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Congressman Warns FTC: Leave Google Alone
concealment writes with this selection from Ars Technica: "A Democratic congressman who played a leading role in the fight against the Stop Online Piracy Act earlier this year has taken up a new cause: shielding Google from antitrust scrutiny. In a strongly worded letter to Federal Trade Commission chairman Jon Leibowitz, Rep. Jared Polis (D-CO) praised Google's contribution to the nation's economy. He warned Leibowitz that if the FTC does choose to initiate an antitrust case against Google, Congress might react by curtailing its regulatory authority."
My Good Friend Jared,
It would be a shame if your constituents found out about all this hentai porn you've downloaded from the Internet.
Perhaps you should send my friends at the FTC a letter explaining how their current views of Google are untenable.
*Strokes white cat*
Dearest Regards, Dr. Larry Page
It reminds me of the book Atlas Shrugged, in the beginning, where the railroads had to hire a "Washington Man" to protect themselves from the legislature. It also mentions that such people are a reluctant necessity and tend not to be particularly upstanding or trustworthy.
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binarylarry is a fag with a small penis. He also has some insecurity about his nerd score based off his comment below where he expresses dissatisfaction that he was rightfully modded as a troll. What a sad world he lives in.