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US Navy Cruiser and Submarine Collide

An anonymous reader writes "Despite billions of dollars in advanced electronics, radar, and sonar it seems the Navy needs to install backup cameras on their boats. 'The Pentagon said late Saturday that it is investigating why a Navy submarine collided with an Aegis cruiser during routine operations at an undisclosed location.' According to ABC, 'the two ships were participating in a “group sail” along with another vessel. The three ships were participating in an anti-submarine exercise in preparation for an upcoming deployment as part of the strike group for the aircraft carrier USS Harry S Truman."

236 comments

  1. Well by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The U.S. Navy should have hired this Captain instead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qPRFsV7RF8

  2. Uh... by bmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Despite billions of dollars in advanced electronics, radar, and sonar it seems the Navy needs to install backup cameras on their boats. '

    The point of a submarine is to be undetectable. Apparenly it worked.

    My speculation, knowing submariners, is that the sub's captain was playing grab-ass with the surface ships, as they are wont to do during these kinds of exercises, due to the utter disdain for the surface fleet.

    There are two kinds of seagoing vessels. Submarines and targets.

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    1. Re:Uh... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      That may be, but they're "friendlies": you'd think they'd talk to each other. Wouldn't they at least know each others' planned moves to avoid something like this?

    2. Re:Uh... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      There are two kinds of seagoing vessels. Submarines and targets.

      You've been listening too hard to your bubble-head friends. I served on a destroyer, and to us, submarines were nothing but targets.

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    3. Re:Uh... by Stickerboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This was an "anti-submarine exercise". What part of that do you think improves the training on either boat or ship if the "friendlies" talk to each other?

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    4. Re:Uh... by McDrewbie · · Score: 2

      is it really a "target" when the strategy is to just toss a bunch of exploding, sinking, "bombs" into the water and hope you hit the sub?

    5. Re:Uh... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then it's epic #fail on the part of the sub for not knowing where its target is. If this had been a real emergency, said sub would've been sunk.

    6. Re:Uh... by PReDiToR · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you would.

      There are several variations of the old "your call" scenario though.

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    7. Re:Uh... by techno-vampire · · Score: 5, Informative

      Depth charges are so...so...so...WW II. Even back in the early '70s when I was in we were using ASROC: a rocket-thrown torpedo that homed in on its target. Much more effective, especially if we used one with a nuke.

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    8. Re:Uh... by philip.paradis · · Score: 0

      Please share your deep insights into the particulars of this event, and don't forget to include your qualifications for speaking on the topic. I've served on a submarine. Have you?

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    9. Re:Uh... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1, Informative

      Great counter - providing no real insight.

      So, tell us, captain, how is it that a sub, in "anti-submarine exercises," comes up ahead of its target? WTF happened that this sub doesn't know where it is, relative to the target?

    10. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please share your deep insights into the particulars of this event, and don't forget to include your qualifications for speaking on the topic. I've served on a submarine. Have you?

      as an ex quartermaster/subs i can say this, the sub fucked up and did NOT do its job before surfacing, even my old boomer would have done a proper survey before surfacing, sounds t me like the dub driver didnt clear his baffles nor pop up the attack scope for a lookaround before surfacing

    11. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Much more effective, especially if we used one with a nuke.

      Remind me never to let you take my fishing boat out, Captain Kamikaze.

    12. Re:Uh... by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 0

      Why on earth did you post this as AC....now i cant use my mods points for this hilarious comment xD

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    13. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but modern torpedoes are so fucking intelligent and deadly, a surface ship wouldn't stand a chance against a sub. With satellite intelligence communications, the sub is going to know exactly where the surface ships are. The surface ships will never know where the sub is, not even as a fleet of ships is being destroyed.

    14. Re:Uh... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Funny doesn't count for karma, so a +1 funny for an AC has as much effect as +1 funny for a logged in user.

    15. Re:Uh... by DThorne · · Score: 1

      My speculation is, someone screwed up, big time. Arguing stealth as a reason for running into a friendly is like arguing a running back plowed into his teammate carrying the ball because he's supposed to be fast.

    16. Re:Uh... by sumdumass · · Score: 2

      Doesn't "anti-submarine exercises" imply that the surface vessels were supposed to be targeting the sub and not the other way around? I can see a cocky captain of a sub saying lets really fuck with them and hide right underneath them or surface right in front to say ha ha did you ever think to look right in front of you. He knew he wouldn't be harmed as it wasn't a real exercise.

    17. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Funny

      He knew he wouldn't be harmed as it wasn't a real exercise.

      There's no equivalent of blank rounds for ramming.

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    18. Re:Uh... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Exactly the last sound that is heard is the sound of a splash just as the Orion is marking on top. Shortly there after a mile and a half of ocean water vaporizes into a ball of steam.

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    19. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great counter - providing no real insight.

      So, tell us, captain, how is it that a sub, in "anti-submarine exercises," comes up ahead of its target? WTF happened that this sub doesn't know where it is, relative to the target?

      Because being in front of a target is usually the best firing position ?

    20. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > With satellite intelligence communications, the sub is going to know exactly where the surface ships are.

      Like the one in the article did?

    21. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not true. how about big-ass bumpers?

    22. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was an "anti-submarine exercise".

      An anti-submarine exercise involving three ships, two of which were on a "group sail," ie: on the same team, moving in formation, and those two collided. The "enemy" got away.

    23. Re:Uh... by dcherryholmes · · Score: 2

      IME we had to break out the heavy wrenches and hammers and start banging on the hull[1] in order to give the surface guys a chance, so they could get a little practice targeting something. Somebody else's mileage may vary, of course, and I'm sure there's differences between 637's, 688's, Tridents, etc.

      [1] The more disgruntled among us *might've* chosen to bang out "F-T-N" in morse, but I can't say for sure if that ever happened.

    24. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You might have cleaned the toilets at NASA but that doesn't make you an astronaut, Mr Justsignedup.

    25. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Ships swathed in massive foam cushions bumping into each other like drunken dumbasses in those sumo wrestler suits.

      I'd pay good money to watch that.

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    26. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... despite it can hear a propeller driven across the atlantic,
        www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-460753/Britain-launches-massive-submarine-hear-ship-Atlantic.html
      (I know this is British subs. But US subs known to have tech's higher than this)

      It still can't hear a 9.800 tons (metrics) ship with 4 x 80.000 shp turbine engine with 2 propeller roaring just hundreds of meters on top?

    27. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will the submarine deal with the antisub chopper if it remains at a low enough depth to use its satellite communication systems?

    28. Re:Uh... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Shortly there after a mile and a half of ocean water vaporizes into a ball of steam.

      Oh no, definitely not. You'd need a quarter-gigaton nuke for that.

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    29. Re:Uh... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      My father, who dropped a lot of depth charges on Japanese submarines during WW2, begs to differ with your last sentence. As does a former colleague who took the surrender of a German submarine in WW2, and commented that he had never seen men so happy at becoming nice, safe prisoners of war.

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    30. Re:Uh... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2

      Plays merry Hell with your buoyancy and stability calculations, unfortunately. But it's a nice idea. For extra lols, use old battleships and fire giant paintballs out of the main armament. A 450mm paint shell would be worth good money to watch.

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    31. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, dumb fuck clueless civilian.

    32. Re:Uh... by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      For what? First, AFAIK, most subs have more tubes forward facing than rear facing. And second, the idea is to aim a torpedo broadside as it makes a much bigger target. For missiles, as one sub commander observed, the best place to be in relation to the target is the other side of a large island - like Great Britain.

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    33. Re:Uh... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      First, AFAIK, most subs have more tubes forward facing than rear facing.

      We're talking a USN submarine - NO tubes aft.

      Speaking as someone who (many years ago) did time in the boats, what happened is that the Sub captain decided that he could get away with being that close inboard of the cruiser, and then the cruiser commmander decided to clear his baffles, and things went downhill from there.

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    34. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work on a Trident base, and have the chance to talk to a few of the guys who serve on them. They LOVE playing "sneaky bastard" and coming up behind/beside the tenders, or trailing a surface ship before diving to operation depth. They tend to be a little kooky, but overall nice guys. (British sailors are even worse, they like pinging the friendly surface ships coming out of port/going back in).

    35. Re:Uh... by dakohli · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then it's epic #fail on the part of the sub for not knowing where its target is. If this had been a real emergency, said sub would've been sunk.

      As a former submariner, you are essentially correct here.

      It is the submarine's responsibility to not surface/come shallow in front of a hazard (ship)

      Unless you are snorting in a stovepipe (reserved area for the submarine) the ships pretty much have right of way. If the sub is in some sort of trouble, they are supposed to launch a red flare and call out on the underwater telephone (gertrude).

      In the second cited article, the boat's periscope was sighted ahead of the Destroyer:

      The Navy official says that at approximately 3:30 p.m. the bridge watch aboard the San Jacinto saw the submarine Montpelier rise to periscope depth about 100 to 200 yards ahead of them. The bridge ordered an “all back,” but still collided with the sub.

      That's pretty close, I know some of my Navy's turbine ships can stop from cruising speed in about 1.5 times the ship length, the USS San Jacinto is a Ticonderoga class cruiser which is 173m length, which is 189 yards, which means they didn't have the time to stop.

      When I was in boats, especially when we were working with/against surface vessels, at Periscope Depth we either kept a continuous all round look, or an intermittent look depending on the proximity of vessels on our plot. Since the periscope was sighted, Montpelier had just come up and was taking their first look, or really botched their periscope drill. Now, before you come up to periscope depth, you certainly resolve your plot to make sure that no one will be close when you do come out of your safe depth. With the limited details given, I have to put the blame on the submarine in this case. If there are mitigating circumstances, then I would be happy to change my mind.

    36. Re:Uh... by dakohli · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Russians had a special class to be used as padded targets. The Bravo Class submarine was only used for training ASW forces.

    37. Re:Uh... by dakohli · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a former submariner, I applaud your unwavering defence of fellow boat people. But please remember, folks make mistakes. Unless there was some sort of emergency on board the boat, I cannot see how they would have come to PD directly in front of a Cruiser. Had the Cruiser been making a turn towards the sub, the periscope watch keeper should have seen that and called to go to safe depth. The only way the Cruiser could have been a fault here, is if they knowingly charged towards the submarine. We know from the article, that as soon as the boat was sighted, "All Back" was ordered. There was no time for the Cruiser to stop.

      Someone will be found at fault here, my money is on the CO of the USS Montpelier for at the very least, failing to ensure that proper procedures were followed when bringing the submarine to PD.

      Comments?

    38. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But please remember, folks make mistakes.

      Comments?

      ABC incorrectly calling a submarine a ship is a mistake but not as costly as this incident and less costly than it could have been.
      Let us hope the US Navy learns something from this unlike NASA did with January/February launches of the Space Shuttle.

    39. Re:Uh... by smpoole7 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wait until the investigation determines what actually happened. Even "billions of dollars" of electronics can fail, or glitch, or human error can misread or miscalculate (Mars Climate Orbiter, anyone?).

      But I'll add this: the Montpelier is a Los Angeles-class attack sub. Their captains aren't exactly chosen for their shy, retiring natures. (I once worked with a guy who served on such a sub. He couldn't talk about what he did, but it was obvious that he'd been in some hair-raising places, doing some hair-raising things.)

      My first full-time job as a broadcast engineer was with a 100,000 watt FM in Southeastern NC. After I moved on, they built a new tower near the NC/SC border. Air Force guys would hot dog all around that tower -- they apparently took dares to fly under and between the guy wires. Sure enough, one of these guys finally misjudged a bit, nicked a guy wire, pulled the tower down and crashed the jet. (He ejected and survived.)

      Don't get me wrong: political correctness and shy, retiring natures don't really belong in the military, not if it's going to be effective. But hey; sometimes, they DO hot dog and show off. :)

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    40. Re:Uh... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      Have you ever come across something called "sonar?" We don't need to listen for the noise you make, we can track you by bouncing sound off you and listening to the echos.

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    41. Re:Uh... by Zcar · · Score: 1

      Actually, most newer subs from any country don't have aft tubes, not just the USN.

    42. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you thank him for his service when you have no idea what he or she did or did not do?

    43. Re:Uh... by dcherryholmes · · Score: 1

      No, man, I have no idea what this "sonar" thing is. I don't know what to tell you... maybe they were constrained from using active pings, or something. I was a nuke, so it's not really an area I was heavy on. All I can tell you is, on multiple occasions, the EWS told the MM's out in the spaces to rustle up some tools and start banging on the hull. I can't imagine that was one retarded dude going rogue.

    44. Re:Uh... by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      All I know is, if they were pinging, you'd have known it. When our sonar was active, you could hear it all over the ship.

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    45. Re:Uh... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Wooo hooo! A Marine who can type!

      Wonders every day.

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    46. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you haven't, and even if you had you're still a dopey cunt for forgetting your password AND your email address.

    47. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Isn't there some movie (with Donald Sutherland IIRC) where they do that with tanks? So imagine that multiplied by 16 over 3 all cubed. Where do I sign up?

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    48. Re:Uh... by Arker · · Score: 1

      Subs have active and passive sonar too. Active pings are a two-edged sword, you can get an exact fix on the target, but you definitely give the target an absolute fix on you... it's important not to be the first one to do that without being sure you have the target(s) pretty well mapped through other means already, so it tends to be a battle of the passive systems, the best I know.

      Y'all probably know more than I on the subject, and there's probably a hidden joke there that I missed, so If you were trolling good job I guess ;)

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    49. Re:Uh... by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 0

      Wooo hooo! A Marine who can type!

      Wonders every day.

      Most kids who join up at eighteen do so because they think it's their best option, which generally means they're not that educated with good college as a prospect. There are some brilliant marines, but the marines are a service people join young, and with joining up optional, most people who join up aren't the best typists in class. Doesn't seem like a thing to be mocked for.

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    50. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do believe that the technology used in submarines just may have changed a bit in the last 58 years.

    51. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of depth charges is not to hit the sub. Hitting is a plus. Getting close to the sub the explosion itself will do damage.

    52. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Doesn't "anti-submarine exercises" imply that the surface vessels were supposed to be targeting the sub and not the other way around?

      Sure. But if something was targeting you, don't you think it'd be useful for you to at least have a vague notion of where the bugger might approximately be?

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    53. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I knew most WW2 boats had them. Am I correct in assuming that their purpose is to snipe at pursuers (sinking them if you're lucky, or at least forcing them to take evasive action) while making a run for it?

      If so, has that tactical need gone away, or are modern torpedoes smart enough that you can program them to do a U-turn, go to coordinates X,Y,Z and then attack the first thing they find or some other cunning plan?

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    54. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I believe you were lobbing nukes around ...

    55. Re:Uh... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They're already cooked when you scoop them out of the water and if it's night they glow in the dark.

      What's not to like?

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    56. Re:Uh... by SpaceGhost · · Score: 1

      Submarines are largely blind. Sure, they can hear the ship over there, but they dont have a cool 3d augmented reality app that the captain/helmsman use to drive. Even if they were doing an underhull survey, where you raise the periscope and carefully view/photograph a ship from below, you're not that likely to be able to avoid hitting the other ship, as wave motion makes that kind of fine control impossible. Subs are military ships, and are expected to put themselves into harms way, and just like the army has live-fire exercises and really practice jumping out of helicopters, the subs have to practice crazy stuff so they can do it in theater. And yes, sometimes, and more often they you hear about, they run into things. They may not even know in Control, it may take someone in Engine Room Upper Level Aft to call and say "hey, you know we just hit something, right?" And no, no captain in charge of a modern sub is going to play grab-ass with anyone or anything, they dont have utter disdain for the surface fleet, they have an intense focus on the safety of their and the other crew, as well as a dedication to mission capability that sometimes leads to these events. Try surfacing in a hurricane - no, really, it's a blast, but if you cant try to do it then, how do you know you wont freak out when depth charges start going off?
      Someone will be relieved of duty over this one, training will be promulgated throughout the fleet, and it was almost certainly the subs fault.
      And yes, I've seen all of this personally, It's a lot of fun to come back into port as the sub that ran into the surface pukes...

    57. Re:Uh... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      I knew most WW2 boats had them. Am I correct in assuming that their purpose is to snipe at pursuers (sinking them if you're lucky, or at least forcing them to take evasive action) while making a run for it?

      Not really. Real reason you had stern tubes is that you had the space for them anyway, and it's SOOOO satisfying to dump your forward tubes into half a convoy and your aft tubes into the other half - so many surface pukes running around like chickens with their heads cut off, SOOOO many booms

      If so, has that tactical need gone away, or are modern torpedoes smart enough that you can program them to do a U-turn, go to coordinates X,Y,Z and then attack the first thing they find or some other cunning plan?

      And yes, these days the torps can be told to u-turn out of the tubes and then begin an acqquisition run.

      Realistically however it's all about bigger, smarter fish and fewer targets available at any given moment.....

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    58. Re:Uh... by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the very thoughtful reply. In general, I agree with your line of thought. My original post was really more intended to illustrate the fact that the GP almost certainly had no operational experience, proper education, or firsthand knowledge of the events to base his statement on. Someone will indeed be found at fault, and it may turn out (as so many things do) to be a cumulative effect of errors on both vessels. Thanks again for the reply.

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    59. Re:Uh... by green1 · · Score: 1

      so has that on surface ships....

    60. Re:Uh... by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      I was told that all russian subs are targets, or at dock.

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    61. Re:Uh... by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      Any excuse to see the New Jersey or Missouri 16 incher's in use will get my vote.
      I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    62. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I left the Navy for the Airforce and learned to type there.

    63. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ASROC...man, I haven't heard that in a long time. Anti-Submarine ROCket - a rocket assisted torpedo or small (ahem) nuke depth charge. The 8 cell ASROC launcher looks like a soda cracker box sitting on top of a gouda cheese... heh. The ability to find a sub quite a ways off (we had a dipping sonar - could find subs under the thermocline layer) and drop a torpedo almost on top of it was a pretty good solution to the problem of zapping subs with the same speed of our dinky little Mk 46 torpedoes.

      Man, those are some *old* memories...

    64. Re:Uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if you go to active pinging, you just told everyone in a 100km radius where you are and what you're doing. Anechoic coatings and silent stations on US subs is pretty good; AFAIK remember, we only went active to verify a near point blank shot. Also, remember Nixie? Never could get that to work right.

    65. Re:Uh... by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      Nope, it was the stealth cruiser. One of the Navy's most closely guarded secrets, an outgrowth of the Philadelphia Experiment. The cruiser actually becomes invisible, but it has such an intense electro-magnetomic(tm) field, it grabbed right on to the sub, and gave it a big hug.

    66. Re:Uh... by bmo · · Score: 1

      > an outgrowth of the Philadelphia Experiment

      That was a silly movie.

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    67. Re:Uh... by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      > an outgrowth of the Philadelphia Experiment

      That was a silly movie.

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      The sequel was worse.

    68. Re:Uh... by bmo · · Score: 1

      >The sequel was worse.

      Oh dear god, I have to watch it now, just out of really morbid curiosity.

      "How bad can it be?" as I slipped the VHS tape in that said "Troll 3" on the sticker.

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    69. Re:Uh... by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      No, your intent was to prove your "manhood" by gloating over the fact that you served on a sub - nothing more, nothing less. Dude, get real. I didn't serve on a sub because I lost my hearing before I could join the services. But it doesn't take a rocket scientist, with years of sub experience, to realize that either the sub didn't know where the fuck it was, or the ship didn't. There were only two players in this arena: the sub and the ship. One of them, at least, should've known where the other was. That neither did indicates a fuck-up. Or do I need a submariner's patch to have any input at all?

      tl;dr: fuck you, you pretentious prick.

    70. Re:Uh... by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      You seem insecure. It may surprise you that I don't really care whether you served or not, nor do I consider the fact that I did to be all that remarkable in the grand scheme of things. If we're honest, neither of us really matter all that much in the bigger picture. Unfortunately, you seem to be demonstrating an oft-seen reaction to exposure to people who affirm prior service in the context of conversations like these, and I'd guess it's probably based on insecurity stemming from something else in your life. That's too bad, but it is your problem, not mine.

      Getting back to the topic of the story, the statement that there was a fuck-up is redundant. That failures occurred is obvious, but the specific nature of those failures and their dependencies are something that neither of us are direct parties to. One of us simply has more subject matter experience here, and is better qualified to point out ignorant and puffed-up speculation on the part of others. Really, the core problem remains that you simply have no basis of experience to speak from. In other words, you don't know what you don't know. That's perfectly okay as long as you can admit it and work forward from there. You don't seem prepared to do that, though.

      It doesn't really matter here, but I can't help but note in closing my suspicion that you also wouldn't be prepared to use your closing line in person. Thus, it seems one of us is indeed interested in attempting to prove his manhood, but it isn't me. Have a great day!

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  3. More than a fender bender, it seems by Hognoxious · · Score: 0

    the two ships were participating in a âoegroup sailâ along with another vessel. The three ships were participating in an anti-submarine exercise

    Heck of an impact. Seems it split one of them in two. Luckily the fragments appear to be able to float independently.

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    1. Re:More than a fender bender, it seems by perbert · · Score: 1

      Apparently, reading comprehension isn't your strength. Did you miss the bit about "along with another vessel"?

    2. Re:More than a fender bender, it seems by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      The two ships involved, the submarine, the Aegis cruiser and... The three ships involved...

    3. Re:More than a fender bender, it seems by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The two ships involved, the submarine, the Aegis cruiser and... The three ships involved...

      ...are the four weapons of the US Navy. Or the Spanish Navy. I'm not sure now.

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  4. Basic seamanship by saphena · · Score: 1

    Not much of a sailor on the cruiser. According to TFA he saw the sub 100-200 yds ahead and ordered "all back". Should have been hard a port or starboard

    1. Re:Basic seamanship by MichaelSmith · · Score: 0

      Because you know exactly how to do his job, right?

    2. Re:Basic seamanship by humanerror · · Score: 3, Informative

      Because you know exactly how to do his job, right?

      He also has a keen grasp of basic physics, apparently. Hint: a warship does not steer like an Indy race car. (I was qualified master helmsman in the USN a couple decades ago. I do in fact know how this works.)

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    3. Re:Basic seamanship by humanerror · · Score: 5, Informative

      "All back" is how you say "hit the brakes!" on a ship.

      The ship in question displaces 9900 tons (full). It does not turn on a dime. Ordering all back shifted the pitch on the controllable-reversible screws so that they were pulling the ship in reverse (without having to reverse the rotation of the shafts, so it happens pretty quickly).

      Maneuvering to either side while doing this would have simply placed a larger portion of the ship in jeopardy by exposing it in profile to the head-on threat.

      Clearly you have never sailed a warship. (I have - actually, one that I sailed was a Belknap class CG, a predecessor of the Ticonderoga class, which is what the San Jacinto is).

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    4. Re:Basic seamanship by humanerror · · Score: 1

      And you were qualified master helmsman in the US Navy when, exactly?

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    5. Re:Basic seamanship by DamageLabs · · Score: 1

      Titanic sank because of hard a starboard. The captain made the correct choice of all back.

    6. Re:Basic seamanship by deniable · · Score: 1

      Good thing Titanic didn't hit the iceberg head on.

    7. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much of a sailor on the cruiser. According to TFA he saw the sub 100-200 yds ahead and ordered "all back". Should have been hard a port or starboard

      So the cruiser is probably about 200 yards LONG... the bow should move in a straight line about that distance, all you'd do is kick the ass end out and make a bigger target.

    8. Re:Basic seamanship by ewanm89 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Head on collision slowed down as much as possible damages the bow sonar dome and possibly the first 2 hull plating, though the triangular shape would help strengthen this section of hull so damage to the cruiser is limited also the triangular shape is sloped to push objects down under the boat (usually it's water being pushed out of the way). So a few days to weeks in dry dock.

      If one starts to turn instead and still hits the submarine it now scrapes down the side of boat putting dents in the hull plating as it bounces along it. Now it's weeks to years in dry dock as they replace half the hull.

      The sub probably wouldn't get off so lucky.

      I expect commendations for the actions of the cruiser crew as the submarine was at periscope depth and therefore only a shadow (possibly) and the periscope above the water to detect it by and they took fast and appropriate action.

      Anyway 1) Why on earth didn't the sub crash dive when the sonar operator heard the noisy screws go full back? and 2) What the hell was the sub doing surfacing to periscope depth right ahead of another ship and that close to it?

    9. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't served in the Navy, but that sounds right. You give up the ability to turn by doing it, but you reduce the forces involved and reduce the portion of the ship that has to be locked down when you do hit.

      And presumably, the sailors can lock down those hatches before the actual impact. With a side swipe, I would imagine that would be quite a bit tougher to do and would possibly leave you listing to one side in a relatively unpredictable fashion.

    10. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So *you* are one of those people we see in movies, fleeing from the car (or toppling space ship) behind them, by running *in the same direction that the car is moving*??
      Because that is exactly the same logic.

      PROTIP: Accelerating backwards is THE guarantee, that the thing you will hit will stay in your collision course. Slower, yes. But avoidance is by definition made impossible.

      Also, if it does not turn on a dime, then *by definition* it also does not stop on a dime!

      PROTIP2: You can accelerate sideways and downwards *while* "breaking". That’s why they are also controllable in reverse.

      How about a physics and basic logic course for you?

      You're pretty much talking about a car avoiding something one car length away, on loose gravel. Turning will only make it worse.

    11. Re:Basic seamanship by Minderbinder106 · · Score: 1

      Not much of a sailor on the cruiser. According to TFA he saw the sub 100-200 yds ahead and ordered "all back". Should have been hard a port or starboard

      If he saw the sail of the sub 100-200 yds ahead then the submerged stern of the submarine was 40-140 yds ahead. There wasn't enough time to turn.

    12. Re:Basic seamanship by fnj · · Score: 1

      This might be a nitpick, but as you know, there are no brakes (even figurative) on a ship. There is (figuratively) only an engine with a throttle and an automatic transmission. The torque converter is the propeller in the water. To stop, you jam the thing into reverse; the torque converter saves the drive train from self destructing, and you sweat out the sloooow effect.

    13. Re:Basic seamanship by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2
      No...Titanic sank because, although the command to turn was actually given in good time, the wheel was turned the wrong way. The sad story has come out in recent years.

      There was no "All back" in those days. Props did not reverse. The Titanic had old technology triple expansion steam engines and could not manoeuvre quickly. The telegraph, I believe, had to go to stop and then full reverse when the command was acknowledged from the engine room.

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    14. Re:Basic seamanship by fnj · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually the turn was hard to port, and the command as given in modern times would have been "hard aport". The damage was on the starboard side.

      Confusion exists because in those days "starboard your helm" meant "turn the ship to port". Think of it as how you work a tiller. To turn to port, you push the tiller handle to starboard, which turns the tiller to port, which shoves the stern of the ship to starboard, which turns the ship to port ... in due course. The British were really big on historical convention.

      The actual command on Titanic by the accounts I have read was "hard astarboard", which is more than a bit mystifying until you realize it was a less time consuming way to order "starboard your helm HARD". This was all common usage in the British mechant marine at the time. It wasn't until 1932 that the Merchant Shipping Act of 1932, which brought British convention into line with the rest of the world. Since that time, no matter what service you are in, "hard aport" means "turn the wheel (and the ship) hard to port".

    15. Re:Basic seamanship by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      And you were qualified master helmsman in the US Navy when, exactly?

      Before they fired him. :-)

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    16. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway 1) Why on earth didn't the sub crash dive when the sonar operator heard the noisy screws go full back? and 2) What the hell was the sub doing surfacing to periscope depth right ahead of another ship and that close to it?

      A modern nuclear sub has no business surfacing... evar, [effectively]. Normal sub operations are thusly: 1) sub is launched 2) sub submerges 3) a couple years later, sub finally surfaces and makes port for supplies and crew rotation. (I am not a submariner, but I was offerred an appointment to the Naval Academy by a vice-president, and I have read the classified Tom Clancy best sellers.)

    17. Re:Basic seamanship by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      The claim that the wheelwas turned the wrong way, by the granddaughter of the second officer, is disputed by the great-granddaughter of the quartermaster (Robert Hichens) who supposedly panicked and misinterpreted the order. Hichens was in disrepute immediately after the disaster, branded a coward for refusing to return his lifeboat back to pick up survivors. He was no hero, public sentiment was against him, there was no reason for surviving officers to keep secret from the US and British inquiries any additional contribution he might have made to the accident.

      I also don't know where the "props did not reverse" comes from. Titanic's two outboard engines indeed could not reverse, but the main one could.

    18. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You contradict yourself. It did have reverse, you just have to go via neutral to get there.

    19. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He means the props were unable to reverse independently of the engine. A modern warship and many smaller commercial ships can adjust the angle of the blades to reverse thrust without first stopping the engine and restarting it in reverse hence "go to stop and then full reverse"

    20. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I expect commendations for the actions of the cruiser crew as the submarine was at periscope depth and therefore only a shadow (possibly) and the periscope above the water to detect it by and they took fast and appropriate action.

      Do large ships have automatic collision alarms like large commercial aircraft do? If not may be they should.

    21. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have it backwards. Titanic had 2 engines and three propellers (the third, centre propeller was powered by reusing steam from the 2 main engines). So the 2 outboard propellers could be reversed, but the centre propeller only functioned in the forward direction.

    22. Re:Basic seamanship by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Hint: a warship does not steer like an Indy race car.

      True, a ship can turn in either direction.

      I was qualified master helmsman in the USN a couple decades ago.

      Ah, but how can you make the comparison? Were you an indy car driver too?

      Seriously, there's such a huge size difference, with so many things that might scale in unlinear ways - and that's before even getting to the subject of solid vs liquid - that I'm going to say (unlike saphena (322272)) that I know one thing for sure. I know that I don't know.

      But one final thought: sometimes you hear a car described as handling like a boat. It's not generally a compliment.

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    23. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were practicing the Bow torpedo shot

    24. Re:Basic seamanship by baerm · · Score: 1

      Not much of a sailor on the cruiser. According to TFA he saw the sub 100-200 yds ahead and ordered "all back". Should have been hard a port or starboard

      The story didn't have a lot of detail. It said the sub rose to periscope depth. My guess (with of course no experience it handling big ships) was that if they could only see the periscope, they may not have been able to determine quickly the speed or direction of the sub. Turning could make a collision better or worse. Slowing down or stopping could avoid and at a minimim will lessen the damage of any collision. Someone mentioned earlier that some naval vessels can stop in 1.5 times their length. If this ship could stop anywhere near that quickly, It seems to me to be the safest quick decision. Order all back, then try to determine the subs direction, try to communicate with the sub, take next steps to avoid a collision, if possible.

    25. Re:Basic seamanship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The titanic most certainly *did* have a all back ... The technology of the time would have meant that transfer from flank to all back wouldn't have been as fast as it is nowdays ( back then you would have had to stopped and reversed the shaft, rather than simply shifting the blade pitch )

      ( all of this is AFAIK, due to me not being alive back then )

    26. Re:Basic seamanship by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
      You do not seem to understand the difference between a reversing prop, a gearbox, and a prop driven by a triple expansion steam engine.

      A reversing prop has variable pitch and can be put into reverse as fast as the strength of the gearing and the power of the reversing motor allows. An engine with a gearbox, like most modern small boat engines, is reversed by slowing the engine, reversing the gear, and speeding up again. But with an old steam design the entire engine must be reversed, and this does not happen quickly. The engine must be brought to a stop and the valve timing reversed, and each valve chest has its own set of reversing gear which must be securely interlocked. This is considerably the slowest of the three options, though not quite as bad as direct drive Diesels where the engine had to be actually restarted in reverse, rendering them rather useless for many naval purposes.

      There was no "All back" because the telegraph commands were "Stop" and "Full astern" (I have pictures of the telegraph). The spoken command in a small ship would be "Hard astern" and would require acknowledgement: "Hard Astern, aye aye Sir".

      You are wrong in your contention. Hitchens did not need to panic, merely forget in the heat of the moment the difference between steam and sail practice. And the surviving officers would hardly want to admit that they had failed to notice the wheel turning the wrong way or the change of course. The officer is responsible for ensuring the correct performance of commands. It was a monumental cock-up.

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  5. Better info on Navy Times by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Navy Times has better information. The collision occurred off Jacksonville, FL. The sub was surfacing to periscope depth when it was hit by the cruiser. The cruiser's bow sonar dome was damaged. No injuries.

    "A collision at sea can ruin your whole day". It's usually a career-ending event for a Naval officer. The captain of the USS Essex, which had a collision with a fleet oiler during a replenishment operation in May 2012, was removed from command. Even though the collision was apparently due to a steering malfunction, the captain is responsible.

    1. Re:Better info on Navy Times by SpzToid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah they busted Captain Waddle too, when his submarine destroyed a Japanese fishing vessel training high school students in the Pacific in 2001. Many were killed.

      It must suck when out there in the entire Pacific Ocean you're minding your own business on a boring fishing boat when all of a sudden a US submarine decides to demo an emergency surfacing maneuver to civilians on-board the sub. What are the odds?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehime_Maru_and_USS_Greeneville_collision#Findings_of_the_court

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    2. Re:Better info on Navy Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to let the actual idiot who did it keep his job. Because we have to make sure it happens again... *facepalm*

    3. Re:Better info on Navy Times by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      Way to let the actual idiot who did it keep his job. Because we have to make sure it happens again.

      On the internet all errors are committed by idiots, therefore only idiotic errors are possible, and a good test of idiocy is to determine if the subject has ever made a mistake. If so he's obviously an idiot.
      So far nobody has passed. It's a big club.

    4. Re:Better info on Navy Times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The collision occurred off Jacksonville, FL

      That explains the extra navy jets I heard yesterday. I live just a stones throw from Mayport, and you can tell when they're responding to something other than normal operations.

  6. Sounds like by TClevenger · · Score: 4, Funny

    They need a man with "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his dick.

    1. Re:Sounds like by Bronster · · Score: 2

      To the idiot who marked this troll: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116130/quotes?qt=qt0403799

    2. Re:Sounds like by Genda · · Score: 1

      And what, port and starboard on his balls?

      So if his lover(s) messes up, do they have to walk thr plank?

  7. To be fair by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    This isn't exactly unusual when you have subs and surface ships in close proximity. If I remember correctly, the Royal Navy lost at least a couple of subs which sank after colliding with a surface vessel during anti-submarine training; admittedly decades ago when they had far less expensive electronic gadgetry to tell them where the other guy was.

    1. Re:To be fair by FlyingGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There is no fair. The CO is given complete charge of a multi-billion dollar war machine and has absolute authority over its operation and crew, therefor he has absolute responsibility for everything that happens, his fault, your fault, my fault, nobodies fault he still burns.

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    2. Re:To be fair by paiute · · Score: 1

      There is no fair. The CO is given complete charge of a multi-billion dollar war machine and has absolute authority over its operation and crew, therefor he has absolute responsibility for everything that happens, his fault, your fault, my fault, nobodies fault he still burns.

      This is a system which will turn out commanders predisposed against taking risks. That may not be the type you want in a real shooting war. The Marines had this culture once - a "clean jacket", ie, no black marks in the career folder - was the only way to get promoted, so they realized they were getting an officer corps comprised of those who had always chosen the safe path.

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    3. Re:To be fair by FlyingGuy · · Score: 1

      I agree with your observation about the MC but a ship commander has a very few things that will get him instantly fired and this is one of those few. Other then that he is the closest thing to an absolute ruler left and those above him will do pretty much anything to preserve that.

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  8. According to an ECM Chief that I used to work... by Nutria · · Score: 1

    with, aircraft carriers are *stupendously* noisy. In fact, one time, as they were deploying out of San Diego, they barged right over a Soviet sub waiting for them. A chunk of one of the sub's propellers was stuck in the hull for the whole deployment.

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  9. Ouch! by lennier1 · · Score: 0

    Depending on the result of the investigation that's at least one CO's career that's down the drain.

  10. I'm Guessing that... by Dangerous_Minds · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...someone in the US Navy is in a world of ship.

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  11. Subs like to mess around by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A friend who was a coastie told a story about a sub messing with them:

    The guy watching the radar grabbed the first officer because he was confused. He was seeing an occasional weak reading from behind them, a real small return like a little boat or something, fairly close, but when he'd look there was nothing out there. It was daytime, plenty of visibility, all that. It was inconsistent, not always there. Nothing seemed to be wrong with the radar. The XO saw this too, so they grabbed my friend and had him continually monitor aft to see what was going on.

    The answer? A sub goofing around. It would raise up part of its sail, wait until it got hit with the radar (they have ESM antennas) and then dive. When it came back up again, my friend flashed Morse at it with a light and the sub then surfaced and came over to say hi.

    It wasn't an exercise or anything, just a sub screwing around. Was it against Navy regs? I dunno, probably, but the sub was doing it anyways and it wasn't like anyone got in trouble. Everyone had a laugh and the sub went on its way.

    1. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it isn't strictly allowed by regulations, I suppose that kind of playing around gives the crew real-world experience in how to stay just at the edge of radar detection, and how to tell if they actually are detected.

    2. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's hardly like they could actually "do" anything - I suspect a coast guard ship versus a submarine would involve in a sunk coast guard ship. It would make a good entry for the Darwin Awards, though!

    3. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when are submarines sailing ships?

    4. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect a coast guard ship versus a submarine would involve in a sunk coast guard ship.

      It might also involve in [sic] a sunk submarine.

      The US coastguard aren't something off Baywatch, they're more like a Navy-lite. They bagged plenty of U-boats in WW2.

    6. Re:Subs like to mess around by Genda · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had a friend who was an electrical engineer who worked on RF equipment at El Toro Marine air base in CA. This was in the early 80s. He was on a chopper, talking to the lead RF Engineer about jamming gear as they flew over the 405 over Costa Mesa. He did a little demo, he pointed the antenna at different cars and they were able to determine what stations these folks were listening to. Then they pick one guy out on the freeway, jammed his FM and started talking to him.

      This is GOD! I'm watching you in your blue Pontiac driving the 405. I'm talking to you, with your short brown hair, there in the 3rd lane, 4rth lane, 3rd lane... The guy started swerving all over the road. Then pulled off at the next exit parked the car and just stared all around.

      Twisted, but funny.

    7. Re:Subs like to mess around by f3rret · · Score: 1

      I suspect a coast guard ship versus a submarine would involve in a sunk coast guard ship.

      It might also involve in [sic] a sunk submarine.

      The US coastguard aren't something off Baywatch, they're more like a Navy-lite. They bagged plenty of U-boats in WW2.

      Kinda doubt they carry anti-submarine gear today, maybe during wartime but probably now now.

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    8. Re:Subs like to mess around by Seeteufel · · Score: 1

      Baywatch? OMG. David Hasselhoff hunts the German submarines.

    9. Re:Subs like to mess around by Gryle · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that some boats down in the Gulf of Mexico or in the Pacifici near San Diego would have some kind of submarine spotters, given that the drug runners use midget subs to sneak past surface ships.

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    10. Re:Subs like to mess around by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Maintaining operational efficiency on a sub in peacetime must be really quite difficult. And it would be excellent practice for action against the Iranian small-boat flotillas in the Persian Gulf.

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    11. Re:Subs like to mess around by f3rret · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that some boats down in the Gulf of Mexico or in the Pacifici near San Diego would have some kind of submarine spotters, given that the drug runners use midget subs to sneak past surface ships.

      Well "some kind of submarine spotters" is a little different from "depth charges" or whatever the modern equivalent is.

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    12. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit. At least when I was in the Navy 15 years ago on a sub. The sub NEVER goes anywhere near surface ships on purpose and will avoid them at all costs. Unlike what most people think, a submarine has no idea what ships are where and when. They are pretty much blind. Their only contact with the outside world is through interpretation with what passive sonar "sees" (which can vary widely) and what they see on the surface with sweeps when coming up to periscope depth. Every surface ship is the enemy and a threat, big or small, foreign or domestic. Coming over to say hi would not happen either. Maybe they were able to make positive identification of your friends ship visually and continued on with their navigation plan, sounds fishy but possible I guess? I was the bridge phone talker for maneuvering watches (when the sub is on the surface transiting). We NEVER talked to any ships at all, we simply followed the standard maritime "rules of the road" in the water and almost never broke radio silence, surface or submerged.

    13. Re:Subs like to mess around by Oxford_Comma_Lover · · Score: 1

      ... "depth charges" or whatever the modern equivalent is.

      It's depth charges.

      There are ASW torps and things too, of course. But I don't think you can drop them off the back of a ferry.

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    14. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He was seeing an occasional weak reading from behind them..."

      Behind isn't so bad. This sub apparently surfaced ahead of the ship. I can't think of any circumstance where that would be a good idea.

    15. Re:Subs like to mess around by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If they'd needed depth charges this wouldn't have happened.

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    16. Re:Subs like to mess around by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      I think the standard these days is the passive underwater sonars - the likes that were deployed on crucial choke points during cold war. Cant's seem to recall the name of the currently declassified system though :/

    17. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your friend is full of it. A sub cannot "play peekaboo" between radar sweeps. It's not a helicopter it's a 350 foot submerged vessel. A radar sweep is a matter of seconds. You cannot "broach" and dive that fast or anywhere close to that.

    18. Re:Subs like to mess around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Americans lost the ability to spell "conning tower". It's them "n"s that are tricky.

  12. Like two ships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like two ships that pass in the night, when worlds collide.

  13. not looking at this the right way by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    Does having a faster computer make you a better programmer?

    We can give the Navy better tools, but that's just going to push them to try more difficult maneuvers. In the end, we can't get rid of human error.

  14. Next Week On The Simpsons by martin-boundary · · Score: 3, Funny

    Homer: On the water, under the water. On the water, under the water. Hey, this pentagon operations coordinator gig isn't so difficult at all. On the water, under the water. On the water, on the water. D'Oh!

  15. It's my first day by mumblestheclown · · Score: 1

    quack,quack quack quack

    1. Re:It's my first day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Es me dio primero.

  16. Hot Dogging Sub Commander by tengu1sd · · Score: 5, Informative

    Generally, an incident like this will be traced to the submarine commander skipping the surfacing protocols spelled out in the exercise tasking. The submarine CO has everyone tracked, knows where everyone is and can torpedo at will. The reality is there are surfacing protocols, signals and course/speed specified to avoid collisions built into any ASW exercise. USS Leftwich collided with submarine in 1982 during exercises. The Leftwich CO and bridge watch were cleared and commended for rapid damage control reaction and rendering assistance. The submarine CO was selected to pursue other career options.

  17. The CO and the OD by FlyingGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

    just lost their jobs. For the CO ( commanding officer ) his career just ended. The JO ( Junior Officer ) that more then likely had the Deck and the Con ( In other words he was in charge of operating the sub at the moment and a single person is normally the Officer of the Deck and the Conning Officer generally referred to as the "OD" ) more then likely will get a punitive letter of reprimand ( A kiss of death) and here is why:

    Periscope Depth (PD) is ~ 65' feet of water over the Deck ( The top of the submarine you see ). When preparing to go to PD the sequence is: The Conning Officer gets a round ( a spoken list ) of contacts from the Sonar Supervisor on watch, eg: "Sonar, Con give me a round." and the list of all known contacts is told to the OD orally. In addition to there is a display repeater to show the OD what the sonar guys see on their displays.. Generally if the CO is awake the OD informs the CO that he believes all is clear to come up to PD from ~ 150'. At this point the sub is going slow enough to raise the #2 Periscope ( they have two ). So the OD raises the Scope and the takes a look around. He looks for shadows or hulls form in the vicinity. When he is satisfied he then gives the order to the Diving Officer ( Normally a Chief Petty Officer that is in charge of the Chief of the Watch, the Helmsman ad the Planesman), "Dive make your depth 65 feet." the Diving officer responds, "Make my depth 65 feet, aye sir." and he will then tell the Helmsman and Planesman to position the control surfaces to accomplish that.

    At this point the OD is just basically on the Scope spinning around looking for anything that will ruin his day and focusing most his attention to a 30 degree area in front of the sub and should be calling out to everyone in the control room, "No underwater hull shapes or forms, no shadows." When the Scope lens breaks the surface, he calls out, "Scope Clear, no close aboard contacts." This lets everyone in the Control Room chill out a little. Meantime he is still looking everywhere to make damn sure that they are not going to get run down."

    So a chunk of the officer corp is now fucked but my SWAG on this is that it will go a little deeper then that. My guess is that the Sonar Supervisor ( an enlisted guy ) will at minimum get his Watch Supervisor certification yanked ( possibly for good ) and quite possibly demoted since an Aegis Class Cruiser is VERY damned obvious to submarine sonar and the Fire Control guys should have had a continuous plot on the damn thing and the SONAR system should have had them locked on with Automatic Target Following.

    The Submarine Squadron Commander more then likely met the boat at the pier and relieved the CO on the spot as that is pretty much SOP for the Navy. The CO of a naval ship at sea is responsible for everything except when the Bow of the sub crosses over the sill of a dry dock ( at which point it shifts to the docking officer ) and when transiting the Panama Canal ( The Co takes orders from the Certified Canal Pilot as far as navigation and speed ) and even then he will still get singed of the shit goes wrong.

    And yes I was a Submarine Sonar Tech ( SSN-650 and SSN-692 ).

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    1. Re:The CO and the OD by __aaqvdr516 · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty in depth write up. I was about to give my recollection, but as a nuke I only got to push the boat (SSN-755 and SSN-719).

      I don't know what types of ships we did ops with, but every time we did anti-sub exercises (including with helicopters dipping sonar) we had to make additional noise to provide "help" so we could be found.

      If the ships were doing what I remember as "standard practice", they both knew the the corridor they were supposed to be operating in and they both knew what time they were supposed to be in each section. It seems to me that most of the blame would be with the sub crew, but I've never been on a periscope while surfacing. Perhaps if it was overcast, they might have had a difficult time in spotting a shadow, but that doesn't explain why they didn't have a sonar track on the other ship.*

      *I should say that it would likely be a passive sonar track(just listening), not active sonar (insert ping sound here from every movie you've ever seen) .

    2. Re:The CO and the OD by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I was about to give my recollection, but as a nuke I only got to push the boat

      You mean they had you put on the flippers, get out and push? Anyway, I'm jealous. Always wanted to see a sub from the inside (even outside wouldn't hurt, for that matter).

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    3. Re:The CO and the OD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a doco once about (conventional) submarine commanders in the UK having their final test before qualifying. It went like this; sub detects frigate on passive sonar; sub comes up to periscope depth and targets frigate; as soon as frigate spots the periscope the frigate turns towards the sub and closes at full speed (!). Putative commander has to get off two 'torpedoes' then crash dive the sub by flooding a forward tank, followed by noise of frigate thundering past overhead. Seemed pretty hairy to me, although the testing officer could override the others and order a crash dive if things were taking a bit too long. If the 'student' got flustered and couldn't do the mental calculations etc, he washed out and was never permitted on a sub again, apparently.

  18. Divert your course now! by deek · · Score: 5, Funny

    The article reminds me of that old US/Canadian joke that circulates every so often ...

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    This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. The Radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on Oct. 10, 1995.

    US Ship: Please divert your course 0.5 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

    CND reply: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

    US Ship: This is the Captain of a US Navy Ship. I say again, divert your course.

    CND reply: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course!

    US Ship: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS CORAL SEA, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!!

    CND reply: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

    1. Re:Divert your course now! by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      The article reminds me of that old US/Canadian joke that circulates every so often ...

      And that joke reminds me of an old English joke that is exactly the same except it has neither Americans or Canadians in it.

    2. Re:Divert your course now! by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not a "US/Canadian" joke. It's an oldy moldy that when I first saw it had a cruise ship in the buttmonkey role. It's only recently that ugly nationalism has changed the roles around. The next time I saw it, it appeared as British ship vs. Irish lighthouse. This was in a printed book, before the internet. Honestly, like all ugly jokes, it says more about the person telling it than it does anything else.

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    3. Re:Divert your course now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the original story was about a Roman galleon and the Lighthouse of Alexandria...

    4. Re:Divert your course now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Romans didn't have galleons. Perhaps you meant galley?

      Learn your ships, goddamn it!

    5. Re:Divert your course now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There was radio back then?

    6. Re:Divert your course now! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      Of course they had radio. Don't you know how old that Italian guy, Marconi was?

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    7. Re:Divert your course now! by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 2

      As Italian as marconi seems, it was discovered by Marco Polo while he was in China. Before that, bread was used to communicate between ships.

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    8. Re:Divert your course now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like rhetoric questions?

    9. Re:Divert your course now! by deek · · Score: 3, Informative

      I first encountered this joke around the mid 90's, and it was US/Canadian then. No recent ugly nationalism to blame here. It hasn't lost any humour value, so you can laugh if you want.

      Snopes even have an entry about it, and they do go into the history of the joke, which is quite interesting.
      http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp

  19. Chinese AEGIS System? by guttentag · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the AEGIS system had some Chinese made parts, which were actually bought from Russia, where the traditional equivalent of the AEGIS system is a Crazy Ivan. Perhaps the defective AEGIS directed the ship to make a sharp turn to clear the baffles... not realizing it was installed on a cruiser.

    On the other hand, maybe it just saw a whale and froze up, like a dog with a squirrel. "Ship... ship... ship... ship... WHALE!!!"

    1. Re:Chinese AEGIS System? by Nutria · · Score: 1

      Except that Aegis is for air/missile combat.

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  20. More commanders lost by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

    This is yet another career-ender for some unfortunate officer. These incidents aren't even called "relieved" any more, they're flat-out called "firings". They have skyrocketed in recent years, so much so that the Navy Times keeps a list, updating it frequently. It is a long list. A few of them are justified, such as "a loss of confidence in Parkerâ(TM)s ability to command" (incompetent) or "a survey found a poor command climate" (officer is such a prick above and beyond normal officer prickishness that it makes his subordinates do a bad job). A few are DWI or other arrests, which makes sense as you don't want someone with that lack of self-control in charge of nuclear weapons. A lot of these firings are what's called "zipper failure" or more formally "having an âoeunduly familiar relationshipâ with a female member of the crew." Hey, humans are humans, you put females on a ship and this is what will happen. Well, equal opportunity, right? Cmdr. Etta Jones was fired for among other things, taking a 9mm pistol out of a gun safe and pointing it hat her crew. It's a hard life being a Navy commander, all eyes are on you and you can be held accountable for everything, even if you didn't do it.

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  21. Cut this, cut that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They sure don't make sailors like they used to.

  22. To be fair they succeeded in their mission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The three ships were participating in an anti-submarine exercise"

    Seems to me that it was successful.

  23. Off topic, but ... by slimdave · · Score: 1

    "We have had circumstances where Navy vessels have collided at sea in the past, but they're fairly rare as to how often they do take place,"
    Yes, that would be the usual meaning of the word rare.

  24. Meanwhile, in Persia... by http · · Score: 2

    The Iranian Navy are pissing themselves laughing.

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    1. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From their bass boats?

    2. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In their bass boats.

    3. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by fnj · · Score: 1

      The Iranian Navy are pissing themselves laughing.

      Since they don't have any nuclear submarines or Aegis class cruisers.

    4. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " Ha ha ha! The Americans only have 12,000 times our firepower now! The life expectancy of our Navy in a war is now almost a whole day!"

    5. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by Swampash · · Score: 2

      IIRC the last time the US Navy performed a wargame exercise against a hypothetical Iranian force led by a guy who knew what he was doing, the US fleet was sent straight to the bottom in half a day, with the loss of 19 warships and 20,000 men.

      See "Millennium Challenge"

      http://rense.com/general64/fore.htm
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Challenge_2002

    6. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by bussdriver · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. I was not aware of this; but I suspected something similar as a result. High spending on contractors has been the real priority for a long time. I was surprised the F22 program managed to actually get cut back; it did make for a big political fight at the time.

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    7. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Yep, and they've changed their tactics to deal with that (and other) situations. This is why one does these sorts of exercises. To learn before it's too late.

      Contrary to popular opinion, there are a lot of intelligent people in the military (on all sides). Makes life interesting.

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    8. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      First they changed the rules to not look stupid (and managed to look very stupid). Any change of tactics is (hopefully) still classified.

    9. Re:Meanwhile, in Persia... by greg23s · · Score: 1

      The US Navy doesn't have Aegis class cruisers either. What they do have is Ticonderoga-class cruisers with the Aegis Combat System.

  25. Isn't jamming gear just a stronger transmitter? by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    So is jamming gear just the same as having a stronger transmitter than the other guy and blowing out their signal? Interfering with comms wouldn't require blowing out the signal level but just introducing enough noise to screw with it. And if they're using other modulation or spread-spectrum or multi-frequency transmissions, than a simple FM/AM transmitter wouldn't work so well. Would just plain old spark coils with a super-wide noise band be enough? (though I wouldn't think so since lightning doesn't screw with FM radio as much as it does with AM radio.) Sorry for the ramble, just some naive questions from someone who doesn't know all the buzzwords to search for on the wikipedia or other sites...

    1. Re:Isn't jamming gear just a stronger transmitter? by bmo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Jamming is basically having a bigger signal than the other guy in relation to the location of the receiver. It's deliberate interference, or what hams call QRM.

      Having a bigger signal than the other guy is how a sat relay got hijacked in the 80s to transmit a foul mouthed Max Headroom.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj1mUk04_ho

      They still haven't found him, in spite of the fact that only a few places had uplinks powerful enough to hijack a bird. It had to be commercial broadcast or military. My bet is military.

      Taking over someone's AM radio is trivial.

      Just transmit at any AM radio at 455KHz.

      It's the IF frequency. Any and all tuning gets converted to that frequency and then the signal is stripped of its carrier and amplified.

      For FM, the IF is 10.7Mhz. The antenna is smaller and easier to build. The same thing still applies. Overwhelm the IF and you can say anything to the listener no matter where he tunes.

      Back in the cold war, Voice of America would get jammed by Soviet bloc nations. VOA still gets jammed in N. Korea and other places. It's doubtful you'd be allowed a tunable shortwave reciever in N. Korea these days, though.

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    2. Re:Isn't jamming gear just a stronger transmitter? by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Having a bigger signal than the other guy is how a sat relay got hijacked in the 80s to transmit a foul mouthed Max Headroom.

      Just a minor nit: It was actually a microwave link that was hijacked, not a sat link. Cite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_iuZ0NCSpo&feature=related

    3. Re:Isn't jamming gear just a stronger transmitter? by Arker · · Score: 1

      Your video (at least the start, havent watched it all yet) is talking about the chicago incident, his was about the later Dr Who hijacking, so you could both be right.

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  26. Re: what are the odds by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    It seems like that sub-captain was hot-dogging it, just the pilots like to do at NAS-Miramar near San Diego. And if you look at the history of crashes, when you've got flat-hatting and hot-dogging, it's almost inevtiable that someone's going to get hurt and lose a job and lose a command, along with th e loss of lives, sadly.

  27. Two more questions for you re the CO and the OD by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1
    Excellent and interestingly high level of detail from you; many Thanks for that information. That's the cool kind of stuff I like reading here. What's your opinion on what happened out near Hawaii with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ehime_Maru_and_USS_Greeneville_collision ? Was the captain/OD hot-dogging (or would it be show-boating) in your opinion?

    .

    Second question regarding timing: how fast would the sequence you described usually occur? Is it all happening real fast like a movie sequence, or are these definite key-points or lock-points which must be verbally okayed and takes 5 or more minutes and anyone could shout out a veto or warning or so? Would the time scale be faster in case of a real emergency, or are people even more cautious when it's the real-deal instead of a controlled training exercise?

    1. Re:Two more questions for you re the CO and the OD by FlyingGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Greenville was pure stupidity. That was what was called a "Family Cruise". There is a maintenance requirement to do an emergency blow every now and again to make sure all the bits and parts work. It is also a hell of a fun ride. I did one of those and we had wives, kids and girlfriends on board. The procedure should have been surface transit out to one of the designated operating area's. Submerge, do some angles and dangles have lunch and let everyone mill about, hang out with the crew and then get ready to do the blow, do it and then surface transit back to port.

      The procedure should have been: Come up to PD, and have a good long look around and the course you intend to perform and make sure there was nothing withing quite a few miles. Then back down. Make an announcement then perform the operation. My guess is that they got distracted and failed to notice the fishing boat and the fuck up ensued.

      As to your other question. It happens quickly. From the moment the OD gives the order to come to PD it takes less then a minute. You don't want to fuck around. A submarine in the transition zone is VERY vulnerable since you are in the depth zone where deep draft tankers and container ships can just flat out cut you in half. You want to get the scope above the surface quickly so you can actually see what is out there.

      As to quick action to abort that operation.. Remember your basic motion equations and inertia. You get that much steel moving in a direction and it takes quite a bit of time to make it suddenly go in the opposite direction.

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    2. Re:Two more questions for you re the CO and the OD by green1 · · Score: 1

      Assuming the submarine had seen the cruiser through the periscope on the surface, at 200yards, what evasive options do they have? Is it reasonable to try to dive quickly to avoid the collision? Or is it pointless? The cruiser quickly reversed the props, but there isn't much info about what, if anything, the sub did. (or could/should have done)

  28. Undisclosed location? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it was the Gulf, we have just avoided the start of WW III (or is it IV, maybe V - I've lost count)

  29. Some mind person please mod up by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    I've already posted on this thread...ewanm89 knows his marine architecture and makes much more sense than some of the armchair admirals above.

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  30. Really?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's usually a career-ending event for a Naval officer.

    Couldn't the commander of the cruiser say, "I was really getting into the exercise and seeing the sub was too close for firing on it, I decided to ram?"

    No?

  31. Not very undisclosed any more... by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

    It apparently happened off the coast of Florida.

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  32. group sail? by sa1lnr · · Score: 1

    Sounds more like a group hug. :)

  33. Re:Billions, really? by fnj · · Score: 1

    Billions, really? Any idea just how much a billion is? [Citation needed]!

    Those involved were serving in the US Navy. In the US, billion is 10^9. The US uses the short scale, not the long scale. I think most people in the long scale using locales, where billion is 10^12, are pretty familiar with US usage.

  34. "Aegis" cruisers. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1, Informative

    It seems weird to me to call it an "Aegis"cruiser. Aegis is a combat system. If I recall, the Aegis is specifically a integrated system of radars, weapons, and computers.

    Broadly speaking, the surface ship involved (the USS San Jacinto) is a cruiser. More specifically, it's a Ticonderoga-class cruiser. ("Ticonderoga" is a "class ship". That is, there was an actual ship named USS Ticonderoga, and the San Jacinto has the same general design, so it's called a Ticonderoga-class ship.)

    Another class of U.S. ships which sometime (always?) are carry the Aegis system is the Arleigh Burke class of destroyers.

    1. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Look, it's mainstream US media, they got the general concept and the branch of the military correct. They're lucky they didn't confuse it with the Space Shuttle or Disneyland (both in Florida).

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    2. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems weird to me to call it an "Aegis"cruiser. Aegis is a combat system. If I recall, the Aegis is specifically a integrated system of radars, weapons, and computers.

      Broadly speaking, the surface ship involved (the USS San Jacinto) is a cruiser. More specifically, it's a Ticonderoga-class cruiser. ("Ticonderoga" is a "class ship". That is, there was an actual ship named USS Ticonderoga, and the San Jacinto has the same general design, so it's called a Ticonderoga-class ship.)

      Another class of U.S. ships which sometime (always?) are carry the Aegis system is the Arleigh Burke class of destroyers.

      This is like pondering why we call an infantryman with a machine gun a Machine Gunner when a machine gun is specifically just a weapon.
      I don't want to call you an idiot, but the first sentence of you Arleigh Burke link is:

      The Arleigh Burke class of guided missile destroyers (DDGs) is the United States Navy's first class of destroyer built around the Aegis Combat System and the SPY-1D multi-function phased array radar.

      ACS is not some little gadget they bolt on later.

      http://www.navy.mil/navydata/fact_display.asp?cid=4200&tid=800&ct=4

      Description
      Large combat vessel with multiple target response capability.

      So without Aegis, you'd just have the first part...

    3. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must work for the media then?

      (Disneyland is not in Florida)

    4. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's just a Mickey Mouse kind of comment.

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    5. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by crankyspice · · Score: 1

      Look, it's mainstream US media, they got the general concept and the branch of the military correct. They're lucky they didn't confuse it with the Space Shuttle or Disneyland (both in Florida).

      Anaheim moved to Florida?

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    6. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      I toured an Arleigh Burke class destroyer just last week (the USS Spruance, DDG 111) and the public literature refers to her as an Aegis system, so apparently the entirety of the ship is considered an Aegis system, not just the radars and such that define the term.

    7. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      That's weird, because in my experience people generally divide ships first by overall type (frigate, destroyer, etc.), and then within a type, the class (Arleigh Burke, Ticonderoga, etc.)

      Also, there have been three classes of U.S. ships (at least) to have Aegis: A-B, Ticonderoga, and I forget the 3rd. And then there are non-U.S. Navy's which have Aegis as well.

      So calling a ship an "Aegis" is really unconventional, because people do that in contexts where they'd usually be mentioning a ship's class or type.

    8. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      It wasn’t the primary descriptor (“Guided missile destroyer, Arleigh Burke class”) but it was used to refer to the ship as a whole.

    9. Re:"Aegis" cruisers. by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 1

      The issue might be explained in this excerpt from the Wikipedia entry on the Aegis combat system:

      Because the Aegis combat system is the key component of several cruiser and destroyer class vessels, the ships are often incorrectly referred to as "Aegis class cruisers" or "Aegis class destroyers". In reality, the radar system and the class of ship it is installed on are unrelated to each other.

      Sounds like whichever sailor (I assume) was giving the tour made that same mistake.

  35. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ship happens on subs sometimes.

  36. I'll say only one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn kids.

  37. How bout, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He did a little demo, he pointed the antenna at different cars and they were able to determine what stations these folks were listening to

    I'm having a hard time believing this one. How does one determine what frequency a remote passive receiver is tuned to?

    1. Re:How bout, no? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do a frequency sweep and observe when they start drifting out of lane fiddling with the radio?

    2. Re:How bout, no? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      My understanding is that passive receivers do leak noise. Isn't that how the TV detectors in the UK work? Not sure if the noise frequency is related to the signal frequency, but it doesn't seem too far fetched.

      Still, I guess you need a really sensitive and directional antenna and/or get pretty close.

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  38. Did I real correctly: Gruppen Saeil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh really...! How deep..? ..So HARD?! Sweet Mary!

  39. Re:According to an ECM Chief that I used to work.. by KZigurs · · Score: 1

    Oh, tell more?

  40. Re:According to an ECM Chief that I used to work.. by Nutria · · Score: 1

    That's all I can remember: we worked together 22 years ago.

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  41. Sub Trouble by GerryHattrick · · Score: 1

    Should have used the green paint trick. Just spread it on the water, when the periscope comes up, all green - so they keep rising. As the sub gets to 500 feet, you shoot it down with ack-ack.

  42. Aren't they *supposed* to be stealthy? by cheros · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, not being detected is a good thing for subs. OK, ramming something is going to get you noticed, but that nobody spotted the sub before it was to late ought to be good news for anyone planning stealth manoeuvres, no?

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    1. Re:Aren't they *supposed* to be stealthy? by green1 · · Score: 1

      And that's why it is the submarine that needs to be held responsible, not the cruiser. they need to be more careful so as not to surface in the way of a ship that will have no choice but to hit them.

    2. Re:Aren't they *supposed* to be stealthy? by cheros · · Score: 1

      Ah, but you never know - maybe this accident is embarrassing because they just invented the stealth ship and this cock-up has given it away.

      Given the choice between conspiracy and stupidity, why not have both? :)

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  43. Re:Billions, really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone who thinks a billion is 10^12 is an ignorant foreign fuckwad.

  44. If our submarines can't even... by JosephTX · · Score: 1

    If our submarines can't even see a ship next to them, how on earth will they EVER see the evil Taliban/Al Qaeda/Iranian/North Korean navy approaching US shores for a 2012 Red Dawn scenario?

    Quick! MORE MILITARY SPENDING!

  45. Re:Billions, really? by fnj · · Score: 1

    Anyone who thinks a billion is 10^12 is [mistaken]

    Actually the long scale makes more sense than the short scale.

    Long scale:
        thousand = 10^3
        million (mono-illion) = 10^6
        thousand million = 10^9
        billion (bi-illion) = 10^12
        thousand billion = 10^15
        trillion (tri-illion) = 10^18
    check - makes sense.

    Short scale:
        thousand = 10^6
        million (mono-illion) = 10^6
        billion (bi-illion) = 10^9
        trillion (tri-illion) = 10^12
    huh - come again?

  46. They were testing cloaking technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It works!

  47. Seems to me that... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    "The three ships were participating in an anti-submarine exercise"

    ... sort of indicates "mission accomplished". (Though I doubt that ramming an "enemy" sub is part of normal procedure.)

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  48. Crap Happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same thing happen to me serving on one of the Navy's Diesel electric subs (Pig Boat) back in the late 1960s. YUP.... it's a war game and has nothing to do with better or newer equipment being used.

  49. From the Geezer Diving Officer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was an officer on the USS Sirago (SS485), a diesel boat. In our NATO exercises and also working with TASKGRU ALPHA we would try to lay low (under the layer) and wait until the "Tom Cats" would pass over us (the lead DDGs or DLGs that coordinated the (then) F4s in and out for the Carrier) and then we'd try to slip UNDER the screen of destroyers and then come up to periscope depth between the circular destroyer screen and the primo-targets (usually a carrier and a couple of cruisers in the center of the formation). This is ALWAYS very dangerous and we always had to make our torpedo approaches and shots from periscope depth (simulated with a green flare). It's dangerous and the carrier almost ran over us, but we were given all kinds of commendations for (simulated) sinking her.
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