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Brewing Saké in Texas for Fun and Profit (Video)

Let's say you are an IT stud named Yoed Anis, you spent a year in Japan and decided you really like Saké, and you're back home in Austin, Texas. Since Texas, like Japan, grows lots of rice, you obviously need to start the Texas Saké Company to produce Rising Star and Whooping Crane Sakés, which you sell online and through a number of Texas restaurants and retailers. But whatever we can say in print pales beside a two-part brewery tour conducted by Toji Yoed himself, accompanied by Timothy Lord and his trusty camcorder. Yes, there's a transcription. But the video tour itself is better, even though it regretfully does not include the delightful aroma of Saké being made. (Someday, perhaps, Slashdot Studios will be equipped for Smell-O-Vision, but that's at least a few years off.)

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  1. ohh man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can smell the weaboo off this

  2. IT Stud? by Harold+Halloway · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's an 'IT stud'? Is it the geek with the biggest hard drive?

    1. Re:IT Stud? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, of course not, and I thought the term was self-explanatory.

      As most of us are aware, it's unusual for those in IT and related professions to have sex. The reason for this is that sexual encounters are managed through a controlled breeding program, wherein the "stud" is paired with numerous females, just as you might see in cattle herds or the like. This is done in order to ensure the healthiest offspring possible, as well as the largest number of offspring (domestic breeding shortfalls in recent years have led to relying on offshore breeding programs to supplement our own).

      Of course, there can be issues with this approach, such as propagating a particular condition into a population on account of them having a common ancestor. We see this rather often, with a number of individuals in these populations exhibiting issues with poor eyesight, spinal conditions, or excessive fatty buildup around the abdomen. Even so, this is fairly common practice in animal husbandry, so I'm surprised there's not more awareness of it among us.