Climbing 103 Floors On a 'Bionic' Leg
An anonymous reader writes "4 years ago I read about experimental targeted muscle reinnervation (TMR) surgery on Slashdot. 3 years ago I crashed my motorcycle and had my leg amputated — at which time I had TMR done. Today I climbed 103 floors of the Willis Tower in Chicago with a experimental prosthetic using TMR. Thanks, Slashdot."
It would have been cool if he'd actually climbed the building, but instead I find out he just walked up the stairs. Big fucking deal, I could walk up those stairs and with a bionic leg it would be even easier.
This guy should cut off his other leg so he can get two of those robot feet.
I presume you're thanking us for the insurance premiums that paid to rebuild you after you tried to take a bend on your Harley at more than 20mph.
If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.