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White House Must Answer Petition To 'Build Death Star'

Posted by Soulskill on from the fully-operational-boondoggle dept.

EdIII writes "The White House petition to secure funding for building the Death Star has garnered over 25,000 signatures, which means the White House must officially respond. I can't wait to see it. My question to Slashdot readers: what modifications would you add to the proposed Death Star? Obviously, as one journalist put it, 'guardrails around any of the facility's seemingly endless number of bridges, spans, shafts and pits.' What other changes would you ask your representatives to make?"

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  1. Re:Remove the obvious structural weaknesses by TFAFalcon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They already fixed that on the Endor variant (they just had a lousy slow contractor building it).

    My vote is that they add an exterminator or two to the crew. I hear the first Death Star had quite a pest problem in it's garbage compactors.