This Is What Happens When You Deep Fry a Frozen Turkey
Too late for many east-coast Americans, but perhaps in time to stop a blaze or two in California, an anonymous reader writes with this video of "a controlled demonstration of why it is a bad idea to fry a frozen turkey." My brother this morning assembled (despite poor directions and questionable parts fit) a deep fryer for a Thanksgiving turkey; we're optimistic, and the turkey seems to be fully thawed at least.
Now how do i sneak this on a plane?
"Normal" and "dry cleaned turkey" don't logically fit, at least in my universe. In fact, I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around a dry cleaned turkey.
Please don't invite me over to your house next Thanksgiving. Nothing personal.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
The guys who came up with the idea to fry a whole turkey were rednecks. And every good redneck story begins when someone says "Here, hold my beer while I..."
trouble wrapping my brain around a dry cleaned turkey.
There's your problem. The brain should be stuffed inside the turkey rather than wrapped around it.