'll be treated until you are stabilized. Works great!

    22. Re:Interesting contradiction by crunchygranola · · Score: 2, Informative

      Please name a few empires where this actually occurred.

      What happens with most empires is that the components (several cycles of Chinese empires, the Western Roman Empire, the Ottoman Empire, etc.) is that the political/geographic sub-components become too powerful, siphoning off revenue from the central government for their own use, which atrophies and loses its authority. A new conqueror may then come in to reconsolidate central power by stripping away the authority of the peripheral components.

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    23. Re:Interesting contradiction by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      If you can't, when your health gets bad enough, just call 911 and an ambulance will come pick you up and you'll be treated until you are stabilized.

      Of course, your definition of "stabilized" will likely be much different from that of the hospital before they kick you to the door here. You can forget getting cured of whatever caused your critical condition unless getting you stabilized cures you.

    24. Re:Interesting contradiction by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      In addition, many of the Sealandish nobility also claim citizenship of other nations.

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    25. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      False dichotomy. Just because you don't directly benefit from a service and you share in its cost, doesn't mean you don't benefit at all. Also there are plenty of services (which many recommend or mandate) you do pay for, but you may (hopefully) never use. For example, insurance, whether its private or public, would never work if you pay only when you need it.

      But "Fuck you, I've got mine", amiright?

    26. Re:Interesting contradiction by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The poor don't pay taxes either and they get healthcare in Britain

      Depends on what you mean by 'taxes'. If you're talking about income tax, then even someone with a full-time minimum wage pays a small amount, and that's a large proportion of poor people. I'd have to check the current figures to be exact, but if you're working under about 4 days a week on minimum wage then you're below the threshold for not paying income tax. The only people not paying any income tax are either unemployed, part time and on minimum wage, or on a low income with a non-working spouse.

      Even then, you are still likely to be paying council tax, although possibly at a lower rate. If you're in a shared house then this will, again, be quite a small amount. It's typically around £50-100/month for a typical house, depending on the exact size and location, with a 25% discount for a single occupant.

      Beyond that, if you're buying anything beyond absolute essentials then you're most likely paying VAT on most of what you buy. You'd have to try pretty hard to find many poor people who don't buy at least something that isn't VAT exempt (homeless people probably don't, but anyone who isn't completely destitute almost certainly does). Of course, they may not be paying much tax, but they are paying some, and the point of taxpayer-funded services is you're ability to use them isn't proportional to the amount that you pay.

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    27. Re:Interesting contradiction by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      She is, but pays them anyway. At least as far as I can remember she does.

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    28. Re:Interesting contradiction by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      When are we going to get the converse? If you don't use the service, you don't have to pay for the service?

      That would defeat the whole purpose of taxation. If the people who benefit from the service could afford the service to begin with, we wouldn't need to levy a tax to fund it. Those who needed the service would just pay for directly.

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    29. Re:Interesting contradiction by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      most here don't seem to grasp that "free" healthcare still has to be paid for by somebody.

      No, that's just a Libertarian talking point. Most realise that healthcare does have to be paid, but that it's significantly cheaper overall if you don't have two layers of profit in the middle and that society benefits overall if people are cared for when they become ill. I am well aware that the NHS adds to the bottom line on my tax bill. I'm also aware that buying the same level of healthcare in the USA now (as a healthy young person) would cost me about twice as much if I lived in the USA and that would either rise or (before Obamacare) simply become unavailable if I contracted a long-term medical problem.

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    30. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please name a few empires where this actually occurred.

      The Roman Empire after about 200 AD. A number of Chinese empires, for example, the Han dynasty (it's so common in their history that it becomes part of the way that the mandate of Heaven is lost). And the Mughals of India. The loss of England's American colonies. The decline of the Spanish empire and the loss of its American territories.

      In modern times, the Ottoman empire in the 19th century. A number of communist attempts to take over countries (particularly, the failure to annex Chile into the sphere of influence). The current weakness of the less economically sound members of the EU looks to me to be another such decline.

    31. Re:Interesting contradiction by legojenn · · Score: 1

      I think the reason that retired Canadians who six months minus a day in Florida or Arizona has more to do with US immigration laws as provincial regs on regarding the revocation of health insurance. Canadians can stay in the US for up to six months without a visa. I'm sure other sunnier countries have similar rules regarding non-working foreigners staying for extended periods of time.

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    32. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Just because you don't directly benefit from a service and you share in its cost, doesn't mean you don't benefit at all.

      This veers into the realm of bullshit rationalizations. One can always come up with a "benefit" no matter how contrived, spurious, or nebulous it has to be.

      For example, insurance, whether its private or public, would never work if you pay only when you need it.

      You mean negative consequences which threaten your cash flow are somehow equivalent to insurance? No, they are different things. The need for insurance precedes the harm it is meant to insure against. So it would be payed only when you want/"need" it.

      But "Fuck you, I've got mine", amiright?

      No, the problem is that you got mine.

    33. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand taxes. Taxes are not your payment for service used. They are the mutual obligation of everybody to help their society as far as they are able.

      That sacrifice has enabled the society they live in to flourish and take care of its poor and its sick, and provide government and justice and education and police and roads and airports and hospitals and electricity and water for the good of everyone.

    34. Re:Interesting contradiction by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I'm also aware that buying the same level of healthcare in the USA now (as a healthy young person) would cost me about twice as much if I lived in the USA

      Actually, since healthy young people are the lowest-risk category, insurance for them is very cheap... No doubt cheaper than the taxes paid to the NHS. It's the rest of the populace which would get a poor deal out of it.

      Additionally, there was a study showing that Kaiser Permente's model was more efficient and cheaper in the end than the UK's NHS model. While there's been furious debate about the conclusion of the study, it's never-the-less clear that health-care insurance in the US can be found, just about as inexpensively as the taxes supporting the NHS in the UK.

      The US certainly needs reform, as evidenced by the sheer number of people who lack health insurance, but the UK's model isn't all that much more cost-efficient, and each country's health care model has numerous problems of their own (some more significant than others, of course), which are unheard of in the US.

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    35. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that you got mine.

      And you got mine, so I guess we're even.

    36. Re:Interesting contradiction by tilante · · Score: 1

      He actually did pay taxes to Great Britain... which is part of the reason that Great Britain never bothered taking Sealand away from him.

    37. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was her successor, it would be time to call in my authority over Canada, Australia, and South Africa.

    38. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PO-TA-TO!

    39. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh. So right! I mean, it's not as though we live in a society of equals, with whom we hold the common bonds of citizenship, liberty, and freedom and on whom we depend for lawfulness, civility, labor and defense.
      Stand alone, my friend, and reap all the rewards of your own labors, keeping those to yourself and touch none of your neighbor's.
      and in the glorious morning you shall see your neighbors have taken your liberty.

      Asshat

    40. Re:Interesting contradiction by fm6 · · Score: 2

      You mean its royal family. Sealand doesn't have any citizens.

    41. Re:Interesting contradiction by pentalive · · Score: 1
      Then why not tax us all at %100 and free house, food, health care, car, energy (gas & electric), bandwidth (Internet and TV)...

      (disclaimer: This point of view not the poster's but is espoused to make a point)

    42. Re:Interesting contradiction by xquercus · · Score: 1

      Of course, your definition of "stabilized" will likely be much different from that of the hospital before they kick you to the door here. You can forget getting cured of whatever caused your critical condition unless getting you stabilized cures you.

      The American health care system would run out of patient to treat if we actually cured people! How would they stay in business?! Yes, yes... I'm just trolling...

    43. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because not everything is fucking black or white. A person does not have to be 0% or 100% on a every goddamn issue. Where 100% is fucking crazy 25%-50% may not be (values used as examples).

      To recap: Just because a lot of something is bad doesn't mean a less of it is also bad. II personally don't want to live in a totalitarian government and I also don't want to live in a libertarian utopia of fuck everyone else. So maybe paying a percentage of my income to live in a functioning civilization isn't a fucking bad deal.

    44. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They tried that. It was Communism and was seen in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

    45. Re:Interesting contradiction by ultranova · · Score: 1

      A classic phase of a lot of dead empires is the squandering phase where an elite, which profits off of taxation by the empire, gets too greedy and kills the golden goose by raising taxes too much and using too little of those funds to reinvest in the empire.

      So force to, in other words, tax the rich and spend the money on public works.

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    46. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad Kaiser doesn't have a doctor within 200 miles of my house - otherwise I'd've gone with them a long time ago.
      Perhaps that's a piece of how they maintain low costs - only offering coverage where patients are plentiful and not covering less profitable ares (hint: this option is not available to public systems).

    47. Re:Interesting contradiction by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Funny

      Which authority amounts to pretty much zero unless those nations decide otherwise. The British Monarchy is something of an enormous LARP.

    48. Re:Interesting contradiction by ultranova · · Score: 2

      When are we going to get the converse? If you don't use the service, you don't have to pay for the service?

      It was known as the era of Robber Barons, and they're so called because they could offer the services of private armies while the average citizen could not. So, hopefully never again.

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    49. Re:Interesting contradiction by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      The point is that society can't work that way. Everyone pays in some money so that services can be available when people need them. The only real argument/adjustment to make is who pays in how much.

      Investors pay in whatever's necessary, and in that way the goods and services are available as needed. That's how gorcery stores work, for example, and that's why food is available 24/7 from an array of competing providers.

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    50. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      They [taxes] are the mutual obligation of everybody to help their society as far as they are able.

      Except that there's a big of taxes that isn't. Some part of taxes is this nebulous obligation to "help" society. The rest is just twigs for somebody's nest.

      That sacrifice has enabled the society they live in to flourish and take care of its poor and its sick, and provide government and justice and education and police and roads and airports and hospitals and electricity and water for the good of everyone.

      And it's enabled a number of people to get very rich by knowing the right people or filling out the right paperwork.

    51. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      So force to, in other words, tax the rich and spend the money on public works.

      There's this confusion between "rich" and my use of the term "elite". Sure, if you own a lot of wealth, you are some sort of elite. That could be because you provided a lot of value to the rest of the world, but it could also be because you know the right politicians. Most governments of the world naturally form parasitic classes who consume public funds.

      Sure, you could tax more income that people earn from the government. But in the absence of any sort of control of that spending, it just means that more is spent to cover the taxation making the effort mostly irrelevant.

    52. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's interesting, is that this conversation subtly shifted from civilization to empire

    53. Re:Interesting contradiction by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      When are we going to get the converse? If you don't use the service, you don't have to pay for the service?

      You're aware that your sentiment is pre-stoneage? Yes, paleolithic societies (both Neanderthals and "modern" humans) took care of their elderly and injured on a community basis. I won't provide a "citation" as it's easily available via Google, and it will be a novel experience for you to actually gather some facts. Oh, and good luck with Romney.

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    54. Re:Interesting contradiction by mjwx · · Score: 2

      Which authority amounts to pretty much zero unless those nations decide otherwise. The British Monarchy is something of an enormous LARP.

      I beleive the correct term is "figurehead"

      I don't expect non British/commonwealth to understand but the Queen is a leader we can point at and not be ashamed of (mainly due to the fact that she does nothing of note besides charity events and Christmas speeches).

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    55. Re:Interesting contradiction by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      Please name a few empires where this actually occurred.

      The Roman Empire after about 200 AD. A number of Chinese empires, for example, the Han dynasty (it's so common in their history that it becomes part of the way that the mandate of Heaven is lost). And the Mughals of India. The loss of England's American colonies. The decline of the Spanish empire and the loss of its American territories.
      In modern times, the Ottoman empire in the 19th century. A number of communist attempts to take over countries (particularly, the failure to annex Chile into the sphere of influence). The current weakness of the less economically sound members of the EU looks to me to be another such decline.

      Suddenly we're talking about empires, not societies. Do you seriously propose that the Communist attempt to build an "empire" failing was a bad thing? Or that empires are the way to go generally?

      Empires are generally about exploitation, not mutual good.

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    56. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Don't see why it's so interesting. The most spectacular civilizations of ancient times were empires. They're big and well known, they generate a lot of exciting wars in their making and dissolution, and they tend to be at the center of a lot of historical changes.

      I suppose it'd be better to discuss relative taxation policies of Ancient Greece or the Hanseatic League. These are collections of confederacies of city states that would probably show better the impact of relative taxation on their fortunes. But I don't have a clue about those details, so I didn't mention them.

      The Roman Empire in particular is a very interesting story of economic collapse. There was a long process of dysfunction that grew worse as time went on. A lot of today's tricks of the trade were tried by the government at one time or another: debasing the currency and inflation, price-fixing, fancy taxation schemes, bread and circuses, etc. But Rome never addressed what I see as the fundamental driver, the accumulation of wealth and power by a small group of parasites, here a set of families of Rome and bureaucrats of the empire.

    57. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Suddenly we're talking about empires, not societies. Do you seriously propose that the Communist attempt to build an "empire" failing was a bad thing? Or that empires are the way to go generally?

      Not at all. I merely pointed out a common problem in a category of large, well-known civilizations.

      Empires are generally about exploitation, not mutual good.

      That's generally the case with taxation. So it sounds to me like a poor excuse to ignore the argument.

    58. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      You don't understand taxes. Taxes are not your payment for service used. They are the mutual obligation of everybody to help their society as far as they are able.

      That sacrifice has enabled the society they live in to flourish and take care of its poor and its sick, and provide government and justice and education and police and roads and airports and hospitals and electricity and water for the good of everyone.

      While I applaud you I really don't think these childish fools who spam around shouting "I don't want to pay for your X" will understand the point of taxes any better no matter how explained...

      They think their right to ownership in the first place is something god given for them, and it's only one step where they fail. In the end they have very little understanding of humanity in general and they tend to uphold a kind of perverted view of "individuality" among their highest principles...

      I think it's very poor, sad and decadent way of thinking - also seems to make people rather bitter and miserable (perhaps because of their anti-social views).

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    59. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      I'd mod parent up if I could...

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    60. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      The US certainly needs reform, as evidenced by the sheer number of people who lack health insurance, but the UK's model isn't all that much more cost-efficient, and each country's health care model has numerous problems of their own (some more significant than others, of course), which are unheard of in the US.

      Yeah, you are the greatest, go go go!!

      I call bullshit. From Finland.

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    61. Re:Interesting contradiction by crunchygranola · · Score: 1
      Nah. Conservatives have made a cottage industry (all right- much bigger than a cottage now) trying to spin history this way, but it was the growth of vast independent estates (latifundia), virtual microstates of their own, that originally were tasked with delivering tax revenues to the government (there was no Roman IRS) collected from their tenants (coloni), which simply stopped paying taxes.

      Tax rates did shoot up after that, but only because the tax base shrank - those with most of the wealth weren't paying so the government started squeezing blood from stones.

      See for example:
      http://www.financialtaskforce.org/2012/06/11/how-tax-repatriation-helped-cause-the-fall-of-the-roman-empire/

      The same process (with some variation) occurred in China and the Ottoman Empire.

      The Ottoman's were the "Sick Man of Europe" not because they were taxing everyone so much, but because they lost control of major territories (e.g. Egypt, which became autonomous in the 1800s) and lost the tax revenue from them, starving the central government of resources.

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    62. Re:Interesting contradiction by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      This system socioeconomic organization - great independent (e)states with tenants who owed taxes and services to their overlord - suspiciously resembles Feudalism not by accident. The Westem Roman Empire devolved into Feudal Europe.

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    63. Re:Interesting contradiction by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The US does not have waiting lists for medical care. Finland does.

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    64. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is yes, overtaxation helped kill these empires, but there was some nuance to how it did that.

    65. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd attitude. Do you think all those Americans who fought on the side of the crown left America when they lost?

    66. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure that the England / America fits either example. Sure taxation played a part in pushing for independence but it eventually took a war to force the issue. England was by far the greater power at the time. Independence wouldn't have been achieved if England hadn't been fighting on multiple fronts at the time. Even then it took a joint effort between the traitors and the French to win the civil war.

    67. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything.

      When are we going to get the converse? If you don't use the service, you don't have to pay for the service?

      That is perfectly fine if you go and live somewhere like Sealand or a desert island and are economically self sufficient. In fact, I wish a few more libertarians would have the courage of their convictions and fuck off to their Cryptonomicon wet dream micronations, and leave the rest of us alone.

      Yes, if you are a multi-millionaire you can live on a fucking boat somewhere and pay for everything you need yurself. Big deal. The whole planet can't be multi-millionaires until we discover the secret of free unlimited resources.

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    68. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The loss of England's American colonies.

      The "no taxation without representation" gag was more about lack of democratic accountability than the taxes themselves.

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    69. Re:Interesting contradiction by psmears · · Score: 1

      She is exempted from taxes?

      She is exempt from some taxes, but not others. Of the ones from which she is exempt, she pays most of them on a voluntary basis.

    70. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      But Rome never addressed what I see as the fundamental driver, the accumulation of wealth and power by a small group of parasites, here a set of families of Rome and bureaucrats of the empire.

      So in other words, these parasites weren't taxed enough. Yes, that sounds familiar, I just don't see how it's an argument for abolishing taxation.

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    71. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is yes, overtaxation helped kill these empires, but there was some nuance to how it did that.

      No, what he is saying is that a lot of wealthy people paid little or no tax and became more or less independent of the empire, contributing little and yet exploiting the economic benefits of having a large organised trading empire and powerful military to defend their interests.

      In other words, selfish libertarians destroyed empires.

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    72. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The libertarian idea that there is a separate power elite called "the government" which is a parasite on the honest rich folks is frankly ludicrous.

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    73. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that you got mine.

      It's not "yours" to begin with. If, to put it crudely, the majority decide to kill all the rich people and redistribute their wealth, good luck enforcing your property rights. The only property that you can call your own is what you can carry on your person, the rest is a series of traditions and age old compromises. How do you get to "own" a piece of land? You're allowed to because the majority of people get to live somewhere else fairly happily, that's all. If you have a cellar full of gold bars, it's because me and my friends and everyone else in society have agreed that there is such a thing as abstact wealth and there are property laws to protect you if I try and take it off you.

      Society is a series of compromises. People agree to work in a capitalist society rather than hang the business owners from lampposts because most people want a reasonably safe and happy life, not a continuous series of violent revolutions, and as long as they're fed, clothed, housed and entertained, they don't really care if you're a billionaire or not.. Sensible business owners want the same, and so everyone pays taxes to share around the good and bad a bit.

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    74. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Then why not tax us all at %100 and free house, food, health care, car, energy (gas & electric), bandwidth (Internet and TV)...

      (disclaimer: This point of view not the poster's but is espoused to make a point)

      Sounds good to me, although you'd also have to chuck in an entertainment (beer/holidays/whatever) allowance.

      What rich libertarian types don't seem to be able to comprehend is that in fact most people already live as though they're taxed at nearly 100% already. Once you take out all the things mentioned above, most families don't have a huge amount left over each month.

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    75. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      They tried that. It was Communism and was seen in the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.

      No, it wasn't. The USSR never got past the intermediate stage on the way to communism. While you still had party officials driving in limousines to their dachas at weekends while factory workers queued for hours for bread you most certainly didn't have communism.

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    76. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      And it's enabled a number of people to get very rich by knowing the right people or filling out the right paperwork.

      Bullshit. The "very rich" are businessmen, not fucking civil servants.

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    77. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      In theory the Crown owns all the land in the UK. So really the Queen is doing "freeholders" a favour by not charging them rent.

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    78. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      He was the prince of a principality, yet required the care that British Healthcare provided. Reminds me of some Americans with Canadian dual-citizenship who come back to Canada to get Healthcare. If you don't pay taxes you shouldn't get anything. Citizenship is an obligation as much as it is a birthright.

      Revoking his citizenship could have put the British Gov't in the position that they were recognizing Sealand so they couldn't really do that...

      The point is that if he wasn't a pure and simple twat, he'd have revoked his British citizenship himself.

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    79. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The poor don't pay taxes either and they get healthcare in Britain. Seems to me the Brits would first have to acknowledge the independence of Sealand before they could debate denying him healthcare.

      If us "Brits" wanted to, we could have hanged, drawn and quartered him for treason. [*] Luckily we decided to humour him as a harmless eccentric, as has been pointed out above he did serve his country in the military and so got additional sympathy

      [*] Well, OK, I just checked and apparently life imprisonment is now the maximum sentence..

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    80. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      most here don't seem to grasp that "free" healthcare still has to be paid for by somebody

      Don't be such an idiot, "free healthcare" is just shorthand for "free healthcare at the point it is needed, funded by taxation along with other services for the public good".

      Only extreme right wing fantasists would think that people thought otherwise.

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    81. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Actually, since healthy young people are the lowest-risk category, insurance for them is very cheap

      That's not what most US posters on slashdot seem to suggest. Almost every time salary is mentioned, US posters qualify it with "plus health insurance" or whatever. And I don't think most slashdotters are over 50.

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    82. Re:Interesting contradiction by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The US does not have waiting lists for medical care. Finland does.

      You are labouring under on the false assumption that all medical care needs to be available immediately, on demand, and that waiting a few weeks for non-urgent surgery is somehow a terrible indictment of that country's system.

      Good medical care is not just about consumer choice. That is the farcical thing about the Tories' attempts to "modernise" the NHS by giving patients the "choice" of which doctor/hospital to go to. I don't give a flying fuck about choosing Hospital A over Hospital B, I want the closest one. They should all be of the same standard.

      It's the same with education and parents having the "choice" of schools for their kids. Again, sod that, I want all schools to be good and my kids to go to the closest one.

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    83. Re:Interesting contradiction by evilviper · · Score: 1

      " You are labouring under on the false assumption that all medical care needs to be available immediately, on demand, and that waiting a few weeks for non-urgent surgery is somehow a terrible indictment of that country's system."

      No, I was pointing out that there the parent should just stop denying that there are indeed some trade-offs with a public system, and no advantages of a private system.

      And now, you're spinning it to a ridiculous degree to justify your opinion. NHS has had problems with waiting-lists of as much as 2 years. That's more than "a few". And "non-urgent" is debatable... particularly when the issue is making a person unable to earn a living, yet they just have to keep on waiting. I'll bet you even know of people who've opted to pay twice for private insurance, or have traveled to other countries for care because they just couldn't wait.

      " I don't give a flying fuck about choosing Hospital A over Hospital B, I want the closest one."

      Good for you, because if you get sick or injured while traveling, and check-in to any other hospital than hospital A, expect that you'll be refused treatment, and shipped back to hospital A.

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    84. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, selfish libertarians destroyed empires.

      Um... you do realize libertarians would take that as a compliment, right? You're basically saying they are the Rebel Alliance who will one take triumph over the evil Galactic Empire

      No sir, selfish libertarians don't destroy empires. Selfish Libertarians do very little against the Empire. They're more like... Jabba the Hutt. Jabba probably doesn't like the Empire, but he's content with having his own little corner of the universe where he's rich.

      Selfish libertarians at best unintentionally help the heroes (ie. Jabba hosted the race in Ep1, which enabled the heroes to fix their ship). But of course, they are just as likely (if not more) to end up being an obstacle to the real heroes.

    85. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, what makes it ludicrous? Government obviously exists. The people that run it are an elite. They have special powers and special privileges (for example, even the basic worker has some degree of immunity to lawsuits from sovereign immunity and a long term job). It has a secure revenue stream and not much in the way of accountability or need to provide a valid service. That makes it parasitic.

    86. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      So in other words, these parasites weren't taxed enough. Yes, that sounds familiar, I just don't see how it's an argument for abolishing taxation.

      Well, in an overtaxed situation, the people in power make allowances for their cronies. I see it as some that is concurrent and synergistic in its harm with overtaxation. As has been pointed out in this thread, it's easy to see how overtaxation can come from excluding a considerable portion of your tax base.

      But it also works in reverse. The higher the taxes, the more incentive there is to corrupt government in your favor. For example, if you have $10 billion in raw income and you have to pay $5 billion of that in taxes, then you can offer up to $2.5 billion to pay for a tax cut of 50%. That buys a lot of lobbying and bribes.

      In other words, high taxes are a huge built in incentive to corrupt the government. It's also easier to justify legitimate sounding loopholes since those poor companies have to pay so much in the first place.

      My view is that it'd be better to have a lower tax rate with far less loopholes (or even no loopholes at all!) than the current systems in all their gameable glory.

    87. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      No, what he is saying is that a lot of wealthy people paid little or no tax and became more or less independent of the empire, contributing little and yet exploiting the economic benefits of having a large organised trading empire and powerful military to defend their interests.

      In other words, selfish libertarians destroyed empires.

      What made them libertarians? They didn't try to reduce the power or extent of the Roman empire. To the contrary, they increased its power and extent in Roman society (because somebody had to pay for that stuff). That's the key violation that means they aren't libertarian, selfish or otherwise.

      They also didn't pay for concrete services received. While that's even more a violation for Randian Objectivists (Rand's "going Galt", for example, is basically self-imposed exile from society and the approved means for dealing with a parasitic society), most libertarians don't approve of mooching off the state and their fellow members of society even as a protest.

      I believe there is a minority that do believe in excessively using government public goods (a sort of DoS attack, I suppose) in order to end existence of those public goods.

    88. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Sure taxation played a part in pushing for independence but it eventually took a war to force the issue.

      And what was the motive for the Revolutionary War? It pretty much boils down to onerous taxes and trade monopolies. Those existed pretty much because of the numerous wars that England was involved in. At the rate of growth of the American colonies, they would have revolted successfully sooner or later.

      It's worth noting, for example, that what became the US had something like 2.5 million residents compared to 7 million residents in England in 1776. I gather that while England had a tremendous population growth rate at the time, the US was growing much more rapidly due to massive immigration (same link claims 9 million in England and 5 million in the new US in 1800).

      England just didn't have infinite amounts of power to contain a rapidly growing colony (with a slight edge in military technology!).

    89. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      The "no taxation without representation" gag was more about lack of democratic accountability than the taxes themselves.

      In that the Americans probably thought that proper representation would mean these taxes wouldn't exist. Given that a large portion of Americans of the time couldn't vote even if their regions had representation (one needed to achieve a particular standard of wealth and property in order to vote), that meant the taxation schemes were more likely to be the trigger than the lack of representation since most of the British empire, including most people in England, had similar lack of representation.

    90. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that the Americans probably thought that proper representation would mean these taxes wouldn't exist.

      Nonsense. All those Americans gladly paid taxes. Instead of paying the British, who people felt didn't represent them, they paid the Founding Fathers and others who would become the leaders of the next empire (the US) who at the time seem to represent them better.

      The people even let their state governments print tons of fiat money, the Continental, to fund the war effort. That currency became worthless soon after, but people didn't care - they wanted to establish their own empire in America.

      People throughout history GLADLY offer their wealth and their lives for empires, as long as they think (the keyword is think, they don't actually have to have it) the empire represents them. They think their "sacrifice" is worthy, for their cause is "noble" and "righteous".

      Given that a large portion of Americans of the time couldn't vote even if their regions had representation (one needed to achieve a particular standard of wealth and property in order to vote), that meant the taxation schemes were more likely to be the trigger than the lack of representation since most of the British empire, including most people in England, had similar lack of representation.

      You got it backwards. Given that large portions of the British Empire eventually crumbled, and eventually England itself had to give representation to the people with the reform act you linked, it shows that tax rates were not that important.

    91. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. All those Americans gladly paid taxes. Instead of paying the British, who people felt didn't represent them, they paid the Founding Fathers and others who would become the leaders of the next empire (the US) who at the time seem to represent them better.

      Rebuttal: the Whiskey rebellion.

    92. Re:Interesting contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rebuttal: the Whiskey rebellion.

      That's not a rebuttal. That reaffirms what I said.

      The farmers and westerners didn't feel the government was representing them through this tax, so they rebelled.

      The rest of the nation, who still felt the government represented them, actually approved the federal government for suppressing the rebellion. A militia (later even depicted as being volunteers) of 15k men was willing to give their life for the federal government.

    93. Re:Interesting contradiction by evilviper · · Score: 1

      If you're making judgements based on implied statements... you're an idiot, and I've got no desire to argue with you, or anyone else so adverse to facts.

      However, I will point out that you're now talking about employer-provided health insurance, which is fundamentally different than the private health insurance market. Everyone in the company pays the same price, the employer can subsidize it as much as they choose, and government regulations make many demands on insurers, like full coverage from day-one, regardless of pre-existing conditions or other health factors. In addition, my experience is that employers will substantially subsidize the employee's health insurance, but opting for coverage for spouse and children is less subsidized, and can be quite considerably more expensive.

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    94. Re:Interesting contradiction by khallow · · Score: 1

      The farmers and westerners didn't feel the government was representing them through this tax, so they rebelled.

      So this is what your argument sounds like to me. If my government does something I don't like or want, then it's not representing me.

    95. Re:Interesting contradiction by shaitand · · Score: 1

      He claimed abandoned territory in international waters. That isn't treason by any definition I've heard.

      As far as I know he was left alone because the PM was afraid people would die trying to take it back from him and the courts later ruled it was not British territory. I suppose you could make the argument that the warning shot he fired at the ships was treason? But history is written by victor and he won the battle with the British forces surrendering and ending their unprovoked act of aggression against Sealand.

    96. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      Finnish people have the option to get private treatment and medical insurances, much like yours but a lot cheaper (for various reasons). They often do - especially insurances.
      The US dos not have public health care where such "waiting lists" could exist.

      I don't see a problem here that you don't share with us, but I see two over there that we don't share with you.

      P.S. I pretty much knew that someone was going to claim this...

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    97. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      " You are labouring under on the false assumption that all medical care needs to be available immediately, on demand, and that waiting a few weeks for non-urgent surgery is somehow a terrible indictment of that country's system."

      No, I was pointing out that there the parent should just stop denying that there are indeed some trade-offs with a public system, and no advantages of a private system.

      And I, the parent poster, never said there was no trade-offs between public and private system, it's just that we can choose to get private health care if we want (and it's generally much cheaper here too - as is getting a [private] health insurances)...

      Some also misunderstand waiting lists to mean stuff like not getting critical treatment in time - a common problem for your people who can't afford your system - but I don't know if you have. And you can always get acute treatment.

      And now, you're spinning it to a ridiculous degree to justify your opinion. NHS has had problems with waiting-lists of as much as 2 years. That's more than "a few". And "non-urgent" is debatable... particularly when the issue is making a person unable to earn a living, yet they just have to keep on waiting. I'll bet you even know of people who've opted to pay twice for private insurance, or have traveled to other countries for care because they just couldn't wait.

      In Finland? Why would anyone pay twice for private insurance? If you mean their taxes being the first payment, I still claim it's cheaper than what you have (and indeed most working people do choose to get medical insurance here).

      As for traveling to other countries because they couldn't wait - I don't know any myself, but I've heard of that happening, and it seems to happen in countries with private health care system like yours (though I don't know another example where the private care has so much problems yours does) as well as those with public. Over there it also happens because people can't afford health care.

      " I don't give a flying fuck about choosing Hospital A over Hospital B, I want the closest one."

      Good for you, because if you get sick or injured while traveling, and check-in to any other hospital than hospital A, expect that you'll be refused treatment, and shipped back to hospital A.

      Also not true here.

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    98. Re:Interesting contradiction by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The US dos not have public health care where such "waiting lists" could exist.

      Yes it does. Medicare, Medicaid, Medi-cal, Veterans Administration (VA), and other programs make up "60-65% of healthcare provision and spending".

      But being ignorant of the topic sure makes arguing in support of your opinion so much easier, doesn't it?

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    99. Re:Interesting contradiction by robsku · · Score: 1

      The US dos not have public health care where such "waiting lists" could exist.

      Yes it does. Medicare, Medicaid, Medi-cal, Veterans Administration (VA), and other programs make up "60-65% of healthcare provision and spending".

      But being ignorant of the topic sure makes arguing in support of your opinion so much easier, doesn't it?

      I admit I may have been mistaken - I do correct my opinion when confronted with facts or views that convince me that I was. I could have thrown the ignorance blame myself just as justified (and unpolitely) as you here...

      Anyway, I'm not sure what you're point is so I couldn't yet consider if I were in fact wrong in what I meant... Is it any of these:
      * USA has public health care system similar to ours where waiting lists can occur? (in this case I'd still be in disagreement with "numerous problems unheard in US")
      * USA has public health care with no waiting lists (considering my post above I would have to admit that the public health care in Finland does have waiting lists depending on case - I don't believe this is the case and I wouldn't know where then anyone would originally be disagreeing at all as there would not have been argument against public health care, at least not the same argument. Also my statement was that USA has not universal public health care system that could be compared to Scandinavian, the original statement I was arguing against was that each country health care system has numerous problems unheard in US)
      * USA has waiting lists, but not public health care? (my limited knowledge of details can always be wrong but I assume that you're pointing out systems related to public health care - I don't know/remember what exactly Medicare, Medicaid or Medi-cal are, but VA sure sounds like something government would/should pay for... Anyway this one would be the most contradicting for pointing "problems unheard in US health care system" in other countries health care)

      * Something else... I really admit that I could possibly be missing something that might even be obvious to others, so seriously (as in "this is not attempt to discredit you"): Please do explain what is it you were trying to point if I really missed it if you think that is the case. I'm willing to consider it - or explain myself better if it's a case of misunderstanding my point (whethever fault of mine, yours, no ones or whatever is not an issue I'm interested here, just getting my point understood).

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  5. 91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to move to Sealand! Where even those of modest means will be treated!

  6. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

    Yeah, It's called the NHS.

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  7. since there are no cows on the island, it is also. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    udderless

  8. since the citizens are left speechless, also ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... utterless.

  9. Re:Why should I care? by sapgau · · Score: 0

    Despite AC's typical lack of taste and manners, he/she has a point.

  10. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    I want to move to Sealand! Where even those of modest means will be treated!

    Most of the rest of the civilized world has this.

    It's only Americans who think it should be for profit and that "those of modest means" are on their own if they don't have the money.

    That's an overly broad generalization. It's primarily only republicans in America with this point of view.

  11. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's only Americans who think it should be for profit and that "those of modest means" are on their own [emphasis added] if they don't have the money.

    Seeing as how Americans are (in general) the most charitable people in the world [ http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/111220/charity-us-most-generous-country-world-giving-index%5D, I don't see how you arrive at this.

  12. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Isn't that about 50% of the US? Give or take a few percentage points.

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  13. Since it's not a mining spaceship, it's also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scutterless

    1. Re:Since it's not a mining spaceship, it's also by tj2 · · Score: 1

      I submit Arnold Rimmer as new leader of Sealand! :-)

    2. Re:Since it's not a mining spaceship, it's also by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      he already has rimmerworld. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rimmerworld

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  14. And a shameful history... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of inserting an erroneous apostrophe in the word "its" all the time.

  15. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    If you are interested in freedom, of the variety that conflicts with current nations tagging and tracking of all their citizens, then you undoubtedly find micronations to be of interest.

  16. Re:since there are no cows on the island, it is al by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

    An island with no tits?

    Sounds like a veritable Seahell.

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  17. Less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Only in the electoral college. Using the total population:

    including the number of people that don't vote: 52% (48% turnout)
    or
    are independent: 'about 30 percent'

    That would mean only around 36% of Americans are Republicans, but have around 56% of the control in the legislative branch.

  18. Re:Why should I care? by crazyjj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Micronations are a pipe dream for libertarian morons. Your nation is only as strong as your ability to defend it. And that goes for whether it's on an oil rig or half of an existing country. If you're going to declare independence, you're going to need an army that's as least as strong as the army of the country you're declaring independence from. Otherwise, you're just a nutball clown (like "Prince Roy" here).

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  19. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1, Troll

    I'd like to think that most of those people have no idea who or what they're voting for. They just think either "My daddy always voted republican cuz he was a real 'merican", or "My church told me that guy is a secret muslim", or some other such nonsense. Then they just repeat whatever Limbaugh says.

    I'm not saying there aren't Dem's that aren't the same way, but my experience lately has been mostly ridiculous misinformation on the republican side.

  20. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, the number of independents in the US is rather large. The numbers range between 22 and 35%

  21. And to think... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    So many Americans think they are helpless against the size fo the government....

    1. Re:And to think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are. This guy was a nut, and was only tolerated so long as he refrained from shooting at passing ships. He quite simply wasn't worth the effort to tamp down. To draw a parallel that suggests his behavior in any way proves the viability of any of the multitude of "sovereign citizen" movements is downright stupid.

  22. Re:since there are no cows on the island, it is al by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    And butterless.

  23. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's only Americans who think it should be for profit and that "those of modest means" are on their own [emphasis added] if they don't have the money.

    Seeing as how Americans are (in general) the most charitable people in the world [ http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/americas/united-states/111220/charity-us-most-generous-country-world-giving-index%5D, I don't see how you arrive at this.

    Most charitable to non-Americans, perhaps.

  24. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since China, India, and vast majority of Africa don't have universal healthcare, are you excluding them from the definition "civilized world"?

  25. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It comes in the form of anything involving the 1%, job outsourcing and class warfare usually.

    Both sides are just as guilty of it, you tend to be blind to what you don't want to see. (You as in a general population you, not you specifically, I don't know you and wouldn't presume to judge you)

  26. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    They are also interesting from a theory of sovereignty standpoint, and for a slew of other political theory reasons. Are you seriously suggesting that just because something is impractical it's uninteresting... to a group of nerds?

  27. Long live the King by tgeller · · Score: 2

    I met Prince (Regent?) Michael years ago, during the dotcom boom, when HavenCo was still on Sealand. He was in San Francisco to meet with techie folks, and we all had sushi together. He struck me as a good, knowledgeable, fair fellow.

    I wish him the best and offer my counsel (for what it's worth) in the service of Sealand.

    --
    Tom Geller
    1. Re:Long live the King by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      He was in San Francisco to meet with techie folks, and we all had sushi together.

      Which was nice.

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  28. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, based on what The Dancing Panda said I'd definitely put him in the category of "you tend to be blind to what you don't want to see".

  29. doesn't fucking work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Remember the douche-bags who refused to pay their option fire department insurance/taxes?

    Those good little Libertarian/Teabaggers got exactly the government they paid for.

  30. New Sealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And New Zealand was named so that there wouldn't be any patent issues with Sealand ;-)

  31. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well that's what Jesus would have done, if crony capitalism had been invented back then.

    U S A, U S A, U S A, U S A!

  32. Re:Why should I care? by pfaffa · · Score: 1

    He did defend Sealand with it's deck guns, and he doesn't have to defend against the UK full military might, only the part they can fit around/on the platform.

  33. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're either blind, deaf, and dumb, or you simply haven't been paying attention during this political season.

  34. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Sentrion · · Score: 1

    Modern understanding of good hygiene, sanitation, vermin control, physical activity, accident prevention, and adequate clothing, shelter, and HVAC systems contribute most to longevity. Those in the medical profession would have you think that you are living twice as long as you would have were it not for all of their medications, treatments, surgeries and other procedures. Of all the medical "miracles", only antibiotics and insulin have had enough effect to substantially increase life expectancy for the general population. Most of the millions of dollars spent on healthcare, whether privately or publicly funded, go toward "heroic" efforts to prolong life well beyond where it should have been allowed a more graceful and comfortable ending, or in some cases on virtually quack medical treatments that may cause ailments just as dangerous and/or painful than the underlying condition without even slowing down the disease, all because some statistics seemed to indicate that 3-5% of patients showed some improvement. There is a lot of money to be made in the sales and marketing of hope and hype in clear, empty bottles.

    Now there are specific cases where a person has been allowed to live a much longer and greater quality of life due to certain advances in medicine and surgery. Most of these are in the cases of transplants, where, in the USA at least, one person gets unlucky, dies, and their estate billed tens of thousands of dollars, while a needy patient pays tens of thousands of dollars (even with insurance) to receive a healthy replacement organ. Most of us will not benefit substantially from medical care, but we will likely be depleting what savings we may have aquired through hard work and frugal living when at the end of our lives we are placed in a nursing home or hospice care for weeks, months, or years paying for someone to change our bedpans, wash our soiled sheets, and feed us preprocessed institutional food.

    One of the few areas where medicine can do the most good is to catch and correct problems at the very earliest stage when they are easiest and most affordable to treat. But in the USA, policy makers and insurance executives, in their infinite wisdom, have erected cost barriers along every step of medical care to "consumerise" health care choices, with the presumption that Americans drive up the cost of health care by over-consuming medical services. The end result is that patients inevitably drive up the cost of care by either choosing to ignore early problematic symptoms to save money or they simply do not have the money to afford medical diagnosis or early treatment. So problems are not treated until they get out of hand, when a family decides that medical treatment is more important than little Johnny's college fund, the tax and penalties of withdrawing from a retirement account, or in many cases, paying rent, mortgage, or car payments. Even with insurance, if the medical problem is serious enough there will likely be so many uncovered expenses, travel, time off work, etc., that a family will burn through their paychecks, emergency fund, home equity, and college/retirement savings in the first few months or years of treatment. For some it will be only weeks. And then there will be life threatening delays as hospitals with multi-million dollar endowments and non-profit tax status withhold treatment while a family struggles with bureaucrats, case managers, and charity providers to convince them that they are needy and should qualify for aid. If they are lucky and quickly and correctly discover, fill out, and submit the appropriate applications and grant requests, and if there aren't too many doubts about how many assets they are retaining for themselves (usually $2,000.00 max. per family), and if their incomes still are not too high, they might receive just enough help to treat some of their "qualifying" conditions, but usually only if they are or have minor children or are legally disabled.

  35. Hello, I'm Sealand! by PostPhil · · Score: 1

    "I like to ride my goat while swabbing the deck. And that is NOT a euphamism for anything." --Hetalia

  36. Re:Why should I care? by sapgau · · Score: 1

    I remember having a talk with an International Relations professor at university, he said (I'm paraphrasing) that in the international arena all nations have to fend for themselves eventually and that is defined as Realpolitik. The example was that if all nations were boats on the ocean, the size of each boat representing the power and influence of each nation, and if some big boat makes waves then all smaller boats will have to align themselves to the incoming ripples. The smaller you are the hardest the hit if you don't align yourself quickly.

    So... for Sealand... I think it could be easily be overrun by the Bolivian Navy.

  37. Other Minor Aristocrats by fm6 · · Score: 2

    I myself am the Earl of Buckman. I haven't gotten round to dreaming a BS legal theory to justify this title, but does that really matter?

    And then there's the well-known Duke of Santa Monica? Never heard of him? Really? Surely you've heard of the Santa Monica Peer!

    1. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by Dreen · · Score: 1

      I have a few friends who are Lords in Scotland. Neither are even Scottish citizens (one is Columbian in fact), but the Scottish law allows you to call yourself Lord legally if you haven even so much as a square foot of land. So you can buy a piece of swamp up in the highlands as a novelty gift and your friend can now change his title to Lord (on bank cards, official letters etc).

    2. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of "Laird", which sounds like a formal title, but isn't:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laird

    3. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by Dreen · · Score: 1

      I see, it makes sense after reading their ads as well. Still, the banks are cool enough with it to let you put "Lord" on your debit card, which has the desired effect when paying for stuff I guess.

    4. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Note that a Laird is not the same thing as a Lord. IANA(B)L, but I suspect that calling yourself a Lord when you're not an actual Baron or Viscount would be considered fraud. Laird is an informal title, so you can get away with using it incorrecty.

    5. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by Dreen · · Score: 1

      IANABL too but maybe 200 years ago it was a fraud... nowdays such titles have little meaning

    6. Re:Other Minor Aristocrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are the fucking moron of Buckman. Its already a part of your slashdot name.

  38. Re:Why should I care? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Micronations are a pipe dream for libertarian morons. Your nation is only as strong as your ability to defend it. And that goes for whether it's on an oil rig or
    half of an existing country. If you're going to declare independence, you're going to need an army that's as least as strong as the army of the country you're declaring independence from. Otherwise, you're just a nutball clown (like "Prince Roy" here).

    Really/ You had better jump in your tardis back to 1776 and tell those 13 American colonies that they will fail because the only have a handful of militia men and are challenging the strongest military on the planet at the time.

    A cat can not attack and kill a dog but it can injure it enough that the dog will leave it alone.

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  39. Not An Eccentric by fm6 · · Score: 1

    This guy was not another Emperor Norton. Even before he declared himself the sovereign of an abandoned radar platform, he was involved in activities (unauthorized radio stations, gambling) that he conducted offshore in an attempt to put himself outside UK law. Basically, the dude was a small-time criminal with a particularly creative lawyer.

    A lot of dumb people who are into silly "antigovernment" movements think the Prince of Platform #2 was a hero because his legal gimmick vaguely resembled a seastead, an offshore settlement a lot of libertarian visionaries advocate. That's doubly stupid, since "Sealand" never had any actual settlers and because the idea of seasteading itself is just plain hilarious.

  40. That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    There's actually nothing wrong with a micronation in theory, especially in modern society. Obviously, a great nation doesn't just pop up overnight, and unlike the settlers of ages past, we no longer really have large land masses far out of reach of other nations to claim, settle, and build up over time without interference. (Well, unless you're looking into colonizing other planets or moons?)

    The reason a micronation *should* be feasible is the hope that the rest of the existing nations of the world are civilized enough not to come in and slaughter their populations, just because they don't like a little competition. It's actually a sad commentary on mankind that folks like yourself would call anyone attempting such an experiment a "libertarian moron". War is very costly and usually unjustified in the first place. Certainly, there's scarcely a reason to start one with a country that never attacked you first.

    1. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The reason a micronation *should* be feasible is the hope that the rest of the existing nations of the world are civilized enough not to come in and slaughter their populations, just because they don't like a little competition.

      Actually, the main threat to a micronation would likely be privateers.

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    2. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      But they don't have to slaughter your population to beat you.

      Sealand would have been done for if they'd simply blockaded him. Prince Roy himself lived on the mainland, and could have been arrested anytime if the PM had chosen to interpret his claim to Sealand as an attack on Britain's sovereignty over HM Fort Roughs.

      That's the problem with micronations. The entire earth is a) formally claimed by somebody, b) would be formally claimed if not for bureaucratic screw-ups (HM Fort Roughs, aka: Sealand, is a perfect example), or c) part of somebody's area-of-influence. Which means that somebody is always going to think your micronation is a direct attack on them.

      For example setting up on a shoal in the South China Sea would probably earn you visits from the Chinese, Filipinos, and Taiwanese at a minimum even if UN maps show it as International Waters. Bir Tawli is not claimed by either Sudan or Egypt, but a Western-style Democracy there would threaten both nations who could claim it, besides which it's not in a very safe neighborhood, so raiders would be inevitable.

    3. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      The reason a micronation *should* be feasible is the hope that the rest of the existing nations of the world are civilized enough not to come in and slaughter their populations, just because they don't like a little competition.

      Actually, the main threat to a micronation would likely be privateers.

      That really depends on how seriously the micronation is taken.

      There was one in the South Pacific that was broken up by Tonga. They were concerned the new nation would stop them from fishing there. I think it was called Minerva? And I vaguely recall a gay one being broken up by the Aussies. Another one in the Mediterranean was destroyed by the Italians.

      Sealand isn't taken seriously by the UK, so the Brits won't simply send a cop to the platform to arrest everyone; which meant the only real threat were raiders.

    4. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main threat wouldn't even be privateers: It would be trade embargoes from the WTO, and issues with currency from the World Bank. Put those two together and your only methods of trade will be de facto illegal, if not de jour.

    5. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Why would the WTO embargo you? Who would care if privateers steal all your stuff anyway?

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    6. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Sealand isn't taken seriously by the UK, so the Brits won't simply send a cop to the platform to arrest everyone; which meant the only real threat were raiders.

      Imagine the irony if The Pirate Bay had bought Sealand and then been raided by real pirates.

      I think I'd have died laughing.

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    7. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The Brits send the royal navy to take Sealand. The cops would likely have the same problem they did, namely armed guards and the military deck guns. Sealand was a military base and when taken still had arms intact.

    8. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Sealand would have been done for if they'd simply blockaded him."

      The same reason they couldn't conquer Sealand when they tried is the reason they would never had done this. Blockading Sealand effectively would have cost a great deal in terms of resources and manpower. Attacking would have been the same.

      Being small and not worth the cost of taking doesn't make your micronation in invalid. Sealand is legit and while the British haven't recognized it politically the courts have acknowledge it is not British territory and therefore technically it is less correct to call it HM Fort Roughs than Sealand. Perhaps the platform formerly known as HM Fort Roughs?

    9. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point. In this one case Prince Roy was able to find a bit of land that was technically unclaimed, and defend it from a maintenance boat. Since the land was technically unclaimed the Courts didn't let them arrest him for it.

      These happy circumstances are not likely to repeat. You won't get a democracy that just doesn't care some Libertarian dreamer has set up his utopia in a region where they have influence. This is proven by the numerous other attempts at micronationalism that have been destroyed by other democracies, despite their legal claims.

      Moreover Sealand is now claimed by the UK. The Brits extended their territorial waters to include the platform without recognizing his sovereignty, and the court decision was only made because Sealand was in international waters at the time. Which means if they arrested Prince Michael for keeping firearms on Sealand he'd be screwed

    10. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Brits send the royal navy to take Sealand. The cops would likely have the same problem they did, namely armed guards and the military deck guns. Sealand was a military base and when taken still had arms intact.

      No it didn't you moron. When the radio pirate dude (oops I mean prince) took over, he didn't have to fight because the British government had long before removed arms from all the sea forts and abandoned them. In fact, declaring himself a sovereign nation came after a period of just squatting there and operating a pirate radio station. (and he wasn't the only one using those old forts for pirate radio, merely the only one who was nutty enough to decide he was a "prince" and start a "nation")

      Radio pirate dude did not have military deck guns. You've claimed that several times, as far as I can tell you're just flat out lying. In all I've ever read about the history of "Sealand" the only arms mentioned are small arms.

    11. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      You must not have read much. Were you the one who deleted the relevant section from the Wikipedia page? You forgot to delete the picture.

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Sealand-sky.jpg

      That pointy thing near the crane is a deck gun.

      You can read an abbreviated version of the story here http://www.sealandgov.org/history under the heading "Initial Challenge to Sealand's Sovereignty."

      Any other 100% fabricated stories you want to make up about what the British did?

    12. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "The Brits extended their territorial waters to include the platform without recognizing his sovereignty"

      The United States and Russia do the same to one another in the Arctic. A lot of nations claim territory in a manner that is contrary to treaty and international law. That doesn't negate the sovereignty of the nation they take it from.

      Under international law it was too late for the UK to take territory from Sealand. For the past 40 years the UK has failed to attack Sealand despite forming plans to do the same. The reason is presumably the same as it was when they aborted the plan (outlined in official government documents that were declassified) which is that they feared loss of life. In other words, Sealand possessed enough arms to make the cost too high to take it. You could argue that if Sealand became some sort of threat or too juicy a target that would tip the scales and the UK would take it back but that is true of many nations. Look at Canada or Mexico and the US. They are bigger than Sealand but the US military could probably take either without even needing extra funding for the task and would do so if it felt it either was a threat or offered a worthwhile advantage relative to the political, financial, and human costs.

      That was one of your points. I didn't disagree with your other point that there is nowhere for a micro-nation to spring up. However, I think you are dismissing quite a few places where man made land could be placed. There is far more water on Earth than land. You could toss up your nation in the open waters of the Pacific or the Atlantic. If you put your nation in a strategic location where it could provide a port for ships along trade lanes and a duty free zone you might well find that rather than tripping over each other to crush your nation they would be tripping over each other to not only recognize you but even to provide aid. Another possibility is a group of refuges from communism or Christians wanting to live according to some fundie version of god's law. Any of the above who make it clear they are friendly and want peaceful relations with all nations on a public forum, especially if they contact political embassies. I'd contact nations via their smallest and slowest embassies. That way you reach official and empowered representatives of the nation who are bored and don't have much else to do.

    13. Re:That's sort of a piss poor attitude, IMO .... by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      The thing about international law is that it's precisely as valid as the nations involved want it to be. In one case the US arrested a dude in Mexico without bothering with extradition. Dude got tried in the US despite the fact several treaties said the US shouldn't do that, and the US has acknowledged Mexican sovereignty. The UK has never acknowledged Sealand's sovereignty.

      So if the UK arrested Prince Michael while Prince Michael's in the UK for the funeral, Michael's screwed. And if they do that, whomever he has guarding Sealand is going to have a very good reason to turn over the fort to the Brits.

      Always remember a British Court's job is to apply British Law. They don't know international law, they don't get promoted for understanding international law, they weren't hired for their ability to apply International Law, and they don't really care about International Law.

      As for states on the sea, that's possible. The practical problem is that the closer you are to other people the more likely somebody (like Tonga and Minerva) is gonna have plans for the section of sea you're using, and you can't call on some big countries Navy to protect you if they decide those plans don't include you. A strategic location actually makes this worse, because if the US wants free passage past Cape Horn, and your ass is in the way, Chile is likely to receive a message "$400k in military aid if this idiot gets squished by next Tuesday."

      Now if you're in the middle of the Pacific; over an area nobody sends fisherman, where there's no discovered deposits of oil, you'll be tolerated.

  41. Re:Why should I care? by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think you are being a bit pedantic there. While you are technically correct, it does not change the essence of his argument - that you need to possess sufficient force to give your declaration some credibility.

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  42. Re:Why should I care? by networkBoy · · Score: 1

    To be fair, a Trident missile fits nicely on the middle of that platform and doesn't *have* to be armed with a nuke to be really effective. Politically it would be disastrous, but...

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  43. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Those in the medical profession

    As opposed to random people on the Internet.

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  44. Re:Why should I care? by NicBenjamin · · Score: 3, Informative

    For one thing in 1776 the UK Military was not #1 in the world. They had virtually no standing Army, and most of India was still under the Mughals. That's why they needed the Hessians. The Royal Navy was top of the line, but the Army basically didn't exist.

    For another you're ignoring the fact that the colonists actually had the resources to create an Army strong enough to resist the Brits. The OP was exaggerating with implying you need more actual troops on the day you declare independence, but his main point is sound. If you can't protect your country you don't have a country, period.

  45. Re:Why should I care? by DerekLyons · · Score: 2

    Really/ You had better jump in your tardis back to 1776 and tell those 13 American colonies that they will fail because the only have a handful of militia men and are challenging the strongest military on the planet at the time.

    And if that biggest military hadn't been distracted and occupied elsewhere, and if handful hadn't gained the assistance of the second biggest military... things would have gone considerably different. They were brave as hell, but even more so - they were lucky as hell.

  46. Re:Why should I care? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0

    Especially since the US now openly bombs friendly countries to kill people they don't like.

  47. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The key point here was: Britain for all intents and purposes said 'We don't care if you want to be a country there, however we'll ensure nobody else takes the same idea', proceeded to demolish the other man-made platforms, and extended their sovereign waters out such that no such nation could again be brought about within British territorial waters.

    And what's it gotten them? The country basically dying out on it's own. I'm pretty sure if it gets monitzed into a casino or whatever else like was being discussed a few years ago, british officials will either be gettting significant bribes to look the other way, or we'll suddenly find the british government giving them the option of providing taxes to the crown, or having their nation blockaded due to non-payment of dues.

    Either one will get them what they want, without internationally antagonistic behavior.

  48. SeaLand still or ever a country? by multicoregeneral · · Score: 1

    After reading the Haven Co press release they put out towards the end, I got the distinct impression that the whole SeaLand thing was a complete fraud. Did we ever figure out if SeaLand is actually a country, or not?

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    1. Re:SeaLand still or ever a country? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Did we ever figure out if SeaLand is actually a country, or not?

      It is legally a country in the same way that I am legally the Emperor of Mars, i.e. entirely in my own head.

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  49. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just ask Hawai'i, the Aleutians, and the various Native American nations about that :)

  50. Re:Why should I care? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    To date, with approval of said country.

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  51. Re:Why should I care? by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    They beat off some dutch mercenaries who tried to invade, I think in the '70's pretty well. What with that and recognition (through an error) from the British government it's one of the more interesting micronations.

    Borders though, how quaint. It's time to see something new in the area of countries. Most countries have tax havens bolted on, perhaps we'll see something like this in the future but even more odd.

  52. Re:Why should I care? by mjwx · · Score: 1

    For one thing in 1776 the UK Military was not #1 in the world. They had virtually no standing Army, and most of India was still under the Mughals. That's why they needed the Hessians. The Royal Navy was top of the line, but the Army basically didn't exist.

    This,

    In 1776 the colonial militia was the army in the American colonies. Back in the 18th century they would raise armies as needed rather than keep professional soldiers on payroll. The force that made England powerful was the Navy which was did keep professional sailors on pay during times of peace but the Navy's main purpose wasn't warfare, it was trade. In the Napoleonic war a soldier was a farmer or worker who was given a guinea (gold coin worth 1 pound and 5 pence in 1800) to sign up and received enough training to stand in a line and fire a musket.

    For another you're ignoring the fact that the colonists actually had the resources to create an Army strong enough to resist the Brits. The OP was exaggerating with implying you need more actual troops on the day you declare independence, but his main point is sound. If you can't protect your country you don't have a country, period.

    And this,

    A successful armed revolution not only requires an army, but a regular supply of arms, ammunition, fuel, war materials and most importantly, new recruits.

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  53. I find it intriguing by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

    The hypocrisy of the people praising the idea of a hereditary monarch with absolute power being some sort of protector or haven for human rights.

    I guess it fits into the mythos of the "wise, benevolent leader who will not screw you over later because they're too nice".

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    1. Re:I find it intriguing by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      The hypocrisy of the people praising the idea of a hereditary monarch with absolute power being some sort of protector or haven for human rights.

      I guess it fits into the mythos of the "wise, benevolent leader who will not screw you over later because they're too nice".

      If you've got delusions of grandeur, you're going to call yourself King. 'Nuff said.

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  54. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

    Modern understanding of good hygiene, sanitation, vermin control, physical activity, accident prevention, and adequate clothing, shelter, and HVAC systems contribute most to longevity. Those in the medical profession would have you think that you are living twice as long as you would have were it not for all of their medications, treatments, surgeries and other procedures. Of all the medical "miracles", only antibiotics and insulin have had enough effect to substantially increase life expectancy for the general population.

    You left out good nutrition, also not high tech medicine, but extremely important for longevity (more important than accident prevention by far). And you left out vaccinations a tool that is doing wonders right now in extending the lives in the Third World right now, just as they did in industrialized societies (they are far more important for this purpose than HVAC).

    But you entirely leave out "quality of life". How many people go through their entire lives without ever requiring intervention from modern medicine that relieved some otherwise excruciating/debilitating/disfiguring intervention? In my immediate family of extending to third degree I can't think of anyone.

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  55. Re:Why should I care? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    By 1776 America had become a long distance pain in the arse for Britain. At that stage there was no real concept of a British Empire, so there was no real economic purpose in trying to hang onto an unwilling trading partner. Plus, we didn't have nukes then.

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  56. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, like the Vatican City, Liechtenstein and Andorra.

  57. Prince of by XrayJunkie · · Score: 1

    When I read the words "prince of ..." it just happens to autocomplete with persia.
    Anyone else has this problem?

  58. Independence from, In dependence of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can't protect your country you don't have a country, period.

    If you have someone else to directly protect your country or infinitely supply you while threatening and tying hands of your opponents at the same time, then you do have a country even if it can't stand on its own, at least as long as your protector is alive and well. Today, we simulate democracy among nations in UN, by feigning independence of plenty of small sock-puppet nations, but in a less hypocritical times, we would (and in fact did) just openly annex them into our ever-growing empire. It's Peloponnesian League all over again - empire in disguise, Athenian style.

  59. Re:Why should I care? by captainpanic · · Score: 1

    To be fair, they are all part of Europe. Europe as a whole has enough muscle to defend itself. The countries in Europe just decided to work together, rather than wait for the next one to try to take over the world. We've learned our lessons by now.

    I think the smaller countries of Africa are a much better example - because you do have a good point.

  60. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't that about 50% of the US? Give or take a few percentage points.

    That suggests to me that the US is approximately 50% over-populated. Couldn't you start a nice low tech war somewhere and draft all the extreme right wingers to fight it? Teabaggers versus Taliban, knives and sticks only, last one standing wins.

  61. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Charity is not the basis for a sensible system of funding for society. Personally, I would abolish all charities (especially religious and educational ones) and increase direct taxation to fund things that benefit everyone.

    In a socialist system charities, like religion, would be superfluous.

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  62. Re:91? They must have some good-ass healthcare. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Since China, India, and vast majority of Africa don't have universal healthcare, are you excluding them from the definition "civilized world"?

    Perhaps "fully developed world" would be a better choice of words.

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  63. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which requires possessing sufficient force.

  64. Re:Why should I care? by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

    Micronations are a pipe dream for libertarian morons. Your nation is only as strong as your ability to defend it. And that goes for whether it's on an oil rig or
    half of an existing country. If you're going to declare independence, you're going to need an army that's as least as strong as the army of the country you're declaring independence from. Otherwise, you're just a nutball clown (like "Prince Roy" here).

    Really/ You had better jump in your tardis back to 1776 and tell those 13 American colonies that they will fail because the only have a handful of militia men and are challenging the strongest military on the planet at the time.

    A cat can not attack and kill a dog but it can injure it enough that the dog will leave it alone.

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  65. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    "Your nation is only as strong as your ability to defend it."

    True.

    "If you're going to declare independence, you're going to need an army that's as least as strong as the army of the country you're declaring independence from."

    False. You only need an army that is strong enough to cause more damage than taking your nation is worth. That is far less for a tiny island, oil rig, or abandoned naval base than for massive island with billions in natural resources like Britain.

    Prince Roy actually had that. If you bothered actually looking into the history of Sealand instead of making instant unfounded decisions about people you'd discover that the British navy attempted to reclaim Sealand. When he fired a single warning shot from the guns the British decided it wasn't worth the potential loss of life required to take the base to reclaim it. At that point, they officially gave ended their unprovoked war of aggression against the island nation of Sealand.

    Of course, it was a given that it would be trivial to refute an argument from a moron who labels entire groups of people and declares them to all be morons. Only a moron could thing that everyone who reaches different political conclusions than they do is a moron.

  66. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Doubtful, it would take a lot of resources to blockade it. At the end of the day it isn't about how much military can be fit around the platform but about how many resources it is worth expending to take the territory. Trident missiles and nuclear weapons are very very expensive; in the case of a nuke you are also talking about serious ecological consequences in British waters. Also anything launched on a missile could potentially be shot out of the air by the anti-aircraft. Sending someone close to the platform means risking not only equipment but lives.

    No sane person would sanction a blockade that costs more tax dollars than any potential taxes that could be collected.

    Sealand was brilliant. It was built as a naval base so the British navy had the opinion that the platform could do more damage to attackers than the platform itself was worth from the start. If it weren't they either would have adjusted the firepower put on the platform or not built it.

  67. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    No I think he cuts right to the point. You need enough force to repel attackers and attackers are only going to invest an amount that makes sense given the target. The British attempted to reclaim the platform and were deterred by the deck guns.

    There are no shortage of recognized nations that don't possess a military that could provide any sort of serious challenge to the British.

  68. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Sealand defended the platform against the British navy successful. He was trying to set the required military strength bar at some arbitrary point higher than that possessed by Sealand and failed due to ignorance. Sealand didn't have much of a military but had guns and forces sufficient for defending a tiny cement platform with no natural resources.

    The amount of military you need isn't defined by the size of the enemy but the amount of resources the enemy is willing to commit and that in turn is in no small part defined by what you are defending.

  69. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Unless you have enough arms, ammunition, fuel, etc to make conquering you more expensive than its worth. Sealand did, that is why it successfully repelled the British navy when it attacked.

  70. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Recognition from the British was two-fold and neither of them an error. A court decision (the court decision is the final say on what is error and therefore by definition never an error itself) and by the PM when he called for the British forces to retreat from their naval attack on the platform.

  71. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Being attacked by the Bolivian navy would have been the fast track to political recognition. The British would have allied with Sealand faster than you could imagine and everyone would have followed.

  72. Re:Why should I care? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    The British did not try to reclaim the platform with force - he fired at a British buoy tender, which wisely retreated. The only two times the platform was stormed by force, it was privateers.

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  73. Re:Why should I care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sealand was brilliant. It was built as a naval base so the British navy had the opinion that the platform could do more damage to attackers than the platform itself was worth from the start. If it weren't they either would have adjusted the firepower put on the platform or not built it.

    You're kind of an idiot. HM Fort Roughs (the name the Brits gave it when they built it) was one of seven Maunsell sea forts placed in the Thames estuary to defend against German air raids. The idea was to detect and shoot down aircraft attempting to use the Thames as a navigational aid. The Roughs-style fort design (four of the seven installations) was used further from shore, and was primarily an early warning system. Each Roughs-style fort was a single platform, lightly armed (and with AA guns, not anti-ship guns).

    They were not in any sense designed to "do more damage to attackers than the platform itself was worth". That's just moronic nonsense you invented because it sounded good in your head. They weren't designed to resist assault at all!

  74. Re:Why should I care? by shaitand · · Score: 1

    I have no substantiated information on what type of vessel was used in the attack and doubt you do either. It doesn't really matter though UK government documents make clear the Prime Minister made the choice not to take the tower by force due the cost in resources and life.

    From http://micronations.wikia.com/wiki/Sealand:

    "British Government documents, now available to the public under the 30-year expiry of confidentiality, show that the UK drafted plans to take the tower by force, but such plans were not implemented by the then Prime Minister due to the potential for loss of life, and the creation of a legal and public relations disaster."

    So clearly the British feel its defenses are sufficient. The subsequent defenses against privateers indicate the same. It is no different than computer security. Anything is hackable, the question is really whether or not your defenses are substantial enough to make attacking you not worth it. Thus the argument is made regardless of what type of craft he fired at.

    You didn't claim some the guns were dismantled but some AC replied indicating as much claiming the British removed the weapons from all the forts long before. He pulled the idea out of his backside. Here is an image of Sealand. You can clearly see some of the guns from this vantage. These forts were armed with "3.75-inch guns and two 40 mm Bofors guns."

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Sealand-sky.jpg

  75. Re:Why should I care? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

    No but the British tried to get the natives to side with them, the Indians. The natives did not really like the settlers especial after the resent French Indian war so were not keen on helping those they saw as invaders.

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