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Hostess To Close; No More Twinkies

RenderSeven writes "In a press release issued today, baker Hostess Brands asked a bankruptcy court for permission to close all of its plants and sell off their assets, immediately laying off 18,500 workers. Citing high labor and rising health care costs, increasing competition and growing consumer awareness of healthy foods, Hostess says it can no longer operate without union concessions. A crippling strike has already shut down operations at all facilities, and while the Teamsters Union has ratified a new contract to keep Hostess in business, the Bakers Union has refused saying they would rather see the company closed than accept pension cuts. The Teamsters union is urging the bakers union to hold a secret ballot on whether to continue striking; citing its financial experts who had access to the company's books, the Teamsters say that Hostess' warning of liquidation is 'not an empty threat or a negotiating tactic' but a certain outcome if workers keep striking. If your late-night programming is fueled by Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Zingers, better stock up now." [Editor's note: A whole bunch of users submitted this news. I worry about our readership's cholesterol levels.]

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  1. Zombieland... by broginator · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tallahassee said to be inconsolable.

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    1. Re:Zombieland... by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      Poylsorbate 80

      America 0

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    2. Re:Zombieland... by dywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You couldnt even leave the twinkie post free of your BS????
      GIVE IT A REST DUDE!

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    3. Re:Zombieland... by masmullin · · Score: 4, Funny

      There will always be someone wrong on the internet.

      This is an incorrect statement.

    4. Re:Zombieland... by jackjumper · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But Hostess' CEO got a 300% raise, so it's all good, right?

    5. Re:Zombieland... by destinyland · · Score: 5, Informative

      Think aboout what "cuts to pensions" means. You work until you're too old to work, and then Mr. Twinkie Man tells you "We actually CAN'T pay you what we'd promised to." The money you have literally spent your whole life expecting...

      By the way, last time the same union agreed to a benefits cut, Hostess then welched on their word and went back into Chapter 11 hearings anyways...

      http://m.washingtonpost.com/national/on-leadership/why-didnt-hostess-workers-believe-the-threats/2012/11/16/0638138e-302f-11e2-a30e-5ca76eeec857_story.html

    6. Re:Zombieland... by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or a long series of unions taking a bigger and bigger piece of the pie till not enough was left to run the business on.

      Your point of view is directly contradicted by reality, as the average American wage has stayed mostly flat since the late 60s and union membership has never been lower.

      The claim that if unions went away today those laws would go away is totally wrong. That is what many people think. If unions would go away, companies would force their workers to work 20 hours a day 7 days a week for 30 hours of pay at a really low rate. Their pensions would go away. That is not going to happen. Unions keep on repeating this to get people to vote the union way.

      The economy has grown in leaps and bounds since [arbitrary date], the stock market is higher than ever, unions are weaker than ever,
      pensions are almost entirely nonexistent, and out of all that wealth... workers have been paid just enough to keep up with inflation.
      Oh yea, worker productivity has almost doubled over the same period of time and black lung is making a comeback in amongst coal miners.

      Something is rotten in the state of Denmark and it ain't the unions.

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  2. Run on Twinkies? by alphatel · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:Run on Twinkies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't Reddit. Slashdot users have no comradery or instinct to join together to achieve goals.

    2. Re:Run on Twinkies? by Synerg1y · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope the company will go to auction I believe and somebody more competent (hopefully) will buy it. I do feel bad for the termed employees though, hopefully something can be worked out. I think hostess confused the USA with S. Africa.

    3. Re:Run on Twinkies? by drkim · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or bail them out?

      We must bail them out.

      They are too tasty to fail.

    4. Re:Run on Twinkies? by swilly · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The first result in Google for camradery is http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/comradery. The first definition is camaraderie, so it looks like we have two valid spellings of the same word.

      It's also currently in the top 1% of lookups on the site, so the slashdot effect is still alive and well.

  3. WTF!?!?!? by TheCarp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Talk about unexpected events! I would expect the investment to be rolling in with the recent wins for pot legalization. I mean, isn't that the old joke? If pot were ever legalized, Hostess would clean up?

    What will the people of colorado do?

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    1. Re:WTF!?!?!? by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'll eat carrot sticks and like it!

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  4. GO UNIONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not.

    I wonder what these idiots were thinking.

    1. Re:GO UNIONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Probably that the people at the top were getting raises in the millions of dollars while the "idiots" were having pay cuts thrust on them?

    2. Re:GO UNIONS! by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While I'll agree that unions can be quite a thorn in the side of effective business (they once had a lot of benefit, these days though, they seem more of a lamprey), when the company says this...

      Citing high [...] increasing competition and growing consumer awareness of healthy foods [...]

      I have to question if they could have stayed in business anyway. If you can't figure out "Hm... people want healthy food, maybe I should make healthy food" or deal with competition in a mostly capitalistic environment, then you probably shouldn't be in business.

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    3. Re:GO UNIONS! by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wonder what these idiots were thinking.

      They were thinking they would rather work with a new company who has a product consumers want to buy instead of going down with a sinking ship that would bleed them dry on the way down.

      If hostess can't properly market and sell products then they should go bankrupt.

      I've seen this happen numerous times: a company starts doing poorly, they ask their employees to take cuts. The employees take cuts. The company keeps doing worse, the employees even sometimes start working for free "don't worry we'll turn this around soon." A few months later the company declares bankruptcy and everybody gets fired anyway and the company refuses back pay.

      Hostess could have sold to another company which wanted to buy them but they said no. As the article mentions, Pringles was doing poorly, it sold off and now it's incredibly successful because it got new management and marketing.

      I haven't eaten a hostess product in years. When I think hostess I think truck stop 10 year old Styrofoam. I can't remember the last time I saw someone eat a Hostess product. Cutting wages isn't going to help. The sooner its property and assets are sold off to someone who can either reinvigorate the brand or put its kitchens to better use the better imo.

    4. Re:GO UNIONS! by Fulminata · · Score: 4, Informative

      They were probably thinking about previous concessions they'd made only to see that money go to executive bonuses and attorney's fees instead of the capital improvements that the money was supposed to be spent on. http://www.vendingmarketwatch.com/news/10829363/bctgm-union-responds-to-hostess-facility-closings

      They were probably also thinking of the 300% pay raise that the CEO gave himself while preparing for bankruptcy, along with the lesser raises other executives got at the same time.

      I'm still not convinced this was a smart move on the part of the Union, but I can certainly understand what they were thinking!

    5. Re:GO UNIONS! by aicrules · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They could have stayed in business by cutting costs because their product wasn't as in demand. But just like our wonderful country's population, the bakers union would rather lose everything that take a cut.

    6. Re:GO UNIONS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They were thinking that they don't care if they kill a company, because making any concessions at all means that they're in a weaker bargaining position with any other companies.

      The lesson is clear: if you want to run a business, do it in a right-to-work state, or offshore. Hostess would probably be doing fine if they'd moved all production to Mexico ten years ago and trucked the product in.

    7. Re:GO UNIONS! by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the entire executive board of Ford Motor Co. forfeited all of their salaries and bonuses and stock options for 1 year, they could raise every single Ford employee's salary by 18 cents per year (which is to say zero, because nobody would get a 1/3 penny per paycheck salary boost). I wonder how that works for Hostess with 18,500 workers... $3.5-$4 million seems to be roughly the previous (high-dollar) CEO's total compensation but it was lowered for the new guy in March 2012 ... so if the CEO took zero compensation, he could pay everyone $216.21 more per year, or $8.31 per pay check, 10.3 cents more per hour.

      I have a high deductible healthcare plan that costs me $12 per paycheck twice a month ($24/mo), the cheapest option, and my employer pays the other 75% so per paycheck my health insurance costs $48. The Hostess CEO's salary couldn't pay for my health insurance. If the entire executive board cut all compensation, they might be able to pay for that kind of healthcare. Do note that I'm fiscally responsible--I keep about 50%-80% of my after-taxes salary after my mandatory expenses--so the risk of $1500 deductibles is not a problem for me and there's a $3500 per year limit including deductibles on my plan... it's a good plan if you're only concerned with potential catastrophic events like broken legs, major surgery, etc. and you don't mind paying full price for all prescriptions, doctor's visits, treatments that cost under $1500, etc,

      It's a weak plan if you're a family with maintenance drugs, because you'll wind up paying full costs for everything with a limit of $7000 per annum, which means instead of paying $40 for something like a 2 month's supply of Synthroid you wind up paying $120 per month. $240/year turns into $1480/year. Have a kid and a spouse and you're probably talking about $1000-$2000/year turning into $6000-$7000; though as your healthcare costs start maximizing with nickle-and-dime (i.e. cheap doctor's visits), it starts becoming a minor hit: the deductibles on a normal healthcare plan pile up indefinitely, you wind up spending $6500 on a good healthcare plan (including your insurance premium) and $6800 on a crap catastrophic plan.

      Note that the out-of-pocket maximum (you hit this and you pay $0 for the rest of the year) doesn't include deductibles in a normal plan, but for a high-deductible plan it does include deductibles--your total expenses can exceed your insurance premium plus your out-of-pocket maximum with a regular plan, but cannot exceed those figures with a high-deductible plan. You can also use a health savings account to pay all your healthcare expenses from pre-tax dollars, without taking the risk of a flexible spending account (remaining balance at the end of each year is forfeited in an FSA, but not in an HSA).

      Not a bad plan for me because I'm not bad at managing my money. Even when I dip (I do, right now I'm buying a house and I'm paying off debt, so I'm going to max out my credit cards for maximum capitalization and then buy the house and use remaining money and future salary to pay off the credit card debt), I can get personal loans to the tune of $1500 to afford my medical expenses and I am fully capable of paying down the maximum $3500 within 1 year. Poorer families and those with less fiscal prowess would be better with a solid healthcare plan that minimizes risk at additional, but leveled (I.e. not suddenly $1500 at once, but rather $100 more a month), cost. These are more expensive.

      But yeah think about it. The executives can put a couple more dollars in your pocket every month by giving up 100% of their lavish salaries and bonuses. They sure as hell can't fund your pension that way. Why do people always demand the executives take salary cuts so they can make everything better? Like if these oil companies with multi-hundred-billion-dollars profit and executives making $500M in bonuses a year stopped paying their executives, they could magically solve all the world's problems? They'd have 0.001% as much mo

    8. Re:GO UNIONS! by falcon5768 · · Score: 5, Informative

      They could have stayed in business by cutting costs because their product wasn't as in demand. But just like our wonderful country's population, the bakers union would rather lose everything that take a cut.

      hey if the unions have to take a cut, the management should too, but the truth there was they were getting a 80% RAISE. If we want to be 100% honest here, we should drop the anti-union rhetoric because the truth is they had nothing to do with it. Hostess is owned by a group of venture capitalist firms who put their own people in charge of the company and completely tore it up from the inside out. They eliminated their distribution network, and increased profits by dismantling production to the point that it was impossible to go forward, then used the Unions as a scape goat as they go to scrap the whole company. The Unions had nothing to do with what happened as much of this was done before their contract even went up, including the scrapping of 9 of the factories. Anyone saying the Unions did this is buying the PR line and not looking at FCC filings for the last 3 chapter 11s they issued. I mean they had 7 CEOs in TEN YEARS from Christs sake.

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    9. Re:GO UNIONS! by jjohnson · · Score: 4, Informative

      They were going to be out of a job anyway, so accepting further cuts would just trap them further in wage slavery; then when the axe did fall, their hourly rate would be even lower for when they applied for unemployment. Hostess has been in bankruptcy twice in the last couple years.

      Hostess followed the Bain model: private investors load it with debt, taking that money out in fees to themselves; force workers to make crippling concessions so they can take more fees out; liquidate the company to suck the corpse dry.

      The Baker's Union decided not to cooperate in their own rape. The surprise here is that the Teamsters rolled over and said "you'll like it better if you can't hear me whimpering because I'm facing away from you."

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    10. Re:GO UNIONS! by danpbrowning · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm still not convinced this was a smart move on the part of the Union, but I can certainly understand what they were thinking!

      Management and their crony lawyers could have given up their entire salary and worked pro-bono all year, and it *still* wouldn't have been enough to bring the company out of the red. Employee salaries and pensions, however, are probably at *least* a billion dollars per year (if it's only a third of revenue, which I would guess is on the low end). So making cuts to salaries/pensions would actually do something.

      Your article doesn't have total amounts, but let's be generous and say that management gave themselves and their crony lawyers an extra $10 million per year. Sure, it's an insult and a slap in the face, but it's not enough to really impact the bottom line significantly.

      If $10 million in management excess is the reason the union employees voted the way they did, then they cut off their nose to spite their face.

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    11. Re:GO UNIONS! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How does the story about the Golden Goose go again?

      you mean the one where the bosses get the gold and you get goosed?

      that one?

      many of us know THAT one pretty well.

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    12. Re:GO UNIONS! by amicusNYCL · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have to question if they could have stayed in business anyway. If you can't figure out "Hm... people want healthy food, maybe I should make healthy food" or deal with competition in a mostly capitalistic environment, then you probably shouldn't be in business.

      If they were less profitable than in the past then there would have been changes they could have made, like laying off a percent of their workforce or closing several factories or bakeries. It sounds like the unions didn't want them to do that, though. So they went back and proposed an 8% wage cut for the workers that would gradually scale back up, and the bakers union went on strike. So now they don't get anything. The people running the business will turn out fine though, they will sell the various brands to someone else and give themselves a nice going-away present, while the unions probably won't get anything (which I'm actually fine with).

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    13. Re:GO UNIONS! by jjohnson · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're just totally wrong on the facts.

      All the unions had already made significant concessions in the two prior bankruptcies. No one was asking for more. They'd all taken wage, pension and benefit cuts repeatedly, and management couldn't do anything except give themselves raises.

      If you were in that union, you'd have already had two haircuts and been asked for a third. How many times would you let the company bend you over before you said "enough?"

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    14. Re:GO UNIONS! by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The CEO, Greg Rayburn, cut his and the three other top executives salary cut to $1 this year. How much more of a concession do you want?

      As for the private equity firm, Ripplewood Holdings is going to lose most, if not all of the $170 million investment it made in Hostess.

    15. Re:GO UNIONS! by tatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you done the math? Hostess employs 18K people. Assuming they earn minimum wage, which varies between states so lets just assume its $8 hr, thats $148,000 an hour for salary. Or about $1.1 million per day on salary. Even if all of the executives are pulling $100M a year total, cutting the CEO salary to total of $1M total, would only pay the salaries of everyone else for about 3 months. At the end of it all, the total executive salary is a small portion of a multi-billion dollar company. There is a lot more problems than just a few executives making big bucks. I know it doesn't seem fair that one person makes millions and another doesn't. That doesn't mean that's the problem. It was the bakers union that went on strike. Even the other unions involved were upset with the bakers union for their strike for fear it would cause the company to collapse. So its not like this is just management vs union battle. This was one union making a decision that effected the entire company. This was one union ignoring a lot of other facts about the business.

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    16. Re:GO UNIONS! by drkim · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...liquidate the company to suck the corpse dry.

      ...The Baker's Union decided not to cooperate in their own rape. The surprise here is that the Teamsters rolled over and said "you'll like it better if you can't hear me whimpering because I'm facing away from you."

      Not a comment on the accuracy or viewpoint of your post, but instead of 'corpse' and 'rape' analogies; wouldn't it be more appropriate to say, "...sucked the creamy cash filling out of the company..." or "...stuffed the unwilling Teamsters with dark chocolaty pudding..."

    17. Re:GO UNIONS! by royallthefourth · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's much more than just "a cut"

      The contract Hostess wants to impose on BCTGM workers includes:

              -- An immediate 8 percent wage cut.

              -- Shifting 20 percent more of health care costs onto the workers (for some workers, this would mean an increased cost of $240 a month for medical insurance).

              -- Eliminating retiree Medigap insurance, which covers gaps in Medicare.

              -- Eliminating Pension Supplement to pay health and funeral costs.

              -- Closing an undisclosed 10 to 12 plants.

              -- Eliminating the eight-hour day, which would mean no time-and-a-half pay after eight hours per day.

      In addition, the company illegally froze pension contributions mandated under the contract for all of 2012, in violation of federal law. This is still being contested before the National Labor Relations Board.

      http://socialistworker.org/2012/11/15/hostess-workers-draw-a-line

    18. Re:GO UNIONS! by Art+Challenor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      so if the CEO took zero compensation, he could pay everyone $216.21 more per year, or $8.31 per pay check, 10.3 cents more per hour.

      I haven't run your numbers, but even if you're correct, assuming that the workers are just making it on current pay checks (probably not) then $216 per year means that the kids can have a Christmas, or you can go to the movies once in a while, or eat pizza or something "luxurious".

      If Hostess was being run as a viable business, instead of being bleed dry by the current owners, there would be money to pay the employees reasonably. It's not the unions, it's the leeches.

      You have the same whining going on at Papa John's where the CEO John Schnatter claims that to "Obamacare" forcing him actually to treat his employees reasonably and provide health insurance will cost $5 to $8 million for insuring more workers would mean 10 to 14 cents a pizza. Assuming that's true, then Schnatter's $2.7 million compensation package personally accounts for about 5 cents per pizza.

      It's not really an issue of money, it's a matter of control. The bosses piss on the workers and that's "free market". The workers organize to try and get some respect and a living wage, that a slave revolt.

    19. Re:GO UNIONS! by tatman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree. Destroying a company never benefits executives. Their compensation package includes rewards for improving a companyAnd that happens through many different facets of company's business. If your business can't be successful selling 100M twinkies a year because they are not selling, then you have to cut the quantities of twinkies made to what will be purchased by customers. If the company makes worthless crap then the company will not be in business.

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    20. Re:GO UNIONS! by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still, the exiting CEO Brian Driscoll taking $1.5 million on his way out, just last March, is kind of a slap in the face when he lead the company to the verge of bankruptcy. Also, executives got raises up to 80% in 2011. What's not fair is that management got raises while simultaneously doing a very poor job, axeing jobs, demanding wage cuts, and screwing over pensioners.

      The union striked, the company folded. That sucks. But the real failure here is with management. All this didn't happen over night. They've been headed here for a long time. And with...what... SEVEN CEO's in the last decade? Do you really think anyone has been steering the boat?

      Hey, sometimes companies fail. But when that line on the chart starts to encroach on the bottom line it shouldn't be just the workers that take the brunt of the hardship to keep it all afloat. Of course, when you ask a professional like a CEO to take a pay cut, they simply leave (with a bonus) and you have to hire another one. And so you have a death spiral as a procession of CEO fuck shit up. Heaven forbid we get a blue collar guy leading the company.

      Hostess also had the problem that they were a declining company that still had the burden of a larger company's pension plan. There's no good solution to that. The pension system doesn't work so well when the size of the company grows and shrinks.

    21. Re:GO UNIONS! by berashith · · Score: 3, Informative

      they already declared bankruptcy. They had a judge give them permission under chapter 11 to impose changes to the contracts. Some of the laborers thought that this was a bluff, where the management was actually in good faith when they said they couldnt afford to live through a strike.

    22. Re:GO UNIONS! by johnlcallaway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really?? So it's OK for the unions to have a contract, but not the CEO??? The unions have their negotiating team, and so does the CEO. Both negotiate to get the best deal they can, based on (perceived) market conditions for their skills. I'm sure if you walked up to your next employer, said you wanted a million bucks a year in salary, and they agreed ... you'd take it too! But you can't because there are thousands, maybe tens of thousands, of people out there with similar skill sets that will do it for less.

      Chastising the CEO for having a contract that is overpriced while support a union contract that is overpriced is a bit hypocritical.

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    23. Re:GO UNIONS! by Samalie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What it comes down to, is you're both right.

      Executive pay has gone fucking apeshit in comparison to worker pay. Its fucking pathetic. BUT...executive pay is NOT really a reason why companies fail. In the overall scheme of things, it amounts to dick/year in expenses.

      BUT - if management was expecting everyone to eat a 20% pay cut, they should eat the same dick too.

      That said, Hostess is a clusterfuck of a company. Their sales are shit, AND they were pillaged by a pair of VC firms to the tune of somewhere around $700 Million. That asspile of debt IS a contributing factor, although bluntly nobody is really buying that processed shit anymore either.

      The union...well, their blame is they ended up with 0% of their original pay instead of 80% of it. I can't say I blame the staff for not wanting to take a pay cut, but I'd also rather have a job.

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    24. Re:GO UNIONS! by SecurityTheatre · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It may not benefit them, but they STILL MAKE 7-figure salaries, even when they perform dismally poorly.

      So if one regards millions of dollars as sufficient, it really doesn't matter WHAT they do. They could (if they wanted to) simply use their job to carry out a bunch of personal vendettas, or political aims (like utterly destroying a local union). Especially if they don't feel like there is much of a chance to meet a specific performance bonus target, due to long-term structural or economic problems, there seems little incentive for them not to just shrug and move on.

      Now this CEO has a reputation as a Union-buster and is likely to be hired again by a company seeking to prevent unions from having control, even if he did nothing his entire tenure but thumb his nose at the unions. Unions at companies he runs in the future will be forced to respect him because he's clearly willing to sack the whole company, close hundreds of facilities and put entire towns into recession to prove a point about corporate economics.

      meh... CEOs are totally treated fairly... heh

    25. Re:GO UNIONS! by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Destroying a company never benefits executives.

      How does shit like this get modded up? Does no one remember SCO? Does "private equity" mean nothing to you? There are plenty of ways that executives can profit by pillaging the companies they are supposed to manage.

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    26. Re:GO UNIONS! by ClioCJS · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Executives don't NEED constant benefit. Once you're rich, getting more rich or not getting any more rich doesn't really matter.

      I realize folks are in a panic over losing Twinkies and Wonder Bread, but just take in for a moment the following tidbit of information: Hostess Executives provided themselves 70% raises last year. Today they announce they're closing the company because their rank-and-file workers refused to take an 8% pay cut. Consider who will be hurt by closing the company. (Hint: it won't be the executives.)

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  5. Post-apocalypse... by dywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Twinkies are already pretty valuable in the post apocalyptic world.
    Now they're rare too? Who needs gold when you got a twinkie warehouse!

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    1. Re:Post-apocalypse... by VortexCortex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Twinkies are already pretty valuable in the post apocalyptic world. Now they're rare too? Who needs gold when you got a twinkie warehouse!

      That was my first thought too. I wonder if they'll sell off the twinkie MFG recipe / process. Be great if they would open source it. As a DIY guy, I've made my own twinkies, but they wouldn't last for 50+ years...

      I've found an alternative by accident: I "lost" a half eaten loaf of bread behind the stove. I recovered it a year later. While most breads will mold once exposed to air (or even without being exposed), HEB's store-brand bread did not mold. Not Even Mold will eat this stuff! I know what I'm making my Zombie Slaying Helmet out of...

  6. And... by nimbius · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bimbo Bakery, a 10 billion dollar Mexican multinational conglomerate baking company, is looking to purchase them (for the second time.) in fact, Bimbo could have easily purchased the entire thing while hostess was on the ropes, as hostess is only worth 2.7 billion in revenue, but hostess (headquartered in texas) declined to do so.

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    1. Re:And... by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Funny

      They also make Airheads candy and Sleeping-With-The-Boss sodas.

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    2. Re:And... by guttentag · · Score: 3, Interesting
      To put things in perspective... Bimbo is the world's largest baking company you've probably never heard of, but probably buy products from. They've been buying up established regional brands for years. Arnold, Boboli, Entenmann's, Orowheat, Sara Lee, Thomas (the English muffin brand), Wonder and a lot of others.

      They have a lot of bakery outlet shops,where you can buy these brands of baked goods for next to nothing about a week before their expiration date. When I first became aware of them I was a little surprised by the name ("Really? Someone in marketing thought this was a good name for a company that makes bread and cookies?"), but it turns out the word does not have the offensive connotation in Spanish that it does in English. from Wikipedia:

      The name "Bimbo" has no specific meaning in Spanish; thus, the name has not caused significant uproar as it would in the United States, where the word "bimbo" has a negative connotation. The official theory believes that the name Bimbo, coined in 1945 when the company was rebranded from its previous name, Super Pan S.A., is the mixing of the words "bingo" and "Bambi".[4] In addition, the innocent, childlike name went well with the brand image they wanted to build.

  7. Re:Right... by MNNorske · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually if you read some of the comments from the CEO. He admitted at townhalls with the employees that there was plenty of blame for the company's current circumstances to go all around (including management and the unions.) He was brought in during the bankruptcy to restructure the company and get it back on its feet. It was hemorrhaging money and he laid the case out for everyone. Surprisingly the Teamsters actually agreed to the pay cuts because they understood they'd be without jobs entirely otherwise. The bakers refused to acknowledge that the company was in such dire straights. They seemed to think management was bluffing, well in this case management wasn't.

    That being said, I've been on the receiving end of a pay cut before and it sucks. But, it was better for me at that time to have a pay cut and search for another job than to have gone entirely without a paycheck. As much as it would've hurt financially the bakers should've seen reason. 90% of a paycheck is definitely better than no paycheck.

  8. Good riddens by Scowler · · Score: 3, Funny

    While I have some nostalgia over Twinkies, the fact remains the stuff is utter garbage.

    Honestly, this stuff makes other junk food like Cheetos and Pop Tarts look healthy in comparison.

  9. And nothing was lost by guises · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know this is being framed as a unions / management story, and that's fine and at least partly true, but really: Hostess is losing money because their products are horribly unhealthy and people are wising up about it. People wonder why Americans are fat, and the reason is always because companies like Hostess haven't gone out of business sooner.

    When people learn about junk like healthy eating, companies like Hostess need to either reform or get replaced. And that's fine. There's nothing wrong with a company being replaced.

    I want to be clear that I don't dislike Hostess, but it appears that they have served their purpose.

  10. Re:And nothing of value was lost by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Informative

    it wasn't Hostess management that did this. it was the Baker's Union. Hostess was in the midst of a managed reorganization to try and save it. Even the Teamsters union was going along with Hostess because they could see that it was this or no more jobs.

    The Baker's Union (and possibly you as well) is living in a Marxist fantasy land where behind every "evil proletariat oppressing capitalist" is an endless pile of money that he just won't share. Back in reality the money was gone and it was this, or liquidation. The Baker's union chose liquidation. Not just for themselves (about 5000 people) but for the OTHER 18000 employees (including Management) too! Don't blame management for something they didn't cause.

    Hostess will now be entering a court-ordered liquidation, and the brand rights will (if fate has a sense of humor) be sold to a non-union company in a right-to-work state. As it should be.

    --
    Official Heretic from the "Church of Global Warming". Proven right thanks to whistle blowers. AGW = Flat Earth Theory
  11. Victory! by ddt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hostess has been a major arms dealer in the war against diabetes in the US. It's great to see them finally fail.

    Next up: McDonalds? Dare we dream?

    The US gov't should be heavily taxing food this unhealthy or subsidizing food that is healthy. Neither of these is happening, and it's fucking ridiculous.

    1. Re:Victory! by thrillseeker · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Dare we dream?

      People in America once dreamed of the liberty to do as they damn well pleased.

  12. Re:When Hostess closes.. by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Informative

    It didn't matter either way petteyg. The pensions were dead anyway. They were utterly unaffordable and had already hit the cutting room floor. At this point it was either "save your job and get a 401k" or "lose your job and get jack squat". The Baker's unions chose jack squat for themselves and the other 18000 employees and management at Hostess.

    As an example of how bad it was there, the Teamsters Union, probably one of the strongest Unions in the US took the deal Hostess offered them, which was the same as they offered the Bakers union.

    The bakers union refused to face reality, and 5000 people in a union sunk a multi-billion dollar company and put 18000 other people out of work.

    Who's the effing dimwit now?

    --
    Official Heretic from the "Church of Global Warming". Proven right thanks to whistle blowers. AGW = Flat Earth Theory
  13. Re:Union logic? by timeOday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I disagree. Sometimes it really is better to draw a line, say "no," and move on towards something better. If workers continue caving to never-ending demands for lower wages and benefits, then there is no floor. If a company can't make enough money to keep producing what it sells, then it should go out of business. It happens. People haven't stopped needing to eat food and the jobs lost here will be recouped producing some other food, which can't be any worse than twinkies.

  14. After a WHOLE week? by kent.dickey · · Score: 4, Informative

    What company has to close if workers are on strike for a WHOLE WEEK? The company doesn't have to pay hourly workers who don't show up to work...

    This looks to me like a corporate version of "suicide by cop"--run your company into the ground (6 CEOs in 10 years, many executives getting big raises, company owned by hedge funds and venture capitalists, company has big debt), and then keep cutting workers pay until they have to say "enough". And then blame the unions.

    If you're a company, which is failing and cannot be saved, and you have union workers, how else do you expect the company to finally close up shop? This is what it looks like--try to blame the unions.

    The union says they already had half their members laid off, have already cut their pay to below industry average, etc. The union website before the strike started said the following (see http://bctgm.org/PDFs/HostessFactSheet.pdf):

    Hostess is not and will not be viable: If Hostess emerges from bankruptcy under its present plan,
    it will still have too much debt, too high costs and not enough access to cash to stay in business for
    the long term. It will not be able to invest in its plants, in new products and in new technology.

    ---

    I hope someone buys Drake's.

  15. Re:Hostess: A case for bankruptcy & RTW reform by j-turkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only reason Hostess decided to close is to use bankruptcy law to attack the unions - and replace them with employer-supported unions such as contract workers from staffing agencies. This usually comes from companies based out of the South where workers are to "know their place" and businesses are to not be questioned.

    Get rid of the provision that voids union contracts on bankruptcy and make Right to Work apply to contractors and part-time labor.

    I was under the impression that Hostess were out of money, no longer profitable, and could no longer afford to pay the earlier negotiated wages and benefits. So you're suggesting that Hostess was doing just fine, but the whole bankruptcy was just a conspiracy to screw the unions?

    Please tell me if I understand what you're saying: Hostess did not offer ALL of their employees a package that would allow them to get credit from the bank and continue operations, without laying off their entire workforce? Hostess didn't offer a package that their (larger-than-the-baker's-union) Teamster union agreed upon? If they had plenty of money and were still profitable, how would a bankruptcy court (and their auditors) grant them the status of chapter 11? Chapter 7? Or...in the case of a legitimate Chapter 7 bankruptcy, how can Hostess replace their former union workers with contract workers from staffing agencies when they are no longer in business?

    I think that we may have different understandings of how bankruptcy works. They are liquidating - Hostess is no longer a company. Their assets (e.g. brands, recipes, factories) will be sold to pay off their debt. This will be overseen by the courts - and Hostess' creditors will likely be paid back a fraction of what they are owed. The private shareholders will be the last to get paid out of the liquidation, and it is very likely that they will get nothing. Am I wrong about this?

    If we have such different understandings of how bankruptcy works, I'm not sure that we will agree on how (or if) it should be reformed. I suggest reading up on bankruptcy. If we're talking about the same thing, it will be easier to have an informed discussion.

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    -Turkey

  16. One of these things is not like the other by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This wouldn't have happend if the bakers union had conceeded.
    This wouldn't have happend if Hostess had better management.

    It doesn't matter if you have the best management in the world, if your workers all at once decide to shut you down.

    The workers thought management was bluffing but oddly they really did not have large bags of gold they slept on.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:One of these things is not like the other by shaper · · Score: 5, Informative

      The workers thought management was bluffing but oddly they really did not have large bags of gold they slept on.

      Some of them did:

      "Within a month of taking over, Rayburn had to preside over a public-relations fiasco. Some unsecured creditors had informed the court that last summer -- as the company was crumbling -- four top Hostess executives received raises of up to 80%."

      "Hostess pays Rayburn $125,000 a month, according to court filings. At the same time Rayburn became CEO, Gephardt's son Matthew, 41, the COO of the Gephardt Group, was put on the Hostess board as a $100,000-a-year independent director"

      Source: http://management.fortune.cnn.com/2012/07/26/hostess-twinkies-bankrupt/

      And this was going on last year at the same time that the company was headed into bankruptcy again and management was asking for even more deep concessions from workers. From this and other things I have read, I get the impression that Hostess is a typical large company dealing with typical liability and productivity problems that couldn't manage through it.

  17. Do the workers by publiclurker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    get their friends to set their salaries like the CEO does? If not, then the hypocrisy is on your side.

  18. Re:Squeezing the supply by Technician · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hostess has recently had some of the highest priced snack cakes in the supermarket. Their sales have fallen off. There is competition in the free market. The union wanted a bigger slice of pie from a smaller pie. The company knew it couldn't survive a labor strike. The union was not recognizing the situation. The company cut the losses instead of bleeding to death and is putting the assets on the market.

    Fast forward to the new soak the rich plan Obama has for what 1.6 Trillion Dollars? The pie they plan on bleeding will rapidly vanish. The high income folks will no longer make high income here with the high overhead. Businesses will shutter and the capitol will rapidly move to more friendly to business markets.

    http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/share-this-massive-list-of-post-election-firings-and-layoffs-with-everyone-you-can

    Is your employeer leaving town? Why would they stay. Those dependant on the government will stay and sign up for all the bailouts and handouts they can get. Those stuck with the skyrocketing bill will move assets elsewhere.

    --
    The truth shall set you free!