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No Microbes In First Sample From Lake Vostok
ananyo writes "A first analysis of the ice that froze onto the drillbit used in last February's landmark drilling to a pristine Antarctic lake shows no native microbes came up with the lake water, according to Sergey Bulat of Petersburg Nuclear Physics Institute (Russia). The very uppermost layer of Lake Vostock appears to be 'lifeless' so far, says Bulat, but that doesn't mean the rest of it is. Bulat and his colleagues counted the microbes present in the ice sample and checked their genetic makeup to figure out the phylotypes. They counted fewer than 10 microbes/ml — about the same magnitude they would expect to find in the background in their clean room."
...will now buy the lake, for its water to serve as the main and sole ingredient in its "Cool Water" perfume.
Religous speak to God. Insane are spoken to by God. When all shut up, one can finally hear Shostakovich in peace
they should be piping this water out for the high end bottled water market
"No Microbes In First Sample From Lake Vostok" is of course then the ultimate marketing tool
$9.99 for a 32 oz frosted white glass bottle with images of a pristine Antarctic mountain range.
Hire me Coca Cola!
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Good point, we should just rush in to things like this assuming there's nothing that could go wrong. What could possibly go wrong with that plan!
Keep on knockin'
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So what exactly do they suspect these bacteria have been eating down there in the deep dark cold?
Don't know something? Look it up. Still don't know? Then ask.
We should probably take the opportunity to make Steamboy a reality now.
Did they not see The Thing? Who knows the dangers in the dark of that lake.
Did they find water on Antarctica?
I haven't thought of anything clever to put here, but then again most of you haven't either.
I for one welcome our continued dominance of Earth.
Kind thoughts do not change the world
So what's it like being a functioning retard?
The world's burning. Moped Jesus spotted on I50. Details at 11.
You could watch the original Fern Gully, but I also like the 2009 remake, "Avatar".
Seriously, line them up. They're both animated movies about a foreign environment, rich in resources valuable to humans. You've got a human male protagonist, who is originally a member of the first wave of humans planning to harvest the natural resources without concern for the natives. Through some external technical wizardry, protagonist changes size and ends up in the middle of the new environment, where he meets a beautiful native female. As the human initially navigates his way around the environment with his new size and point of view, predictably comedic results occur. Overconfidence quickly leads him in over his head into a near-fatal situation, where the native female uses her intimate knowledge of the environment to rescue him from his own ineptitude. The male is attracted to the female, who rejects him. Over time the human discovers the previously ignored beauty of the ecosystem and learns to respect the environment; which enables the female to grow attracted to him. The female is conflicted, though, and consults with her wise parent, an important elder of the natives. The human continues to learn the native ways, culminating with taming and flying on the native flying animals. The massive wave of normal sized humans then arrive in giant machines to harvest the resources. The movies climax when the protagonist fully changes sides and defends the environment from the encroaching humans, using his knowledge of the human systems and ways to organize the natives to defeat the invaders. The female finally acknowledges her love of the male.
Even the scenery is the same. Both movies have large trees that are important to the natives. Both feature loops of stone reminiscent of magnetic flux lines.
The only thing missing from Avatar is the Robin Williams character, Batty. The human sidekick in Avatar isn't nearly as humorous.
John
How long have you been waiting for someone to mention Fern Gully on Slashdot?
Wow that's highly original. No one has ever noticed that before, well other than all the people who ranted about it in 2009 of course.
... I'm sure there's bacteria down there now from the Drill Bit.... DOH!
Gravity!... It's not just a good idea... It's the Law!
Well fuck, somehow my post got mangled. Let's try this again.
Maybe you missed the part where Jake, the "hero" of Avatar only succeeds in getting everyone killed, and that it's Grace that's the real hero of the film. When she gets uploaded, she helps Eywa to understand the invaders and their tech, and rally its planetary resources to repel them like an immune system. Pandora is not the primitive place you think; it's built on an incredibly advanced bio-technology.
On of the major themes of Avatar that people often overlook is about how people often only see what they expect to see, and can't see what's actually there, right in front of them. It's lampshaded in the scene with Grace trying to tell Corporate Dickbag Dude about how Eywa is a planet-scale mind residing in a neural network in the trees, and all he can grasp is "stupid tree-hugging hippies hate me for making money!"
It's also aptly demonstrated by all the dorks on the internet who can't see the Navi, or Eywa, or the movie itself for what it is, and instead can only see Dances with Smurfs, because South Park told them so.
I thought it resembled John Carpenter's "The Thing".
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so something EVIL must be going on!
Yeah, I think the right question is: what lurks there under the sleeping waters of lake Vostok that ate EVEN the microbes?
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtag'n!
What, you didn't see the resemblance when you watched Avatar?
I think maybe Fern Gully just stuck with me more because it was one of the first movies I took my son to.
John
They'll find plenty of life in Vostok! Bwah-hahahahahahaha!
I didn't think the house band in Hell would play this badly.
Maybe you missed the part where Jake, the "hero" of Avatar only succeeds in getting everyone killed [...]
Jake didn't really seem to be imparting too much of his knowledge of Human weaponry to the Navi--or helping them plan strategy. The Navi ground attack was particularly ridiculous in my eyes--you guys are good at running around the trees, but everybody is going to attack from the ground? Who's bright idea was that?
There are two deleted scenes from the DVD which were interesting. In one, Tsu'tey is talking to Jake about how the humans have no honor because they use their machine guns and rockets from far away rather than getting up close and personal. Of course, Bill Maher got fired from ABC for saying something like that. So the idea that they might hide in the trees and snipe might not be honorable to them. There's another scene where Trudy is explaining to a bunch of Navi where the vulnerable points on the helicopter are (while various Navi are painting her helicopter). So, in theory, there was some communication. On the other hand, she was talking about how to disable the helicopter and the Navi seemed to be aiming for the pilots.
So it could possibly be inferred that Jake was more the inspirational spiritual leader and less the actual tactical leader.
Random aside, it's worth renting the extended DVD for the deleted scenes. There's a bit you see in the trailers where that "control center" gets attacked and you get to see how that actually worked out.
I think AC's statement was addressing how long winded your response was. While I do not disagree with your thesis, your argument was quite thorough for a simple comparison. This leads AC and myself to believe you've spent a LOT of time thinking about this. Carry on.
I might want to hire you to explain thing I've said.
You're probably very busy during the campaign season.
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Anyway, well said.
No brain, no pain.
You could watch the original Fern Gully, but I also like the 2009 remake, "Avatar".
I thought Avatar was a remake of "Dances with Wolves"
Why is it so hard to only have politicians for a few years, then have them go away?
I noticed this about a year ago when my kids were watching Fern Gully. They are almost exactly the same movie.
They come in the dark, only in the darkest.