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How Do You Eat a Triceratops? Start By Ripping the Head Off
scibri writes "Once a Tyrannosaurus took down a Triceratops, how did it go about eating it? By looking at the bite marks on Triceratops fossils, a group of paleontologists have pieced together the steps, and created an illustrated guide. Step one? Pull off the head."
Sounds like an afternoon on bath salts.
... the "gummy bear" of dinosaurs.
Step four: feast on the delicacies beneath the frill.
I am so making a T-shirt with these pictures and captions.
Time to offend someone
The Oatmeal should have been all over this guide like...well, like a T-rex on a Triceratops.
Triceratops... It's what's for dinner!
White? Red? Or would you serve it with some fava beans and a fine chianti?
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No, more of a Jurassic Pinata.
Surrender is safest and easiest when the enemy is dead.
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Actually, when I eat gummi bears, I usually eat the legs first, then the arms, then head, leaving the torso for last. Yes, I like my gummi bears to suffer and probably need some professional help.
The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for it to be pitted against a slightly greater evil