Why Does a Voting Machine Need Calibration?
New submitter Shotgun writes "I heard on the radio that there were some issues with voting machines in Greensboro, NC (my hometown), and the story said the machines just needed "recalibration". Which made me ask, "WTF? Why does a machine for choosing between one of a few choices need 'calibration'?" This story seems to explain the issue."
I swear the next person that says shenanigans I'm gonna pistol whip!
Tic-Tac-Toe, Global Thermonuclear War, and relationships all have the same winning move.
WTF? Why does a machine for choosing between one of a few choices need 'calibration'?
Because Rich Daley is not on the Chicago ballot anymore for mayor.
For us carnivores, "Sucking the marrow out of life" isn't a transcendentalist philosophy but a practical instruction.
If anyone wants their tablet recalibrated, they can send it to me. In my experience, the 64 gigabyte ipad 4 4g model is particularly prone to miscalibration. Typing errors can be a sign that recalibration is neccessary.
For the average /.er, voting IS like "doing it". You get a chance every couple of years, but quite often skip it or mail it in anyhow.
How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.