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The Most Detailed Images of Uranus' Atmosphere Ever

New submitter monkeyhybrid writes "The Planetary Society's Emily Lakdawalla reports on the most detailed images of Uranus ever taken. The infrared sensitivity of the ground based Keck II telescope's NIRC2 instrument enabled astronomers to see below the high level methane based atmosphere that has hampered previous observations, and with unprecedented clarity. If you ever thought Uranus was a dull blue looking sphere then look again; you could easily mistake these images for being of Jupiter!"

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  1. Must... Resist... by Ashenkase · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forthcoming... Joke...

    1. Re:Must... Resist... by fsck1nhippies · · Score: 4, Funny

      The methane in the atmosphere is causing swassal warming!

    2. Re:Must... Resist... by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Hey doc... I can smell Uranus!"
      "Oh, I'm sorry Fry, scientists renamed Uranus years ago to rid the earth of that stupid joke once and for all. Now it's called Urectum!"

    3. Re:Must... Resist... by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Urectum? Dammed near killed him.

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  2. #insert "YourAnusJoke.h" by jmcbain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Preemptive "stop it, you immature clod."

    1. Re:#insert "YourAnusJoke.h" by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's quite clear you're used to inserting in YourAnus.h, but I believe you really meant to #include it.

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    2. Re:#insert "YourAnusJoke.h" by afaik_ianal · · Score: 2

      And for some reason, I has a strange compulsion to reply to this.

  3. Ha ha ha... by tnyquist83 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't lie, as soon as I saw the headline "Most detailed image of Uranus..." on my FB feed, I began chuckling to myself. I know, I'm a child.

    1. Re:Ha ha ha... by tnyquist83 · · Score: 2

      From what I hear, unless you add a "liked" page to an interest list, it won't show up in the main feed. Unless they pay to promote a post. I just happened to catch this one in that little side stalker feed that shows people's comments and likes as they happen. It's a result of FB's efforts to "clean up" the main news feed by only showing you the stuff you don't care about, but FB thinks you should see.

  4. fair warning. by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you click any links in the comments for this article, you deserve it.

    1. Re:fair warning. by Xacid · · Score: 2

      I took one for the team and looked. We're safe.

  5. Holy shit.. by wbr1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I love astronomy, but I literally read this on my phone whilst sitting on the toilet. I know the jokes are going to run rampant, so can we perhaps start an intelligent conversation about the utility and practicality of probing or mining the heavier elements below Uranus's hazy methane cloud? Oh wait...damn.

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  6. Re:So how really do they account for the swirling by wierd_w · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I am curious to know as well, since uranus has complex rotation. (It rotates on 2 axies; one roughly parallel to the solar ecliptic, and one perpendicular to it.) The coriolis effects would favor the first axis, but would still be influenced by the second.

    Other interesting things would be the impact of solar heating due to its unusual angle of primary rotation. I can imagine very strange liquid gas ocean currents on the surface. (If not liquid, at least supercritical) the actual rocky body core inside probably has some very unique features from the erosion of the highspeed, high pressure atmosphere.

    It really is a shame that we would have to make probes of pure unobtanium to exlore anything other than the atmospheres of the gas giants. I would love to see the remnants of the impact crater from the impact that knocked uranus into such an obscure rotation, or to see how such a dense and high velocity atmosphere erodes and reshapes the rocky body beneath.

  7. Voyager by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Too bad Voyager didn't have the right IR filters when it flew by. It only found a hazy globe with slight wispyness. I was disappointed with the Uranus pics from Voyager (although its moons were more photogenic).

    I was pleasantly surprised to see Neptune had visible features for Voyager.

    I truly expected it to be bland like Uranus, and one day I was walking past the newsstand after an intense college exam and spotted a big photo of a beautiful blue planet on the front page with wispy spots and storms. At first I thought it was a sci-fi movie ad.

    And then it suddenly hit me: Voyager! Neptune! Wow! A great de-stresser after an exam. It's a "geek moment" I'll never forget. It was so new and foreign and spooky and fscking beautiful!

    1. Re:Voyager by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      If Obama came out in favor of oxygen, Republicans would suffocate in protest.

      Then let him. And if we can only find a way to get rid of Democrats after, then the world will be perfect. Those two parties are responsible for all the bad legislation of the last century....

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  8. Name Change by wisnoskij · · Score: 4, Informative

    They really have to change that planet's name.

    Etymology:
    It was originally called "Georgium Sidus" after King George III, but since no one liked that name a bunch of unofficial alternatives were thought up. Uranus eventually won out and even became official in 1850. Uranus being the Latinized version of the Greek god of the sky, Ouranos. Bode argued that just as Saturn was the father of Jupiter, the new planet should be named after the father of Saturn. In 1789, Bode's Royal Academy colleague Martin Klaproth named his newly discovered element "uranium" in support of Bode's choice.

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  9. Showing my age... by snspdaarf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Those dirty rings. You've tried soaking, scrubbing, and you still end up with (singing) Ring Around Uranus!

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  10. Re:mod Up by Brad1138 · · Score: 2

    I strongly recommend not clicking on parent's link...

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  11. Re:So how really do they account for the swirling by techno-vampire · · Score: 2

    I am curious to know as well, since uranus has complex rotation. (It rotates on 2 axies; one roughly parallel to the solar ecliptic, and one perpendicular to it.)

    I think you're a little confused here because I haven't been able to find any source for what you write. Yes, there are times that one or the other poles points toward the Sun and times that the Sun is over the equator, but that doesn't have anything to do with Uranus rotating on two axes. It's just that it's lying on its side relative to its orbit so different parts of it point toward the Sun at various times.

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  12. Not really two rotation axes, just two components by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    (It rotates on 2 axies; one roughly parallel to the solar ecliptic, and one perpendicular to it.)

    For one, the rotation due to orbiting around the Sun is a little over 40,000 times slower. So the contributions of that to any Coriolis forces would also be about 40,000 times weaker than the rotation of the planet. Second, things like the Coriolis effect only really care about the total rotation of the frame you are talking about. So the angular velocities of the rotation of the planet and orbit would combine to have just a single angular velocity vector that results in a single Coriolis force. The break down into revolutions and orbits would be just two components of a single rotation.

  13. Re:So how really do they account for the swirling by mister_playboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would love to see the remnants of the impact crater from the impact that knocked uranus into such an obscure rotation

    Recent models of the solar system's evolution can't account for objects as massive and Uranus and Neptune forming so far from the Sun. The idea is the actually formed much closer and were pushed outward.

    The mechanism for this event is proposed to have been a 2:1 orbital resonance between Jupiter and Saturn. Jupiter moved inwards and the other large planets moved outwards, possible causing Uranus' odd axial tilt in the process. This model also proposed that Neptune was originally closer to the Sun than Uranus, but swapped places during the disruptive event. This model makes sense of why Neptune is more massive than Uranus.

    An direct impact event would have to have involved something very large to affect such a massive body (14.5 earth masses) so radically. That seems unlikely.

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