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The Island of Lost Apple Products

concealment writes "most of Apple's products are so popular that it seems everything the company does is destined to succeed. But it doesn't take much digging to find a trail of failures and false starts. Even in recent years, there are examples of products that seemed great but never resonated with consumers, and some that seemed so destined for failure it's hard to imagine why any company would have brought them to market. Here are some examples of Apple veering a bit off course."

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  1. OpenDoc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Not entirely Apple's work, but primarily so. It was an exciting concept (at the time) and I was sorry to see it fall apart.

    1. Re:OpenDoc by Cinder6 · · Score: 2

      And most things listed seemed to be described with a voice of "Look at how awesome this could've been if those idiot consumers would've only realized it!".

      I see no evidence of that attitude. Here's a summary from the article's actual content:

      1. QuickTake Camera: Panned because it was so low res.
      2. Cards App: No fawning, just noting that it's an odd and unpopular service.
      3. FaceTime: Critical of Apple for not opening it like they said they would.
      4. iPod Hi-Fi: They say it's real nice, but way overpriced (and bulky).
      5. Texas Hold-Em: "Solid Poker App" that Apple stopped updating and removed.
      6. iPod Socks: Completely baffling.
      7. Bluetooth Headset: "sounded 'like a bowl of Rice Krispies sprinkled with crystal meth for your ear[...]"
      8. Ping: Could have been "amazing", but "half-baked" and limited to iTunes vs. the browser, and no Facebook
      9. Rokr: "Bad phone and even worse media player"

      Now, I don't think the article is particularly interesting. The summary does point out that not all of Apple's failures are recent, which is why this article focuses on new items; after all, everyone already knows about the Pippin. Is there an RDF going on? No, but maybe there's a meta-RDF--one that makes you think there's a Jobs RDF in place when there really isn't.

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  2. No Pippin by Arab · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Pippin should surely be on this list. Also some of those are still being sold by Apple today. If you are going to list Apple products that are crap and still in use how can you not list the Half Assed Game Centre?

  3. 2 Major Fails Missing by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why are the Apple III and the Apple Lisa not on the list? Granted, the Lisa was somewhat the predecessor of the Mac, but it itself was still a failure.

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    1. Re:2 Major Fails Missing by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      or newton.. or puck mouse. or a whole bunch of other real fails.

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    2. Re:2 Major Fails Missing by mrpacmanjel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why are the Apple III and the Apple Lisa not on the list? Granted, the Lisa was somewhat the predecessor of the Mac, but it itself was still a failure.

      Generally it's a shit article - there are more interesting products they could have featured (as mentioned in other posts).

    3. Re:2 Major Fails Missing by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Eat up Martha.

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  4. Innovation by tomalpha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This isn't a bad thing. Good companies (not just apple) take risks and try out new things. It only takes one in ten to be a good product, and one in twenty to be a great product to keep the company going. The trick is to make sure they're not *too* ludicrous before you launch them, and if they don't work out, make sure you realise this quickly and fail fast If you don't keep moving and innovate, some other bugger out there will and you'll get left behind. I'm looking at you Microsoft. [standard imnotafanbois disclaimer; believe what you will; ymmv]

    1. Re:Innovation by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Actually, Microsoft does this as well, and they do have their hits, like Kinekt, and their Metro interface. Granted, the tiles stuff isn't completely new, but they improved it to a point of usability, just like Apple has with the iPhone. Metro works well in certain cases, especially phones an tablets, so well in fact that the concept is gaining popularity in iOS apps as well.

      Now to "making sure the idea isn't too ludicrous". That's where making Metro the UI for Windows 8 comes in...

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  5. You have to take risks by second_coming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    if you want to come up with game changing designs/products.

    Apple have always been good at seeing how the market is moving and many times coming out with a product before the technology is good enough or the public were ready for it.

    Jobs was also prepared to take the kind of risks most big companies aren't.

  6. Mentions boring iPhone apps, but no apple newton? by csirac · · Score: 3, Informative

    I can't believe an entire platform of mobile computing was omitted from this, and yet ... texas holdem? Really? I demand a recount!

  7. Re:Actually ... by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I don't see any product which shouldn't belong to this island ...

    You're right, actually. Most of those products are reasonably good ideas, the main failing was blatant price-gouging. Most of them failed because the competition was already there. Apple relies on coming out with novel products at ridiculous but nonetheless irresistible prices as far ahead as possible from the competition. They have done it several times with spectacular success, but this is a weakness Apple has always had. They generally cannot make a product that is better and cheaper than the competition.

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  8. Re:Can we climb off the Apple knob-slobbery? PLEAS by Gaygirlie · · Score: 4, Funny

    metrosexual-wannabes"

    Hmm, considering that metrosexual men are people who use make-up to look better and non-metrosexual men are people who don't use make-up... what are metrosexual-wannabes? Men who kind-of and so-so apply face lotion, hoping to look good while not looking obviously metrosexual?

  9. G4 Cube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was expecting the G4 cube to be there.

    1. Re:G4 Cube by unkiereamus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey! I liked the cube.

      It had a feature that I've yet to see on another computer, that's how advanced it was.

      Surely I'm not the only one who wants to fry an egg for breakfast while checking my morning e-mail and feeds.

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  10. It would be more accurate to call it ... by MacTO · · Score: 2

    ... the island of lost accessories. Everything in this product was an accessory designed for core Apple products. A lot of those accessories aren't even notable, so why would Apple invest much in their success?

    You don't launch a multimillion dollar ad campaign over iPod socks or iPod/iPhone trinket apps after all.

  11. Re:Nooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On behalf of both of them, your apology is accepted.

  12. Hardly epic fails by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only major failures I see there are Ping and the Rokr.

    The rest seem like toes in the water that were probably worth a punt at the time.

    The QuickTake camera was one of the first "affordable" digital cameras on the market. What was important to Apple was that people used Macs for digital photography and the QuickTake helped them play a role in creating that market. By the time it was dropped, big names in photography were producing consumer digicams - it was probably sensible for Apple not to go head to head with names like Nikon, Olympus and Fuji, or even Sony (who already had a name in video).

    Bet you 50 Internets that the Poker app was withdrawn because they started getting negative publicity from the anti-gambling lobby. Meanwhile, i'm sure the news that iPod socks failed to set the world on fire will bring Apple's share price crashing (NB: they [i]were[/i] meant to protect iPods - TFA makes it sound like Apple was trying to break into the hosiery market!)

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    1. Re:Hardly epic fails by DingerX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's all backwards: they are all epic fails, except for the Rokr. The Rokr demonstrated that Apple could generate a ton of interest and press in the Cellphone space, that people wanted such a device, but that the existing operator/handset maker dynamic was so broken, it required a radical new approach. In effect, when Apple went to negotiate iPhone terms with the carriers, they could point to the ROKR, and say "we tried it your way".

      Best of all, Apple got Motorola to license the tech from them.

  13. Re:Mentions boring iPhone apps, but no apple newto by GordonBX · · Score: 2

    um. so did the apple camera - and he killed that too. what's the difference?

  14. It is normal by pubwvj · · Score: 2

    It is normal to have some failures on the way to success. That's what evolution is all about. Developing products is evolutionary. That's reality. For those who complain about failures it just makes me think they have never tried.

  15. Who gets to write these crappy article? by tekrat · · Score: 2

    I hope they are only being paid the standard blogger rate of $10. Because you get what you pay for.

    Dude;
    Apple III
    Mac II FX
    eWorld
    Newton
    ANYTHING under Spindler
    The Cube
    Taco's review of the iPod

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